Abducted By Aliens (M/F+, aphro, not sci-fi) March 2000, 7 500 words, 44 KB

The first Ace misadventure

Ace Dyson can’t say no to a woman with a problem. And then another. And yet another. Luckily a mysterious side-effect of New Zealand shellfish means he can keep up the pace in satisfactory style.

Celestial Reviews 359—23 March 2000 “Let me say it up front. This was an absolutely delightful story.”—Celeste.

Dyson Does Dunedin, (M/F cheat) 13th April 2000, 2 200 words, 13  KB

Another Ace misadventure

Ace Dyson is back in New Zealand and deep in trouble. The mayor’s naughty daughter is on again/off again and once more Ace has to get out of town faster than a speeding bullet.

This story is a Pendragon Challenge entry.

Banged in Bahrain, (M/F, cheat, strangers) May 2000, 2 200 words, 13 KB

Another Ace misadventure

The ’plane has broken down in Bahrain. Ace Dyson is bored out of his skull cooped up in the holding lounge of the new international airport. What, or whom, can he find to occupy his time?

Quickie reviews of recent stories, 3rd May 2000
“Ace shags a red hot redhead in the disabled toilet at Bahrain airport. This woman is furious. She’s stuck in this airport with no bar, her husband is fast asleep and her flight is hours late. When Ace propositions her she doesn’t know whether to kick him, fuck him or slap him so she does all three. Great.”—Erota

The Colonel’s Red Nails, (MFf) June 2000, 5 900 words, 35 KB

Another Ace misadventure
wherein Ace meets The Colonel

The new boss is an ex-USAF Colonel and she’s coming down hard on hapless Ace. The boss is a fucking sheila? Too fucking right! And a long-legged blonde, too. Ace will need the luck of the devil to get out of this one.

Fair Suck of the Sausage, (MF+, oral, beads) July 2000, 9 700 words, 64 KB

Another Ace misadventure
featuring The Colonel

Senator “Richo” Richardson smells a rat when Miss New Zealand performs the magic flute on Ace’s young brother, Fletcher, before he goes out to represent Australia against the dreaded All Blacks. Against a background of Sydney Olympic Games skulduggery, Ace broadens his sexual horizons and explores his uneasy relationship with The Colonel.

The Zhan Zhuang Mistress, (MF+, femdom) August 2000, 11 700 words, 69 KB

Another Ace misadventure
featuring The Colonel

Ace is imprisoned in a Chinese monastery with big mobs of un-naturally randy little Chinese sheilas. And guess what he has to do to get out…