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Subject: Lisa's Project (The Simpsons)
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005 19:20:24 -0000
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Lisa's Project
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Bart was watching TV one lazy afternoon. Suddenly Lisa walked into the
room...
Lisa: Bart! THERE you are. I need you to help me with my science
project.
Bart: What? I'm not helping you.
Lisa: Please, you HAVE to! Miss Hoover wants us to write a report on the
male human body. So... please?
Bart: Oh, fine.
Bart turned the TV off and followed Lisa into her room.
Lisa: Okay then. First I have to mesure your penis.
Bart: WHAT?!
Lisa: Bart, I have to do this for school. So just take off your clothes
so I can measure your penis.
Bart: Fine then. But you oh me.
Bart took off his clothes so he sat on Lisa's bed naked. He immediatly
got an errection, and Lisa got out her ruler. She measured it and wrote
down something in her notebook.
Bart: Now what?
Lisa: Umm... I have to find out what your balls are used for.
Bart: Hmm... even I don't know that.
Lisa picked up a knife.
Lisa: Could I... slice them open and see how they look?
Bart: What?!
Lisa: I don't think it'll effect you or anything. Just a little cut.
Bart: Mm... fine.
Lisa used one hand to move Bart's penis out of the way, and then she
sliced Bart's ball sack open. Bart screamed in pain but Lisa ignored it.
Lisa: Interesting. Thanks.
Bart: What now?!
Lisa: Hmm... I have to find out how reproduction works. Oh, just a
minute.
Lisa got some sticky tape and taped the cut on Bart's ball sack
together.
Bart: I don't even know what reproduction MEANS.
Lisa: Hmm. Well mom's sleeping right now. Follow me.
Bart followed Lisa into Marge's room, where Marge was sleeping. She was
sleeping NAKED, which made it easier for Lisa.
Lisa: Great! You and mom are naked. Now I want you to silently stick
your penis into Marge's vagina.
Bart: What'll that do?
Lisa: It's just for school! Now go!
Bart got onto the bed and put his penis into Marge's vagina.
Lisa: Now move up and down.
Bart did so, so sperm shot into Marge's vagina.
Bart: This feels good!
Lisa: Cool!
Suddenly Marge woke up.
Marge: BART!!!
Lisa: Run!
Lias and Bart ran out of the room and back into Lisa's, quickly shutting
the door.
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THE END