Background:

Mr. Burke, father of twelve-years old twins Mary-Kate and Ashley, is in search of a baby-sitter for when he’s out working. The girl is Carrie, 28, who the girls like very much but that dad is not very fond of. So Ashley leaves a note to Carrie saying that "dad will want to see her tonight and decide". Of course dad knows nothing of this…

CARRIE: Hi, I got your message.

DAD: Really? I don’t remember leaving any...

CARRIE: Actually Ashley called, and reported your message.

DAD: Great! (To Ashley:) So you can read my mind, can’t you?

Ashley nods. Dad walks toward her and she steps back.

DAD: And tell... exactly... what am I thinking now?

Ashley shakes hear head, then looks to Mary-Kate and Carrie on the door.

ASHLEY: Er... you’re thinking...

DAD: You know what I’m thinking. I’m thinking that unless I hear some very convincing excuse, I’ll be hearing some very convincing pleas of some little girl who doesn’t want to be spanked!

ASHLEY (coolly): Wow! No need to say that, I could read your mind!

Dad’s face is the sternest. Ashley quits smiling and looks at her feet, hands instinctively flying behind her back.

CARRIE: Mr. Burke? Hey! Yeah, I’m here, remember me? Carrie, the girl who’s not gonna be spanked tonight.

DAD: Don’t be so sure.

CARRIE: Oh, come on Mr. Burke. The girls really did want me to come over and be a sitter for them... what’s wrong about it?

DAD: I think you can see the wrong part just by looking at my face.

MARY-KATE: Or at my sister’s bottom, in a few.

DAD: Or at your own too, in a few plus ten minutes.

ASHLEY: You’re gonna spank me for ten minutes?!

MARY-KATE: You’re kidding, dad! I got it for twenty last week, and it wasn’t even...

DAD: CUT - IT - OFF!!

Sudden silence. CROWD CHEER and INTENSE LAUGHTER. Carrie is embarrassed, Dad is furious, Mary-Kate is doubtful and Ashley looks like the world’s come undone… and it fell right on the seat of her trousers.

DAD: Okay. That’s enough, girls. All three of you. Now. If Carrie’s what you want, then it’s what you’ll have...

Mary-Kate and Ashley start looking cheerful.

CARRIE: Well, thanks for speaking of me as a brand-new toy.

DAD (ignoring her, to the girls): ... but one more bit of this nonsense out of any of you two and you will both get a nice hiding for it. Understood?

MARY-KATE: Yes, sir.

ASHLEY: Yes, sir.

DAD: Good. Welcome to our family, Carrie.

LATER ON, the girls are preparing for bed and dad is in their room to kiss them goodnight. Carrie has been fired because she took the girls out without telling him and they were back ten minutes past curfew. Mary-Kate and Ashley had not been spanked for this, since it was Carrie’s obvious fault.

Dad and the girls are speaking about the good and the bad of having Carrie as a babysitter.

MARY-KATE: You see, dad. We can talk her about many things that we can’t discuss with you.

DAD: As?

ASHLEY: As... er... music. Movies. Girl stuff.

MARY-KATE: And boys.

DAD: Ouch! Don’t you say that...

MARY-KATE: Pokey Valentine, mostly.

ASHLEY: Mary-Kate!

DAD: Who’s Pokey Valentine?

MARY-KATE: Ashley’s boyfriend!

DAD: What?!

ASHLEY: He’s not my boyfriend, he doesn’t even know I like him.

MARY-KATE: He will know soon...

ASHLEY: I’ll kill ya!

Ashley stands on the bed and throws herself at Mary-Kate. But dad catches her 4'8" slender figure in mid-air and puts her back onto the bed… not before sitting down himself, so he can drape her twelve-year old over his knees.

DAD: You’re not going to kill anybody, little girl. And that’s just enough! Enough of this boy-talking, enough of this fighting, enough of everything! Things are going to change in here, that’s for sure, and they’re going to change right now!

With that, and despite’s Ashley’s wails of protest, Dad starts spanking her upturned bottom. The girl wears pink pajama bottoms and paired shirt. She tries to struggle free as the first blows hit her, but is tightly secured in her father’s arm.

ASHLEY: No, dad! Please don’t... we won’t do it again...

DAD: You bet you won’t! Mary-Kate, go stand against the wall and wait!

A now scared Mary-Kate does as instructed, pressing her nose and toes against the closest wall and crossing her hands in front of her. She does this very quickly and without any hesitation, and we understand this is quite a routine task for the girl.

Meanwhile, dad keeps spanking Ashley. He delivers firm, stinging swats to the girl’s round bottom, hitting both cheeks in a random scheme. Ashley is putting on a show, kicking her white-socked feet and cocking her head up and down with each spank. We understand that she is not so much accustomed to this routine as her sister is: that’s why Mary-Kate is generally a brat, while Ashley is more of a good girl. Most of the times, that is.

SPANK! CRACK! WHACK!

She is still trying to struggle free, but with less and less strength as the punishment continues. The swats echo loudly in the small room, and Ashley is soon reduced to a very sorry, crying little girl. Now she has stopped fighting, and is just laying there and get it.

DAD: This is for calling Carrie without my permission, for attempting to hit your sister, for having being a brat all day... and generally for liking boys whose name is Pokey Valentine!

ASHLEY: I’m sorry, daddy...

Only after some more slaps does dad stop. He helps Ashley up, grabs her by an arm leads and her to the wall next to Mary-Kate. Then she grabs her other daughter and returns to the bed. Mary-Kate does not protest and is not even crying: only some mild sniffles come from her.

Dad sits back on the edge of Ashley’s bed and pulls Mary-Kate to him. She bends her body over his knees and lifts up the girl’s long white shirt to reveal her bottom. Mary-Kate wears green-and-blue checked pajama bottoms, and right on the seat of those bottoms dad starts to spank her.

DAD: This is for calling Carrie without my permission, for teasing your sister and for generally being a brat all your life!

SPANK! CRACK! WHACK! SPANK!

He spanks Mary-Kate in earnest, with all his might, delivering hard swats to her bottom. The little girl tries hard not to move and does not fight back, but soon her eyes are watery and the first tears slid through her eyelids.

The spanking continues, as long as Ashley’s and maybe a little harder. While Ashley’s hiding has been indeed more deserved, we know that Mary-Kate is a habitué to corporal punishment: so, every time he spanks her, dad feels like applying full-force swats no matter what she had done. From this point of view, it is surprising that he did not bare her bottom like countless times in the past… but there will be time for that in the future.

CRACK! WHACK! SPANK!

Three loud, burning, searing blows end Mary-Kate’s punishment. She too is helped up his lap and is led to the wall next to her sister.

CRACK! CRACK!

ASHLEY: Oww!

MARY-KATE: Ahhiiaa!

DAD: These were reminders. Next time I won’t go so easy on you. Good night, girls. And, by the way, Carrie may stay. I think I will deal with her properly, tomorrow...

DAD exits.

Mary-Kate and Ashley look at each other, a glimpse of triumph painted on crying, teary faces. As they hear dad’s footsteps get down the stairs, they both bring their hands back and massage their bottoms through pajamas.

ASHLEY: That was something...

MARY-KATE: Who cares? Carrie’s with us, now.

ASHLEY: I’m scared, you know?

MARY-KATE: That he might spank her?

ASHLEY: That she might spank us!

MARY-KATE: You mean...

ASHLEY: Yes! If he convinces her that everything we do is her responsibility... and if she threatens to spank her for not being able to control us...

MARY-KATE: ... then she’ll spank us so we won’t get her in trouble!

Ashley nods timidly. Mary-Kate’s eyes widen with horror, and her jaws drop.

CUT TO BLACK.

END.

This story does not necessarily represent the author’s point of view about anything. It is simply a work of fiction . The characters herein portrayed are invented and do not resemble reality to the best of the author’s knowledge. This account is entirely fictitious . Any similarities to other persons, living or deceased, is purely coincidental.

This story is written for the sane amusement of adult readers. It does not intend harm and does not promote violence of any kind, including spanking. No offence is meant to any group, ethnicity or individuals.

The author does in no way endorse the non-consensual disciplinary spanking of actual children and / or teenagers.

Copyright © 2003 Haley Brimley . Contact for information and / or feedback.

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