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                                      Andrew Roller Presents
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                                              Issue No. 282

                                   Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in 
                                              Pussy Playland

                                                Chapter One

         We chatted.  About sex.  I confessed to her that I�d had very little of 
it.
         �But you�re willing to try,� Tabitha suggested.  That was her name.  
She looked about 30 and was sleek as a model, with long tapering legs and 
delicate hands and glorious, glossy long hair, but with bosoms much bigger 
than any runway model.  I must admit I felt a little intimidated in her 
presence.  I was just a schoolgirl, with my t-shirt that said �LOSER� on it 
and my jeans that were torn in the knees.  Even my hair, which I�d tried 
extra hard to make perfect, had been caught outside the restaurant by a 
big gust of wind that had left it hopelessly tousled.  Tabitha, who�d been 
inside waiting for me, had not met with any unfortunate breezes.
         But Tabitha assured me I looked �absolutely lovely,� as she put it.  I 
knew I must look pretty good, because Alex didn�t hang with uncool chicks.  
Just to get him, I�d had to pry away a redhead who looked like a Penthouse 
Pet.
         When she�d quizzed me completely on my sex experiences and (much 
more to the point in my case) my unfulfilled sexual fantasies, she took out 
a little form.  She told me I should write my name on it and sign it.  I 
looked at it carefully.  Mom always told me to never sign anything.  It said, 
�I hereby state that I am old enough to make decisions for myself, and 
that I wish to be an applicant member of the Brentwood Sex Club.�  Maybe 
it was my own mom�s admonition about not signing anything that got me 
to sign.  We weren�t getting along at the time.  I was feeling rebellious 
and she had just joined the Mormon Church.  Not the best match for 
parent-teen relations.  So I signed.  When I was done I wanted to rip up the 
application but Tabitha�s hand stole it away from me before I�d even 
realized what I�d done.  The interview ended at that point.  She bid me 
goodbye, asked if I wanted a ride home (I declined) and then left the 
restaurant by way of her Mercedes.  I rode my bike home.
         You might be thinking I was too young to join a sex club.  But, looking 
at me from a distance, you wouldn�t have known it.  I stared at myself in 
the mirror that night and gawked at how different I looked from just a 
year earlier.  My hips were still a little on the slim side but I�d gained 
height and my bosoms looked like some mischievous boy had blown them 
up in my sleep with a tire pump.  I was a sight to behold.  I knew if I�d had 
fake I.D. I could have signed with Playboy tomorrow.  Not Penthouse, maybe 
(my boyfriend says they have older girls) but definitely Playboy.  Or that 
awful Hudson Hawk magazine I once found in my boyfriend�s apartment 
(left, he said, by a pervert friend of his) that features girls actually DOING 
IT to each other!  I�d never pose for a magazine like that.
         My boyfriend said my first party at the sex club would be on the 
beach, along a small private portion of the beach.  He told me to just wear 
my best swimsuit and (to make sure I looked really great) he fronted me 
the money to go buy whatever I wanted at the bikini shop.  �The sexier the 
better,� he told me.  �And don�t mind the cost.�  He gave me more than 
plenty to buy whatever they had.
         I bought a little silk number that was skimpy as sin.  When I showed 
up at his apartment in it he got another one of his �rises� in his pants 
instantly.  It was tied off with bows.  The bra cups were slim triangles 
and the bottom portion was cut so low you could see the first few wisps 
of my pussy hair curling seductively out of the top of it.  In back, it 
couldn�t make up its mind whether it wanted to be a thong or not.  The 
compromise kept wedging in my ass crack, which kept my hands busier 
than I liked.
         �You came over in THAT?� my boyfriend asked.  He sounded like my 
dad that I see once a year.
         �Um, yeah, you said to buy a sexy one,� I told him.
         �Well, don�t answer my door if somebody knocks.  I�m liable to have 
half the beach up here in a minute,� he told me.  He lived in a walkup 
apartment, on the second floor.  I�d parked my bike outside, chained it, and 
trotted on up the stairs without really thinking about how I looked.  I 
mean, I always wore bikinis, and I was getting to like the more daring 
ones.  This one was just a tad more daring than any of the others, that�s 
all.  I figured he was feeling nervous about what we were going to do 
together.  I know I was.
         In the car driving over (he had a nice big pickup) he said, �Don�t get 
attached to that swimsuit.  You�re liable to lose it.�  I felt a whole swarm 
of butterflies rise up in my tummy when he said that.  But he assured me 
that he�d buy me another just like it if I �behaved,� as he put it.
         �Don�t worry, I won�t be a brat,� I told him.
         �Good,� he replied.
         I don�t know what I was expecting.  Probably to pull up to some 
gigantic penis-shaped house with lechers leering out at me from every 
window.  Instead, Alex pulled up to a very modest house along the beach.  
Tabitha met us at the door.  She gave me an admiring look.  Then, without 
so much as an indiscreet word, she led us out back to her private yard.
         The party was just getting started.  A big spread of food was laid 
out.  Fresh scalloped fish, salmon steaks, a smoked cheese ball, some pub 
dip, and all kinds of veggies for people like me who liked to graze and play 
vegetarian.  
         The yard was sheltered by a phalanx of palm trees that surrounded 
all three sides of it.  The beach lay just beyond, through a small wooden 
gate.  A hedge served to keep prying eyes away.  Here and there along the 
small swaths of neatly clipped grass various flowers grew, adding their 
scent to the delicious aroma of the food.
         The girls at the party ranged in age from a little older than me to 
women in their early 30�s.  Most of them had bikinis on, although a few of 
the older women opted for t-shirts too, as if to separate themselves a 
little from us younger girls.  Tabitha had on a t-shirt but her bosoms 
jiggled so freely I quickly guessed there was no bra at all underneath.  
         The men were all older than me.  Some were as young as Alex, while 
others couldn�t be any less than 40.  They all looked quite handsome, 
though, with the younger ones being especially cute while the older ones 
exuded a sense of reserve and power that I found a real turn-on.
         I helped myself to the food and found everyone to be very cool and 
delightful.  Soon I had almost forgotten that I was at a sex club party.  I 
chatted with different girls.  Everyone welcomed me without the slightest 
presumption or indifference.  I actually felt more welcome there than at 
my mom�s church socials, where they were always preaching �love and 
friendship.�  
         Then, suddenly, as I was walking casually across the grass, with a 
drink in my hand, eating a slice of the cheeseball, somebody untied my top.  
I almost dropped my drink as I tried to keep my bra cups from slipping into 
the space between my breasts.  I found myself standing there, in front of 
everyone, with my bosoms showing as if I were some Polynesian girl.  
Tabitha slipped up beside me.  She slid her hand up over my shoulders and 
behind my hair and undid the part of my bra that was tied behind my neck.  
In a moment my bra had dropped to the grass.  I was truly topless, with 
nothing to hide my tits from all the friendly eyes.  
         �You have such lovely breasts,� Tabitha said to me.  Her voice was 
soft but had a strange yearning in it.  �Please let them be seen.�  My 
boyfriend came over to me and picked my bra up off the grass and stuffed 
it in the pocket of his shorts.
         �Alex!� I hissed.  He grinned.
         �Enjoy the party,� he said.  Then everything went back to normal.  
Except, of course, I was topless.  Nobody else was.  I pleaded with Alex to 
give me my top back but he told me not to embarrass him.  So I was left to 
mingle just as I had before, but with my breasts bouncing in front of me 
quite freely and nakedly.  Traitorously, my nipples stood up immediately 
and refused to go back down.  They caught more than a few eyes as I tried 
to regain my composure and let people talk to me.  The girls spoke to me 
just as before.  They tried very hard to be friendly and put me at ease.  The 
men, obviously, were more interested in my breasts than my face when I 
talked to them.  But everyone was very nice about it and, again, I soon 
found myself enjoying their company and trying not to think about how my 
breasts stood out.
         I was talking to a girl named Beth when Tabitha came up to her with 
a can of whipped cream.  I thought she was talking about Beth�s plateful of 
strawberries when she asked her, �May I?�  Beth nodded.  She held her 
plate off to one side and looked down at herself, arching out her hips, as 
Tabitha neatly opened her bikini panties in front.  With a quick shake of 
the can, Tabitha filled the front of Beth�s panties with the cream.  
         �Ooooh,� Beth shivered.  I had no doubt the cream was cold.  The can 
had speckles of moisture on the outside of it, like a Pepsi fresh from the 
fridge.
         �You�re next,� Tabitha said to me.  She didn�t ask my permission.  But 
she did slip a hand behind the small of my back and gently ease my hips 
into an outthrust position.  Then she moved her hand to the front of my 
panties, pulled them open, and filled me up with cream.
         �There,� Tabitha said to me when she finished.  Gosh, that cream 
was cold!  I nearly screeched and dropped a plateful of celery and pub dip, 
but at the last minute I managed to control myself.
         I looked at Beth as Tabitha moved away from us.  �It�s cold,� I 
confessed to her.  
         �Don�t I know,� Beth replied.  She smiled at me and I couldn�t help 
smiling back.  A girl came up behind her and undid her top.  Beth shrugged 
it off and I found myself with a boob-mate.  She was now as �bad off� as I 
was.  
         And the rest soon followed.  Tops were discarded and t-shirts and 
tops came off just as readily.  Amazingly, when I looked around, I didn�t 
see a sagging pair of tits anywhere.  They were all firm and high and 
wonderfully beautiful.  I felt like I was at a convention for breast cancer 
prevention or something.  �Don�t wear a bra, dear, and let them stick out 
freely,� I thought I might hear some bra-burning feminist say to me.  
         Meanwhile, as if whipped cream in my panties and no bra weren�t 
stimulating enough, I saw that the men were stripping off their clothes to 
just their Speedos.  Some guys hadn�t worn Speedos, but inexplicably had 
on underpants instead.  They were the fashion kind, too small to wear for 
comfort.  I didn�t mind.  The sight was heavenly.  Beth and I forgot to eat 
our food and just stood and stared at them as they stripped down to their 
last piece of clothing.  Tabitha, ever handy with her whipped cream, 
insisted on squirting the men full of cream just as she did us ladies.  The 
men had much less room to spare.
         And so the party proceeded.  Once everyone had been �cooled off� by a 
little cream in their shorts, the affair proceeded just as nonchalantly as 
if we were still clothed in our bras.  I could hear people playing volleyball 
on the beach.  I was thankful they couldn�t see into our yard.  Imagine 
seeing a yardful of people where the girls were all topless and everyone 
had cream in their pants!

                                WHY AMERICA IS CONSERVATIVE
                                                 by holy joe

         Much has been made recently of the fact that America is 
conservative.  Naturally, all the reasons given have been self-interested, 
and wrong.  Fortunately there is the Internet, and me, to set things right.  
(Not that anyone will actually read my opinion...)  (The sex story, if you�re 
wondering, can be obtained by moving your scroll bar in the �up� direction.)
         Why is America conservative?  Is it because liberalism is wrong, 
and conservatism is right?  Far from it!  The reason is entirely 
demographic.  Let�s look at the relevant American demographic groups:

         1.  Old people - Old people are, generally speaking, always 
conservative.  Hence the old, when they vote, or respond to a poll, respond 
with conservative views.
         2.  The Yuppies - formerly liberals, the yuppies, like all people, grew 
conservative as they began to have children and acquire property.  Hence, 
in middle age, the yuppies are conservative.
         3.  The 20-somethings - They are conservative.  Why?  The previous 
generation, after all, (the hippies, now yuppies) were liberals in their 
youth.  But there�s your answer.  Every group of young people chooses to be 
different from the group of young people that preceded it.  Hence, since 
the hippies were liberals, the 20-somethings decided (without �deciding,� 
really), to be conservative.  
         In the not too distant future a group of young people will come along 
that is liberal.  This will no doubt be blamed on the Internet, but it will be 
entirely due to demographics.  Since the 20-somethings are conservative, 
the next generation will be liberal.  (And the one after them, 
conservative.)
         Note:  I use �liberal� to connote 1960�s liberalism, not Clinton-style 
�liberalism� of the 1990�s.  (Which is conservative, though not, obviously, 
as conservative as Republican conservatism.)

                                       Our Conservative Planet

         Why is capitalism (wrongly defined by some as �conservatism�), 
spreading around the globe?  It�s because America, finally getting it right, 
has tacked to the right.  And the world, following America�s moral 
example, has decided to tack to the right too.  Right?  Wrong.  Here�s the 
reason:
         The world was divided into the capitalist model and the socialist 
model (communism, or quasi-communism).  The capitalist model is based 
on how people actually behave.  The communist model is based on a notion 
of how people OUGHT to behave.  Big difference.  You ought to drive 55, but 
do you?
         Now, you may quibble with me.  You may say, especially if you�re a 
college professor, �Holy joe, that�s crap, that capitalism stuff.  
Capitalism is ALSO based on a notion of how people OUGHT to behave.�  
Maybe so, but it is nonetheless a model that is CLOSER to how people 
actually behave, if left to themselves, than communism is.  For instance, 
Newtonian physics is a decent way to explain the universe.  But Einstein�s 
Relativity is better at explaining the universe.  So, if we posit that both 
communism and capitalism are models based on how people OUGHT to 
behave, nonetheless, capitalism is closer to how people actually behave 
than communism is.  
         The capitalist model is closer to human nature than communism.  
Hence, in the competitive, bipolar world once inhabited by both capitalism 
and communism, capitalism won and communism lost.  (You may, arguing 
�containment�, argue that communism never had a chance.  But, given its 
gulags and poor production, I�d say it had chance enough.)  (And you may 
argue that Soviet-style communism wasn�t true communism, which I 
would agree with, but, absent an unquenchable, permanent, overabundance 
of goods in the world, it was communist enough, Soviet-style or not.)
         (Incidentally, I think communism is in our future, but only when 
there is, indeed, an unquenchable, permanent, overabundance of goods in 
the world.)
         Hence, since communism failed (quite visibly, I might add), and 
capitalism triumphed, capitalism is being adopted by the entire world.  
This is not, however, because the world has decided to become 
conservative.  It is, rather, because people prefer higher wages, more 
groceries, and subscriptions to Penthouse.  
         A final note:  What about �stagnant wages� in the West?  Simple 
dimple.  The world is going global.  If you make shoes in North America, 
for $5.00 an hour, and I make shoes in Mexico, for 50 cents a day, who do 
you think a shoe manufacturer is going to employ?  Me -- in Mexico.  But do 
you think I�ll ALWAYS make 50 cents a day?  Do you think my children are 
going to be happy with 50 cents a day?  Of course not!  In 100 years, 
everyone around the world will make the same wage.  Computer 
programmers in India will command the same salary as computer 
programmers in America.  And environmental regulations will be roughly 
the same around the world.  So, in 100 years, there will be no incentive 
for a company to transfer work abroad.  Hence, the phenomenon we are 
currently seeing of �stagnant wages� will disappear.  �Stagnant wages� 
are not a curse of capitalism.  They are, rather, simply a �growing pain� of 
globalization.  (Sort of like a kid having teeth.  They hurt coming in, but 
once they come in, they don�t hurt anymore.)
         Well, there you have it.  America is conservative because of 
demographics, not because of the inherent superiority of conservatism 
over liberalism.  And the world is capitalist not because it�s choosing 
conservatism, but because it�s choosing capitalism, and capitalism is 
inherently superior to communism.

                                             AND IN THE END...

                                             SAINT DWORKIN

         �All of my colleagues who fight against pornography with me 
know that I prostituted.  I know about the lives of women in 
pornography because I lived pornography.  So have many feminists who 
fight pornography.�

- Andrea Dworkin, feminist, writer, anti-pornographer and 
(incidentally) ex-prostitute.

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