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Women�s Rights
It has been said that I do not believe in women�s rights. This is
totally false. Where do these lies keep coming from? To put this
particular piece of calumny to rest, allow me to speak for a moment on
women�s rights. I, holy joe, belive that women are fully entitled to the
following rights:
1. A woman has the right to get pregnant.
2. A woman has the right to fix me dinner.
3. A woman has the right to clean up the dinner table after I�m
finished eating.
4. A woman has the right to clean the toilet.
5. A woman has the right to do my laundry.
6. A woman has the right to wear a corset, garters, lace mittens and
stockings to bed with me.
7. A woman has the right to an education, particularly, to learn
about sex when she�s 8-years-old.
8. A woman still living with her parents has the right to date
whomever she pleases, no matter how much her father and mother don�t
like the guy, or his motorcycle.
9. A woman has the right to feed my dog.
10. A woman has the right to see that my dog gets his daily walk,
and to clean up his poop with a pooper-scooper.
11. A woman has the right to keep quiet when me and my dog are
eating.
12. A woman has the right to find something to do when I�m
watching wrestling on Friday and Saturday night, provided it�s knitting,
sewing, or doing more of my laundry.
So, just as we have the Ten Commandments, we now have the Twelve
Rights of Women. Oh, yes. And there is one more right:
13. A woman has the right to step aside when I meet a new woman,
and decide to have two wives instead of one.
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Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.