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                                              Author�s Note


         I think I�m beginning to define myself as an author (aside from the 
�sick pervert� element).  There are some science-fiction authors who take 
an obviously implausible theme and go with it anyway.  Clifford D. Simak�s 
novel City comes to mind.  The entire human race moves to Jupiter, and 
lives unassisted on the planet�s surface.  Totally implausible:  if Jupiter 
has a rocky surface down under all that atmosphere, the gravity would be 
so intense as to kill you.  But it is, nonetheless, except for the dopey first 
chapter, a beautiful novel.
         Ray Bradbury�s Martian Chronicles is heading the same way.  Will 
people really ever walk around unassisted on Mars, drive automobiles, and 
live in earth-style homes?  Probably not.  But it is one of the classics of 
science-fiction.
         I fall into the same category, albeit down at the un-classic, 
unpublished level of the genre (sometimes referred to as �mental 
masturbation�.)  Will the earth of five billion years hence be populated by 
English-speaking Vampires and Werewolves?  No.  But hopefully Girl 
Patrol is an entertaining story anyway.  Will people be driving pickups 
labelled Toyota in a universe completely covered by urban and suburban 
sprawl?  Well, humans have got some building to do before the whole 
cosmos resembles Los Angeles.  But perhaps you�ve read my Fading 
Universe story anyway, and enjoyed it.  Then there�s Amazonia, where a 
boy wakes up to find that all the women in the world have evolved into 
alligators.  Again, not likely, although if you�ve been dumped by a woman 
recently you might think the evolution has already begun.
         I take a premise too far-flung to ever come true, even under the 
most liberal assessment of scientific possibility, and work with it 
anyway.  I like authors who are willing to push their imaginations, and 
their readers.  So here is the next chapter of Girl Patrol, unlikely though it 
obviously is.

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                                        Andrew Roller Presents
 
                                                GIRL PATROL

                                          Chapter Twenty-Six

         The ground was flat under our feet, but it was no longer burnt.  The 
fire had veered off to the west.  There was a pall of smoke on the horizon.  
Someone was going to be quite warm tonight.
         �I�m hot!� Becky whined.
         �We�re all hot, shuttup,� Kim replied.  She wiped the back of her hand 
across her forehead.  The heat was really getting us down.  Although it 
was nice to no longer be walking across ground that resembled charcoal, I 
still felt rather like an ant caught in a broiler pan, the oven heat slowly 
rising.  We pushed back the wheat-like grass, an effort in itself, wishing 
for shade.  Now and then we stopped and drank from the river.  We used our 
hands, splashing the water in our faces, taking a quick dip, drying quickly 
in the hot sun.  I pulled my shirt off.  The girls laughed at my blubber.  But 
I was losing weight, replacing fat with muscle, thanks to all our 
involuntary exercise.
         �Another month of this and you won�t laugh so hard,� I told the girls.  
I flexed my biceps.  �You�ll be walking with Conan.�
         �Only if you walk on your hands,� Kim said.  Becky came up to me and 
slapped my belly.
         �OW!� I said.
         �Conan of the weak belly,� Becky teased.  She hit me again, but this 
time I was ready for her and caught her hand as it rebounded.
         �Oh - let go!� Becky said.  Her voice, usually happy, turned suddenly 
cranky.  I let go of her wrist and it dropped limply to her side.
         �You can undress too if you want,� I said.  It was something of a 
tease, for they were, given the cut of their lingerie, already showing their 
most intimate parts.
         �We don�t need to,� Becky said proudly.  She stuck out her little 
chest, showing me her naked paps.  �We can go swimming, or flying, or do 
whatever, cause these magical costumes are good for everything!�
         �We can even be in a strip show,� Kim said.  There was a wry note in 
her 10-year-old voice and I said,
         �You don�t have to wear it if you don�t want to.�  Kim turned up her 
nose.
         �No, that�s fine,� she said.  �I�ll keep it on.�
         �You�d be naked if you didn�t,� Becky said, innocent of the fact that 
she and Kim both were, practically speaking, already nude.
         We walked another mile or so.  I saw a treeline in the distance.  I 
pointed it out.  The girls gave a big hollar of glee and tore off through the 
grass toward it.  But they soon tired.  After a bit I caught up to them, and 
then we stopped again, and drank from the river.  The sun sank toward the 
horizon.  It was a relief to see it going.  We would be warm tonight, I 
guessed.  We were further south and the climate change seemed to bode 
well for the evening, if not for the day.  The girls felt their strength 
rising again and decided to race again for the trees.  I wondered aloud if 
there might be any dangers ahead, werewolves perhaps, and if we 
shouldn�t stay together, but with the ending of the bitterly hot day near 
they felt like birds released from a trap.
         A half hour later I was walking alone among the trees.  I was idly 
wondering where the girls were but as we had seen no one since crossing 
the river (except Jan, of course), I felt at ease and began to sing.  There 
was an old song from a cartoon called Kid Power that I�d watched, when I 
still qualified as a kid, and I sang it now.  But since the society didn�t 
consider me a kid anymore I modified it, and my version went like this:

         �It�s up to Pedo power,
         �Pedo power,
         �All the power in the world!�

         I had sung this several times when suddenly a voice snapped out, 
         �Wha-?  What are you, some kind of pervert?�  For a moment I 
thought the voice was in my head.  After all, I was five billion years in the 
future, and except for the medium we�d met, nobody here talked.  I was 
about to start singing again when I realized there was a man beside me.  I 
flinched and looked at him.  He was eyeing me through slit-eyes but they 
opened wider as he realized he had come upon me by surprise, only his 
voice giving him away.  
         �New here, eh?� he asked me.
         �Uh, yeah,� I said.
         �Have to be quick in these parts.  Vampires,� he said.  He extended 
his hand.  I took it, as stupidly as if I were in a car dealership in 
Columbus.  �Ah, nice to meet you,� the man said.  His hand lingered on mine 
a moment.  Then he let go of my hand.  I realized I�d passed some test, but 
I didn�t know what it was.  �My name�s Frank,� the man said, after his hand 
was already back at his side.  
         �I�m Brian,� I said.  �Brian Galbladder.�
         �Frank Yates,� the man elaborated.  He was in rags and I was 
shirtless, my pants torn and battered.  We were something of a pair, I 
thought, ready for a 1930�s movie about the Depression.
         �Hot day, isn�t it?� I said.  Frank turned, as if to estimate, through 
the lengthening shadows of the trees, the time until sunset.
         �Ending soon,� Frank said.  �What parts you come from?� he asked 
me, turning.  We walked along and I explained to him that I had come from 
far off.  �Anyone with you?� Frank asked.
         �Not at the moment,� I replied.  He didn�t pursue the inquiry.  Five 
billion years in the future the shades of meaning invented by Bill Clinton 
had apparently faded.  The trees gave out, and I found myself on the edge 
of a clearing.  There was a surprise waiting in the middle of it:  �A 
village!� I cried.  Frank nodded.  We walked toward a group of old wooden 
houses.  �How many people live here?� I asked.
         �Too many to feed us all, and not enough to ward off the vampires,� 
Frank answered.  �Though we haven�t had so many lately.�  People came 
toward us.  They were all, like Frank, dressed in rags.  A fashion designer 
obviously didn�t live here or, if he did, he must have been a very poor one.  
The people seemed quite interested in me.  Frank introduced me.  I nodded 
and tried not to seem nervous.  It was shocking to find myself suddenly 
among people.  But what would they think if they saw the girls?
         �Uh, have you had any other visitors around here lately?� I asked.           
�No,� Frank said.  Several others nodded in the negative.  I began to worry.  
I looked toward the river, which flowed close by.  Could the girls be 
swimming?  I was about to try to walk toward it when, turning the other 
way, I saw fields stretching off past a rim of trees that ran behind the 
homes. 
         �You growing stuff?� I asked.  I pointed toward what appeared to be 
corn, with patches of smaller stuff in front, my voice already beginning to 
take on the slightly clipped quality of these impoverished people.
         �It don�t grow by itself,� Frank replied.
         �We -- I mean, I -- eat manna,� I said.  I lifted my hand, as if 
scooping it up off the ground.  �That�s what we call it.�  He seemed not to 
understand and, since the rest of the crowd apparently shared his 
ignorance, I said, �It falls out of the sky in the morning.�
         �Oh.  Shit!� Frank said.  Everyone laughed.  I turned red-faced then.
         �It�s edible!� I spluttered.
         �If you don�t mind eating shit,� someone said.
         �Sure, anyone can eat that,� Frank said.  �I mean, it�ll keep you 
alive.�  He raised his chin.  �But we grow our own food.  We�d only eat shit 
if we were starving.�  We talked some more, and I told them about the 
attack by the wolves.  I edited my remarks to make it seem as if I�d been 
alone.  Gradually the sun set behind us, and as they realized I had little 
news of the world beyond and ate less well than they did, their interest 
waned.  Nonetheless a woman invited me to dinner.  I was hungry, but I 
declined.  I was worried about the girls.

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