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Subject: Re: Our threesome pizza fantasy come true
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<FreeTopping@hanmail.net> wrote in message
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> Let me first preface this story with a little bit of background
information. I am a
> pizza delivery driver and my girlfriend quite often rides with me on my
runs. We are
> by no means an attractive couple due to our looks, weight and overall
bodily
> hygiene. For the longest time my girlfriend and I have fantasized about a
discrete
> encounter with a third party, preferably someone of the female persuasion.
Sadly
> my significant other and I came to realize that our dream of hot threeway
sex with a
> buxom babe might never come to fruition.
Maybe if the two of you took a bath and lost a lot of weight.
> We so desperately wanted to share our
> love with another and knew there had to be a way. That dream came true
last
> Saturday evening.
> One of our regular customers on Saturday nights is a very cute and
juicy blonde.
> She is toned, has a great ass and a darling face not to mention she is a
great
> tipper. My girlfriend and I waited for the next time she ordered. Turns
out the order
> was a large with maybe four or five toppings and being a short delivery
run we had
> plenty of time to implement our plan. Since we could not have this girl in
a real life
> three-way we decided to make her our lover vicariously. How did we
accomplish
> this you ask?
> My girlfriend pulled the pizza from the foil bag and rested it steaming
on my lap
> as we parked in a secluded location. She unzipped me seductively and
pulled out
> my warm throbbing salami. We opened up the pizza box and let the heat and
> steam dissipate as she took my hunk of pulsating manmeat and positioned it
over
> the pie. Using the pizza grease on her fingertips as lubrication she began
to stroke
> me over and over until my balls were aching for release. We stared
lovingly into
> each others eyes, my cock mere inches from the blonde's pizza, precum
dripping
> onto the pepperoni. My orgasm built and reached a crescendo, sticky
rivulets of
> sperm erupted onto the pizza, melting into the cheese and toppings. I
leaned back
> spent as my woman closed the box back up and we proceeded to the delivery.
> Needless to say it was a night we will never ever forget, the night we
brought
> another into our relationship and affirmed our love.
>
That is just gross and nasty and it just shows yet another reason not to use
pizza delivery drivers.