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HAMILTON SELLS OUT !
by holy joe
Today I received word from a (lowly-placed) source at Barnes and
Noble that David Hamilton�s book, The Age of Innocence, is completely
sold out. The earliest one will be able to buy it is �mid to late April, at
which time you will have to come in and re-order it.�
Once again attempts by the religious right to suppress speech
have backfired! You would think they would learn a lesson from this,
but they don�t. That�s because their real purpose is to fleece their
followers for �donations.� Without that never-ending flow of
donations, the right-wing big-wigs would have to go out into the world
and get real, productive jobs.
I wonder what the next big �religious right� controversy will be?
The lack of shelter for the homeless? Feeding starving children in
Iraq? Or will it be yet another ridiculous controversy like this, over a
book?
Guess what I did when the Barnes and Noble store I went to told
me I couldn�t order Hamilton�s book, The Age of Innocence, until mid to
late April? I went online. I went straight to:
http://www.amazon.com
Amazon still has Hamilton�s book, The Age of Innocence, in stock,
and �available immediately.� They are only asking $31.50 for this book,
even though I was charged $45.00 for it at the Barnes and Noble store.
Still, I was worried about using my credit card online. But
Amazon�s web page says, �None of the 1.5 million customers who have
shopped at Amazon.com have reported fraudulent use of their credit
card as a result of purchases made at Amazon.com.�
Amazon.com also has other books available by David Hamilton: A
Place in the Sun, and Twenty Five Years of an Artist.
Of course, despite many glowing reviews of Hamilton�s The Age of
Innocence posted on the Amazon.com web site, some people don�t like
it. One person wrote, �As a mother and a woman, I am incensed that
this type of book is created and made available.�
I also went to the Barnes and Noble web site. While my hat is off
to Barnes and Noble for selling this book (and my pants, too), I found
their web site to be difficult and uninformative. A search for
�Hamilton� at Amazon.com brought �The Age of Innocence� right up.
But a search for �Hamilton� at Barnes and Noble�s web site brought up
Alexander Hamilton! Who wants to read about some guy who�s been
dead for over 200 years when you can look at naked girls? There were
also no reviews to read at the Barnes and Noble web site, or any other
handy, useful information about David Hamilton, Jock Sturges, Sally
Mann, and other authors that have been mentioned as part of this
�controversy.�
On the other hand, you can pay even less for The Age of Innocence
by using the Barnes and Noble web site. They claim to be selling it for
$27.96, with shipment �in 2 - 3 Days.� Why can you order this book
from their web site, but not from their store?
My advice, if you want any book at all, is to use the Amazon.com
web site.
If you�ve not seen David Hamilton�s work, how best to describe
it? I found one reader�s description apt. He called the girls in it
�little white doves.� Another reader, responding to a book by Sally
Mann, but with a comment that I found equally applicable to Hamilton,
wrote: �The subjects consist of a largely invisible segment of society.
... The book [is] groundbreaking... in honoring and respecting these girls
as worthy subjects of fine art.�
Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
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Issue No. 353
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
Dungeon of Desire
Chapter Four
�Yes, that�s it,� Katy encouraged us. She stroked our backs. Dick
could not find space for his big penis and was forced immediately to
plunge it into the glory hole as he mounted the bench. I heard a sliding
sound, or imagined I did, of hardened flesh pushing within the slick steel
rings. They�d been greased to accept him. He had only to poke himself
within and the fat and lard smeared on the rings took him within
themselves, offering no resistance, letting him slip right in to his fate.
And then, quite distinctly, I did hear Dick gasp as two prongs within the
ringed tube separated, like tongs, and then closed again on his cock.
�Don�t back up. It�s dangerous!� Katy laughed. She told Dick what
was happening to him. �Within the lining of rings lie two slim bits of
metal, a little sharp at the end. Have you ever driven over prongs in a
parking lot?�
�Um, yeah. That�s what it feels like,� Dick answered. His voice was
calm and controlled, but I could sense a deep fear brooding in him, yet at
the same time an astonishment that he could be so completely made
captive. And by a girl, with just a clever set of rings in a hole in the wall.
And in such an unlikely way; by his erect penis. �I can feel, well, within
the rings, two prongs,� Dick explained out loud, as if to convince himself
that this was really happening. �I pushed in okay, but if I try to pull out
the sharp ends of the prongs dick into the flesh of my penis. They�re
pressing down just at their tips, behind the flanged head of my cock...�
Dick had studied pre-med and he knew all the terminology. He seemed to
be attempting to explain his situation clinically, as if reason, and not the
spending of his passion, would save him. Even then, I feared, he might not
get back out. However much he might reduce his size by shooting out his
sperm, the tongs would still be pressing inward, their sharp points
preventing his cockhead from withdrawing.
�Shove yourself in a little more, dear. I want the prongs not directly
against your penis crown. Let them press against your shaft. That�s it,
press yourself completely against the wall,� Katy said. She placed both
her palms firmly against the underside of his bare bottom and shoved his
ass forward. Dick gasped again as he felt himself truly put all of himself
into the hole now, so that he was captive right up to the root of his
manhood.
�Does it feel good?� Katy asked Dick matter of factly. �It
feels...whoa!� Dick shouted. I suddenly realized that little Jennifer had
snuck behind the plyboard wall and was screwing closed the rings around
Dick�s penis. �No! Stop!� Dick urged. I think he suddenly saw himself
winding up like John Bobbit, except this severing would be complete and
permanent. I watched his handsome face contort as he felt the rings close
and close and close, little Jennifer merrily twisting the screw handle.
She was so small and young and unsure of herself yet, given a chance to
screw a man�s penis into a wall, she was suddenly quite delighted and
happy. I heard her give a little squeal as she watched, from her side of the
plyboard, the rings crush themselves into Dick�s big fleshy member.
�Not too tight, Jennifer dear,� Katy cautioned. �We may want to use
him later.� She stroked Dick�s back. �But not now, eh Dickie boy? You
surely won�t find any pleasure inside those steel rings. You can�t rub
yourself, and you certainly can�t pull out and then shove yourself back in.
And the steel rings, spaced out, provide no real comfort, do they? It�s not
like when you were a boy and might stick your penis into a towel. No,
these are just metal rings, and most of your cock is not held by anything.
Yet parts of it are, and the rings plus the prongs ensure that you, my dear
Dick, aren�t going anywhere. Or cumming, either.�
NAKED AT THE NEWSSTAND
by holy joe
Mayfair, Volume 33, Number 1, $5.99. E-mail: mayfair@pr-org.co.uk
Review: I was ready to quit buying this magazine. The last
several issues have been pretty boring. But not this one! There are
tons of beautiful girls in this issue. And they�re doing sexy things too!
But before I detail the contents of this issue, I must ask this
question: Why doesn�t the average female understand us guys? There is
no finer thing in life than a naked, beautiful female. And while there is
a �standard� for beauty, the average guy, including me, is quite willing
to admire a whole range of female types.
Ladies, please! Try to �get it�! Us guys are interested in
*serving* you. Haven�t you ever heard the phrase, �serve a woman�? If
you are unhappy, it�s not because guys are bad. It�s because you�ve
chosen the wrong guy! A psychologist once said, �We like to think
there�s that one special someone out there, just for us. But, in fact,
there are 100,000 special someones.� If you feel unhappy with the
person you�ve chosen, choose another one.
Now let�s have a look at the lusty babes in this issue:
Adele Stephens, page 5, is an utterly perfect blonde. She gets
very soapy as she washes her master�s car. Yes, it is a little
exploitative, I guess. He�s sitting in a fine silk suit, smoking a cigar,
discussing world affairs with his distinguished friends, while young
Adele struggles with a floppy sponge and a wriggling hose. What�s
worse, they make her wear just a skimpy white t-shirt. But Adele
doesn�t seem too offended by how they�re using her. After all, she
knows she�s the prettiest girl they�ve ever seen, and if her master ever
neglects her, the other men present would pay anything to have her.
Jenna and Janine, page 14, are having a party. You�re invited.
While you struggle to get your zipper unstuck, these two girls get
carried away with a bottle of champagne. Jenna mounts a chair and
offers her bottomhole to Janine. Janine pops the champagne open and
pours it over her own breasts, and straight into Jenna�s hole! A
feminist might say, �disgusting!� But why? Isn�t it wonderful to see
nude, exceptionally attractive girls displaying their sexual parts in
this way? What could be better in life than this, especially when a guy
is afflicted with a rock-hard erection?
Tina, page 27, understands. She�s snuggled up next to the
fireplace in her house. It�s cold and stormy outside, but she feels safe
inside. She�s got some friends to keep her company. What a pleasant
way to spend the evening, with another couple, dressed just in
sleepwear, telling stories next to a crackling fire? Chestnuts roast
over the fire as the stories are told. Tina�s story gets rather sexy. She
pulls down her panties to make sure her pussy isn�t getting too wet.
After all, it�s raining cats and dogs outside. She doesn�t need to be wet
inside too!
I could talk about all the other steamy girls in this issue, but
unfortunately I�m getting quite, er, wet myself. (Damn! My last clean
pair of underpants, too.)
There is one more girl I absolutely must mention, though: Dill,
page 63. She�s a slim blonde. She�s just 18. Her pictorial opens with
her wearing a small t-shirt, panties, and white socks. God, what a
fantastic pictorial this is! Dill is so sweet and lovely, and looks so
comfy in her bed. Yet, for some reason, she�s decided to take a big,
long, black dildo to bed with her! LUST over this girl as she kneels on
her bed and pulls up her neat little t-shirt. SALIVATE as she laughs
with her legs spread apart, her discarded panties ringing one of her
ankles. DIE as she offers her bottom, and sucks her thumb, while lying
on her belly with the dildo about to penetrate her ass!
YA-HOOOOOOOO!
If that isn�t enough, on the opposite page, there�s an ad. In this ad
there�s a photo of a young blonde. She�s naked, except for her panties.
As she smiles mischievously at the camera, she sticks her hand into
the front of her panties and plays with her slit.
(Shit. Now I not only need new underpants, but a new carpet!)
At the very back of this magazine, there�s an ad for next issue.
Guess what? Claire Cass is cumming back! I really loved Claire when
she used to be in Mayfair. Then, in her last few pictorials, I felt she
was starting to look too old. (At least in comparison to the
wonderfully youthful way she�d looked earlier!) I am pleased to report
that, although Claire does look older in the �sneak preview� photo shown
at the back of this magazine, she nonetheless looks terrific! She has a
bit of a dominatrix look in her gaze, but at the same time a
vulnerability too. It�s almost as if she�s saying, �I�d like to dominate
you, but you�re so big and strong, I�m not sure that I can.�
(Don�t worry, Claire. You can definitely dominate me. I�ll buy the
handcuffs.)
Speaking of which, I have next to my computer a new photo! It�s
actually an old photo, from a Playboy calendar, of Petra Verkaik. She�s
one of the all-time greatest Playboy Playmates ever photographed, as
voted over and over again, not only by readers but also by fellow
Playmates! In this photo, Petra, a very shy, playful woman, has adopted
a pose that�s quite severe. She�s wearing riding attire. (Without pants
on, of course.) In her hand she�s holding a riding crop! If you have any
attraction to no-nonsense dommes, I highly recommend this picture.
Perhaps it�s available somewhere on Playboy�s web site. Meantime, if
you can�t find the photo of Petra, check out next month�s Mayfair. I
think Claire Cass could make a wonderful dominatrix, now that she
looks a little older, but still retains some of her girlish charm.
I really liked this issue of Mayfair. I hope all the future issues of
Mayfair are as exciting as this one.
(And remember ladies, if you don�t want us guys looking at
Mayfair, there�s a very simple solution. You don�t have to pass any
laws. Just send us an e-mail. Put �FUCK ME -- I�M A 10� in the subject
header. We�ll think of nothing but you once we get that. Not even this
month�s Mayfair!)
BARE AT THE BOOKSTORE
by holy joe
Beautiful girls in the nude
A Place in the Sun, by David Hamilton, $31.50. (List price: $45.00)
Hardcover. Many color pages. Web: http://www.amazon.com
Review: This book contains a variety of beautiful pictures of
various things, from deserted beaches, to storm-encroached seas, to even
a mule! It also has some excellent photos of young girls, some of which
are extraordinary in their perfection of beauty and their playful attitude
toward life. I would say there are 10 to 20 photos of beautiful girls in
this book. They are well worth the asking price of the book.
BUY! BUY! BUY!
What am I made of, money?
Okay, let�s face it. Between porno magazines and art books, you
could wind up spending an awful lot of money. What to do? Should you buy
just Hamilton? Sturges? And what�s Sally Mann up to?
I�ve only seen Hamilton�s work, but I�ve been able to glean some
information about the others. Sally Mann, as far as I can tell, is a
feminist. She is just presenting �the feminist line,� which is the only
viewpoint some Americans want to see in this world. (The line that says,
�Girls must be strong and assertive and dominant, and boys must be either
the same, or submissive.�) (There�s no room, in other words, for soft,
giggly, silly girls, or even ones that are challenging in their sexuality, but
new and therefore still slightly unsure of themselves.) Don�t get me
wrong. I have seen some wonderful work by women in magazines like
Playboy and Penthouse. I�m not criticizing Sally Mann because she�s a
woman photographer. In my opinion, a woman photographer might be able,
especially in a �porno� magazine, to get more in touch with her subject
than a male photographer can. But my fear is that Sally Mann is focused
primarily on presenting her subjects as icons of feminism.
As for Sturges, TIME calls his work �unobjectionable.� (Though TIME
would still prefer that Sturges didn�t exist.) A reader at Amazon.com,
evaluating Hamilton�s A Place in the Sun, writes: �One shows nudity as
dull, while the other, brings charm and grace that quickens the pulse, not
dulls the senses.� Sturges is the one described as �dull.� Sturges also
shoots in black and white, while Hamilton takes photos in color.
The problem for Sturges is that he lives in America. As you know,
America has been in a death-grip of totalitarianism regarding this
subject. Sturges even had his home invaded by the police, and they
destroyed many of his photos. (That happened about a decade ago. The
�case� was later dropped.)
My advice would be, if you can only afford one or two books, buy
Hamilton.
AND IN THE END...
�This book really shows that there is no more beautiful image in the
world than that of the female body, especially in its age of innocence.�
- Amazon.com reader reviewing David Hamilton�s The Age of Innocence.
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-END OF 353 EMISSION
�[In addition to being photographed,] these girls... should be on
nude beaches, resorts, etc. feeling stress-free and being free as the
little white doves they are.�
- Amazon.com reader reviewing David Hamilton�s The Age of Innocence.
(Yes! - h.j.)