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REASONS CLINTON HASN�T YET BOMBED IRAQ
1. Needs to consult with our un-allied �allies�.
2. Needs to give Ken Starr more time to make long-winded speeches to the
media.
3. Needs to wait for Saddam Hussein to place women and children around
all his strategic sites, so the U.S. can be called �a baby killer.�
4. Is too busy getting another blow-job from a White House intern.
Andrew Roller Presents
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Issue No. 343
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
Dungeon of Desire
Chapter Four
�If you do pee in my bed I�m sending you straight back to Sauron,�
Miriam warned me. She wore a simple summer dress and her hair was
caught up loosely in a chignon, but I had no doubt she could enforce her
will upon me if she wished. I wore a dog�s collar. She, as if to keep some
symbol of authority upon her, carried a long slim riding crop in her fist. It
was freshly polished. I gazed at it and she watched me.
�Go ahead, do it,� Dick laughed. �I will if you do.� Miriam, looking
like she must enforce her will somehow, put a hand on young Dick�s
tousled head and leaned over him. Her big bosoms nearly spilled from her
open-necked dress, its buttons more undone than done, barely containing
the weight of her full breasts as all but their nipples hung forth.
Carefully, looking quite grave and mature, Miriam slipped her riding crop
under Dick�s penis and lifted its elongated length. �Such a delightful
young penis you have here young man...� Miriam said. �I should hate to have
to hurt it.�
Dick trembled. I think something changed in him as he watched his
big penis hefted up by Miriam�s crop, held stiffly in her small fist. I
gazed, fascinated, as she ran her crop in sawlike fashion under the
halfway point of his shaft, as if to cut it in two. Then she slid the crop
down to the tip of his penis. She caught the crown of his huge knob in the
loop at the end of her crop. She tugged on him. He was trapped, lightly,
within her crop�s loop. Then she delicately brought her free hand down
and, nimbly, used her nailed fingers to detach him from her loop. She
swung the crop freely. He watched, his eyes big.
�A man is coming to fuck me,� she said to Dick. �Otherwise I�d make
you pee and I�d torture your big penis all night for it.� She stood upright,
looked at the window, ran her fingers through her hair. �And all afternoon.
And forever, probably, but this man is most jealous and I cannot let him
see you. You must leave, dear boy, and you too, Kelly. All of you must go
now. Playtime�s over. Back to the real world and real things.� She
turned, and I saw her bottom swag within her dress as she moved. It was
a large, fully shaped woman�s bottom. She looked back over her shoulder
at me and then, watching me, she slapped her own hiney with her riding
crop. �He�s most severe,� she teased me. �You�d never be able to stand
him.�
And then she left. Leaving, though, thoughts behind in my mind. I
was trembling with some untouched need, something I�d only tested a
little before, something which still lay dormant within me. I had to have
someone break through to it, and I knew if he did I�d melt into myself in a
pool of bliss and I�d die.
He�d birth a new me. I wanted the baby. I glanced at Dick, longing in
my eyes, but I knew he couldn�t break through for me. He was only good at
spearing hymens, physical barriers, not breaking into a girl�s psychology.
Yet, he could help.
I think, somehow, he knew what I was thinking. As if to bond with
him, with my fate, I let my pee (with some trepidation and difficulty)
spritz from my peehole. It flooded the bed between my thighs. My cunny
made water. Dick watched and then, as if tacitly agreeing with what I
must do, he peed too. Our companions laughed as we added to the wet
spots already on the bed, most significantly.
�Take me. Protect me,� I whispered to Dick when we were done. We
sat like children, apart, our legs spread on the white sheets of the bed.
�You know I can�t protect you,� Dick replied.
�Take me anyway. I want you to watch,� I urged. I really did need
him.
�Who will protect me?� he asked.
I smiled. �You�re a big strong guy,� I said. I licked my lips.
�So�s Sauron,� he answered.
�Come on, let�s all take a bath together,� the honey blonde
interrupted. The strawberry redhead nodded her agreement but asked,
�Where?�
�Outside, on the grass. We can all bathe together out there. It�s nice
and warm,� the blonde answered. I looked at her. We didn�t even know
each other�s names yet we were all nude together. She smiled at my
blonde hair and we shared dumb blonde thoughts, sisterly thoughts, just
our eyes speaking. Beside her stood her lover, a newly minted Officer
with his cock erect and ready for action.
I decided to join them. Rising, I snagged Dick�s penis between my
fingers as I left the bed. I made him follow me. I held him by his lone
fleshy rein, his genital-rein. He came after me like a big horse, his feet
heavy on the stairs, his breathing a little labored (from passion!) as he
followed me with his dick in my hand. The blonde and the redhead copied
me, leading their Officer lover by his penis, both of them holding him.
NAKED AT THE NEWSSTAND
by holy joe
Here�s how I see the Clinton thing. Clinton is about 50-years-old.
Monica was, when he (allegedly) fucked her, 21. So, 50 minus 21 equals
an age difference of 29 years.
As for myself, I�m younger than Clinton. So I figure if he gets to
knock 29 years off the age of his love interests, I can too. In my case,
this would mean I would be allowed to get blow-jobs from girls who
are 8.
Perfect!
In the meantime, though, until school lets out, I�ll content myself
with looking at porn. There is a very great issue out this month. It�s:
Skank, April 1998, $6.99. Web: http://www.swankmag.com
Review: At Tower Books, where I go to improve my mind (and buy
porn) there is a big plastic shield lying across the porno magazines. It
keeps you from seeing all but the top of each magazine. I suppose the
hope is that, by not seeing the cover, I�ll not be tempted to buy porn,
and will buy Seventeen instead. (Which isn�t covered by plastic.)
And so it was, with this issue of Swank. I wasn�t going to buy it.
I wasn�t even going to pull it up from behind the plastic, to look at its
cover.
I�ve been prejudiced against Swank. I don�t mind buying Playboy,
and Penthouse, and (more recently) Hustler, but there is a limit to how
far down the �jack off chain� I�m willing to go. There are, or at least
there used to be, some really crappy porno magazines. I don�t like
looking at them.
So, I was going to skip looking at this issue of Swank. Then I
saw, above the magazine�s title, sticking out above the plastic, this
phrase: �Uncensored All Girl Lickfest!�
I grabbed the magazine at once. And what a great pictorial the
�lick fest� is! First, though, check out �Cindy and John� (pg. 47). This
pictorial features a very hot babe from Germany. I don�t think she
speaks English, but she is extremely cute. You may have seen her
before, in other porno magazines, or in porno movies. She has a lovely
face. Her body is perfect. She bites John�s underpants on page 51.
Then she releases him and practises sucking his naked dong in hopes of
being accepted by the White House intern program.
I really enjoyed the photos of Cindy licking and biting John�s
underpants. Those are photos I�ve never seen before in any porno
magazine. They are intimate and natural-looking. You get the feeling
you�re looking at two people in love, challenging each other with their
sexuality. You don�t feel like you�re just watching two paid models,
disinterested in their work, as you see in so many other porno
magazines.
Another great shot in the Cindy and John pictorial is on page 56.
It shows Cindy, her mouth agape, about to receive an emission from
John�s penis. Yet another photo I liked is on page 59. It shows Cindy
licking John�s cock. But you also see, in the same photo, her long,
lovely neck, stretching forth to suck him. And you see her slender,
naked back, plus her sumptuous bare bosoms.
I mention particular photos in the Cindy and John pictorial for
this reason: the �important� photos, of Cindy licking John�s cock,
mostly didn�t turn me on. Sure, they�re great for helping little kids
understand what Clinton (allegedly) did with Monica. But, aside from
that, they�re not much fun. I�ve seen tons of dick-licking photos in
porno magazines and am quite tired of looking at them. But the shots
I�ve detailed above are new, fun, and interesting. If you�re making porn,
it�s important not to just recycle the same old poses again and again.
Photos of splayed cunts and licked dicks are as common as weeds. But,
with a little ingenuity, as Swank displays in some of its photos this
month, an old, tired subject can be given new life.
Cindy reappears, in the �Uncensored All Girl Lickfest,� on page
84. (She has a different name in this pictorial, but it�s the same girl.
She�s the one holding the camera.) The �lick fest� is a standard girl-
on-girl pictorial, but again Swank saves an otherwise boring pictorial
with the inclusion of new and creative shots.
For instance, right at the start of the pictorial, a blonde in a
white bikini is baring her breast. Despite the fact that all four girls
will soon be licking each other, I sense a tad of jealousy in the face of
another blonde, in a silver bikini. She�s staring at the blonde�s bared
tit and seems to be thinking, �Oh, she thinks she�s so hot... just because
she has such nice tits.�
It�s exciting to think that these girls could be envious of each
other! I can imagine girls at a real orgy being like that. Eager to fuck,
yet jealous also. This is the sort of emotion that�s important. It
makes this pictorial seem real. The worst sort of pictorial would be
what you usually see... paid harlots, who couldn�t care less about
getting naked, and aren�t even thinking about what they�re doing as they
engage in the most �intimate� of acts.
Another nice photo begins the �lick fest� pictorial. It�s of all
four girls, still �clothed� in their bikinis, gazing up with innocent eyes
at Cindy as she photographs them. It�s another way of saying, �These
are real girls, with real emotions.�
Of course, a porno magazine wouldn�t be any fun if the most
innocent-looking of girls didn�t get down and �do it�! These girls do, on
the following pages, beginning with some lovely shots of the blonde
being stripped of her panties and bra (pg. 86). Also on page 86 is a
fantastic photo of Cindy kneeling. You see her mouth, open in wonder,
gazing at the blonde�s twat. Even more exciting, you see her bare
bottom, her bare legs and bare feet. The fact that Cindy is barefoot
adds to her naturalness. If she were wearing high-heels in that photo, I
think it would be less sexy. But those bare feet, with her bottom
jutting above them in all its wonderful, naked, cheek-split glory, is the
best photo in this issue!
Sadly, the �lick fest� pictorial loses its way on the following
pages. Sure, there�s a great shot of the blonde screaming, as she�s
invaded by her cunt-mates� fingers and tongues. But there are also
some boring, �standard� photos, images that are little more than
explorations in gynecology. (Or butthole-ology.)
How wonderful it would have been if these girls had wound up
taking playful swats at each other with a riding crop! Or, they could
have inflated a baby pool (with their succulent mouths) and played in it.
There is no reason why a pictorial has to stick to just one subject. Why
do photographers seem to concentrate on just one thing? Like, you
know, �this is a pictorial about sex and food.� Or, �this is an all girl
lickfest.� Fuck that! Put lots of stuff in your pictorial! Sure, you�ll
have to make the pictorial longer, but so what? Editorial judgement
should tell you: �This is a good pictorial. Heck, we could devote half
the magazine to just these four girls, having sexy adventures.�
Note: I do NOT mean, in saying the above, that the girls should
have a series of separate adventures. That would be a return to the
same, tired formula, of �one subject� pictorials. They could do
everything in one afternoon: strip, lick, spank, and swim. The pictorial
could be 20 pages long, showing the girls getting progressively more
kinky and messy. But, always, there should be a strong element of
naturalness in the photos. The viewer should think, �This could really
happen, to real, innocent girls.� Maybe the girls are cooped up in a
boarding school. Maybe their boyfriends are away, in the Army, in Saudi
Arabia, and they decided to make a sexy video for them, and got carried
away. Whatever. As long as they don�t look like uncaring hookers. That
we�ve seen far too much of in porno magazines.
(One could, of course, make a magazine featuring tawdry older
women who absolutely don�t give a damn. In that case, you would want
to focus explicitly on that. But you must decide what you want! Too
much porn is just �whacked out,� without any regard for an artistic
vision.)
Another fun pictorial in this issue is �Sonya and Josie� (pg. 20).
This pictorial isn�t as creative as the others (just two girls in bed), but
it does have one or two nice shots. Specifically, a �butt fucking shot�
on page 22, plus a shot of Sonya gazing anxiously down at Josie as
Josie licks Sonya�s twat. (Also on page 22.)
Which brings up an important point: girls, OPEN YOUR EYES when
you�re doing girl/girl pictorials. Sure, there are some photos, where
the characters will be so overwhelmed with lust that their eyes will
necessarily be closed. But, far too often, I am seeing girls with their
eyes completely closed throughout the pictorial. How stupid! If I were
having sex with a girl, I�m very sure my eyes would be open! I�d be like,
�Whoa, there�s her tits!� and, �Look! Her cunt!� Do you think if Beavis
and Butthead were having sex with a girl their eyes would be closed?
Heck no!
Now, since I don�t have enough money to make my own porn, allow
me to give away a few of my ideas. Here are some things I�d like to see
in a future issue of Swank:
1. One girl brushing another girl�s teeth. Make sure both girls
look sweet and innocent. Also, make sure you can see the bare bosoms
of both girls hanging down. Have the girl who is getting her teeth
brushed wearing a bright ribbon in her hair.
2. One girl douching another.
3. One girl wiping another after she poops on the toilet.
4. A girl eating with a too-short bib around her neck, so that you
see her lovely bare bosoms.
5. A girl at a party, being initiated by being made to drink Castor
Oil. Then, so she doesn�t make a mess, she has her bare bottom
powdered and fitted into diapers. (With pins, of course!)
Remember to emphasize the softness and intimacy of feeling that
exists between the girls. Also, they should look extraordinarily pretty.
There should, in addition, be a sense of competitiveness between the
girls in some of the photos. Is the brushing of teeth a loving act
between two girls, or a �mother� girl brushing the teeth of a bratty
�baby� girl? It�s up to you, Swank!
The important thing is not to simply grind out shots of naked
people. Use your imagination! If you can�t think of anything, just go to
some college or high school and find some nerdy guy. Some guy who�s
never had sex. He�ll be full of all sorts of wild, creative, fanciful ideas
you can try. Some will be a little �exotic�. Some might violate the
Hatch Act. But, on the whole, he�ll probably have some pretty great
ideas.
In my case, I�m thoroughly bored with the subject of sex and will,
from now on, be devoting this newsletter to the Windows 95 operating
system.
AND IN THE END...
�If sexual harassment is a crime - and it was feminists who
fought to make it one - then it�s just as much a crime when nice-guy
Democrats do it.�
- Time, February 9, 1998, pg. 68.
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