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Subject: IRONIC
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IRONIC.
So this fucking guy walks up to us at the bar and just sort of grins.
Like a real idiot. Me and Sheery look at each other and start laughing.
What a fuckling loser! We turn to each other and try to ignore this jerk
but he doesn't leave. I happened to glance down to check my pocket book
when I see he has his dick out. WOW! Fucking thing is just hanging there
about eight inches down and soft. Not skinny soft mind you. Fat soft.
You know the type. Nice circumsized cock. Pale white. No hair that I
can see. Fucking jerk probably thinks he's a porn star and shaves his
cock hairs. That's okay. I hate a mouth full of hair. Prefer a mouth
full of cock. Also like the balls clean.
Anyway, Sherry starts talking and looking around and not really paying
attention. I on the other hand look at this asshole in a slightly
different light. He's still standing there.Smiling. Not saying a word.
His dick is hanging out. Getting a little longer … a little fatter. I
move my hand so that the back of it brushes over the head. It jumps a
little. And swells a little more. Sherry is going on and on about some
nonsense and this guy just smiles and looks at me. I keep my eyes on
Sherry and reach back with my other hand and gently palm his cock.
Softly squeezing it. It gets bigger. But still soft. Now it's about nine
inches and beautifully plump. This is going to be fun.
I squeeze it some more and pull a little. Bigger still. Asshole keeps
smiling. But now, the cock is getting harder. Nice. I pump it a bit.
Always looking straight ahead. Listening to Sherry but watching jerko
and his cock. Really big now. And the head is like the size of a plum. I
pinch it with my long nails. Hard. His fucking dick leaps as if he likes
it. Asshole. I pinch it again. Throbbing now. I turn to face the bar and
switch hands. Now I'm holding him in my right hand. Sherry's on my left.
This guy is now looking at me through the bar's mirror as I pump him
ever so slowly but with just the right pressure. I feel the veins. I
pull the skin back and forth. Slowly.
When my hand reaches the base of his cock I hold it there and squeeze
tight. The cock swells and stretches. So big now. I move my left hand
over and scrape the tip with my pinky finger nail. The head swells nice.
The cock slit easily accepts my finger nail. About half an inch. I pump
his cock a few times but keep my finger in place. See what it's like?
How do you like it asshole? He seems to like it just fine. I know this
guy is going to shoot his load all over my hand but I keep my finger in
place. Pump. Pump. Swell. Swell. Burst!
The cum splatters all over my hand, his dick, my leg. Pump. Pump. More
cum. Squeeze it tight! Drain it. More cum. He just smiles. When he's
done he just zips up, tells the bartender to buy us a round and walks
away.
Wow. Sherry sees the look on my face now and looks at the mess in my
hand. "Where'd you get that?" she says. I push my hand under her short
little skirt and rub the cum into her pussy. There's more where that
came from I say. I unzip my own pants and show her.