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                                        PEDOPHILE ALERT ! ! !

         If you are a pedophile, please do not go near the magazine stand this 
month.  A magazine has just been released which will unravel all your 
valiant efforts to conform to normal and decent society.  That magazine is 
Redbook, January 1998.
         Allow me to depict, in words, the shocking contents of this 
magazine, so that you can be sure to avoid it.
         On the cover, there is a picture of Christie Brinkley.  Naturally, if 
you are a well-informed pedophile, you will instantly recoil at that name.  
For you know that where there is Christie, there is bound to be her 
daughter, Alexa.
         Alexa is as beautiful as her mother.  She has the added benefit of 
being only 12, and a virgin.  And yes, Alexa is depicted on the cover of 
Redbook.  Worse, directly across from her face are these words, in large, 
black type:  �The Number One Secret to Hotter Sex.  (Try it Tonight)� !
         Please, pedophile, do not associate that headline with little Alexa.  
Please, please, please...
         Bear with me, however, for I have yet to relate the full horror of 
this issue:
         The entire cover story of this month�s Redbook is about Alexa!  The 
story begins on page 58 with a glorious full page, full color photo of 
Alexa.  There is another full page, full color photo of Alexa on page 61.  
Worse, by reading the accompanying text, one can learn many things about 
this vulnerable young girl�s private life.
         Please, pedophile, do not sin by looking at this magazine!  All men 
must belong to the Cult of Woman.  It is Women we must worship, with our 
minds and bodies.
         Stay away, also, from Redbook�s web site:  http://redbookmag.com

                                      Andrew Roller Presents
                                              FUCK DECENCY

                                        Sponsored by:  Alexa

                                              Issue No. 318

                                   Naughty Alexa Dreamgirls in 
                                              Nudie Nursery

                                              Chapter Alexa

         �Oooh, these are so naughty,� Missy said admiringly.  She pranced 
around the room, emitting little gasps with every step.  �Are we going to 
an orgy?� she asked.  I think she was somehow supposing we were 
dressing for breakfast in the East Wing of the building.
         �Why no, dear.  You�re going OUT for brunch,� Jasmine smiled.  �Out 
in public.�
         Missy frowned and looked at Jasmine.  �Nobody is going to let us into 
their restaurant dressed in these,� she said.  Even little Missy wasn�t 
naive enough to be fooled about that, her face seemed to say, as she 
knitted her brows.  Her tummy popped out again, teddy-bear like.  She still 
looked skinny even when she stuck out her tummy.  Her navel twinkled.  
With her hips thrust forward and her sighing tummy sticking out, she 
seemed even younger than she was.  She put her thumb in her mouth, 
contemplatively.
         I guessed the answer.  �The furs,� I said.
         �That�s right.  I should call over with your measurements,� Jasmine 
said.  She walked over to one of the men and asked to borrow his portable 
phone.  He gave it to her, and she dialed somebody in the other wing.  She 
reported our measurements as Missy and I took little steps in our bikinis, 
testing them, letting them rub us, watching our bra cups to make sure they 
didn�t slip off our nipples.
         �I like white,� Missy said, looking in the mirror at her bikini.  
         �Your bikinis are white for purity,� Jasmine said, returning the 
phone to our suitors.  �I hope you both maintain the high standards your 
white bikinis imply,� she added.  I touched the triangle of fabric at the 
base of my pubic curls and tugged on it.  I wished I could pull it up higher.  
What if the butler at the restaurant asked to remove my coat?
         �Jasmine,� I moaned.  �These swimsuits are awful.  They�re more 
trouble than they�re worth!  Can�t we please put on something else?�
         �Up til now you�ve both worn bikinis for your own pleasure,� 
Jasmine answered.  �Here, you will wear bikinis and other things for the 
pleasure of men.  Don�t expect them to fit, or be comfortable.  They�re 
designed to show as much as conceal.  When you�ve been trained, you may 
wear what you wish.  But until then, you�re dolls, girls.  Pretty little 
slaves for Brent to kiss and pet and be delighted in.�
         �And spank too,� Missy said, with open-eyed frankness, sticking out 
her hips and her tummy and clapping her hands to her bottom.
         �Well, dear, you DO have a reputation for being naughty,� Jasmine 
said.
         �I promise I�ll try to reform myself!� Missy offered.  Jasmine sliced 
her crop through the air, just missing the girl�s thighs, forcing her to 
jump back.
         �You�re too cute to reform yourself,� Jasmine smiled.  �But you may 
try if you wish.  I�m sure we�ll all appreciate it, even if it doesn�t spare 
you.�
         I ran my fingers tenderly over my heinie.  I turned and looked at my 
ass in the mirror.  Across the fleshy white cheeks of my bottom, high and 
proud and firm, ran traces of last night�s whipping.  My bikini panties, 
which did almost nothing to hide my fanny, made my marks look even more 
ominous, as if I were just a bottom for whipping, nothing more.
         �Jasmine, please don�t whip me ever again,� I said.  I was quite 
serious.  Were we not equals now, more or less?  A firm gaze from her 
dispelled that hope.
         �You�re not being whipped this morning so you can sit down like a 
proper young lady when Brent takes you to brunch,� Jasmine said to me.  
She stuck her crop right into the front of my panties and pried them away 
from my bush.  I felt the loop of her long crop nesting in my pubic hair, 
hungering, perhaps, to whip my pussy.  �When you come back, I�m going to 
have you stand in the seat of a big leather chair in the East Wing.  We�ll be 
having our afternoon tea, the ladies and I, and you and Missy will show us 
what big girls you are.�
         �By being whipped?� I shouted.  I felt my face reddening.
         �Yes, by sticking your bottom right out and not complaining and 
taking your daily punishment just as you must.  Brent will be so pleased to 
learn of your progress when I tell him you didn�t shout or whine.�
         �She was naughty last night.  She licked my pussy and made me 
cum,� Missy said, pointing a finger at me.  I think she supposed she could 
exclude herself from my afternoon whipping if she blamed me for 
something.
         �You too, little one,� Jasmine said.  �Really, girls!  What do you think 
being a love slave entails?�  She pulled her crop from my panties and 
walked up to me and corralled both Missy and me in her arms.  Suddenly, 
heated from the string rubbing me so intimately, I found myself meeting 
her tongue with mine and sharing a kiss.  Missy, aware of Jasmine�s crop 
and not wanting to misbehave, stuck out her own tongue.  Suddenly we 
were three love birds, all cooing and sighing and necking.
         �Mmmm, such sweet dears, let me train you and you will have men 
eating from the palms of your hands!� Jasmine sighed.  We kissed, our 
tongues exploring lightly; limning lips, delving within mouths.  Jasmine�s 
teeth bit and held the tip of my tongue.  Missy pecked my cheek.  Our hands 
caressed each other.  The bikinis Missy and I wore were hardly a bar to 
inquiring fingers.  I felt Jasmine�s intrude into my cunt lips, bypassing the 
string there.  Missy, meanwhile, ever the devil, probed a childish finger 
within my fanny and found my hole.

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         With sighs of mounting desire we desisted at last, letting our 
mouths, then our fingers retreat.  Jasmine tossed her hair and regained her 
composure.  She still held the crop.  She was clothed, though her boobs 
presented us with the treat of risen nipples now, sticking up through her 
t-shirt.  I�d slipped a finger past the crotch of her jeans, to pay her back 
for the urgency she was creating in me.  Jasmine adjusted her shorts and 
gave me a smile.
         �You are such a sweet guest,� Jasmine said.  �But you truly must not 
be my equal, dear.  I do charge men money who bring their loves here for 
training.�
         �Then I�m just property?� I said with a moany-sigh.
         �You are your lover�s property,� Jasmine corrected.  
         �What if I don�t like him anymore?� I asked.  And, truly, I was 
beginning to have my doubts.  
         �You won�t like him, sometimes, but that�s to be expected.�  Jasmine 
fingered her crop and I knew she was dying to ply me with it.  Did she wish 
to see me scream?  A flash of myself hitting her ran through my mind and 
I realized with a shiver how tempting it seemed.  To control her, to make 
her respond to my every whim...
         �I�M not Brent�s proberty,� Missy piped up, mangling the very word 
she wished to dispute.
         �You, dear child, are a little handful, and I decided to mate you up 
with the nearest available male,� Jasmine whispered, out of earshot of 
our male admirers.  �Behave or I�ll give you to Larry, Moe, and Curly,� she 
added, with a nod toward our masturbators.  I felt quite detached from 
them now, as if they were just furniture.  They watched us like hungry 
dogs.  Much as I disliked Jasmine�s crop, I was glad she had it available to 
keep our three hungry suitors at bay.  I plucked at it with my fingers and 
lifted it to my lips.  As she held it steady for me, I kissed it.  I was kooky, 
the string, our kisses, making me wild.  
         �Punish me now!� I begged suddenly.  I wanted to get it over with.  I 
couldn�t bear the thought of waiting.  
         �No,� Jasmine breathed.  �Half the fun is in the waiting.  Think of it 
as you�re sitting at brunch.  Do you remember last night?� 
         I nodded.
         �Today will be harder,� Jasmine said.  She did not smile.  Her face 
was deadly serious.
         �You will hurt me!� I gasped.
         �Hurt, but not harm.  There is a difference, dear.  Always you must 
be reminded of your enslavement.  Otherwise you would be just a 
houseguest.  Come, let�s go to the East Wing.  I�m sure your coats are ready 
by now.  I have a wonderful tailor.�  
         Jasmine swished her crop and Missy and I, not wanting to cross her, 
spun about to go find our lover.  Our real lover, Brent, whom I hoped would 
find a way to spare me my afternoon cropping.  With wiggling bottoms, 
glistening earrings dangling from our ears, our makeup just a little 
mussed, Missy and I paraded past the masturbating men and headed for my 
bedroom door.
         �Agh!  I can�t stand it!  They�re too young!  We�re not supposed to be 
watching this!� one of the crewcut twins declared.  Missy yelped as his 
jism suddenly shot forth and splattered across her leg.
         �Hey!  Don�t pee on me!� Missy cried.  She bent down and brushed at 
the spurting on her leg.  I pushed her forward.  I could sense more was in 
the offing. 
         �It�s not pee, silly.  It�s sperm!� I said in a hushed voice.  Missy 
bounced forward as my hands shoved at the small of her back.  Her fingers, 
scooping up the man�s sperm from her thigh, waved in front of her face.
         Jasmine, following me, frowned at the men and slashed her crop 
through the air.  It was a warning to the men.  She didn�t want to see them 
spoil our swimsuits.
         A naughtiness possessed me as I passed in front of our admirers.  
�Tootle-oooh, men!� I called out to them, and gave them a little wave.  
Suddenly, the remaining two shot off, sending spurts of jism right across 
my path.  A little hit my thigh but, fortunately, I seemed to magically 
walk through the rest, just managing to avoid it.  
         Standing in the doorway to my bedroom, I looked back with tense 
bottom cheeks at the three men who�d invaded and defaced my room.  A 
pungent odor of semen greeted my nostrils.  Between each man�s open legs 
lay a puddle of his manhood, upon the floor, staining my nice carpet.
         �Are they football players?� I asked, surprised at their sudden loss 
of control.
         �No,� Jasmine said.  �They�re Sanramento District Attorneys.�
         �What kind of District Attorneys?� I asked.  I brushed their sperm 
off my leg with my fingers.  
         �They live in a tomato?� Missy piped up.
         �Never mind,� Jasmine answered us both.  �They came down to 
Caracas to maintain their political viability within the system.  Bye bye, 
boys!  If you can�t control yourselves in front of two little girls don�t 
expect me to have anything to do with you!�  She slammed the door on 
them.  �Don�t worry, I�ll have Olaf clean your room before you come back,� 
she told me.  I heard a crashing sound.
         �What�s that?� I asked.  I cringed.  It sounded as if someone was 
smashing the furniture in my bedroom.
         �It�s Olaf.  I told him if they couldn�t control themselves he could 
give them a free membership in NAMBLA.�
         �What?� I asked.
         �Well, perhaps NAMBLA isn�t the right word for it.  SAMMLA might be 
better.  The South American Man Man Love Association,� Jasmine smiled.  
         I heard a howl from within my (former) bedroom.  What were they 
doing in there?  
         �All work and no play makes Olaf a temperamental boy,� Jasmine 
grinned.  Her teeth were white.  Wisps of her long dark hair were caught by 
the breeze and sent flying out in front of her.  She looked like the world�s 
sweetest dominatrix, standing there with her hair wild in the wind, but 
she turned to my bedroom door and locked it from the outside so our 
suitors couldn�t escape.  The wind ruffled her t-shirt and she caught at its 
scissored neckline to restore it to her shoulder.  �They put fine young men 
in prison for having underage girlfriends, yet sit at home downloading 
child pornography from the Internet!� Jasmine said aloud.  �Then, when 
that gets tiresome, they visit Caracas to learn about drug interdiction, 
and girl interdicktion, of course.  Let them have a taste of their own 
medicine for a change!�  
         �Really, Jasmine, you shouldn�t!� I pleaded.  I wanted to grab the key 
from her and release our three friends.  After all, even cops needed a little 
fun, didn�t they?  So what if they�d lost control of their penises?  It just 
meant they found me attractive!�
         �I don�t wish to be cruel, dear, but Olaf must be fed sometimes,� 
Jasmine said to me.  �I don�t pay him.  I just let him have a man, now and 
then.  It keeps him happy and I do need his services.�  Missy and I heard 
howls and cries of remorse from my cellblock-like bedroom as the three 
Attorneys from the Tomato, or whatever it was, got cornholed by Olaf.
         �My daddy doesn�t like lawyers,� Missy offered.  She looked at me 
with wide eyes.  I shivered as screams continued to break from within the 
stone walls.  I reached out to her and we hugged each other.  Then Jasmine, 
ever in charge of us, whistled her crop past our bottoms and sent us 
walking with quick steps through the garden.  The East Wing beckoned, 
home of last night�s orgy that left me and Missy out in the cold, uninvited, 
forced to sleep by ourselves and, though I could hardly dare to remember 
it, forced to drink from a toilet!  My cunny whispered to me naughtily.  My 
little string bikini sluiced back and forth within my dell.  Every step I 
took sent little shivers up me.  Bouncing freely, barely contained by the 
string and the tiny cups, my breasts felt like lassoed gourds.  The wind 
blew my long hair out in front of me, making me feel like I had a blonde 
halo on.  Missy sought my hand.  I squeezed hers, reassuringly, even if we 
were doomed to have our hineys whipped.  We were going to meet Brent, 
my love!  With my sexy bikini on, inspiring me with my every step, I knew I 
would find happiness in his arms.

                                        My Favorite Space Man
                                           by Carolyn Ballard

                  My dream would be
                  To be with my life-time special mate
                  To be with him up high in a spaceship
                  See the lucky blue stars shooting
                  Across the dark sky
                  Then get married and hold hands
                  And then kiss his soft lips
                  Then celebrate our special candle-light dinner
                  With a glass of red wine
                  They say roses are red
                  I say I enjoy someday going to the next planet.

                                           AND IN THE ALEXA...

                                         Take Note, Dan Coats

         �The hidebound illiberality of the Tory establishment was such 
that even the open-endedness of Keats�s couplets could outrage it.  As 
for the sensuousness of his language and his over-familiar handling of 
Greek mythology, these were a scandal.�

- The Economist, November 15, 1997, Review page 13.


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-Other Alexas:  
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-Naughty Naked Dreamgirls (Library of Alexa ISSN: 1070-1427) is
  copyright 1997 and a trademark of Alexa Roller.  Work by others
  copyright 1997 by the respective copyright holder.    
-END OF 318 EMISSION
- Praise Woman, from whom all blessings flow!
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