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Hello, out there in Internet Land.
This is Mother Debbie, again. In my little
corner of the World Wide Web, I'm your sounding board, advisor and provider
of
motherly advice to those mothers' sons who are in the less endowed crowd.
You
know who you are. You're not jocks. You only have a weenie. You are not
very
sexually experienced. You have a mild mannered, unassuming personality.
You
are trusting, altruistic, optimistic and always looking for the good,
rather
than the worse in people, especially in the women in your life. You may
have
been labeled as a "wimp," "sissy," or "mama's
boy" by your family, friends or
others. You may be the one who's been taken advantage of, even if it was
done
with love, by your girlfriends, fiancée, wife, or mother-in-law
and sometimes by
your own mother, sister, aunt, or other relatives. You may have been lovingly
coerced into accepting a very subordinate or cuckold role in a relationship
with
the woman you love. If this is your situation, write and tell me all about
it.
Maybe my advice can help you make a decision, or offer you solace for
a decision
you've already made, or one that was made for you.
Well, let's turn to today's case.
It's a little out of the ordinary. I call
it:
"A Woman Who Loves Men"
Dear Mother Debbie,
I know you usually do not answer
letters from women, but I just don't know where
else to turn. I have thought and thought about this and I am really confused.
Charles and I married three years ago now and I really love him. People
would
say we are perfect for each other. Although it looks like Charles will
never
make partner at the law firm where he works, we certainly don't lack for
money
thanks to a very large trust fund left by Charles's grandfather.
Some women call me Charles's "trophy
wife" behind my back and titter about the
difference in our ages, but I know they are just jealous of me. Charles
bought
us a very nice house in Potomac and he loves buying me jewelry and pretty
clothes. I love the way I look in short skirts, high heels and slinky
blouses.
I'm a petite blonde and some my gossipy neighbors say I'm quite a "handful."
I'm not sure exactly what that means; certainly they aren't talking about
my D
cup titties, which are much more than a handful.
I love to dance and with the hot
clothes Charles buys me, you'd think we would
be out partying all the time. Well, we do go out frequently, but there's
the
first problem. Charles is short and a little heavy and isn't a very good
dancer. Moreover when we go out, he usually falls asleep by about 9:00
PM or
after one beer, whichever comes first. When we get to a club, I usually
find a
nice quiet corner for Charles, give him a beer, and wait a few minutes
until he
starts to nod. If it looks like he is having trouble getting off to sleep,
I
help him get off by playing with his precious little weenie until he makes
a
mess in his pants. That always does the trick. Thereafter, I spend the
night
in the arms of a series of young men who can whirl me and twirl me and
make my
little skirts fly up to show off my pretty panties, when I wear them,
or my
prettier pussy when I don't.
And that brings me to the first
dilemma: Antonio. I love to dance with Antonio.
I met him in a downtown Latin club a month or so ago and I can't get enough
of
him. He is so tall, and trim. His curly raven locks glisten in the reflected
strobe lights of our favorite boits. When I know I'm going to meet Antonio,
and
that's just about every time I have Charles take me dancing nowadays,
I
definitely leave the panties at home. Antonio also likes me to wear the
highest
heel, thinnest strap, open-toe sandals possible, which Charles gladly
buys for
me. At Antonio's suggestion I've started shaving my pussy. He says people
like
to see how wet I get whenever I'm around him. He loves showing me off
and I
love being shown off by such a hunk. He excites me so much when we Salsa
or
Merenge that when her folds me into his arms during a slow dance, I come
all
over the bulge in his tight pants pressed against my cunny. Finally around
3:00
or 4:00 AM before I reluctantly awaken Charles to take me home, Antonio
sits me
in a dark corner and I let him finger me to orgasm after orgasm. I think
I'm in
love with Antonio.
But I love Charles, too, and there
is a lot more to life than dancing and
partying. Charles's firm is an important contributor to local cultural
institutions: museums, universities and the like. Naturally we get invited
to
lots of lectures, private readings, author receptions, and that kind of
thing.
I really enjoy these events because I kept up my reading after high school
and
can hold my on talking books, or drama, or public affairs. Poor Charles
has
trouble following this kind of conversation and soon gets bored and sleepy.
Generally a glass of white wine is just as good as beer for getting him
drowsy,
so that and a little wank will have him snoozing peacefully in some
out-of-the-way place while I titter and repartee.
And that brings me to my second
dilemma: Rutherford. As you might guess, he's
English. He's the book reviewer for the "Post" and teaches modern
history at
Georgetown, so he gets invited to all these literary soirees. He is tall
with
salt and pepper hair, a thin mustache, and a bow tie, his trademark. Even
if I
didn't understand what he was talking about, I could listen to that rich
Oxbridgian accent for hours. He is so witty and charming that women flock
around him, but their husbands don't allow too much of that. I'm luckier,
so
more often than not, at the end of an evening I'm left with Rutherford,
listening to him hold forth on something terribly intellectual. His brilliance
excites me and he knows it. When we are alone and he sees how wound up
I am,
the dear will interrupt himself and fish out his lovely thick cock. He
lets me
suck it while he continues to expound some pet idea, but usually not for
very
long. I can have him filling my mouth with his delicious cream in minutes.
And
then -- I love his English sense of fair play -- Rutherford will throw
up my
skirt, bury his face in my puss, and lick and eat me to a series of explosive
orgasms. It's the mustache rubbing against my clit that does it! I think
I'm
in love with Rutherford.
But I love Charles, too, and there
is more to life than dancing and talkie
cultural events. We love going to concerts at the Kennedy Center. Music
thrills me. It doesn't matter whether it's Bhrams or Mahler. I respond
very
physically to the power of a full concert orchestra especially when Andre
is
conducting. He's my third dilemma.
Andre is Thai and when I see him
on the podium in his adorable little penguin
suit, his lithe body moving with the music, I get so wet. When Andre is
leading
the orchestra, I definitely DO wear panties, having learned the hard way,
ruining several gowns and the upholstery of more than one seat in the
Concert
Hall.
As you can probably guess by now,
Charles, wank or no wank, is snoring before
Andre has turned the first page of the score. Fortunately, they turn the
lights
down quite low and the music of the orchestra covers up my squeals as
I finger
myself while watching my divine Andre. By the end of the concert I have
usually
soaked a maxi-pad.
Then I have to rush backstage
to show Andre how much I enjoyed his music. We've
become quite good friends and he always invites me back to his dressing
room. I
know it's a cliche, with Andre being a musician and all, but he really
is the
most sensitive and caring man. I can snuggle up against him and he will
listen
to me for hours telling him things, little problems, girl talk, you know.
When
I leave, I feel so much better for having talked to Andre. Of course in
part
that's because he IS a maestro with the thick end of that baton which
he uses in
my eager little box to make me climax again and again. I think I'm in
love with
Andre.
But I love Charles, too, and there
is more to life than social events. Charles
has to earn a living or at least go through the motions, and I have a
life, too.
I make sure the household help are on their toes, shop, and keep myself
looking
good for Charles -- and Antonio, and Rutherford and Andre. I go to the
gym
three times a week, but what has helped me most is Leroy: another dilemma.
Leroy has to be one of the biggest,
most virile men I've ever seen: Michael
Jordan, but blacker. He's into bodybuilding and is his ever built! His
abs,
pects, and delts are adamantine. He has become my personal trainer and
does he
know how to give me a workout! He warms me up with the hardest, longest,
most
talented tongue I've ever had in my snatch. (Sorry, Rutherford!). When
I am
thoroughly incoherent, he pins me on my back and has me point my heels
(six inch
spikes) at the ceiling while he drills me for twenty minutes or more.
He says
it's good for my gluteals. Then we work on my abdominals by him laying
me face
down with my butt in the air and Leroy pounding my grateful pussy from
behind.
Finally he lets me relax on a table with my knees bent wide apart while
he
finishes me off, filling the extra large condom I make him wear while
I exercise
my vocal cords. I think I'm in love with Leroy.
But I love Charles, too and that's
why I'm taking so long, Mother Debbie. I
wanted you to understand the problem I face. You see, I'm almost nineteen
now
and I am really getting anxious to start having babies. Mom is on my back,
too;
she thinks there is something wrong with me. My little sister Shannon
already
has three babies now (Daddy, her algebra teacher, and the twelve year
old she
baby-sits). Several of Mom friends thought she looked so sexy fattening
up with
her son's baby, they let that scamp Josh put them back in maternity dresses,
too. Even little Sherry persuaded the same nice black boy who had knocked
up
their sixth grade teacher, to make her pregnant, too.
I went to for an examination with
a sample of Charles sperm (painstakingly
collected by three hand jobs over six days!) to find out if we could have
children. "If I were as fertile as you are," she laughed, "I'd
be careful not
sit too close to anyone on the Metro or you'll be having triplets."
She noticed
me looking at her own prominent belly "A little accident with well-hung
orderly," she explained. "On the other hand, if Charles's baby
juice is all you
have to work with, you could take a job as poster girl for Planned Parenthood."
Now I really love Charles and
I think he will be a wonderful daddy for my
babies, able to help me take good care of a clutch of little ones, but
it looks
like I will have to get one of the other men I love to be their father.
But
which one should I choose to give me the big belly I crave? I love the
grace
and stunning good looks of Antonio; he would make me such a beautiful
baby. But
I love the brilliance of Rutherford's mind; our child would be a genius.
And
with the sweetness of Andre, we would have the most adorable, loving little
boy
or girl. Yet I love the way Leroy fucks me stupid; he would have me in
the
maternity ward WEEKS before any of the others, probably with twins! You
see my
problem, Mother Debbie. How do I go about choosing?
(Signed)
Perplexed
**************
Dear Perplexed,
First let me say how nice it is
to correspond with such a sensible young woman.
You have discovered what some women never do; never try to change a man
into
what he is not. With a wisdom beyond your years, you have already realized
that
women require many different men to serve our many different needs. It
is
otiose to try to get just one of them to cover all the bases. In this,
women
are just the opposite of men, who have only ONE need, and any woman with
a hole
in the right place can satisfy it.
You are particularly smart to
understand that only by accident would the man who
would be a good daddy for a woman's baby, also be the man she would want
to
choose as its father. I see, however that you have not taken your insights
to
their logical conclusion. You are still thinking of CHOOSING a father,
and of A
father.
Taking up the second point first,
there is no reason that all your children
should have the same father. Aside from the fun of letting lots of different
men make you pregnant, circumstances change. You seem to have some excellent
candidates lined up for putting a baby in your cute little belly right
now, but
ten or eleven months from now when you are ready to become a mother again,
you
may have even better ones. On the other hand, you'd better hold onto that
Charles; you're not likely to find another man as well endowed financially
and
as poorly endowed physically as he. And his docility, his lack of libido,
what
a perfect husband! Keep that little treasure happy by wanking him till
his eyes
cross!
Now, as for choosing the father,
that is quite unnecessary and even
evolutionarily counterproductive. A clever woman, and I can tell you are
clever
my dear, sets up a sperm war. You should be able to arrange a friendly
orgy
during your fertile period at which you allow ALL off the lucky men to
pump you
so full of jism it runs out your eyeballs. Get that twat awash with sperm;
and
may the best wiggler win!
Now some women are concerned about
managing a pack of potential fathers, fearing
that they will be jealous of each other. Sometimes women even take the
cowardly
way out and cheat. Never do that, honey! It is perfectly alright to cheat
on
your husband, but you must be totally honest with your lovers. They should
know
all about each other. Once they see what you are up to, why should there
be any
jealousy? Would Rutherford want take you dancing? Is Leroy interested
in
discussing Sartre or listening to Telemann? Of course not! So long as
you keep
their balls drained, something a little minx like you should have no trouble
doing with just four men, you can keep them all happy.
And here you see another advantage
of getting yourself knocked up at an
intramural gang-bang. None of your lovers can be sure until you deliver
whether
you are carrying his baby or not. So all are likely to be extra solicitous
of
your pleasure as your tummy and tits explode. Of course there are going
to be
three disappointed erstwhile fathers (four if you count Charles) when
you
finally pop the little bugger out, but by then everyone should be looking
forward to the next event.
I hope this advice helps you,
dear. Please write in nine months to tell me
whose it is. I'm rooting for kinky hair.
Love,
Mother Debbie
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