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                                               Scared Sinful!

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                                        Andrew Roller Presents
                                   NAUGHTY NAKED DREAMGIRLS
                                                       in 
                                              NIGHT VISITOR


(text of story)

------------------- SPECIAL REPORT ! -----------------

                   F.B.I. �crashes� under porn overload !

         Washington - Matt Sludge here.  Today I visited F.B.I. headquarters 
and learned an important fact.  F.B.I. agents around the country have been 
suffering from �porn overload.�
         �We�re burnt out,� one agent told me.  �You never know what 
someone might be up to.  So of course we have to read all the porn on the 
Net.  We don�t just look at the pictures.  We have to read all the stories 
too.�
         �We need more agents!� an agent yelled.  �At least 10,000 more!�
         �There goes the money for extra prisons,� another agent lamented.
         An agent sitting at his computer was heard to mutter, �Reading, 
reading, reading.  If I�d known I�d have to do this much reading, I never 
would have graduated from the eighth grade.�
         Recently, one agent reported for work wearing beads and sandals, 
with flowers in his hair.  He was fired immediately.
         �That�s my greatest worry,� an Agent-in-Charge told me.  �After all, 
you are what you read.  And all day my people are reading this.�  He pointed 
to his computer.  �The next thing you know one of them might come out for 
free love, or gays in the military!�

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