Young Anna Partridge
By Jacqueline Jillinghoff



Young Anna Partridge climbed up a tree,
And the boys down below were delighted to see


That her feet, and her legs, and her bottom were bare,
For she had on a dress, but no underwear.


From one narrow angle, they were able to catch
A shadowy glimpse of her smooth, hairless snatch.


Did it get them excited? Well, how could it not,
To look up and look at a little girl's twat?


So, huddled together, they played a new game:
They took out their wieners and jacked till they came.


Anna looked down and laughed, and was happy to be
The most beautiful blossom they saw in the tree.


And many years later, as Christmas drew near,
And carolers caroled, a song caught her ear,


And Anna remembered the spring day when she
Bared the peach on a Partridge in a Pear Tree.


  
Young Anna Partridge