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                                      Andrew Roller Presents
                                              FUCK DECENCY

                                     Sponsored by:  JOE CAMEL

                                              Issue No. 290

                                   Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in 
                                              Pussy Playland

                                                Chapter Two

         �And now you,� Francis said to me.  I cupped my breasts with my 
hands and lifted them up, as if in offering, but really to slip my thumbs 
over my nipples.
         �No no, let me see those nipples,� Francis said to me.  Regretfully I 
pulled my thumbs back but kept my hands under my bosoms.  She struck 
twice, licking into each of my boobs, hitting my nipples both times.
         �YeeeeOOOOCH!� I shouted.  I leapt up from the tub and was out of it 
before I even knew what had happened.  I bit my lip and massaged my poor 
nipples.
         �Get back in silly.  Are you a skairdy kat?� Francis asked me.  She 
swung her whip and struck me across my belly.  
         �I�ll find another bathroom,� I told her.  I stomped out of the 
bathroom, cupping my breasts protectively, agonizing over the state of my 
nipples.  They were O.K., I finally decided, rubbing them.  But I went 
upstairs anyway, looking for another tub.  When I found one it was 
occupied by a man and a woman.  They were bent over it, their heads down 
inside it and their legs outside, kneeling on a throw rug.  Their asses were 
offered up to a domme in a corset and boots and she was happily flaying 
their tushies.  Their bellies, though, pressed onto the rim of the tub, were 
held aloft and protected by soft cushions.
         In the moonlight, skirting the headlamps of cars, hoping nobody saw 
me and kidnapped me, I rode a bike home.  I had nothing on.  I hoped Tabitha 
wouldn�t miss her bike.  I slipped into my mom�s house in the dead of night 
and went upstairs and put myself to bed, in my own bed, after enduring a 
quick shower.  I felt dead tired after the stress of bicycling in the nude.  
Quickly I fell asleep and when my mother came up to wake me in the 
morning she was shocked to find I didn�t have my P.J.�s on.

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                                        Chapter Three

         It�s amazing what happens when you follow the bouncing ball.  I was 
playing on the beach by myself, batting my beach ball around.  I was 
treating the boys like absolute shit.  No matter which of them came up to 
me, no matter how handsome, I�d ask for my ball back and refuse to play 
with him.  I would tell him I was practising for my girl�s volleyball team 
and we weren�t allowed to practise with boys.  Then I�d loft my ball up 
again, and try to keep it up by tapping underneath it with my fingers.  I 
was getting quite good at it when a big gust of wind blew my ball down 
the beach.  I went running after it.  Two boys tried to run with me, to 
catch it, but I speeded up and they settled for a view of my ass instead as 
my ball bounced its way under someone�s umbrella.  
         I dashed up and dropped to my knees on someone�s beach towel.  I 
was feeling frisky, and I�d seen a big man sitting under the umbrella, just 
him in shadow, with a girl beside him.  She looked very beautiful, a young 
woman.  Wickedly, I wanted to see if I could give her some competition.  
After all, I was just 14.  Would her hunky boyfriend turn out to be a 
pervert?
         Collapsing under their umbrella onto my knees, I knelt with my 
breasts heaving and my mouth wide and panting.  I was wearing my tiniest 
bikini.  Each rise of my breasts with my breath threatened to loft my 
bosoms right out of my top.  Awkwardly I reached back behind myself and 
pulled my panties out of my ass crack.  I didn�t want to give the boys 
who�d been chasing me any more of a mooning than I had to!  
         �Hi!� the young woman with the man said to me.  She spoke as if to 
put me at ease.  Rats.  She was too nice.  I glanced at her, saw she was a 
brunette with wide eyes and soft lips and a body as curvaceous as mine.  
She appeared to be 19, no more.  She had on a bikini top whose cups were 
so narrow that they left most of her bosom exposed.  Her panties lay over 
her pussy but the string bows were completely untied.  I realized they 
must have been playing when my ball blew in.  My eyes turned to her 
boyfriend.  My God!  His swimsuit, despite being the fashionable baggy-
trunks kind, looked like its crotch was about to burst.  His thing stood up 
within it, quite frankly, unable to go down and, with me now heaving 
before him, appearing to rise even more.  He was brown-haired and 
muscled and hairy.  Casually, or as casually as he could muster, he picked 
up a women�s magazine and opened it and dropped it over his crotch.  
�Women�s Day,� the cover said, but the magazine was pitched at such a 
steep angle it was obviously laid over a man.  His girlfriend looked at him 
and laughed.
         �Sorry about my ball,� I gasped, still feeling the effects of my run.  
         �Sorry about my dick,� the man replied.  I broke into giggles.  Our 
eyes met and lingered and when next I became aware of myself a female 
hand was extending itself to me in greeting.  
         �Come and sit with us,� the man�s girlfriend told me.  �We�re having 
a picnic but we�ve brought too much food.  Would you like some lunch?�
         �Okay,� I breathed.  I let my hand slip into hers.  She drew me 
between herself and her boyfriend.  I admired her generosity.  Happily I 
settled next to her big beefcake and, after a moment�s hesitation, I lifted 
up the copy of Women�s Day.  �I like reading,� I said as innocently as I 
could.  He let me lift up the magazine and I gasped again as I was 
confronted by his big crotch.
         �In order to picnic with us you have to be bold enough to let me undo 
your undies,� the man�s girlfriend said.  I knew she didn�t want to be the 
only one with untied panties.  
         �Alright,� I gulped.  Nothing would tear me away from the sight of 
that big man�s crotch, even if it meant losing my panties.  Skillfully the 
woman untied me.  She left my panties lying over me, just like hers were.  
         �Now let�s do lunch,� she said.  �I�m Sherry, by the way.  And this is 
Jeff.�
         �Pleased to meet you, Jeff,� I said.  I didn�t even look at Sherry.
         �Me, or just the rest of me?� Jeff asked me frankly.  I felt 
butterflies in my tummy.  This was all happening so fast!  �Well, you are 
kinda hairy,� I said in a meek voice.  I didn�t want to offend him.  �But I 
don�t...�  Could I dare say it?  �I don�t mind meeting your swimtrunks!� I 
said bravely.
         �You�re either the world�s youngest tart or the sassiest virgin on the 
beach,� Sherry said to me.  She passed a plate of shrimp salad to me and I 
found it laid down on my lap so that we all could share it.  
         �Neither,� I protested, and then instantly realized I�d just confessed 
I wasn�t a virgin.
         �Good,� Jeff replied.  Together we consented to a silence then, a kind 
of truce, as we all began dipping shrimp into the bowl of sauce in the 
middle of the plate of salad.  It was weird to have my lap be the serving 
tray.  Sherry offered me a shrimp from her fingers and I accepted it in my 
mouth.  I knew it gave me permission to feed her beautiful boyfriend.  Soon 
all three of us were dipping shrimp, but feeding any mouth but our own.
         From all our giggling I know the other people on the beach wondered 
what was up.  But, glancing inside, all they saw was three people having 
lunch, albeit a little playfully.  Under the shade of our big umbrella it was 
impossible for them to see that our bottoms were undone.  We passed the 
time leisurely, enjoying our lunch, me with my tummy a little tight at 
what it all might portend.  Sherry and Jeff seemed very relaxed.  We 
chatted amiably.  They asked me about school, and when I told them my 
grade they seemed taken aback a moment.  But they didn�t hold it against 
me.  I guess Sherry herself hadn�t been in 8th grade that long ago.  Sam, 
who was no more than 25, probably remembered with lust balling his first 
girls in that grade.  When we finished lunch Sherry and I retied our 
swimsuits and then we all went and played with my ball in the ocean.  It 
was fun.  Sam proved himself better than me at volleyball.  
         Resting again under their umbrella, dripping from the sea, our bodies 
cooled, Sherry grew serious.
         �Sam and I are looking for something new,� she told me.  �We want 
to add a third person to our sex life.  Just one, and just once.  She must be 
a stranger like you.  That�s my rule, and Sam�s agreed.  Because, this 
mustn�t interfere with our marriage.  But if you�d like to play with us 
tonight we�d love to have you.  Sam hasn�t done it in a week and he�s... 
well, you can see the state he�s in.�  I glanced over at his crotch and 
nodded happily.  Even after our swim he was still uncomfortably large in 
the crotch.  We�d had to keep him in water at least waist deep the whole 
time he was in the ocean, just to minimize the chance of his erection 
being seen.
         �I guess I could party with you,� I said.  �What will we do?�  It was 
Saturday.  Mom was away for the weekend.  I�d managed to snub all the 
boys on the beach and now I was feeling a little lonely, if I couldn�t, you 
know, play with Jeff.
         �We do a little bondage,� Sherry confessed.  She blushed a little as 
she said it.  She was kneeling next to me, a little earnestly, and she 
reached back and ran her hands over her seat as she spoke.  It was as if 
she were remembering some past spanking, or anticipating another.  
         �I don�t think I want to get spanked,� I told her, quite honestly, but 
as I said the words I leaned forward and let my lips come close to hers.  I 
was on my knees and I purposely arched my bottom at Jeff.  Naughtily, as 
if to straighten my bikini, I reached down and yanked up on the waist so 
that the back of my seat went shooting into my ass.  
         Sherry cupped my breasts, very lightly, and nuzzled my lips.  It was 
a kind of half-kiss.  We didn�t want to get caught out here on the beach!  At 
the same time Jeff slapped my ass playfully.  I felt the sting and knew 
deep down I relished it.  Did I want more?  God no, but I couldn�t stop the 
feelings rising within me.  Mixed with the sting from Jeff�s big hand was 
the soft cupping of Sherry�s hands on my breasts, and her lips kissing 
mine.  It was so soft, so tender, yet with the threat of our very masculine 
Jeff sitting behind us!  I called him �our� in my mind.  He would be �ours� 
tonight, anyway, if I accepted!  
         �Do you want to?� Sherry breathed.  Her voice sounded hot, fierce.  I 
felt her thumbs cross over my rising nipples and she tweaked at them 
through my bra.
         I gulped.  It was now or never.  Go home alone thinking of Jeff or let 
him take me with him.
         �Alright,� I gasped.  At once Sherry stuck her tongue into my mouth.  
I shouted but my shout was muffled by her gagging tongue.
         �Let�s go,� Sherry said, a few minutes later.  We rose from the 
blanket and she picked up the picnic basket and Jeff folded up their 
umbrella.  I volunteered to roll up their blanket.  Then Jeff picked up my 
beach ball and we walked up the beach together, to their car.  Somewhere 
deep within my my conscience told me to say goodbye and leave them but I 
shushed it and, at last, it left me alone.  
         Their house proved to be a low one-story structure up in the canyons 
above L.A.  The traffic, for some reason, was mercifully light on the 
freeway and we got there much quicker than we might have.  Perhaps God 
was on my side, provided I didn�t mind a spanking.  We hosed off outside.  
Sherry and I had fun sticking the hose in Jeff�s trunks and filling up his 
already filled crotch.  We had to be careful.  Jeff�s neighbors had a direct 
view down onto his patio.  Playfully he stuck the hose in our briefs but the 
water was too strong.  It threatened to rip our panties apart while 
simultaneously pushing them right down our thighs.  We had to console 
ourselves to a Puritan shower.  We rinsed off as best we could and then 
went inside.
         They had an elegant home.  The interior was wall to wall carpets 
with all new furniture.  Sherry said she and I would finish our shower in 
the guest room.  She let Jeff have their bedroom for his shower.  He 
wanted to switch, so he could feel gallant, but she insisted that he was 
master, and must have the master�s bathroom.  I wondered what that left 
Sherry and I being.

                                     HOLY JOE FOR PRESIDENT!
                                                 by holy joe

         Recently some lady said to me, �Why are you hanging around with 
those little girls?�  I replied, �Madam, I�m not �hanging around.�  I�m 
courting future voters!�  And what better place to find future voters than 
on a playground?  
         Yes, although the 2008 New Hampshire primary is still some years 
away, I�m already up here, making sure my message gets heard!  I feel, why 
just jump into the 2000 race?  I mean, I lost in 1996!  So, with regard to 
my 2008 message, I figure I better get started early.  Right now I�m still 
feeling my way.
         One point in my message is already clear, however.  Overpopulation.  
There are already too many people in the world, and with the Third World 
eating better, there are certain to be yet more people.  What to do?
         My answer is to evaluate each person�s �carrying capacity.�  Those 
with a low carrying capacity can have more children.  Those with a high 
carrying capacity can�t.
         For instance, fat women.  Now there�s a carrying capacity, eh?  The 
woman already weighs 300 pounds, and she wants to have a kid!  Everyone 
knows it will be a fat kid, too.
         So, no children for fat women.  (Who wants them anyway, except 
maybe McDonalds?)  Slim women, on the other hand, have a low carrying 
capacity.  For instance, the girls in Playboy, Penthouse, and Hustler.  None 
of them are fat.  So they could have lots of children.  Guys would get 
better wives, there would be more beautiful girls to pose naked, and, at 
the same time, the planet would not be strained.  Slim women tend to have 
slim children.  Slim girls, slim boys.  Even the feminists would be happy, 
�cause there would be more handsome men in the world!
         (Of course, being the guy who thought up this idea, there would be an 
exception for me.)
         Another benefit of my plan is that more young, teenage girls could 
get pregnant.  Right now, we�re told girls mustn�t get pregnant, because 
they�re too young.  Nonsense!  Girls have been getting fucked for thousands 
of years!  Who do you think all those soldiers in olden days raped when 
they raped and pillaged?  Fat, has-been wives, or their daughters?  
         So, under my plan, a girl who was, say, 12, would have no problem 
having a baby.  After all, she weighs FAR less than a full-grown woman.  
(Especially a fat woman.)  Even fat 12-year-olds could get pregnant, under 
my plan, since they would still weigh less (hopefully) than a full-grown 
woman.  
         So I�ve been asking the girls who will be most benefitted by this 
plan what they think of it.  It�s a simple poll I conduct.  (Anything too 
complicated might result in an erroneous answer, with girls this age.)  I 
ask them, �Would you like to have a baby?�  And 100 percent of the girls 
answer, �Yes!�  Some of them are even carrying a baby around already!  It�s 
a fake one, of course, and I asked some of them, �This baby is fake.  Why 
do you bother hauling it around with you?�  
         Do you know what my constituents answered?  They said, �We like 
babies!  We like when they burp, and cry, and especially when they wet 
their diapers!�  (Sounds silly, I know, but that�s what they answered.)
         I am very happy to have felt out this position.  But don�t worry, I�ve 
got to interview more than just first-time voters.  I plan to be fully 
prepared in 2008.  Next, I�m going to interview men.  I�ll ask them, �Would 
you like more fat women in the world, or less?�  I�m not sure what they�ll 
answer, but I�ve got my hopes.  
         Finally, I�ll interview women.  And I�ll ask them, �Would you rather 
get fucked by a fat dude like me, or a slim guy?�  There, I�m pretty sure 
I�m on firm ground.  After all, every woman I�ve ever asked to let me fuck 
her has turned me down.
         Yep!  First-time voters, men, women, I�m predicting they�ll all come 
my way in 2008.  I don�t know yet who my competition will be, but I�m 
hopeful if I prepare far enough in advance, I�ll have really high poll 
numbers.  Then all the other candidates will be scared to debate me, or 
perhaps even to be seen with me!  (Would you want to compete with Arnold 
Schwarzenegger or Sly Stallone for a date?  I doubt it!  You�d wait �til 
they�d got what they wanted before you made your move, wouldn�t you?)
         And it will be the same with me.  Having felt out all my positions, I 
expect to be the Rambo of American politics in 2008.  EVERY position 
tested, repeatedly, until I�m correctly positioned.  Then it should be like, 
you know, a straight cum shot right to the White House!
         (Sorry, Mario Cuomo, you�ll have to skip running in 2008 too.)


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                                             AND IN THE END...

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