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dildo
by Michael Hafer
�it�s too big,�
you say,
seeing it
for the first time.
�i wanted something
smaller.�
but, the stores
are closed
and it�s
valentine�s night,
so we must do
the best we can.
with the right amount
of goop
the toy slides in.
with the flick
of a switch,
it comes to life.
first you say,
�it hurts,�
and then you say
the electricity
has given you a shock,
but then
the big one
washes over you
and your doubts
are swept aside,
and i no longer worry
about second string
quarterbacks
bumming a ride
on your tail
cause technology
can satisfy
any player
who�s got
the desire
and the batteries.
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dildo is copyright 1998 by Michael Hafer