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I'm not going to leave a e-mail address, I have some rivals at my job that would love to get their hands on anything that makes it look like I don't live in a fake version of the 50's. Sorry. I also know that what I'm about to say will seem not very believable but I don't care. I feel amazing and I just have to tell someone. First I want to say I'm happily married. Not that the temptation isn't there, far from it. I teach at a college that will remain nameless and met ripe coeds and co-workers every day that I'd love to take home and fuck. Just rest assured that I was and still am a good boy, I learned from my dad's mistakes and always wore condoms in my single days and I don't cheat on my wife. It helps that she's a fucking hottie that's semi-secretly at least as perverted as I am but you didn't hear that from me.

We had been talking off and on about having a kid, and we weren't opposed to the idea but things just never seemed to line up just right. We went from using condoms all the time to maybe half the time but that was about it. Anyway, it started about 3 weeks before my last birthday. I've heard about married couples that gradually stopped having sex, but I had never heard of one that stopped cold turkey.

It was like a switch went off and suddenly she always had a headache or had to wake up early the next morning. 3 weeks may not seem like much to some of you, but trust me I noticed. My birthday was going to land on the sunday of a weekend so when I headed home that friday I wasn't expecting anything except bluer balls by monday. What was waiting for me however was nothing short of glorius. My wife was in our bed naked and each side of her was one of her friends.

"Sorry about the lack of humping honey, but we wanted a little insurance you would be ready for your gift. Don't worry about condoms either, just give me your baby." Well, I don't think that's what she said word-for-word but if you were in that scenario you'd be shocked too. For my birthday I was getting a 4-way with 3 beautiful women and my wife not only set it up but she'd talked the other 2 into making this a bareback-and-creampie 4-way.

I don't think a single one of us wore a stitch of clothing that whole weekend because when we weren't sleeping, eating, or using the bathroom we were fucking like nature intended. One male putting his seed in as many females as he could get away with by god it was glorious. Well a few months have passed and the results are in, bringing us to the least believable part of my little story.

This will be the part you all will be shaking your heads and saying "No Way" about. We've confirmed with a doctor that my wife is pregnant, no surprise there. I wouldn't be writing this if at least one pregnacy hadn't occured would I? She's as radiant as ever and nothing can take the smile off her face.

One of my wive's friends joined in on the 4-way partially because she hadn't had sex in a while. Also because of this she wasn't on the pill. She wasn't in a part of her cycle famous for getting knocked up in but my little guys pulled it off anyway. Finally, the piece du resistance, the 3rd woman in the 4-way. She was the smart one and actually was on the pill at the time.

However the pill doesn't work 100% of the time and here was proof. That's right. She just got back from the doctor a few days ago and confirmed it. We haven't genetically confirmed the it's mine yet but I'm the only man she's slept with in over a year that wasn't wearing a condom. She's pregnant too. That's right. I, who will remain nameless to protect my identity, not only had sex with 3 women at the same time I also impregnated all 3 of them. Yea Verily, I must be a king among men.

The four of us don't have much of an idea what exactly to do with the 3 kids, the wife and I plan to keep ours if the other 2 want to have abortions I won't stop them. Don't worry about how far in, none of the pregnancies are even showing yet.

Still, knowing that there's 3 different women all carrying my child is a neat feeling.