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**As usual with works of parody, these characters are not mine.

Michael Bluth, the inheritor of the troubled Bluth Company, had trouble sleeping as the activities of his family members continued to cause trouble. Half asleep, he rolls over and embraces the warm body sharing his bed; believing it to be his wife. However, his wife had been deceased for over a year. As he slowly came to, the woman in arms reacted to his touches and slid her body back to fully touch his. Finally awakening, he realizes that the woman that was nestling against him was his sister Lindsay. Suddenly wide awake, Michael bolts upright and turns to place his feet on the floor. Sensing that Lindsay is also stirring, he asks “Are you drunk?”

“A little,” Lindsay replies, “we need to talk.”

“Yeah, I’ll say. Are you aware that your daughter and my son have been getting physical? I mean, can you imagine anything more inappropriate?”

At this point Lindsay grabs Michael by the back of his shirt and pulls him down to the bed. Starting to breathe heavily she immediately straddles his waist, her hands forcing Michael’s shoulders into the bed. “I’m not your sister. I’m adopted.”

Startled, Michael tries to digest the information, though it gets increasingly hard to keep a clear mind as he watches his sister, from her flowing, low cut blouse down to where it just reaches the top of her low cut jeans. Clutching at his shirt she pulls him partway up and says, “Mom confirmed it. And I’ve known you’ve always found me attractive.” With her hands still tangled in his shirt, she leans in and meets his lips, startling him. Not having been previously aware of the sexual tension between the two, he’s shocked to realize how her kiss is affecting him while trapped between her legs. As Michael begins to give in, the kiss heats up, as Lindsay’s tongue begins to seek entrance into Michael’s mouth. She begins to slide her hands underneath his shirt, feeling the electricity from his skin as she begins to grind against him.

Somehow regaining his senses, Michael pulls away from Lindsay’s embrace, as the both try to regain their breath. Standing up, Michael attempts to discuss with, at least as he thought of her, his sister. Lindsay crawls to the edge of the bed and with tears starting to form in her eyes, wraps her arms around his waist, leans in and begins to cry.

“I’m sorry Michael; I just thought you wanted this. I know you haven’t gone out with many women since your wife died, and we’ve always been close.”

Michael looks down into her eyes, “Lindsay, that’s because we’re twins, at least I thought we were. You’re right; we do have an amazing connection and of course I’m attracted to you. But, I’ve never thought of you that way”. With her still in his arms, he reaches down and begins to stroke her hair. “Ok, there’s no reason for you to be crying.”

“Michael, it’s just been so long since I’ve been intimate with anyone. Tobias hasn’t pleased me in any way for over five years. And we’ve all seen how my attempts at an open relationship have worked out.”

“Maybe you just need someone you can fully love.” With this Michael pulls Lindsay up and starts where they left off. Their lips colliding again, their hearts begin to beat faster as they both realize where the night is heading. Feeling Michael’s hands grasp her butt and pull her into him, Lindsay’s mouth presses harder against Michaels. Her hands lightly clawing at his back, as she feels the lust in the pit of her stomach grow like it hasn’t for years. Their mouths part in search of more skin, Michael starts to kiss down Lindsay’s chin and begins down the slope of her neck; placing small kisses and lightly sucking her skin. Never having felt this before, Lindsay moans as the shivers travel up and down her spine, forcing her to loose her contact and fall back on the bed.

Michael follows and the two roll around the bed, hands sliding over each others bodies, finding their way underneath clothes. Both are enjoying the touch of the other sex after such a long time. They come to rest with Lindsay once again straddling Michael. With the lust in both of their eyes, Michael slowly tugs at the bottom of her blouse and raises it over Lindsay’s head. As she sits astride him, he takes in the beauty of her smallish breasts and the rose colored nipples topping them, hardening from the sexual play and being exposed to the air. He grasps her hips and slowly his hands rise over the curve of her flat stomach to cup her breasts. Raising his head, Michael takes one of Lindsay’s hard nipples in his mouth, his tongue circling the bud. Lindsay holds his head tighter to her chest, enticing him to suck on her nipples. She cries out as he increases suction, becoming a wild animal, she shoves him back and forcefully jerks his shirt off. Leaning in she kisses!
down his chest, feeling pleasure from the little moans he makes as her mouth gets lower on his torso. Reaching his waist, she tugs his pajama bottoms and boxers over his erection, leaving him naked beneath her. With awe, she traces his hardening outline with her slender fingers, seeing his cock begin to grow even bigger.

“Tobias isn’t this big. I had no idea brother”

“I can’t believe he hasn’t touched you.”

“Touch me now Michael, touch the place that’s now yours whenever you want it”

With those words, she stands up and loops her fingers in her jeans. Unsnapping the button and slowly undoing the zipper, she shimmies the jeans over her hips and down her long legs, leaving her in just white boy shorts. Looking her brother in the eye; she slides a hand over her stomach and down to meet her moistening pussy. Moaning as she slides a finger across her slit, she closes her eyes. “Take me Michael”

In a flash, Michael is off the bed and tearing Lindsay’s panties off before tossing her on the bed. Reaching between their bodies, Lindsay grasps his hard cock and slides it over her wet pussy before finally thrusting her hips up to meet his. Feeling his cock fill her completely, she screams “yesss, take me”. Overcome by his desire, Michael forgets about taking it easy and begins to thrust heavily into his sister. Feeling her walls being stretched by Michaels large cock, Lindsay wraps her legs around him, urging him to get deeper in him, “fuck me faster, take my pussy like my husband is too much of a wimp to.”

Kneeling before his sister, Michael continues to pull his cock most of the way out before pounding it back into her slender body. His shaft rubbing against her swollen clit, sending shocks down her body, as he slide completely in her, his balls slapping against her ass. “Michael, I’m coming, I’m coming” Holding his sister tight during her first orgasm, he rests his cock bottomed out in her pussy, the head pressed up against her cervix..

Coming down from her high, Lindsay begins to kiss Michael’s body again, encouraging him to keep fucking her. “Fuck me, cum in my cunt. Let me feel you shoot your seed deep in my womb”

Shocked by her words, Michael stops fucking his sister; “What about protection?”. “Just come inside me, I’ve wanted another baby ever since I’ve had Maebe. But Tobias just wasn’t man enough to be able to plant one in me. Now start fucking me again!!”

Listening to his sister, Michael leans over her, taking her nipple in his lips and biting lightly on it as he starts to thrust again. Both of them are sweating as their bodies collide, each searching to be deeper in the other. With his head burrowed into Lindsay’s shoulder, Michael’s hips begin driving her into the bed. Feeling his shaft start to swell, Lindsay grabs his ass and pulls him even tighter. “Cum in my pussy, make a baby in me. Imagine how I’ll look with my belly all swollen. My tits dripping with milk and begging for you to suck them. Oh god, I’m gonna cum again. Do it Michael” Feeling his sisters pussy start to grip his cock tighter, Michaels hips frantically drive in to her womb. Bottoming out as they groan together and feel his cock spurt inside her.

Exhausted, Michael drops to the bed, covering Lindsay with his body. Feeling his cock shrink inside his sister, he holds her tight as they lay silently enjoying the feelings that are coursing through their bodies.

Finally Michael raises his head, and kisses his sister lightly on the lips as they both fade to sleep.