"I'm telling you Doctor, my cell phone has more computing power then all of your mainframe computers combined."

"Nonsense Keri! The mainframe is way bigger then your phone, and it has way more computing power!"

"My phone's only 2 months old. Those mainframes are several decades old. The cases have rust on them. They use reels of tape for storing data for crying out loud!"

A knock on the door stopped the argument. Keri opened the door and found a woman dressed in a white robe standing outside.

"Hello ma'am. Do you want to learn the true knowledge? Do you want to fulfill your destiny? Do you--"

"Yes! I want to know if her phone is more powerful then my computers!" the doctor said.

The woman in the robe didn't react to this rather rude interruption. She looked at the doctor for a moment, then continued talking.

"Then you should vist our supreme and wonderful leader. He has the answers to all your questions. Here's a pamphlet with directions on how to find us."

The woman handed the doctor a small booklet then went on her way.

A Volkswagen Microbus painted with flowers and psychedelic colors pulled up to a large manor house. The doctor and Keri got out of it.

"Doctor, I can't help but wonder. If you've had this hippie van all this time, why do you sleep in a much smaller car that's on cinder blocks?"

"That's my sleeping car. This here is my driving car!" the doctor replied.

Several people dressed in robes came out to greet the doctor and his assistant. Keri noticed that each and every single one of them had the exact same look on their faces. They all looked happy, serene, and just a little bit spaced out.

"Doctor, I think this is a cult."

"Nonsense! Cults are made up of insane, bloodthirsty, subhuman creatures that are afraid of light!" the doctor replied.

"Whatever."

The robed men and women led the doctor and Keri inside. They were led into a sitting room. Despite being nearly 80 degrees outside, a fire was burning in the fireplace. Seated in a throne like chair was an elderly man. This man was dressed in a robe like all the others, but while all the others had on plain white robes, his robe was a golden color.

"Welcome honored guests. Please have a seat."

The doctor and Keri sat down.

"Samantha. Please get some tea for our guests."

"Yes, leader." a woman replied. She went into another rroom and came back with two cups of tea. She handed a cup to each of them.

"I understand you have questions that you wish to have answered." the elderly man said.

"Yeah. Is her stupid cell phone more powerful then my X30 mainframe computer?" the doctor asked.

"I will tell you, but first, do have some tea please."

The doctor looked at Keri. "I betcha $5 I can drink my tea faster then you can!" he said.

"Oh, you're on!" Keri said. They both gulped the tea down.

"Excellent! That tea you just drank contains a powerful sedative. After it kicks in, you two will be taken to the conversion chambers. After you are both converted, you'll have all the answers you'll ever need."

Keri and the doctor didn't hear that last part. The room grew fuzzy and everything slowly faded to black...

When Keri's vision cleared, she found that she was standing up. A moment later, she realized that she couldn't move at all. A young man dressed in one of those white robes stood in front of her.

"Relax dear Keri. Soon the conversion will be complete. All your worries and troubles will be gone forever."

"How do you know my name?" Keri asked.

"Plot hole." the man replied.

Keri looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "O... kay... Whatever." she said.

"It will be an honor for me to mate with a pure virgin such as yourself." the man said.

Keri blinked a couple times, then burst out laughing.

"Might I inquire as to what is so amusing to you?" the robed man asked.

Keri started laughing harder. The robed man stood there for a moment, looking a bit perturbed. Then that serene, spaced out look returned to his face. He continued setting up the equipment. An I.V. needle entered Keri's arm, causing her laughing to stop. She started to hear a gentle static like sound. She began to feel disoriented. The robed man gently caressed her face.

"In an hour, you will be a new woman. Your life will be filled with happiness beyond anything you have ever experienced before!"

His words were difficult for Keri to decipher. Her head was gently tingling now. The tingling gradually intensified and as it did, Keri found it harder and harder to concentrate. She began to feel peaceful and contented. A small smile formed on her face. Her vision blurred and the room went entirely out of focus...

When Doctor Nechetohontoquatl's vision cleared, he found that he was standing up. He tried to move but found that he was restrained. A young woman wearing a robe stood in front of him.

"Hello Doctor Necketho--Nechcheato-- however you pronounce it. Just relax dear doctor. The conversion will be complete soon. Once it is completed, you will be a new man! All your worries and fears will be gone forever!"

"Uh, I don't have any worries or fears." the doctor said.

"Oh that's nonsense. Everybody has worries and fears. That is, everybody who hasn't been converted." the robed woman replied.

The doctor felt an I.V needle enter his arm. He started to hear a gentle static sound. He began to feel disoriented. Along with the disorientation, he began to feel a tingle in his head. The tingling increased, and soon the room went out of focus...

When Doctor Nechetohontoquatl woke up, he knew something was different. The entire room seemed to be sharper and more vivid looking. The robed woman was undoing the straps that bound him to the contraption.

"Welcome back to the world, doctor. How do you feel?"

"Oh I feel great!" he said.

"That's wonderful! See how wonderful it is to be converted?" The women finished undoing the restraints.

The doctor was free now. He performed a martial arts move on the woman and knocked her out cold. "Wonderful my ass!" he said.

He looked at the now unconscious woman on the floor. "Holy shit! I know Kung Fu!" he said to himself.

The doctor opened the door and walked out of the conversion room. He started looking for Keri. He checked several of the conversion rooms. No sign of her. Several men came down a staircase. They saw the doctor and ran after him. The doctor performed several more martial arts moves and knocked them unconscious.

Keri bent over the bed and spread her legs. She was about to fulfill her sole purpose in life. She was about to mate. She felt the man's penis entering her womanhood, and soon experienced a feeling of peace and serenity unlike anything she had ever felt before. With each thrust, the feelings intensified. She remained quiet. There was no urge to moan or cry out. Making noises wasn't part of her puropse.

She heard the door being kicked open, but paid no attention to it. Being curious was not part of her purpose either. The thrusts inside her ceased and she heard punching and kicking sounds. A strange, yet vaguely familiar man grabbed her and threw her over his shoulder. He carried her out of the room.

Doctor Nechetohontoquatl hurried down the hallway to the main door. The elderly man stopped him and demanded to know what he was doing. The doctor kicked the old man in the face. The cult leader fell to the floor holding his face and crying out. The doctor loaded Keri into his van. He got in, started the van, and floored it out of there.

Back at the lab, the doctor began working on a way to return them both to normal. Keri had ended up becoming a slavish cult follower who desperately wanted to have sex, and he had ended up as a super genius who strangely knew all kinds of martial arts. It was tempting to leave things as they were, however it just wasn't right.

The chamber he had built to turn ugly and/or obese women into perfect supermodels was the ideal solution. However, the doctor soon realized that the computer controlling it was far too primitive to execute the complex tasks required to restore their minds back to normal. He noticed Keri's cell phone lying on a nearby table...

The doctor removed the phones casing and started soldering wires to its internal circuit board. After a bit of modification, he plugged the circuit board into the computer consoles main data port. He then wrote a program to allow the console to interface with the cell phone. The phones CPU would do all the necessary computing tasks. The console would simply act as a bridge to the chamber's machinery.

With Keri loaded inside, the doctor set the program to execute. A countdown timer started. He then ran into the chamber and closed the door. The chamber made the usual noises and vented its steam. This went on for several more minutes. When it stopped, there was silence for a moment or two...

The door opened. Keri and the doctor stepped out. Keri looked around, then looked at herself. "Uh, Doctor? Why are you dressed in a robe? And why am I naked?"

"I haven't the faintest idea!" the doctor replied.

He walked over to the computer console and saw the circuit board from the cell phone attached to the data port. He pulled it out and threw it in a trash can.

"Hmph! Cheap 25 cent electronics!" he said.

"Do you at least know where my clothes are?" Keri asked.

"Nope. Last thing I remember was that lady talking about some place to find answers or something..." the doctor replied.

Keri sighed. "Great... Looks like I'm walking home naked again."