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Scared Sinful!
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Andrew Roller Presents
NAUGHTY NAKED DREAMGIRLS
in
NIGHT VISITOR
(text of story)
------------------- SPECIAL REPORT ! -----------------
F.B.I. �crashes� under porn overload !
Washington - Matt Sludge here. Today I visited F.B.I. headquarters
and learned an important fact. F.B.I. agents around the country have been
suffering from �porn overload.�
�We�re burnt out,� one agent told me. �You never know what
someone might be up to. So of course we have to read all the porn on the
Net. We don�t just look at the pictures. We have to read all the stories
too.�
�We need more agents!� an agent yelled. �At least 10,000 more!�
�There goes the money for extra prisons,� another agent lamented.
An agent sitting at his computer was heard to mutter, �Reading,
reading, reading. If I�d known I�d have to do this much reading, I never
would have graduated from the eighth grade.�
Recently, one agent reported for work wearing beads and sandals,
with flowers in his hair. He was fired immediately.
�That�s my greatest worry,� an Agent-in-Charge told me. �After all,
you are what you read. And all day my people are reading this.� He pointed
to his computer. �The next thing you know one of them might come out for
free love, or gays in the military!�
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