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From: Starshine Moonbeam <silverbells@tacoshells.com>
Newsgroups: alt.pizza.delivery.drivers,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.sex.stories
Subject: Re: Our threesome pizza fantasy come true
Date: Mon, 06 Oct 2003 00:58:32 -0500
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In article <3F807661.15960.109FA4A@localhost>,
"FreeTopping@hanmail.net"(FreeTopping@hanmail.net) dropped a +5 bundle of
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> Let me first preface this story with a little bit of background information. I am a
> pizza delivery driver and my girlfriend quite often rides with me on my runs. We are
> by no means an attractive couple due to our looks, weight and overall bodily
> hygiene. For the longest time my girlfriend and I have fantasized about a discrete
> encounter with a third party, preferably someone of the female persuasion. Sadly
> my significant other and I came to realize that our dream of hot threeway sex with a
> buxom babe might never come to fruition. We so desperately wanted to share our
> love with another and knew there had to be a way. That dream came true last
> Saturday evening.
> One of our regular customers on Saturday nights is a very cute and juicy blonde.
> She is toned, has a great ass and a darling face not to mention she is a great
> tipper. My girlfriend and I waited for the next time she ordered. Turns out the order
> was a large with maybe four or five toppings and being a short delivery run we had
> plenty of time to implement our plan. Since we could not have this girl in a real life
> three-way we decided to make her our lover vicariously. How did we accomplish
> this you ask?
> My girlfriend pulled the pizza from the foil bag and rested it steaming on my lap
> as we parked in a secluded location. She unzipped me seductively and pulled out
> my warm throbbing salami. We opened up the pizza box and let the heat and
> steam dissipate as she took my hunk of pulsating manmeat and positioned it over
> the pie. Using the pizza grease on her fingertips as lubrication she began to stroke
> me over and over until my balls were aching for release. We stared lovingly into
> each others eyes, my cock mere inches from the blonde's pizza, precum dripping
> onto the pepperoni. My orgasm built and reached a crescendo, sticky rivulets of
> sperm erupted onto the pizza, melting into the cheese and toppings. I leaned back
> spent as my woman closed the box back up and we proceeded to the delivery.
> Needless to say it was a night we will never ever forget, the night we brought
> another into our relationship and affirmed our love.
You jizzed on someone's pizza?
Fucking gross !!!
Try not to cum all over the front counter while you're picking up your
final paycheck.
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