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Subject: Re: Our threesome pizza fantasy come true
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FreeTopping@hanmail.net wrote:
> Let me first preface this story with a little bit of background
> information. I am a pizza delivery driver and my girlfriend quite
> often rides with me on my runs. We are
> by no means an attractive couple due to our looks, weight and overall
> bodily
> hygiene. For the longest time my girlfriend and I have fantasized
> about a discrete encounter with a third party, preferably someone of
> the female persuasion. Sadly
> my significant other and I came to realize that our dream of hot
> threeway sex with a buxom babe might never come to fruition. We so
> desperately wanted to share our
> love with another and knew there had to be a way. That dream came
> true last
> Saturday evening.
> One of our regular customers on Saturday nights is a very cute and
> juicy blonde.
> She is toned, has a great ass and a darling face not to mention she
> is a great
> tipper. My girlfriend and I waited for the next time she ordered.
> Turns out the order was a large with maybe four or five toppings and
> being a short delivery run we had plenty of time to implement our
> plan. Since we could not have this girl in a real life three-way we
> decided to make her our lover vicariously. How did we accomplish
> this you ask?
> My girlfriend pulled the pizza from the foil bag and rested it
> steaming on my lap
> as we parked in a secluded location. She unzipped me seductively and
> pulled out
> my warm throbbing salami. We opened up the pizza box and let the heat
> and
> steam dissipate as she took my hunk of pulsating manmeat and
> positioned it over
> the pie. Using the pizza grease on her fingertips as lubrication she
> began to stroke
> me over and over until my balls were aching for release. We stared
> lovingly into
> each others eyes, my cock mere inches from the blonde's pizza, precum
> dripping
> onto the pepperoni. My orgasm built and reached a crescendo, sticky
> rivulets of
> sperm erupted onto the pizza, melting into the cheese and toppings. I
> leaned back
> spent as my woman closed the box back up and we proceeded to the
> delivery.
> Needless to say it was a night we will never ever forget, the night
> we brought
> another into our relationship and affirmed our love.
Dear God, I was laughing so hard I damn near fell out of my chair.
I've seen the R O F L acronym used many a time, but this time it is well
deserved!
ROFL
Rusty