Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
Issue No. 221
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
Private Places
Chapter Seven
Jill sat down nude at breakfast. She ate delicately with her knife
and fork. She shifted on her seat. Her bottom still hurt a little from
yesterday, as did mine. Her pancakes were syrupy. I could see she was
eating as daintily as she could, so as not to drip on her softly stirring
bosoms. She had large ones. They dangled over her plate, her nipples
threatening to dip themselves in her eggs and syrup.
I ate with equal care. We were all fresh and showered, our hair
fixed, our makeup perfect. We could not dally long at breakfast. The
watching eyes would be waiting for us in the dungeon, expecting us,
counting off the minutes we were late, promising vengeance. Jill looked
up at Max.
�Max,� she said suddenly. �I don�t want a big house anymore.�
He turned. He was gorgeous in his nudity. His big pole stood out
from his loins, all hard and ready for us. �It is too late--� he began.
�I just want you, Max, that�s all,� Jill said. She took off her wedding
band. She tossed it at him. Then, reaching for my hand, surprising me, she
drew off my own ring, me watching with utmost reluctance, and tossed
that at Max too. The rings landed on the floor, at his feet. Casually he
stepped on them, looked up at us. �You escaped from prison, didn�t you?�
she asked Max. �Escape from here. Lead us away.�
�I cannot get out,� Max answered.
�You can�t, or you won�t?� Jill asked.
�I---� Max began. �We have everything here we need for our
pleasure. All you have to do is agree to have your bottoms widened. And I
must stay hard, of course, not difficult, really. I could have fucked you
last night. But I want to look my best for the women on the T.V. I have
mixed loyalties, you see.� He grinned. Such a rogue! Here he was, living
with us, making love to us, yet he cared only a little for us, in the end. He
saw us as victims, nothing more. Just bodies to be broken and trained.
�Alright, Max, but don�t say I didn�t ask,� Jill relented, returning to
her food.
�I�m a well kept man,� Max replied. He sat down and began eating.
�You see, when you are both gone, other girls will be brought. I have
nothing to gain in your love. I don�t need love. Just sex.� He grinned at
Jill. He watched with amusement her young bosoms as they jiggled freely
over her syrupy plate. �I might clamp those today,� he said.
Jill shivered. �I hate you, Max.�
�You girls are so unpredictable,� Max laughed. �It is for the best. A
masochist should not love her sadist. She should fear him. I�ve been too
easy on you girls.�
�Please, Max,� I begged. �Don�t hurt us anymore. That was awful,
yesterday, lying over that couch, however much you might have tried to
make love to us and comfort us. My bottom still hasn�t recovered!� I felt
my heinie sitting on my seat cushion. It nether cheeks spread out on it.
My hole still felt violated, all these hours later.
�It isn�t supposed to recover,� Max replied suavely, eating his eggs,
cutting his bacon. �Your hole will shrink back to its normal size if it isn�t
pried further apart each day, until finally it gives up and becomes more
accessible, for all time. We must return to the basement and begin again.
I promised Mistress Lalique, and there�s no way you girls can escape it, so
you may as well accommodate yourselves to it, in a manner of speaking.�
He laughed a big, hearty laugh, that made his penis wiggle between his
legs like a feisty pogo-stick. I could see it all, under the table, for it had
no tablecloth upon it, being as uncovered as we ourselves were. I truly
hated him then. But I knew I could do absolutely nothing about it.
We ate our breakfast in silence. Outside, through the screen door,
songbirds sang out their mating calls and went digging for worms in the
soil to feed their nestlings. When we were done we took our dishes to the
sink and dumped them in. Jill and I would have walked away, but Max
stood behind us and made us wash them. We had to wash his too. He did
not help us. Then, as we dried our hands on the dishtowel, he got the key
to take us downstairs. He led us to the cellar door and opened it. I felt a
rush of cool air on my skin, Jill just behind me, touching my back
apprehensively. Again I was made to go first, stepping into the darkness.
Max switched on a light for me after he entered. I made my way down the
stairs, no railing to help me, my ass jiggling and me still feeling the
impression the dildo had made yesterday in my backside. The whip marks
were almost completely faded. But, last night in the pool, as we floated
on our backs under the stars, he�d promised us that each day would be a
little harsher, a little more demanding, in all its aspects, not just in the
size of the dildo we were required to take. I�d accepted it then, not
caring, knowing that morning was still hours away. Now his words
haunted me.
At the bottom of the stairs I undid the gate latch again, lifting it up,
letting the gate swing open to admit me. Jill followed. Hidden cameras
tracked our progress. Max closed and locked the gate behind us.
�To the couch?� Jill asked, turning to him. Her eyes were expectant.
The tips of her breasts were traitorously erect. Max nodded. Quietly she
turned away and took my hand. I sought reassurance, found none. She was
as scared as I was. We were not playing today. This would be for real, the
damage to our bottoms not yet healed as we were stretched even further.
THE LAW OF PROPERTY
(continued from previous issue)
(part 2 of 4)
THE FEE SIMPLE CONDITIONAL
�That�s correct,� Sam said. �A fee simple conditional could only be
created up until the year 1285. What happened is this: Let�s say you
marry my daughter,� Sam told me.
�Sounds good,� I answered.
�So I give you some land to live on,� Sam said. �For you and your
daughter and all the little kids you have from having sex with her. And I
want this land to stay in your family for as long as your lineage continues.
Frankly, Joe, I don�t give a fuck about you. But I do like my daughter. And I
want this property that I�m giving to remain in her family forever and
ever, as long as there are children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren,
etc., from her marriage to you.
�But I know you�ve got weak sperm, Joe,� Sam said to me. �Someday
your line is going to run out. Someday some nerdyboy great-grandson of
yours is going to die without ever having gotten laid. He�ll probably spend
his whole life publishing some stupid rag called �Fuck Decency� on the
Internet, or something. And so, having never gotten laid, he won�t have any
kids. THAT�S when I want my property to come back to me!�
�Indian Giver,� I said to him.
�That�s right,� Sam said. �I�m an Indian Giver. When your nerdy
great-grandson dies without ever having gotten laid, the property will
automatically come back to me. Of course I won�t be alive by then, but I�m
sure my great-grandson (as yet unborn) Studly Spammer will be alive. And
so the property, when your nerdyboy great-grandson dies without heirs,
will spring back to Studly Spammer, who will make good use of it, I�m
sure.�
�Spamming,� I said.
�Well of course!� Sam said. �Now you must understand, Joe, that
back in the medieval times, I couldn�t give my property to my daughter
when she married you. Only men could own property. So when my daughter
married you, I gave my property to you.�
�Sounds good,� I said. �But now that I have your property, and am
married to your daughter, I�ll bet I could find a way of cheating you out of
your property, so that you NEVER get it back!�
�Yes, and that�s exactly what happened in medieval times,� Sam
said. �Let�s say you marry my daughter, prior to 1285. What happens is
this. The courts call what I�ve given you a fee simple conditional. I
interpret the condition as this: �if Joe�s lineage ever runs out, I get the
property back.�
�But,� Sam continued. �The courts interpret my condition this way:
�if Joe sires a child, Joe may now SELL the property!��
�Ho, ho,� I said. �Looks like I�ve cheated you out of your property,
Spammer.�
�Yes indeed, you have,� Sam said. �So let�s look at how this
happened. First, let�s understand the fee simple absolute, which I would
never get back: �O (Spammer) to A (Joe) and his heirs.� Again, that�s �O to
A and his heirs�.�
�I don�t see any condition in that,� I said.
�Of course you don�t!� Sam said. �I�ve just created a fee simple
absolute. But now, let�s see what a fee simple conditional would look like:
�O to A and the heirs of his body...�
�Whoa,� I said. �What�s that �of his body� crap?�
�It lets me be an Indian Giver,� Sam said. �Pay attention to those
words, �of his body.� Prior to 1285 those words create a fee simple
conditional. After 1285 they create a fee tail. The important thing to
understand is that the addition of �of his body� allows me to be an Indian
Giver. Otherwise, if I simply said, �O to A and his heirs,� that would
create a fee simple absolute. Then I�d never get my property back. But by
ADDING the words �of his body,� I can be an Indian Giver.
�Now,� Sam said. �Let me give you, and your newlywed wife, a fee
simple conditional: O to A and the heirs of his body, but if A�s heirs
become extinct, then to O.�
�Okay,� I said. �With that language in the deed, or in the will
(however it happens), I now have a fee simple conditional. This language
means that if I ever run out of kids, or great-grandkids, you get your
property back.�
�That�s what I�d LIKE the result to be,� Sam said. �Unfortunately,
the courts saw it differently. They decided those words meant that you
were to get the property in fee simple absolute, provided you had a kid.
That is, provided you sired a child.
�Well,� Sam continued. �Obviously any idiot can have a kid. So, as
soon as you fuck your wife and have a kid, you have a fee simple absolute.�
�I do?� I asked.
�Well, not quite,� Sam said. �You still have a fee simple conditional.
However, once you have a kid, you may SELL the property. And when you
sell it, that person, Wilson, for instance, takes a fee simple absolute.�
�Hmmm,� I said. �Let me understand this. I marry your daughter.
You want to ensure that your daughter has some land to live on, because I
was a homeless bum before she fell in love with me and married me.�
�Right,� Sam said.
�But,� I said. �In olden times a woman couldn�t own property. So, to
protect your daughter, you gave the land to me.�
�Right,� Sam said.
�But you wanted the land to go back to you when our lineage finally
ran out, when my nerdy great-grandson failed to get laid and died without
heirs.�
�Right,� Sam said.
�So you gave me property which read: O to A and the heirs of his
body, but if A�s heirs become extinct, then to O.�
�Right,� Sam said.
�But,� I continued. �The courts of that era interpreted the language
like this: When I Joe have ONE kid, I can now sell the land to Wilson in fee
simple absolute. And as a result you, Spammer, never get the land back.�
�Right,� Sam said. �But I�m smarter than you. Sure, I got burned
that time. But for my other daughters I decided to protect myself. I went
to Parliament and had them pass the Statute De Donis Conditionalibus.
That happened in 1285.�
�What did that do?� I asked.
�It meant this,� Sam said. �When your nerdy great-grandson dies
without getting laid, and has no heirs, I get the property back!�
�Oh,� I said.
�Of course,� Sam said. �If I gave you the property prior to 1285, the
Statute De Donis Conditionalibus has no effect on it. You can still sell it
to Wilson in fee simple absolute. But after 1285, I�m protected. From
then on, if I give property to one of my daughters� newlywed husbands, I
will be creating a fee tail, not a fee simple conditional.�
�So,� I asked. �What language would you put in the deed to create a
fee tail?�
�The same language,� Sam replied. �O to A and the heirs of his body,
but if A�s heirs become extinct, then to O.�
�Hmmm,� I said. �So prior to 1285 that language creates a fee
simple conditional, which I can sell to Wilson in fee simple absolute.
�But after 1285, that language just creates a fee tail,� I said. �So
if you convey land to me after 1285, and my great-grandson is a nerd and
dies without heirs, you (Spammer) will get the property back!�
�That�s right,� Sam said. �I�m a cheapskate, after all.�
�Hmmm,� I said. �So what is a fee simple on condition subsequent?�
�That�s entirely different,� Sam said. �That�s the feminist example.
Remember? �O to A and his heirs, but if A ever builds a whorehouse on the
premises, then O or his heirs may re-enter the property and retake
possession of it.�
�How many damn fee simples are there in this world?� I asked.
�Well, let�s create a diagram,� Sam said.
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fee simple (absolute): �O to A and his heirs�
fee simple determinable: �O to A and his heirs, so long as the land is used
for a church, and when the land is no longer used for a church, it shall
revert to O and his heirs.�
fee simple on condition subsequent: �O to A and his heirs, but if A ever
builds a whorehouse on the premises, then O or his heirs may re-enter the
property and retake possession of it.�
---------------------------------------------------------------
�Remember, that last one, the fee simple on condition subsequent,
may also be called a fee simple subject to a condition subsequent,� Sam
said. �They�re both the same thing.
�Those are basically the modern ways in which property can be held
in fee simple in the United States,� Sam told me. �But let�s look also at
the fee tail:
---------------------------------------------------------------
fee simple conditional: (prior to 1285) �O to A and the heirs of his body,
but if A�s heirs become extinct, then to O.�
fee tail: (after 1285) �O to A and the heirs of his body, but if A�s heirs
become extinct, then to O.�
---------------------------------------------------------------
�Okay,� I said. �I�ve got it. Generally, we speak of a fee simple
(absolute). But, on occasion, there are cheapskate feminists in this world.
Instead of giving a fee simple absolute, they give a fee simple
determinable (whatever that is). Or they give, as we�ve discussed today, a
fee simple on condition subsequent. (Also called a fee simple subject to a
condition subsequent.)
�And,� I continued, �Prior to 1285 a cheapskate spammer might TRY
to give a fee tail, but the courts regarded it as merely being a fee simple
conditional which, when the condition was fulfilled (a kid being born), the
�holy joe� guy could sell to Wilson as a fee simple absolute.
�Hence, the spammer dude went to Parliament and got the Statute De
Donis Conditionalibus passed. This meant that when his other daughters
got married, after 1285, and he gave those �holy joe�-type husbands
property it was in fact a fee tail, not a fee simple conditional. And I
guess that meant that none of those �holy joe� husbands could sell their
land to Wilson in fee simple absolute. I suppose they couldn�t sell their
land at all!�
�Righto!� Sam said.
�But what if they did sell it?� I asked.
�Well,� Sam said. �In fact, after 1285, you could, in fact, sell a fee
tail. Let�s say it�s after 1285. You�re given land in fee tail. So now you
own a fee tail. You get sick of it and decide to sell it. You sell your fee
tail to Wilson. We�ve already said Wilson doesn�t take a fee simple
absolute (after 1285). What do you think Wilson takes?�
�Hmmm,� I said. �A life estate?�
�Correct!� Sam answered. �But do you think it�s a life estate
measured by Wilson�s life? Does he get to keep it as long as he (Wilson)
lives?�
�Well,� I said. �You gave me that land so your daughter and her
children, and grandchildren, and great-grandchildren would have
someplace to live. So suppose I die. What good would that land be with
Wilson stinking up the place?�
�Right,� Sam answered. �So, Wilson�s life estate doesn�t end when
Wilson dies. When does it end?�
�When I, holy joe, die!� I replied.
�Right!� Sam said. �So what sort of life estate does Wilson
possess?�
�Well,� I said. �His life estate isn�t measured by his life. It�s
measured by my life. So it must be called an estate pur autre vie, which
means an estate measured by the life of another!�
�Right!� Sam said.
�Hmmm,� I said. �I�m still thinking about that little diagram we
created. What in God�s name is a fee simple determinable?�
(continued next issue)
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