Dinner Tales	
Life wasn’t as good in the latter part of the first decade of the 21st century.  First there had been the economic collapse in 2008 and then the massive eruptions of Etna and Vesuvius that had cloaked the Northern Hemisphere in ash and had caused temperatures to drop substantially and crops to fail.  The impact of this was that many governments had collapsed; some were replaced with anarchy, some with dictatorships.  In England Scotland and Wales there became a loose federation of states with regional parliaments, England split into two but while generally in a peaceful fashion there were areas where thousands died in a form of Civil War and now there were parliaments in the South in London and the North in York.  Although the mainland was now comparatively peaceful there were many areas where Law and Order were controlled and maintained by the new Parliamentarians and there were lots of very dubious activities occurring.
Just before the chaos, one person had won a substantial amount of money in the European Lottery, and had retired and bought a farmstead in a remote part of the Yorkshire Dales.  Martin had turned into something of a benefactor to the locals during the troubles and had gradually become a key person in the hamlets and villages around where he lived.  Although single and never married he had a number of family members living with him, and these included a number of great nephews and great nieces, their parents having disappeared during the troubles.  He also had a friend Eddie living on the farm with him in a small cottage, and the two of them employed a number of farm-workers who looked after the livestock and crops.
But the weather hadn’t really improved and as a result the crops were bringing in substantially lower yields, and it was hard to keep the livestock fed.  The last couple of months had seen significant snowfall and they had lost quite a lot of their livestock, but they were still viable and the locals were very keen that they didn’t give up and often came and gave of their own time to ensure that the farm buildings remained in good repair so that the few animals would be looked after well.  The children helped out as much as they could but they h become quite feral in some ways.  Martin and Eddie had tried to keep them under control and compared to many of the kids around the Dales they were well looked after and happy.
Recently a new Lord had taken over control of this part of the North and had started to interfere, in a positive fashion may be but still interfering as he brought in new rules and regulations.  He was now going to be visiting the local village fayre and making sure that all the regulations were being complied with, and all breaches would be penalised.  Martin and Eddie had already setup their stall in the main street, two years earlier this wouldn’t have been possible as there would have been a steady stream of tourists driving cars through the street, but now that there was almost no petrol about the only vehicles you saw were farm or official vehicles.  Martin knew that he would be struggling to provide enough fresh meat for the villagers this time, and had had to make a decision as to whether or not to slaughter more livestock for meat, or take a chance that there would be enough to go around and that he could keep the breeding stock intact.
The stall had quite a lot of meat arrayed on display and he had quite a few chickens, grouse, and some pheasants hanging to one side, some rabbits hanging at the back of the stall, and on the other side there was one small deer hanging.  Eddie had just returned with a couple of young piglets that were in cages below the deer, but they were smaller than normal and wouldn’t be that attractive.  The kids were running amuck around the stalls and Martin was getting extremely irritated with this and had reached breaking point when the eldest, Tazmin tripped over one of the cages and let the piglet escape.  Martin spent ages chasing around trying to catch it, and eventually managed to do so, but he was not feeling in the best of moods when he confronted the girl.  He told her that he had half a mind to stick her up for sale, and would have if he hadn’t recovered the piglet, her mouth opened wide in a large gasp as she took in what he had said and then she stared at him and told him to go ahead as nobody would want to eat Girl meat!  He said that she shouldn’t be so certain of that.  
She stamped her feet and said to go ahead then!  Martin began to calm down a little and realised that things were getting out of hand, so he pondered how to defuse things, and thought he had an idea and told her to go into the stall and take off her clothes! He knew that she was very private and wouldn’t let people see her undressed so he felt certain that this would stop her and he expected her to give way. Their eyes met and locked, and then she went into the stall and he watched as she stripped naked.  He hadn’t seen her naked for a couple of years and he was shocked at how she had developed.  Eddie who had listened to the argument asked his friend if he would really sell her, Martin looked at him, shook his head and said he didn’t know but he doubted it.  Eddie looked at her and said that he thought she looked delicious, Martin nodded in agreement and then told Tazmin to put her hands together and he would get Eddie to tie her up and hang her from the hook next to the deer.
A few minutes later Eddie came out and hung her from the hook and Martin realised just how tender her meat looked.  A couple of people wandered by and looked at what was going on in something of puzzled amusement.  One lady came along and asked what they were doing.  Martin told her that she had told him to hang her up as meat, and if she didn’t believe him to ask her!  The woman looked at Tazmin and asked her whether it was true.  She nodded and told her it was, and the woman left in a hurry and Eddie heard her say that she would have to tell the new Lord, and her husband.  On hearing this, Martin realised that he had gone and done just what he least wanted to do, put himself in a position to upset the new “Man in Charge”.  He doubted he would have time to take her down and placate her so he thought he would let her learn a real lesson, even if it cost him as well.  He was hoping that his reputation amongst the locals would stop the penalty being too high.
Several other people came by and looked at the meat and various cuts were sold, but there were no offers for the girlmeat, though one old man asked how much a pound she was.  Tazmin hearing this shouted back £50 per pound on the hoof and he had left.   Eddie had then chalked Hairless Goat from £50 per lb on the blackboard next to her, and Martin and he were looking at his handiwork when a deep voice interrupted them.  They looked around and saw the new Lord looking at the young girl hanging from the hook, her hands tied, he looked at them and asked what they were doing.  Martin told it as it was, the Lord looked at them both and asked them whether they could prove what they were saying, the woman who had reported them to the Lord interrupted and said that she had heard the girl say the same thing.  He turned and looked sternly at her and she shut up.  He then moved towards the hanging girl and asked her why she was hanging there, and she told him that she had told her Uncle to do it and see if he could sell her.  He nodded his head and then called Martin to one side, and with some trepidation Martin moved alongside him.  
After a few minutes silence, the Lord looked at Martin and asked whether he really was serious about butchering and selling the young lady.  There was something about the way that the question was asked that stopped Martin from denying it immediately, and he merely said it was very tempting!  His Lordship now moved closer to the stall and then ran his hands down the girl’s side, her mouth opening wide in shock again.  He turned her round and looked at her closely, commenting that she had a sweet arse.  Then he let her go and returned to the two men again, and he asked the same question again.  Martin looked at Eddie and taking a deep breath said he doubted it, Eddie added the word “Unfortunately”, and his Lordship smiled slightly.
Turning to the two men, he pointed out that they didn’t have a license to sell girl-meat and perhaps he ought to fine them quite a lot of money for attempting to do so.  Eddie interrupted and said they were allowed to sell goat and pigs, and a girl was either Hairless Goat or Longpig.  The Lord chuckled and said that perhaps he was right.  By this point there were quite a few people hanging around the stall listening to the discussion and wanting to find out what was going to happen.  Martin noticed that the husband of the woman who had betrayed them was with her and looking intently at young Tazmin.  His Lordship turned to them and said that he would fine them £700 (£350 each) payable immediately for the crimes they had committed, there was a gasp from the crowd at this, and Martin felt his knees going weak, Oh the money wasn’t going to be a problem, he had it many times over, but he didn’t have it with him.  He explained that he would need to collect it later and could delver it to him in the morning.  
The Lord turned and looked him straight in the eyes, and said that that wasn’t acceptable.  The crime had been committed that day, the punishment and payment must be made immediately!  Then moving towards Tazmin he said that perhaps if they wanted to offer something in lieu of the money he could be satisfied.  Then stroking her silky thigh and fondling her buttocks he suggested that perhaps a leg of Hairless Goat would be acceptable!  Martin looked at him and decided that he was being serious and looked at his great niece and thought how delicious she did look.  He wasn’t sure that he could actually kill her, but the thought of having some of her flesh cooking in the kitchen became very appealing.  The Lord looked at them again and said he would be back in about half an hour to collect his fine, or his meat.  As he turned to leave a man approached his Lordship and asked if it was okay to buy some girlmeat as well, he nodded his assent and strutted away.  Martin suddenly realised that there was more than one person looking to get some of his girlmeat.  The Woman who had fetched the nobleman and her husband were at the front of the queue and Martin heard them asking for a couple of pounds of girls liver, and asking how much it would cost.  
Martin and Eddie could scarce believe what they were seeing and hearing and as a result decided to auction off Tazmin’s meat.  The Lord would have her left leg, foot, calf, knee, thigh and buttock, but the rest was up for grabs.  Martin decided he would have her pussy fillet, and Eddie her anus, but the rest of her was offered to the crowd.  Her right leg and buttocks fetched the best price but her shoulder and arms weren’t far behind.  Her ribs were auctioned off as four cuts, two fore-rib roasts and two back-rib roasts.  Bids came in for just about all of her including her tongue.  Once she had been sold they then had to take her down and prepare her for the butchering.  Tazmin was shell-shocked by what she had heard and seen, but couldn’t believe that they would actually butcher her.  How wrong she was!  Martin took her down from the hook, and then tied her feet together and after releasing her wrists retied them behind her back.  Eddie took an S hook and hooked it through her wrist bindings, and inserted the other end into her tight little anus, she squealed quite loudly so she was gagged.  Then the two men picked her up and hung her by her ankles over a large bucket, Eddie uncertain whether Martin would be able to kill his great niece pulled her head back and with a gasp from the crowd slit her throat from ear to ear.  
They left her bleeding out for a short while before Eddie lifted her down and put her face down onto the butcher’s block where he cut her bindings off.  Looking at the naked body cold and dead on the block, Martin realised just how fantastic her meat looked, her firm buttocks looked so tasty.  As he took in the sight Eddie rolled her onto her back and slit her belly from crotch to sternum and then he started to gut her.  The girls Liver went to the Woman and her husband, other offal went to the carpenter, and within about ten minutes Tazmin was nothing other than a series of cuts of meat.  They started selling the portions off to the successful bidders and most of her had gone when the nobleman returned to collect his fine.  Martin watched as Eddie took a sharp knife and then lifting her foot shoulder high, sliced into the joint through the tendons and then worked the leg hard to get it to pop out of the hip socket, and then cut the rest of the flesh to free the whole limb.  He then repeated this for the other leg, which unlike the first was not to be sold in one piece.  Martin then took up his knife and carved 2 rump steaks from her buttocks, then boned the rest of her thigh and calf.  Eddie was carving the pussy and anus fillet off the carcass and popped this to one side.  Her shoulders and arms were then carved off and hung by the wrists, her ribs followed and soon there was little to show that a ten year old girl had been there a few minutes before.  
The nobleman looked at the leg of meat that now hung by a hook through the ankle webbing and smiled as he told them that he would get his assistant to collect it within the hour.  Then as he was about to leave, he turned and thanked them for their excellent service, and hoped that there would be other Hairless Goat in the future, but told them that if they had problems obtaining it to let him know, as he thought he might have the means of providing it. That evening Eddie and Martin were seated in Martin’s kitchen and were looking forward to the 2 pieces of rump steak that was cooking under the grill.  Sipping a glass of beer or two they tucked into their starters, Eddie with his deep fried girl’s anus and Martin his crispy fried pussy fillet.  Martin commented to Eddie how quite the rest of the kids were for a change and Eddie smiled and suggested that this might be because they didn’t want to be on the stall the following week.