FAMILY MIX-UP
Chapter 1

	There was a big drug bust on May 2000.  ATF, local police, sheriff’s Department for a total of 350 law enforcement officers, two helicopters, one covering the east side of Delano, CA where we resided and the other on the west side of town.  There were several houses confiscated, one hundred fifty thousand dollars in cash, thirty-nine vehicles seized, fifty-four defendants arrested, and one meth lab found.  All were charged with conspiracy to prepare, distribute, and sell illicit drugs; fortunately, the “Ricoh Act” was not cited.  Unrelated to that, my ninety-six year old father in law, became ill and needed surgery.  Needless to say, the families became concerned about both issues and flocked into town from all over the state and were put up with local family members, we included.

	Not wanting to get into a hassle about “sleeping arrangements,” I called my friend and went to the casino to play Bingo and some slots.  On the way I picked up a half-gallon of “Wild Turkey”, some of which I drank on the way with a soda chaser.  Well, I got lucky and hit an eight thousand plus jackpot!  I got a check and two thousand dollars in cash.  We went to the slots and after a half-hour, I hit another jackpot for thirty-five thousand dollars!  Well!  After giving my Filipino friend a thousand dollars “Bagao” and telling him:  “Condimo Alan hwang kan magsalita!”  (Say nothing!)  We drove home where he said:  “Diyan nito ka na lang.”  (I leave you here).  

	Happy and pretty well soused, I let myself into the house, leaving my shoes in my office, I slipped into my dimly candle-lit [prayer altar] bedroom, and proceeded to undress and drape my clothes on the chair by the sink.  My wallet and keys were placed on my jewelry caddy with my watch, change, and wedding band.  My bed is flush against the wall on my side, so crawling in nothing but my underpants, I felt (who I thought to be my wife) shift and face away from the wall to allow me access into my side.  I snuggled under the comforter, and draping my left arm over her chest, below her left arm and insinuating my left knee between her legs, I settled in.  

My thigh felt her warm bush and I tried to pull up her nightgown to get at her 42DD cup mams.  I tried to kiss the nape of her neck and found he hair in the way, when I tried to move it; her hair was long, down to her ass!  My wife’s hair is short, barely coming to the top half of her neck!  I had no idea who this was, but her ample ass felt good on my crutch, especially the way she was hunching it back at me.  My cock was out on the side of my underpants leg and her ass was bare; moving my left hand to her cunt, I felt her pussy lips dry as sandpaper!  With my thumb on her ass, the palm of my hand held her like a bowling ball with my middle finger sliding the length of her labia, stubbing her clit, and separating the grotto of her pussy hair and labia.  Prizing her legs apart with my left knee, her labia began a dilation process, like a flower opening to the warmth of the morning sun.

As the labia majora burgeoned, the labia minora began to dilate and seep fluids from bartholins gland, allowing my finger to slither along smoothly over the now moist pussy lips.  The head of my raging hard on now riding the ridge of her cleft; the bell shaped head of my cock caused tintinnabulations of her swollen clit like the clapper of a bell tongue.  Reaching with my right hand.  I ran my finger through her hair to move it out of the way and draped it over my neck and back.  My cock now fully erect was entering her lusty cunt guided there by my index finger once I removed my thumb from her magnificent ass.  Nosing in the head, I began an incursion into her now moist channel.  Intending to ease it into her slowly, I was surprised when her vulva pulsed and sucked in the head!

She held it there with a wonderful exertion of her cunt muscles while I began to flex my rampant cock in rapid succession.  After about thirty seconds, I felt a discharge of a viscous fluid which enveloped my cock head with its balmy juice.  After her first orgasm, she eased off the clamping effect on my cock, allowing me thrust my hips up into her sending half my cock into her lusty hungry puss.  She again clamp down on my dick with her hungry nether mouth, only to release it and tighten her grip again.  She continued this intermittent open and shut action with her pussy for about two minutes while I flexed my dick in counterpoint to her nips.  Again, I felt her liquid release and immediately rammed my cock into her to my balls!

“Ayyyyyyyyy cabron!” she yelled out as her cunt really began to juice and spasm on it’s own.	
“Hey, que paso?” said my wife.  [What happened?]
“Que es, mi hija?” said her mother.  [What is it baby/honey?]
“Fue una pesadilla na’mas, perdonenme, por favor y disculpen.  Ya duermance I despreocupense, mañana les cuento….”  [Only a nightmare, please forgive me, go to sleep and don’t worry, tomorrow I’ll tell you about it…]

My heartbeats could be heard reverbrating from the walls of the room, my cock wilted like a soaking wet spaghetti noodle, leaving only about three inches of flaccid cock; one half in, the other out!  Petrified, I dare not move, or even breathe, lest I be found in bed with three women, one being my wife who had no inkling I was there!  With both my hands rolled into fists, I held them together, my thumbs on my forehead between my head which was bowed on the unknown woman’s back near her neck.  I believe that a few Hail Mary’s, Our Father, Padre Nuestro, and Ave Maria’s were mouthed but never spoken!  The woman’s nether lips may have been saying the same thing as she continued to cause her pussy lips to throb and grip the inch and a half of my cock still imbedded in her voracious cunt!

Upon hearing what sounded like a brief and interrupted snore and “szzzmlfptfffgggx” I realized I had been holding my breath and exhaled, gasping quietly for air.  My sensorium returning, now I could smell the sandalwood incense sticks and candles that were burning at my wife’s altar.  The woman smelled of lilac powder, her hair apparently just washed, smelled of strawberry shampoo, and her cunt still milked my cock, which together with the rest of me, had became instantly sober.  Putting my hands on her shoulders, I began to nibble her neck and left ear.  Putting her chin to her breastbone, she moved it laterally and sensuously in rhythm to my nibbling her.  We were both flushed!  The sense of being caught, the proximity of the others, the challenge to bring one another off under the circumstances, added to the thrill.  With her tacit approval, we continued without a word ever being exchanged.

Her continued coaxing of my cock had invigorated me, my cock was regaining it firmness, length and width.  I began to flex my cock in counterpoint with the now five inches of revived cock in her cunt.  Now she added a fucking motion with her hips and abdominal muscles which can only be described as Power Crunches.  As my cock began to swell again, she paused momentarily to allow for another orgasm to catch up to her.  As I felt her froth running down her ass cheeks, I waited for her to begin her rhythm again and as she did, I crammed my cock again to the hilt in one swift stroke and placed my left hand on her mouth.  I could feel her puss milking my cock and spewing forth more juices.  I started to flex my joint again and felt her again start to cream.  Concentrating on my cock, my hand went lax on her mouth and she promptly bit my index finger with gusto.  This surprised me, she bit hard!  I in turn bit her shoulder near her neck.  This maneuver dislodged my cock and quickly, the woman reached back with her left hand, grabbed my stiff cock, and after rimming her ass hole with it, proceeded to coax me into fucking her ass.  Grabbing her hips with both hands, I inched it inch by fucking inch until I cleared her second sphincter muscle the I stopped and flexed my cock for about thirty or forty seconds.  When I relaxed my cock, she would tighten her ass muscle and as I flexed she would relax her ass muscle.  

She had managed to raise her nightie so that I had access to her large boobs which I now manhandled, twisting and squeezing her nipples between thumb and forefinger while my hand cupped the bottom portion of her tit.  Then I would flutter my fingers of both hands over her nipples and nibble her neck and ears.  She had grabbed her ass cheeks with both hands, spreading her ass for me to its fullest, silently inviting me to continue my anal invasion.  She’d had her ten or so orgasms by now.  With my newly revived truncheon, I rammed it all the way home and  was in like flint!  She gasped silently, let her hands release her ass cheeks; her left hand went to her pussy to twiddle her clit and her right hand was placed over my left hand which was cupping her left breast while my fingers pinched her left nipple.  Her ass and hips arched back to me as I spurted into her spastic ass hole.  

As I was spurting, she sat up abruptly, pinched my left testicle, and started to get out of bed while pulling me along, quite noisily, saying:

“Voy al baño tia.”  	[Going to bathroom, auntie.]

Nobody bothered to reply, they continued sleeping.  The toilet was not private, only a three or four feet modesty wall gave limited privacy to whoever sat on it.  Sitting me on the toilet seat, she knelt down before me and swallowed my cock into her mouth without any preliminaries!  With her nose on my pubis, ten inches of cock down her throat, she started to lick my balls with her tongue.  She then forced her mouth as far as she could into the base of my cock and started to nibble the base with her teeth, hollowing out her cheeks for suction.  My cock danced in her mouth like an elephant’s trunk trumpeting in the air!  I started to cum again as my body went limp against the back of the toilet, my legs spasmodic and akimbo.  She continued sucking me and I almost passed out from the pleasure.  She put her hands on the inside of my thighs and massaged me, urging my sperm until I ran dry.  As my cock and me came down from heaven, I leaned forward and kissed her on the lips.  She swiped her lips with the back of the left fore arm and hand, kissed her index finger, and then pressed it to my lips.  I grabbed my clothes and went to sleep in my office…

 Fell asleep at the computer as all the other sleeping couches and beds were already occupied.  Various persons could be heard snoring throughout the house.  I decided to have s few snorts of the Scotch and went to fetch a glass in the kitchen.  Wearing gym shorts I went towards the kitchen via the main entrance and stopped cold three feet from the refrigerator was a girl with a  fourteen inch salami stuck in her cunt!I breathe not a word but stand there, staring, she had the fridge open and the light emitted gave a surreal affect; The huge brown salami against her ghost-white skin.  She had nice round tits too.  

The cupboard was to my immediate right, I thought if I was real quiet I should be able to get my glass and abscond unnoticed.  “Clink!”  Wrong move, she turned and looked at me, her teeth bared, her shoulder long hair wispy and flyaway, knees slightly bent, her left hand on her left tit.  I held the glass to my chest with my right hand, my left forefinger pointing at it stupidly, a silly grin on my face.  She looked at the glass, then the billowing tent in my shorts, her grim face turned into a smile and then she nodded.  I filled my glass, the scotch was right there, while she shimmied up to me.  She squatted in front of me, undid the bow to my shorts and easily slid the down my legs.  All the time she kept that salami going in and out, grabbed my cock with her left hand and slowly put the head in her succulent mouth.

Slowly, she would suck it in then let it slide out.  I swallowed my drink in one shot, the reached for her left tit with my left hand while I refilled my glass, bending my knees slowly at the tempo she had set.  I tweaked her nipple with my left hand as she continued to just suck me in, hollowing her cheeks, then letting me slide out.  She looked up at me, pursing her lips for a drink, I held the glass to her and she sipped some of the fiery liquid.  She took my cock in her mouth again swallowing  my cock and the drink.

We continued like that for maybe ten minutes, then she started tickling behind my balls with the forefinger of the left hand. Swallowing my drink, I used both my hands on her tits now to massage the breasts and pinch her nipples. Holding my balls in her left hand, and pressing her forefinger on my cock behind the balls, I started to gush into her mouth.  She now took me a little deeper in her mouth and held it there while she swallowed my cum. She stood and resumed her self-pleasure, pecked my lips, winked conspiratorially at me, and I left with the bottle to my computer; to sleep.

Continued….