THE ADVENTURE TO DIE FOR
Author: Closet Fetishist

Story Codes: nosex Fdom Msub ds flatu fart giant tragic


I patrolled around the ant hill for a few more hours,
there wasn't going to be any attack, there never has
been in the 3 years I have been alive but I had to
please the queen. The hill was quiet down on the
living levels but just a few levels higher the worker
ants were busy as always. They had been at work for a
good 6 hours now but they would soon be resting and
the next group would come in. Fortunately, I had been
given patrol duty so all I had to do was half
consciously roam around the hill and watch for
anything out of the ordinary and then it would be time
for my resting period again, no heavy lifting for me.
	
It was several hours later that I got a summons from
the queen. I quickly ran to her chambers. I brushed my
antennas back and entered. 

"Yes your majesty?"

"Worker drone, I want you and 6 other ants to explore
the nearby human place for any food stuffs for the ant
hill. I have heard reports from my scouts that humans
have come to that place and no doubt they have brought
food with them."

"It will be done my queen."

"Good! I have chosen your 6 associates so go now!
They are waiting for you topside."

"Yes you majesty." I bowed out and headed up the
spiral path to the outside world. Six other ants stood
there waiting when I emerged from the ant hill. They
looked at me in full attention; apparently I was to be
the leader of this expedition.

"Alright, you fellas ready to head out?"

"Yes sir!" They all answered in unison.

"Then let's head out, I will brief you all when we
reach the house. MOVE OUT!" I lead the ants quickly to
the house where the humans were. The lights were on,
the humans were awake making this mission all the more
difficult but the queen wanted it done and it had to
be done now. The moon was out at this hour, I peered
at its enormity, its beauty for just a moment before
turning my head back to the path before me. We finally
arrived at the house. Quickly we all climbed
vertically up the steps and stopped right before the
door of the house. I stood in front, the others
gathered around in front of me.

"Ok men, we are going in but we must be careful.
Don't make any stupid moves and we should all get out
of this fine. It's dark so the humans should not see
us very well, we can use that to our advantage so
stick with me and you should all be.........."

"I'm freaking out man!"

"What? Calm down, everything is gonna be fine." I
watched as he continued his episode. After a little
while he finally relaxed. "You ok?" He did not
respond. "I said, are you ok?" Suddenly, out of no
where the ant charged ahead knocking me down as it
slipped under the door and into the house. "Shit!
Let's go!" The rest of us charged ahead and under the
door. Our eyes were slightly out of whack from the
brightness of the inside but eventually I spotted the
panicked ant.

"Come back here!" He did not listen. He darted across
the floor and towards the middle of the room. We
followed until we saw the large human feet enter. I
watched the long legs walk oh so near the ant and then
finally they stopped and so did he.

"Move it! Move it kid!" But he could not hear my
yells. I told the team to hold back as I quickly ran
to him. I was about half way there, thinking
everything was going to be just fine when I stopped in
my tracks. I watched, horrified, as the giant human
lowered her ass to the floor, covering the panicked
ant. I assumed it was all over right then and there,
he had to be gone, squished underneath her ass but
then I heard his panicked cries for help. I rushed
over there as close as I could get but I had no idea
how to help. To my luck, just then the human raised
her ass slightly and I was able to reach him.
	
"Come on man, let's go!"

"I can't, I lost my legs." I looked at the 3 legs
laying there near the ant.

"Alright, I'll get you out of here." Just then a huge
rumble was heard from above. I had heard horror
stories about this before but I had never seen it
happen. I tried to drag the ant but I could not do it,
I was not the strongest worker in the colony in fact I
was one of the weak ones when it came to lifting.
Another rumble was heard.

"WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!"

"Help me please!" He cried.

"I'm sorry, I can't."

"You bastard!" I ran away as fast as I could for I
knew exactly what was going to happen next or at least
what the stories had said would happen. A huge blast
of air emitted from the ass of the human followed very
quickly by a loud, disgusting sound.
PRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB! I
closed my eyes and tried to close my ears as I heard
the yell from the ant I could not save.  The force of
the air was too much for him as he flew across the
room and hit the door we had entered through, and
landed right behind my other team members. I ran back
to them and him. The smell that emanated from his
lifeless body was otherworldly, worse than garbage
that we sometimes had to work in.

"Now, see. This is what happens when you do not
follow directions. From now on you are all to do as I
say! GOT IT?!"

"Yes sir!" The team tried to look unaffected but it
was clear this event had gotten to them but we had to
press on.

"Ok, I want you three to go to that room there and
see what you can find. You," I said to one of them,
"You are team leader, if anything happens or you find
anything come and find me immediately. This guy and I
will hang around in this room looking for anything we
can find."

"Yes sir!"

"So you all understand your assignments?"

"Yes sir!"

"Then go to it!" I watched as the three ants quickly
ran off. Then my partner and I headed off as well.

We spent quite a while looking but found nothing
until finally we both sensed a lot of pungent smells
of different foods.

"We must be close to where they store the food." My
partner just nodded. Just as we were going to head in
the direction of the wonderful smell, the team leader
of the squad I sent came running up to us. He was
breathing heavily and appeared very weak.

"What's wrong?"

"I just barely made it out alive." He panted loudly
as he spoke.

"What happened?"

"We were searching the room just like you asked. I
went up to get a better look as I watched my two team
members get into this bowl type thing. Well, after
scoping the place I went to join them to see if they
had found anything. Just as I got there a bright light
burst into the room and I hopped off the bowl and hid
behind it. I then watched as the giant human came and
sat right on the hole to the bowl!!! Well I heard the
two screaming, they were scared and then the big human
kept blowing her ass air into the bowl and I heard the
cries. I heard the cries of the ants trying to get out
but they were too weak the walls of the bowl were too
slippery for them to leave. More air was blasted into
the bowl and then I was horrified when I heard a loud
whooshing sound. When the giant left, I looked into
the bowl but they were no where to be found."

"No, how could this have happened?"

"I'm sorry, I have failed you sir. I'm sorry." I
watched as the ant died right there in front of me. He
was too exhausted to go on; he had lived through too
much and did not want to live any longer. I watched as
my partner wept for him and that is when I realized we
were going to die, either here or back at the ant
hill. If we did not come back with anything the queen
would surely have us killed but staying here we were
just as likely to die.

"Should we finish the job?" I asked. My partner knew
very well the consequences of either action.

"Let's do it."

"Alright, follow me." We both headed toward where the
smell was emanating. When we were close we decided it
was best to head up to get a better view on things. We
climbed the tall structure and emerged on top. We both
stood in awe as we saw a delicious cake sitting there
as if it was waiting for us. We wasted no time in
climbing the cake. The cake was covered in delicious
white frosting that we both took a few bites of before
getting ready to gather some for the queen. Just as we
did, the cake was lifted into the air and held by one
of the giants. It was placed on a table nearby. Then I
watched as the giant removed her colored covering and
placed her ass near the cake. Oh no, I thought, not
again!

"Hold on man!" We both dug into the cake to try to
hold onto it. Then the air blasted away, blast after
blast with the smell increasing with each blow. I was
dizzy after a few blows but I quickly shook it off. A
few more were blasted at the cake and then they
stopped. What the hell kind of human blows ass air on
a cake, I wondered. I dropped the thought and looked
for my partner. I finally saw him, he seemed to be ok.
"Come on dude. Grab some and let's go." I took a large
clump of cake and was about to head down when I
noticed my partner was stuck. I dropped my piece and
ran to him. I pulled and pulled to get him free but it
was to no avail. Then I watched in horror as another
giant sat down in front of the cake with a huge shovel
thing looking like she was going to eat it. Her shovel
touched the cake and dug in. She pulled it away and
took a bite of it.

"MMMMMMmmmm!" I heard her say but I had no idea what
it meant. It looked like she enjoyed it as she dipped
her tool in one more time, closer to us this time, and
took another bite. I pulled and pulled on my partner
but he would not budge. I was not going to let him die
here without trying to free him but it was too late.
The shovel dug underneath us and lifted us up. I tried
to pull him once more but there was nothing I could do.

"Good bye," he said to me. I looked at him, a tear in
my eye and then turned around to jump off the spoon
and onto the cake. I landed deep in it but I was able
to fight my way out. I heard his scream as he entered
the human's month and then nothing. I ran and ran as
fast as I could, off the cake, off the table, across
the floor, under the door, and out of the house. I did
not stop running until I entered the ant hill. That is
when I finally relaxed. I barely had a second to rest
before the queen sent her summons to me.

"Yes, you highness." I was still out of breath.

"I do not hear good things about you expedition,
drone!"

"Yes, well you see ma'am...."

"SILENCE! You will not speak!" I gulped and stood
there, quietly. "It seems that you not only had your
entire squad killed, you also have no results for such
a large cost of lives. For this I am afraid the
punishment is death." I nodded to show my
understanding of what was to become of me.
"Guards....kill him." I closed my eyes as the guards
approached and I never opened them again.

    

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