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From: Renaissance Man <wc@icon.co.za>
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Subject: Re: Our threesome pizza fantasy come true
Date: Tue, 07 Oct 2003 06:54:08 +0200
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well Im off pizza for a while.
c"
"Assassin" <assassin@tehawk.com> wrote in message
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>
> <FreeTopping@hanmail.net> wrote in message
> news:3F807661.15960.109FA4A@localhost...
> > Let me first preface this story with a little bit of background
> information. I am a
> > pizza delivery driver and my girlfriend quite often rides with me on my
> runs. We are
> > by no means an attractive couple due to our looks, weight and overall
> bodily
> > hygiene. For the longest time my girlfriend and I have fantasized about
a
> discrete
> > encounter with a third party, preferably someone of the female
persuasion.
> Sadly
> > my significant other and I came to realize that our dream of hot
threeway
> sex with a
> > buxom babe might never come to fruition.
>
> Maybe if the two of you took a bath and lost a lot of weight.
>
>
> > We so desperately wanted to share our
> > love with another and knew there had to be a way. That dream came true
> last
> > Saturday evening.
> > One of our regular customers on Saturday nights is a very cute and
> juicy blonde.
> > She is toned, has a great ass and a darling face not to mention she is a
> great
> > tipper. My girlfriend and I waited for the next time she ordered. Turns
> out the order
> > was a large with maybe four or five toppings and being a short delivery
> run we had
> > plenty of time to implement our plan. Since we could not have this girl
in
> a real life
> > three-way we decided to make her our lover vicariously. How did we
> accomplish
> > this you ask?
> > My girlfriend pulled the pizza from the foil bag and rested it
steaming
> on my lap
> > as we parked in a secluded location. She unzipped me seductively and
> pulled out
> > my warm throbbing salami. We opened up the pizza box and let the heat
and
> > steam dissipate as she took my hunk of pulsating manmeat and positioned
it
> over
> > the pie. Using the pizza grease on her fingertips as lubrication she
began
> to stroke
> > me over and over until my balls were aching for release. We stared
> lovingly into
> > each others eyes, my cock mere inches from the blonde's pizza, precum
> dripping
> > onto the pepperoni. My orgasm built and reached a crescendo, sticky
> rivulets of
> > sperm erupted onto the pizza, melting into the cheese and toppings. I
> leaned back
> > spent as my woman closed the box back up and we proceeded to the
delivery.
> > Needless to say it was a night we will never ever forget, the night we
> brought
> > another into our relationship and affirmed our love.
> >
>
> That is just gross and nasty and it just shows yet another reason not to
use
> pizza delivery drivers.
>
>
>