. \fs28 Ho Dun Dat, Chinese Interpreter
\ldblquote I dislike blasphemy on purely rational grounds. If there is no God, blasphemy is stupid and unnecessary; if there is, then it's damned dangerous.\rdblquote Al B. Cyna, master-of-arms
\ldblquote And God said, \lquote Let there be light\rquote and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.\rdblquote Thadeus Wuzz Funnee; accountant
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\cf0\tab Police in Weretheheckawwee launched a tri-state wide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.
\tab Arsole Bastardane, 45, was charged with \ldblquote contempt for the office of the head of state\rdblquote for his actions after he was stopped by police in a routine check at a civic city center park where the president was speaking.
\tab He complained that under President Phartsalot and his twin brother Izzy, the country was returning to a Communist style dictatorship.
\tab When told to show more respect for the country\rquote s rulers, he farted loudly and was promptly arrested. When being transported to the county jail, he farted again forcing the arresting officer to abandon their vehicle; this gave offender Arsole Bastardane time to escape and hasn\rquote t been smelled since.
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\cf0\tab The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
\tab As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as \ldblquote Euro-English\rdblquote .
\tab In the first year, \ldblquote s\rdblquote will replace the soft \ldblquote c\rdblquote . Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
\tab The hard \ldblquote c\rdblquote will be dropped in favour of \ldblquote k\rdblquote . This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
\tab There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome \ldblquote ph\rdblquote will be replaced with \ldblquote f\rdblquote . This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
\tab In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
\tab Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
\tab Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent \ldblquote e\rdblquote in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
\tab By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing \ldblquote th\rdblquote with \ldblquote z\rdblquote and \ldblquote w\rdblquote with \ldblquote v\rdblquote .
\tab During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary \ldblquote o\rdblquote kan be dropd from vords kontaining \ldblquote ou\rdblquote and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
\tab Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
\tab Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas! Hazah!
\ldblquote Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it\rquote s not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk\rdblquote macabre mystery writer, Islep Innadark.
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\tab PJ gripped the edge of the desk as the cane once more lashed his ass. The tingling sensation was terrific\emdash or horrific. No, it was terrific. His toes curled, his cock tingled and he arched his back forcing him to stand up some; he breathed, \ldblquote oh yeah!\rdblquote as if he had just had a delicious orgasm.
\tab Naked Mr. Peebles caressed the boy\rquote s near bleeding ass, parting a cheek and fingering the hole, admiring the cinched up tight hairy testicles of his prize student. Slowly he began making insertion\emdash using the pointer stick he used in his class and had actually been using to strike Paul Junior with repeatedly.
\page\tab Naked PJ took a moment to stroke himself; he bent over the teacher\rquote s desk, spreading his stance, wriggling his butt as the instructional pointer entered him. His wild eyes darted all about the cluttered desk, his cock pressed against the rounded edge; the pointer was uncomfortable and he would prefer cock instead. On the desk were family photos of Mr. Peebles\rquote family; his wife, children, dog. None of them knew he\rquote s naughty side.
\tab After some inches had went up into his hole, Mr. Peebles, Social Studies instructor for Garlock High, the pointer was removed and he was no longer capable of holding off any longer\emdash his massive 7-inches of tube steak had to get with the program.
\tab Paul Junior laid out on the desk; eyes fluttering, mouth undulating, ass stinging, balls tight. Inch by inch his instructor made anal entry, clenching his hands tight to PJ\rquote s ass; then running the hands up and down the boy\rquote s fifteen year old body. Every inch of manhood from Mr. Peebles went into the anal cavity; PJs blistered ass was warm against his nakedness and slowly he reached around to play with the boy\rquote s cock.
\tab The pumping began and began in earnest. PJ did all he could to hang on, his ass was getting severely reamed\emdash but he liked it. He spread his cheeks wider, \ldblquote fuck me!\rdblquote he exclaimed, repeatedly. Mr. Peebles complied, driving his cock faster and faster into the boy\rquote s young hole until there was steam billowing up.
\tab Both teacher and student were nude. The setting was in a classroom, Garlock High to be exact, not far from Redneckville just down the lane. The day was late, students were gone for the day, only janitors and wandering security guards were about the campus\emdash and a few interesting tid bits of other goings on worthy of Cam Cameron\rquote s spying.
\tab Mr. Peebles went into super fuck mode and began slamming himself in as hard as possible until the pivotal moment arrived whereas he began to strain, his nominal average white guy cock crammed deeply into his student\rquote s ass, squirting gobs and gobs of hot delicious cum. Delicious \lquote cause after Mr. Peebles had cum so, he pulled out\emdash spanked PJ\rquote s ass with his cum squirter, then knelt down behind the boy, spread his cheeks and helped himself to his own spew!
\tab Ewewew!
\tab That was followed by taking the pointer stick again and walloping it against PJs still reddened ass\emdash again and again and again. The boy cried out in some anguish and expressed distress, but then as Mr. Peebles began inserting the pointer stick\emdash PJ was heard to exclaim, \ldblquote Oh yeah, fuck me, fuck me hard!\rdblquote
\page\tab On Garlock campus in the open gym\rquote s upper floor where the announcer\rquote s booth was, Don Rymus and Carol Hathaway were hard at it. Don Rymus was a coach, all sports. Carol Hathaway was a slut, er, cheerleader. Don Rymus\rquote red PE shorts and underwear were at his ankles; cheerleader Carol\rquote s regular panties were on one ankle only, her skirt up, blouse off, titties jiggling freely for Don\rquote s delight. And he did delight in them as he put his married manhood into the sixteen year old\rquote s cunt.
\tab\ldblquote Ooooooh!\rdblquote exclaimed Carol, \ldblquote it\rquote s too big!\rdblquote
\tab Don Rymus beamed proudly as he had a cock to rival any of the black students and faculty he knew. Gingerly he had slipped his pud into the teen\rquote s twat, but had to cover her mouth as she was somewhat \ldblquote vocal\rdblquote about the ordeal.
\tab In the girls\rquote side of the gym in the showers, Dee Anne Houghington and her girlfriend Laura Reman embraced one another. They were lathered in soap and their fine nude bodies slipped about the other\rquote s as their lips were locked and no one was about.
\tab Cam was about. He watched for a while, masturbated, then slowly brought the girls closer to himself. They were wondrous girls, all of sixteen years; their breasts were wondrous, their sweet faces, fine perfectly shaped bodies as a whole. Cam had Dee Anne service his cock while Laura laid out underneath her eating her pussy. Both girls were \ldblquote into\rdblquote one another; spanking, pissing on the other\rquote s face, licking rim. They loved dick to be sure with Laura a cum swallower; Dee Anne spat out the goo when she sucked cock.
\tab When good and hard, Cam repositioned himself, bending Dee Anne over, 69ing her friend\emdash which was something that they did often anyways. Cam himself easily then made anal entry to Dee Ann with Laura sucking her pussy and his balls. Dee Ann happily munched twat and all was well.
\tab When he came, he pulled out after the first explosion, then anointed Dee Anne\rquote s ass with the rest of his spew. Laura happily licked up the spillage, licking it right out of Dee Anne\rquote s asshole!
\tab Cam took a moment to himself to shower and be clean. He then fucked Laura\rquote s asshole having Dee Anne clean up afterwards. She didn\rquote t like it but didn\rquote t have a choice, either. The girls were left to finish up, be bewildered, and left in a very serious horny state of being.
\tab So was Cam. He continued his trek about the school and assumed that during regular hours there was even more naughtiness going on. He was on his way home, though, he had to check on his two children he had taken in.
\page\tab On the second floor of Garlock High were Typing Classes, Home Economics, and Science 1 were taught in large double the normal size classes, Cam found one more nifty tid bit of interest. A teen boy about sixteen or seventeen \ldblquote put it to\rdblquote a woman (teacher) about thirty. She was married, looked like a twenty year old, and was mostly all legs. She was tall, C cup titties, but they were nice just the same.
\tab The boy, Hank Ladden was nude, his body was striking and very-very fine. Ms. Beverly Wanker (really) had her legs up the boy\rquote s fine rigid body and he was not in her pussy but her asshole. Cum, though, coated the woman\rquote s cunt and so he HAD been there.
\tab Hank humped tenaciously, plowing furiously as he strove to get his THIRD nut. He had cum in the woman\rquote s mouth as she had given him a blowjob to begin the extra-curricular activity. From there they had stripped off one another\rquote s clothes and Hank spent precious time adoring his teacher\rquote s body, examining every nook and cranny with sincere scrutiny.
\tab Thereafter came the actual sex\emdash sex being deemed In the Cunt only as the illustrious leader of the country, the Prez, had declared Oral and Anal sex not sex!
\tab After creaming the teacher\rquote s hole, though, Hank did NOT lap or even lick it! His saucey prong, though, languished about the hole shooting gobs of hot teen spunk everywhere. Beverly\rquote s legs fell off of the boy\rquote s steaming body; she lay on her desk, her books and such cast off onto the floor in great disarray. She didn\rquote t care. She lay heaving, tweaking her nipples, diddling her pussy and tweaking her clit. Hank stumbled back to lean/sit against one of the desk, flopping his cock and still not caring that the door to the classroom was wide open.
\tab Sally and her meek brother Phillip (Pip) were ok. They were fed and Cam checked their ears (remember the incident with Champ Squiggly, the scumbum who promised to get the two English children (Sally/Pip) back home to England\emdash chapter 25.) Their ears were still sensitive and hurt but not as much. They consumed their meal and were loved on by their benefactor; Pip had returned to keeping his mouth shut\emdash\lquote cept when licking out his sister\rquote s pussy or sucking on Cam\rquote s cock. Other than that, the boy was quiet.
\tab Sister Sally was a moaner and a groaner, \lquote specially when Cam slipped into her young lithe body. He liked her on her back with her legs pulled far back as possible\emdash then his cock could get into her better and it was a good thing. Not all of his cock, but most of it\emdash part of it.
\page\tab He spent time, though, just rubbing the girl\rquote s ass. He was an ass man, among other things. Small circles about the child\rquote s flesh until his arousal directed him to her asshole. The girl flinched and then tightened up as her hole was invaded. Brother Pip watched and was brought to stand behind her, taking his young eight year old schlong to his sister\rquote s ten year old butt(hole).
\tab The boy still had the quirky mannerism of holding his fingers folded at his cheek\emdash all the while his penis was rubbed all over his sister\rquote s ass, then guided expertly into her hole. Sally held her cheeks open while her brother guided himself into her. Instinctively and by being taught the boy steadily pumped. Cam caressed the boy\rquote s ass, fondled his hairless balls, and pressed his own organ against Sally\rquote s underside.
\tab When the pivotal moment of ecstasy was upon him, he brought them both to their knees and he did so present them with his cock. Both gripped his enormous schlong and both began to suck. Sally was the better sucker, Cam had her suck on the head of his cock while her brother sucked on the shaft as well as his balls.
\tab His balls.
\tab Sister Rose with the Cold Hands held his nuggets, squeezing them tight\emdash any time he let out a yelp of distress she squeezed them a little harder all the while Sister George smacked his teen ass with her ruler. Sister Rose had her fingers tight about his erection, her thumb pressed tight against his piss slit preventing him from cumming off should he do so.
\tab\ldblquote You will cease playing with yourself,\rdblquote said Sister Rose in a stern calm voice, \ldblquote you will not spill God\rquote s seed.\rdblquote
\tab Sister George walloped his bare ass with all her womanly might sending teen Cam into painful oblivion\emdash and a trickle of blood came along, too. The proceeding wallops hurt just as much but since crossing over to the side of oblivion the pains were nominal.
\tab The welts were great and Sister George often let fly a smack to the back of his knees and equally tender thighs.
\tab\ldblquote As soon as your penis softens, the beating will cease.\rdblquote Sister Rose said. Cam heard her words, he stared into the Nun\rquote s face, she was in her mid forties or something like that, glasses, and completely covered from head to toe. Her grip to his balls and cock increased\emdash but he refused her to relinquish and give in\emdash to show emotions and shed tears. He would not be broken\emdash his body, yes, his spirt\emdash no.
\tab Frustrated at Cameron\rquote s refusal to break the middle aged teen was wrestled into a new position; on the desk holding his own legs back while Sister George thrashed him again.
\page\tab Years later and Sister Rose was found in the church\rquote s arboretum where she most often caught young Mr. Cameron \ldblquote playing with himself.\rdblquote She was found nude, vagina shaven and sewn shut spread eagled with her arms and legs spread outwardly, suspended from the ground by several feet. She was minus her nipples and clit as well as her eyes.
\tab Sister George was found that same day, in the vestibule from the outer foyer to the inner nave\emdash with a large religious icon shoved into her shaven vagina and a large candle inserted into her virgin anus. Like sister Rose, her nipples and clit had been removed and she had been beaten by a ruler until her skin peeled.
\tab No one ever beat Cameron again\'85
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Time for tea?
\tab Morning bright, big star on the right; all is well\emdash all is well
\tab Morning gray, begins the day; all is well\emdash all is well
\tab A sweet little girl with slightly grimy skin, short dirty blond hair in twin curled pigtails, blue eyes, small teeth, short dirty plaid dress, took his fancy. She had greeted him singing her song and offering him to come sit with her and have tea.
\tab Who could refuse a five year\rquote s invite like that? Certainly not Cam.
\tab A small table was the place, behind a small blue rundown trailer in the first redneck trailer park\emdash the one Cam occupied space, too. The service set was a plastic blue set, chipped and well stained by the passage of time. Taking seat with them was Mr. Bear who had a severe seeing problem as he had no eyes whatsoever, his vest was torn and tattered and stuffing was coming out of a small hole in his neck.
\tab Present, too, was Joppers the Lion and Vincent the Vampire. The little girl, Andrea, giggled a lot. There was a stiff breeze that had picked up bringing the wondrous scent of cow crap from a nearby pasture. Cam sipped the invisible tea from his chipped blue cup and made polite conversation with the others present. Andrea sang her song, farted, picked at her butt, then picked her nose.
\tab The breeze stiffened and flipped her short kiddie dress up to reveal a brief glimpse of her not-too-clean white panties. Cam continued drinking his tea, nodding politely, and smiling to the joyously singing Andrea.
\page\tab The breeze was almost a wind; it came about the young girl whipping her hair about her face. She had no cares. Her blue eyes twinkled, she continued to smile and be completely unawares\emdash her discolored panties at her knees. Cam Cameron\rquote s fingers slipping into her sex, his thumb pressing all about the smooth surface of her hairless poon.
\tab At length she was lain down with her dress beneath her. There were outdoor chairs and small tables, tires, and abandoned appliances that served as a breaker, to shield them not only from the brisk wind but from sight, too. Andrea\rquote s little legs were opened wide and down to her innocent poon did Cam go, tonguing wickedly her sex to his pleasure. She reeked of pee, her anal rim, too, was none too clean. Cam licked both orifices, engulfing them with his tongue driving inward with veracity untold.
\tab Andrea wiggled some, Cam slipped into her virgin anus his finger, pushing in all the way\emdash his tongue forced its way into her cunny, breaking the protective barrier that was therein. The little girl reacted a little more but was soon soothed and the demon that was Cam Cameron began gnashing his teeth, taking the term \ldblquote eating a girl out\rdblquote to the extreme.
\tab Not enough to break the skin, but to cause welt was assured.
\tab Then, he was up on top of her, his massive manhood against her innocence with dire determination of penetration in mind. He stared down to her, her smile was still there.
\tab\lquote would you like some tea?\rquote
\tab The wind whipped his untamed hair about his face, his desires carried off with the wind he satiated his lust by humping her, spewing his seed moments later. His massive fuck stick powerfully humped the child\rquote s innocence, grinding hard into her slit until there was a great anointing. With the spilled spew, Cam gathered the spunk to coat Andrea\rquote s cunt, with a generous finger portion being pushed into sex entrance.
\tab The same was for her anus.
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I\rquote m gonna be a star!
\tab Redneck trailer trash Rick and his equally redneck trailer trash son, Scott cruised into the moderate City some many miles from Redneckville. They were on a mission. Hopefully, their mission would be successful and good times would be had by all. Rick had high hopes for his son, Scott. Scott was a handsome fellow; no blemishes, scars, or anything distracting. He had good looks, a fresh face, and was pleasing to the eye.
\page\tab It was hoped that it would help him gain a footing in the industry\emdash the industry that was entertainment, advertising, and perversion at its highest. Rick would do anything to help his son gain a footing, and Scott seemed willing enough to be pushed into strange situations.
\tab Being from the country, the Big City life was awe inspiring for the pair; they had taken a bus\emdash opting for better transportation than their derelict vehicle that Rick did not want to be seen in\emdash\lquote specially by the potential employer.
\tab Only a few moments were allowed to give the moderate city a look over before heading to the offices of the commercial advertising producer. A new cable show was in the works and young teenage Scott had made the call-back list. Scott was a handsome boy with coal black hair and wondrous sparkling sea blue eyes.
\tab\ldblquote We were very impressed with Alex's reading,\rdblquote the producer said. He was a man in his mid to late thirties and of average build. \ldblquote But of course,\rdblquote he continued, \ldblquote a lot of the boys read well.\rdblquote
\tab\ldblquote No one is as good as Alex,\rdblquote proud father Rick explained, \ldblquote he can do
whatever you want. Anything.\rdblquote
\tab\ldblquote Is that so?\rdblquote the producer asked. \ldblquote Whatever I want?\rdblquote
\tab\ldblquote Absolutely!\rdblquote declared Rick, Scott is completely at your service.\rdblquote
\tab Rick already knew a little something about the middle aged man, commercial advertising producer, sit-com coordinator, and all around big wig around town.
\tab The producer was a little wary. \ldblquote There may be a lot of demands placed on the boy who gets this part. We have a very ambitious production schedule.\rdblquote
\tab\ldblquote That's no problem,\rdblquote Rick assured him. \ldblquote Whatever you need, Scott can and will do.\rdblquote
\tab The producer sat on the edge of his desk eyeing Scott up and down\emdash fixing him for whatever part was required.
\tab\ldblquote I don\rquote t know.\rdblquote He drawled, \ldblquote I\rquote m not sure--\rdblquote
\tab Rick nodded to his handsome son, Scott slipped off his shirt and stood proud.
\tab\ldblquote He's beautiful shirtless, and otherwise,\rdblquote Rick stated, \ldblquote your ratings with the girls will shoot through the roof.\rdblquote
\tab The Producer eyed the taught adolescent torso. It was seen that the Producer\rquote s eyes widened, he nodded his head, and gouged the heal of his hand to his crotch.
\page\tab\ldblquote Whatever you want, in any way, he can do it.\rdblquote Rick assured the man.
\tab The Producer licked his lips and continued giving Scott the once over.
\tab The Producer\rquote s office was not unlike any other\emdash smaller, though; pictures on the wall in the advertising nature; a large fifty gallon fish tank with LARGE fishes within; a few plants, a green stripe design on the walls, a shag green carpet; kinda matching seating furniture. No windows.
\tab\ldblquote He\rquote s a handsome boy alright, very\emdash nice.\rdblquote
\tab Rick smiled, he knew something about Mr. Gavin Sercey, Rick had seen in with a hooker\emdash a boy prostitute a day before Scott went for his \ldblquote reading.\rdblquote During the two week wait for the call-back, Scott kept tabs on Mr. Sercey, noting the various boys he took with him to the No-Tell Motel and stayed for several hours\emdash then promptly fetched another, sometimes having as many as three young teen boys in one night!
\tab Mr. Sercey also liked to visit the local strip club and basement bar (gay) establishment. If one method of gaining foothold in the \ldblquote biz\rdblquote didn\rquote t work, certainly there was the ever faithful Backup Plan.
\tab\ldblquote He can take more off if you\rquote d like.\rdblquote
\tab Producer Sercy stared at Rick with a mixture of disbelief (and desire.)
\tab Without a word, Scott unhitched his jeans and pushed them down.
\tab Mr. Sercy looked as if though he were about to faint dead away. He let out a little moan, licked his lips, and had begun to sweat. Again, he rubbed the heel of his hand to his crotch and stared at Scott as he stood in his tidy whiteys.
\tab Rick turned Scott around, his ass facing the Producer. Slowly Rick slipped his hands inside his son\rquote s underwear easing them down. Producer Sercy looked on with willing anticipation\emdash nodding his head in an approving manner.
\tab The producer was speechless as the whole of Scott\rquote s ass was revealed.
\tab He conveyed \ldblquote Oh, that\rquote s nice.\rdblquote
\tab Scott bend down some, Rick spread his son\rquote s cheeks and Sercy leaned forward to get a better look. Scott worked his underwear down then carefully stepped out of them\emdash his stance spread and he was \ldblquote vulnerable\rdblquote . On the sly he rubbed his head up against his Dad\rquote s bulge. Daddy Rick patted his son\rquote s ass conveying \ldblquote come get some.\rdblquote
\tab The Producer at length smiled and stood up, took the few steps to the naked teen\rquote s ass and admired it up closer; he then unzipped and fished out his cock. It was hard, white, and seven inches if a millimeter. He stroked it, the head was glistening pre-cum already and right up against Scott\rquote s ass he went.
\page\tab Scott bent over as far as he could, angling his ass for his potential boss. The Producer ran his cock up and down Scott\rquote s ass crack, pausing a moment to poke the teen\rquote s hole, then down to gouge the dangling testicles.
\tab Scott grunted and Sercy moaned as penetration was at hand.
\tab\ldblquote Oh, shit, that\rquote s nice.\rdblquote The Producer made slow methodic penetration, concentrating on the act as he made full insertion. Scott rubbed his head more and more onto his Dad\rquote s crotch and before Rick could stop him, he unzipped and fished out cock. He engulfed and began to suck as he was reamed from behind.
\tab Rick was a little embarrassed, he didn\rquote t want the Producer to know about their incestuous interlude\emdash it was private and may give the Producer an \ldblquote edge\rdblquote ; one that would not be so favorable for Scott.
\tab The it was obvious that Sercy could see the antics of Scott sucking his Dad\rquote s cock. He gripped the boy\rquote s hips and began to pound with some reverence, sodomizing him as hard as he could. Their balls slapped together and sweat dripped into pools.
\tab The day was late, father and son walked out and made not for the nearest bus station but for a fancy restaurant; the night was for celebrating as there was reason for celebrating, young Scott was gonna be a star!
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\pard\qc The thing about secrets is\emdash they\rquote re secret!
\pard Tangled webs
\tab The need for \ldblquote supplies\rdblquote put Cameron in Acquisition Mode. The Big City hospitals were too complicated\emdash he could have made entry but would have required more work than he was willing to put in; besides, he would have missed his \ldblquote ride\rdblquote back to Redneckville\emdash his hosts, Rick and Scott had the bus route but Cameron was not sure of particular directions and didn\rquote t want to get lost and late getting back to his children\'85
\tab So, mid way along and pausing at a stop, Cam got off the #7 to New Haven Lake (Redneckville). The stop was at Centerville, home to some five thousand residents and warranting a sufficient medical center for their needs. The City was some thirty miles away.
\tab In the day and age of EMADs there were massive detectors/preventors at all the entrance/exit doors to the facility. There were double the guards, too. Cam had no worries about EMADs, he didn\rquote t use them. But the guards could be a problem.
\page\tab Using his best Obi-Wan impersonation Cam focused on the two guards at the main entrance.
\tab\lquote you do not see me.\rquote
\tab He concentrated and waited, repeated his statement, then calmly and nonchalantly made his way up the small steps to the entrance. It wasn\rquote t so much of a security issue as it was \ldblquote appearance.\rdblquote Cam\rquote s hair, beard, eyes, scrawny bod, unclean clothes, and general overall appearance would quickly bring undue attention.
\tab The guards paid him no attention and into the facility he went.
\tab In the waiting room he took up a clipboard and began filling it out\emdash kinda. Mostly he checked the other doors, the placement of the nurse\rquote s station, more guards, and who else was in the waiting room with him. there was the television blaring\emdash news of this and that; the annoying hum of the soda machine and the water fountain droaned in the background\emdash along with the fifteen voices of the peoples sitting in the chairs.
\tab Cam focused on the nurse who came into the waiting room calling patients. Her appearance was brief, save for when she stood holding the door open until the \ldblquote patient\rdblquote came hither. When she closed the door she was unseen until appearing at the nurses\rquote area behind the check-in window and at the door again.
\tab Cam cocked his head, popped his neck and waited.
\tab\lquote call for Cameron.\rquote
\tab\ldblquote Kane. James Kane.\rdblquote the nurse said.
\tab Cam flared his nostril, squinted, and tried again.
\tab\ldblquote Leona Atchly.\rdblquote
\tab And again.
\tab Monique Meandez.\rdblquote
\tab And again.
\tab\ldblquote Frank Gropa.\rdblquote
\tab And again.
\tab\ldblquote Cam Cameron.\rdblquote
\tab Hazzah!
\tab Finding suitable clothing was of no consequence, but he needed to shave and do something with his hair if he was to make \ldblquote rounds.\rdblquote That was easily fixed with a trip to the staff lounge; picking a staffer\rquote s lock, acquiring proper toiletries and essential and then to the men\rquote s restroom where a wash of hair and a shave of face was made good.
\page\tab Cameron\rquote s hair, though, was long and shaggy and in desperate need of a \ldblquote styling.\rdblquote Cam wasn\rquote t going to go that far, he quickly washed his hair then tied it back to a pony tail. He still retained a \ldblquote spooky\rdblquote appearance with his sunken eyes and hallow cheeks. But the doctor\rquote s jacket, slacks, and shoes helped\emdash along with the freshly clean face and hair.
\tab (The doctor of whom made Cam appropriate would be later found stuffed into a janitor\rquote s basket naked with no recollection of what the hell happened to him.)
\tab Deeper into the facility Cam went, going up a floor to where \ldblquote surgeries\rdblquote took place. Surgical sutures and numbing sprays were what Cam was after, along with other suitable supplies he deemed necessary in his peculiar tidying up after a debacle of one sort or another.
\tab Along his way\emdash
\tab In an exam room a young nurse lived up to the name \ldblquote headnurse.\rdblquote She herself was NOT a headnurse, she was a little further down the run than that lofty position; but she was giving knee-service just the same to a middle aged doctor. The doctor\rquote s cock was buried completely into the young twenty-something year old nurse\rquote s mouth, her breasts were exposed and they had been engaged in serious hanky of the panky.
\tab Further down in another exam room, another young nurse was bent over a doctor\rquote s stool, her green hospital britches down, panties down; pumping steadfastly was a rather tall doctor; lanky, dark hair, dark skin. He pumped hard and determinately; rubbing the nurse\rquote s ass, spanking the nurse\rquote s ass, and driving his massive black mamba DEEP into the young woman\rquote s cunt.
\tab (A time or two he would pull out and jam his condom wrapped cock into her asshole and fuck for several pumps there before slamming his snaked back into her cunt.)
\tab At the \ldblquote East Wing\rdblquote something of more interest was worthy of Cam\rquote s attention. A private exam room beheld something of keen interest. A little mental conveyance to the two guards, a side door entry, thru an adjoining room that was vacant and unused and then\'85
\tab Kellie Vinelli had had it with her abusive father and finally had ratted him out; she claimed sexual abuse. She was eleven. She claimed that during \ldblquote disciplinary\rdblquote action that took place almost always in the bathroom, her father would pull her pants and underwear down and spank her bare bottom as hard as he could\emdash then, when she couldn\rquote t stand it any more he would rape & sodomize her.
\page\tab But it had been discovered that Kellie had a slight history of \ldblquote fibbing.\rdblquote She also had been caught shoplifting, although she claimed to have been set up by some other girls. There, too, was the ditching of classes, caught in the closet with a boy\emdash although reportedly nothing had happened (they were just \ldblquote kissing.\rdblquote )
\tab Kellie Vinelli was good in English, History, Social Studies, and even biology. However, she sucked royal roses at Math. She most often pulled a \ldblquote D\rdblquote in math, sometimes managed a paltry \ldblquote C\rdblquote . Her last test got returned to her with a big fat \ldblquote F\rdblquote .
\tab Not good.
\tab Her Dad nutted up (on her ass) and she, in turn, decided to \ldblquote fix him.\rdblquote
\tab In the dimly lit private exam room a doctor she wished was a woman squeaked on the exam stool; at her side was a woman nurse, at her feet that were in \ldblquote stirrups\rdblquote was another woman nurse. No one else was present\emdash well, save for the unseen Cam Cameron.
\tab The doctor licked his lips, he was a nominal fellow in his late 30s, green eyes, dark hair. He had his doctor \lquote gear\rquote and fiddled with a pen scribbling notes on a hospital file. When done he nodded to the nurse beside him, \ldblquote Alright, let\rquote s begin.\rdblquote
\tab The nurse pulled up the hospital gown Kellie was in, then helped push her legs together while the other nurse pulled the girl\rquote s legs up. Kellie wore powder blue panties\emdash but not for long.
\tab Kellie fussed when her panties were being pulled off, the nurse holding her legs hushed her, cooed her\emdash\ldblquote you want to be examined, don\rquote t you?\rdblquote
\tab Kellie realized, too late, she had bitten off more than she could handle. She closed her eyes, gripped the sides of the inclined exam bed and waited.
\tab Nurse Number Two slowly pulled the girl\rquote s panties up. Doctor Moxley smiled and focused on the girl\rquote s exposed vagina and anus. He nodded and received the girl\rquote s panties with noted glee. He sniffed the crotch, examined them inside then tucked them inside a jacket pocket.
\tab On with the examination\'85
\tab Dr. Moxley leaned in and took a whiff of the girl\rquote s young snatch. It was a thing of beauty; artful, prime, clean, and without its inner \ldblquote protection.\rdblquote But Dr. M was an expert in vaginal exams, the girl was not \ldblquote slut\rdblquote and probably could not have had sexual intercourse more than twice. His examination also determined that unless her Dad was a mutant freak with an abnormally SMALL dick, the girl was not being raped by him.
\page\tab Mostly likely and more likely she was engaging in willing sex with her boyfriend of her own age. It was more plausible to perceive such a notion and the good doctor made a note of it of his \ldblquote findings\rdblquote on the notepad report.
\tab His examination was not over, however. His thumbs continued to press the flesh of the girl\rquote s snatch, rubbing up and down the crevice; probing fingers expertly eased within opening the vaginal opening more; then, his tongue touched the girl\rquote s lips.
\tab Kellie tensed up, eyes bulged, breathing stopped.
\tab Dr. M applied his tongue, licking up and down the crevice opening, nuzzling his nose against her mons and \ldblquote hood.\rdblquote Kellie twisted uncomfortably but was in a \ldblquote spot.\rdblquote The nurse beside her continued to coo to her, trying to soothe her. \ldblquote This is what you wanted.\rdblquote
\tab That didn\rquote t help, Kellie began to weep.
\tab Dr. Moxley engulfed all of the eleven year old\rquote s pussy, his tongue delving into her sex sending euphoric explosions in both of them. Moxley enjoyed his doings\emdash young Kellie not so much.
\tab An orgasm was close at hand\emdash for both of them. Dr. Moxley at length ceased his cunny exam and re-positioned the girl whereas he could exam her anus. That task was even more discomforting (and embarrassing) for Kellie. She protested by saying, \ldblquote I don\rquote t want to do this anymore.\rdblquote
\tab\ldblquote Too bad,\rdblquote replied the nurse beside her, \ldblquote You started this shit now you\rquote re in it.\rdblquote
\tab Dr. Moxley was in it, too. He lubed his latex gloved finger(s) and then began the probe. Kellie\rquote s eyes bulged and the intrusion was almost more than she could bare. She wept, clenched her ass and began to struggle. A feeble attempt there was to break free and get off of the exam bed; Nurse Gretchen Hews smacked her inside thigh and stared at her with a daring glare, \ldblquote Do that again and I\rquote ll have you restrained!\rdblquote
\tab Dr. Moxley paid no attention to the young girl\rquote s distress but worked two fingers into the pre-teens anus, twisting his fingers about and working the anal rim to accept a third finger. Then, again, his tongue went to work licking her reamed hole.
\tab Nurse Hews (standing at her side) began inching up Kellie\rquote s already too short gown. The girl protested, \ldblquote Nooooo!\rdblquote in a broken voice that told to all that she was breaking down. The gown was pulled up and there was no bra. Nurse Ellen McHaster smiled as she locked her eyes away from the Doctor\rquote s doings to other doings and focused on Kellie\rquote s eleven year old breasts.
\page\tab From out of her pocket, Nurse McHaster withdrew a small slender six inch dildo. A small tube of anal lube was presented, too. Dr. Mozley took the items and applied a generous glob to Kellie\rquote s rim, then smeared more onto the slender white ridged dildo. The insertion to her anus put the young Kellie into orbit.
\tab More announcements of displeasure spilled from her mouth, she struggled to sit up and get out of the most uncomfortable position when to her inner thigh she was smacked HARD. The sting stung the girl into submission.
\tab Moxley\rquote s dildo worked her hole, going all the way, twisting this way and that\emdash and vibrating. As he worked the phallic in her hole his tongued worked her cunny into a euphoric state of being. The lips of her cunny became increasingly \ldblquote wet\rdblquote ; her stomach undulated and soon she was in fact cumming off.
\tab Before he \ldblquote came off\rdblquote himself, Dr. Moxley inserted a new dildo, this one was bigger and more lifelife. Kellie freaked out. Her legs were pulled back and held firmly by both nurses while the Doctor guided the full length of the \ldblquote examining\rdblquote probe into her anus. Kellie\rquote s pretty eyes of green fluttered oddly as she was tantalized in a manner she was unaccustomed to.
\tab\ldblquote You\rquote ve never had a cock in your ass, have you?\rdblquote Nurse Hews asked.
\tab Kellie was in a slight state of dire panic. She struggled to answer but mostly shook her head. The nurse tweaked the hapless girl\rquote s nipples, then fondled her mounds; down below on the other side of the sheet partition at her waist Nurse McHaster fingered out Kellie\rquote s poon while the good doctor humped DEEP up into Kellie\rquote s ass(hole.)
\tab The doctor was cumming, too.
\tab He pumped hard, shoving himself in as deep and as powerfully as he possibly could. Kellie thrashed about\emdash and of course, each time she did she was smacked on the thighs, her nipples tweaked, and her reamed asshole reamed a little more.
\tab Great gobs of cum spilled out of her hole\emdash this after the good doctor pulled his saucey cock out. Steam billowed up from the hole; cum squirted onto the girl\rquote s slightly virgin cunt\emdash Nurse McHaster leaned down and began licking up the spillage, nipping Kellie\rquote s major labias while working the doctor\rquote s cock, too.
\tab Nurse Hews leaned down and put her mouth to Kellie\rquote s.
\tab Doctor Moxley groaned his pleasure, squirting cum onto the side of his nurse\rquote s face. And despite his cock being freshly explunged from Kellie\rquote s rectum, Nurse McHaster took it and sucked it.
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\tab Moxley\rquote s report reported that there was nothing to substantiate Patient Kellie\rquote s claim of sexual penetration. There were no evidence of tears or abrasions and the lack of a hymen could easily be explained as the girl probably had sex with any variety of self measures\emdash fingers, cucumber, zucchini, the standard fare.
\tab While Hews had a firm lip lock on the young distraught girl, Moxley positioned himself by her, pulled down her panties and began working his finger into her sex. McHaster had a lip lock of her own tonguing out the eleven year old\rquote s pussy, finger fucking her hole with the life-like cock.
\tab There was strong desire, though, that the doctor wanted to fuck the young girl\emdash but that evidence would be too hard to explain away so he settled for humping his nurse\emdash his eyes closed he thought of screwing Kellie. The unseen Cam cocked his head, pop the bones in his neck then narrowed his eyes then began to make the mental connection.
\tab\lquote take off your clothes.\rquote
\tab Doctor Moxley had his hands on Nurse Hews\rquote hips pumping greatly with his manhood buried to the hilt in her pussy. Slowly, though, he stopped. He pulled out and slapped his hardened schlong against the woman\rquote s ass while she had finally unlipped and set her sights (lips) to Kellie\rquote s smallish mounds.
\tab Kellie thrashed her head side to side, crying and wailing.
\tab McHaster worked the dildo in Kellie\rquote s ass even more so. Kellie was a nice looking girl, short kinky brown hair, green eyes, very round face. She was an \ldblquote average\rdblquote kind of girl, sweet smile, small straight white teeth. There wasn\rquote t a lot of poon pie hair on her young cunny, McHaster took a scalpel and shaved it clean.
\tab Dr. Moxley was nude. He went to his knees behind the titty sucking Angela Hews and put his face up into her ass, licking her pooter hole. As he busied himself doing that, Nurse Tammy McHaster stopped her business to strip off her clothes. Once nude, Cam laid her across Kellie\rquote s body\emdash Kellie was unaffected by Cam\rquote s mental doings and she saw him. In her confusion, though, she had no idea what was going on and thought he was merely a part of the ordeal. And he was.
\tab Cam gave Nurse McHaster whatfor, fucking her cunt with a great deal of umph. Her breasts were squashed against Kellie\rquote s naked body preventing Kellie to move although she was not otherwise restrained.
\page\tab On the floor was Dr. Moxley, him laying out on the mixed clothes with Nurse Hews sitting on him, his cock up her ass. She laid her back onto him and raised herself up and down. Kellie watched them in awe and disbelief.
\tab When McHaster\rquote s cunt was filled to capacity with liquid goo, Cam positioned the young nurse to sit on her co-worker\rquote s face. Once this was done the two women began munching the other\rquote s twat while Doctor Moxley (on the very bottom) continued to try and fuck Hews\rquote asshole; his hands roamed all over the two women and they had a hellacious fuck-fest.
\tab Meanwhile, Cam stuffed himself into Kellie\rquote s virgin cunt.
\tab He went slowly at first; the girl fully aware of the man and fully aware that she was being raped. What confused her mostly, though, was\emdash the simple fact that though not restrained and no longer pressed into position by the nurses, she couldn\rquote t move. The new \ldblquote doctor\rdblquote made partial penetration to her and made her pussy bleed. His cock was overpowering and massively too big for her. The pumping began and there was even more torment\emdash cumulated by the insertion of an object into her asshole\'85
\tab Centerville General Hospital was a buzz with activity. Cops of every form had descended on the usually peaceful facility, news media and other sorts were there, too. On the third floor there was chaos; a nice young daughter was found spread eagle on an exam table with his testicle sac severed. Said sac was found sewn inside the mouth of a nurse. Said nurse also had her vagina freshly shaven clean and sewn up tight as well. Another nurse was likewise with some stitching done unto her well fucked asshole where sperm from the doctor would be later found. The doctor\rquote s sperm also would be found in Patient Kellie\rquote s vagina and asshole.
\tab The actual culprit had collected his supplies and made a nonchalant escape.
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