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Once again you are in a position to read a sex story written by
someone who�s never even held hands with a girl. (Or woman, but who�s
counting?) No doubt there are better things to do in life besides reading a
sex story by a total virgin, but you obviously haven�t found them.
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What�s in a Name?
by holy joe
I have decided to legally change my name. I am fed up with this
world and how I am being treated. It�s payback time. No, I�m not looking
to go on a crime spree with my new name, and I already discarded the
possibility of changing my name to �fucking asshole�.
Imagine, if you will, me going into the Department of Motor Vehicles
to get my driver�s license renewed. There sits a big burly cop behind the
registration desk, who has an attitude problem and has been pulled off the
beat.
�What�s your name?� he asks. (There truly was such a person
waiting for me the last time I renewed.)
�Boner Boy,� I say.
�What?!�
It will be a pretty good name. However if for some reason I wind up
in prison, you can be sure I�ll quickly change my name to �Boner Boy With
AIDS�. I always did want one of those George Herbert Walker Bush four-
word names.
(Incidentally, did you ever think of getting a sex change operation
and then getting sent to a women�s prison? Or how about a girl�s reform
school?)
The actor Timothy Bottoms has an interesting name. Is that what
they call him on the set? �Oh, Mr. Bottoms, would you please come here?
We�ve gotta do that gay sex scene in our prison film.� I hear he has a
daughter. He liked the comic book Cherry (as do I), so he named his
daughter Cherry Bottoms. Unfortunately he named her before she was
born, and his baby�s ultrasound got mixed up with that of another parent�s
child. So in fact Timothy didn�t have a daughter, but a son. The boy is now
grown, and wouldn�t you know, even though he�s straight his unfortunate
luck just keeps rolling along. He�s said to feel uncomfortable ordering
drinks in bars where he lives, in San Francisco. Especially when the
bartender says, �Let me see your driver�s license son. Are you of legal
age? Yes, well I guess you are, Mr. Cherry Bottoms!�
In my case, I am thinking of a career as well as a name. I would like
to be a preschool worker. I�m half Black (my dick), so I�m always
sensitive to discrimination. Nonetheless I�m going to pursue my name
change, and if it�s not going to be �Boner Boy� perhaps it will be �Mr.
Molester.� Just to prove that there�s no discrimination in America. Or
maybe I should change my name to �Spanky�. (�Not your child�s bottom,
ma�am, my dick!�)
Imagine being on an airplane and hearing, �This is your pilot
speaking, Mr. Bin Laden.� Could a judge stop you if you really wanted to
change your name to that? After introducing yourself to the passengers
you could say, �Ooops, I think my Macintosh just bombed. Damn, why does
it always have to crash? If it does it again, I�m going to blow up! Oh shit,
now my battery pack�s died.� Then you could tell the co-pilot to quit
passing gas, and complain that the air conditioning must not be working
�cause you�re burning up. Not that the people in the air traffic control
tower would fall for this little bit of humor, of course. They�d probably be
all hot about it. Tell them not to get so fired up. Then remind the
passengers to collapse their tray tables, and quit smoking. After all,
you�ve got a plane to fry... I mean, fly!
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