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Bird Brained

Chapter 1

by L K Baxter

I got this idea from a story in a recent New Yorker about a
jealous husband who comes back from the dead  as  a  parrot
and is purchased by his wife.  I  took  it  in  a  slightly
different path.  Essentially, it's  a  wife-watching  story
with a twist.

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I admit it was a little stupid of me, checking  up  on  her
like I did, but she had been going on about  this  new  guy
where she works even though  she  doesn't  work  with  him.
Okay, she only mentioned him three times, things like,  "Oh
that car in the commercial, the new guy in  accounting  has
one just like it."  Stuff like that.

He wasn't the first.  I was sure of that.  I never was able
to find any real proof, just little  things  like  ever  so
often an odor that, to me, smelled like someone  else,  the
way she would talk about some new guy at  work.   I  looked
for black hairs in the bed: my hair was brown, going  grey,
and I knew her eyes were drawn to darker, more macho  guys.
I mean, I wasn't a wimp, but I wasn't Italian, either.

So, one Saturday when she was out shopping, I drove by  his
place, the one with the car just like in the commercial  in
the driveway.  I didn't see her car, but I did see an  open
window on the second floor.  I could hear sounds from  that
window.  A large limb from a tree ended  just  outside  the
window, so I climbed up.  The limb wasn't as  large  or  as
strong as it looked from the ground.  I guess I  should  be
grateful that I landed on my head when it  broke.   I  died
instantly and didn't have  to  explain  what  I  was  doing
there.

I'm not sure how long it was, but to me, the next  thing  I
knew, I was parrot just hatched from the egg.  Time  didn't
mean much to me, and I don't remember much until I  was  in
the pet shop next to a blue-front Amazon who I  knew  would
break my heart, so I didn't let her.

And in  walked  my  wife  ...   with  some  muscle-chested,
blacked haired guy I instantly hated.  I called him  Mario.
As she walked past my cage, I said, "Hello," and moved near
the bars.  She stopped and said,  "Pretty  bird,"  reaching
through the cage to ruffle my feathers.  The  owner  opened
the cage and let her ruffle my feathers some more.   I  was
finally able to repeat "Pretty bird" to  her.   Mario  came
by, and I took a little snap at him.  Nothing serious,  but
enough to let him know who I liked and that he  better  not
fuck with me.  Gwen just laughed  it  off,  turned  to  the
owner and said, "I want him."  Mario wasn't too crazy about
it, but Gwen wanted me and that was that.

It was strange being back in my home, but Gwen  sprang  for
the big cage and a lot of toys, so I was  content.   I  was
even more content when Mario  left.   Gwen  paid  attention
only to me, and he didn't like it.

For a few days, everything was fine.  Gwen would come  home
and ruffle my feathers or play with me, at least as much as
you can play with a parrot.  I was learning more words.

After about a week, Gwen came home,  made  a  half  hearted
ruffle, and headed straight for the bedroom.  "Not tonight,
Pretty Boy," that's what she  called  me,  "Mommy's  got  a
date."  I knew that technically  she  was  single  and  she
didn't know it was me, but I really didn't like  the  idea,
especially when I saw what she was  wearing.   The  bedroom
was just down the hallway from the living  room,  where  my
cage was.  The dresser was positioned so that I  could  see
the bed -- hell I could see  almost  all  of  the  room  --
reflected in the mirror.

She was wearing her black lace bra  and  panties  with  the
matching  garter  and  hose,  the  ones  I  got  her   from
Victoria's Secret, the ones I got her for our  anniversary!
She was also wearing a short, low-cut blue dress ...   blue
was always her color ...  that really showed off her  tits,
which I must admit are very nice.

Gwen was always, well, cute.  I guess most would  not  have
said she was beautiful, at least not if Claudia Schiffer is
your standard, but she was, is, very attractive: petite  --
barely 5'3", soft  green  eyes,  slightly  pug  nose,  high
cheekbones.  Usually, she kept her blonde hair rather short
and I liked it that way; it wouldn't hide her face.  I know
some may think she could stand to  lose  five  pounds,  but
where I couldn't imagine.  Like I said, she has  very  nice
tits and also has a nice ass.

She wasn't gone long ...  a few hours maybe  ...   and  she
didn't come back alone.  It wasn't Mario.  This guy  was  a
little taller at least 6', maybe 6'2" with brown hair.   He
was a little thiner, that is not so broad in the shoulders.
Not an adonis, but not bad looking.

I hated him, too.  She went to make coffee while he  looked
around the living room.  He made a few  hesitant  pokes  at
the cage, which I ignored, until he gave up and sat on  the
couch.

She came in with the coffee and sat  next  to  him  on  the
couch.  "I had a good time, Dave," she started.  "I  really
needed this, especially now."

He  suddenly  sat  forward,  almost  spilling  his  coffee.
"Omigod, that's right!  It's been almost a year since  your
husband fell from my tree!"

I didn't which I more surprised at: that I'd been dead  for
a year or that this was the accountant with  the  car  from
the commercial.

"Did you ever find out what he was doing there?"

"No, but I know he got  jealous  sometimes,  though  why  I
don't know.  I never cheated on him."

"Never."

"Never.  I know I mentioned you a few times,  but  hell,  I
mentioned a lot of people  from  work."   Dammit,  she  was
right, she did mention other people.  I never  said  I  was
smart.  Intelligent maybe, but  not  smart.   "I  guess  he
decided to checkout the 'competition.'"

"I was competition?"

"No, no.  I would never have cheated on Tim ..."   Now  she
tells me.  "but I always had the  feeling  he  thought  you
were.  That's one of the reasons I always turned you  down.
Besides, you reminded me of how Tim died."

"You haven't dated since then?"

"Oh, I've gone out a few times, but I  just  wasn't  ready.
This last guy was just a muscle bound  jerk.   One  of  the
reasons I bought Pretty Boy was because he took a  snap  at
the bozo.  He knew instantly what it took  me  a  while  to
realize."

"I wonder what that says about me," Dave said as  he  shook
his head.  "He just ignored me."

"I guess that leaves it open," Gwen said as she  smiled  at
him.  I should've bitten the bastard's fingers off.

"So why'd you decide to go out with me?"

"I don't know.  I guess it was  just  the  right  time.   I
guess I was  tired  of  not  trying.   Why'd  you  ask  me,
especially after Tim died outside your house?"

"Why?  I don't know.  You're attractive, intelligent...   I
remember you standing there, trying to understand what  was
happening, and all I wanted to do was put  my  arms  around
you and comfort you, but I knew I couldn't."

She looked at him and said, "Like this?"  and  hugged  him.
He was surprised for a few seconds, then hugged  her  back.
They stayed that way for a few minutes  before  she  lifted
her face and kissed him.  He pulled back  and  said,  "Are,
are you sure?"

"Hush and kiss me."  And he did.

At first it was just a simple kiss, but then I saw tongues.
She pushed him down on the couch; her dress started  riding
up -- and it didn't have far  to  go.   His  hands  started
caressing her, reaching under  what  little  of  her  dress
covered her to cup her  ass.   She  sat  up,  unzipped  her
dress, and took it off.  Without stopping, she took off her
bra.  He pulled her to him, his mouth licking, sucking  her
tits.  While he suckled, she undid his  shirt.   He  wasn't
super muscular, but I could see that he worked out.  So did
Gwen.   She  scooted  back,  leaned  forward,  and  started
licking his nipples; as she  worked  down  his  chest,  her
hands were busy unbuckling his pants.  He  pushed  and  she
stood up as he removed the rest of his clothes; she  pushed
him back.  He was already almost fully erect  as  she  took
him in her mouth.  He was average, maybe a  little  bigger,
6-7" tops.  From my perch, I could see Gwen was  using  her
usual technique: after wetting the shaft  she  was  licking
the head, paying attention to  the  hole  then  moving  her
mouth up and down the sides of the shaft before  taking  as
much as she could in her mouth.  Like I said, she's petite,
so she couldn't take the while thing, her hand stroking  up
and down, her tongue wrapping around the head.  After a few
minutes, she suddenly moved up, wrapping his cock with  her
tits, fucking him, taking the head into her mouth with each
stroke.  She moved back down and -- I don't know  how,  she
never could with me and I was the same size he was  --  she
took the entire cock into her mouth.  He  started  cumming;
still, she kept him in her mouth.  As much as she seemed to
try, she wasn't able to swallow it all; some  dribbled  out
of the corners of her mouth.

He lay back, breathing heavily as she slipped  his  phallus
from her mouth, the most wicked smile I had  ever  seen  on
her slowly appearing.  She  slowly  lay  back  and  scooted
forward  until  her  still  panty-clad  pussy  brushed  his
wilting cock.  He leaned  over  her,  pulling  the  panties
down, her hands reaching for the garter.

"No, leave 'em on," he told her as he started kissing  down
her abdomen, then to her thighs.  He seemed to be  avoiding
her pussy, kissing, licking everywhere  but  there,  and  I
realized it was getting her hot with anticipation when  she
yelled, "Lick my pussy, lick my clit!"  with  more  passion
than I had ever heard from her.   Finally,  he  did  a  few
tentative licks to the slit before  he  rolled  his  tongue
until it was almost a small dick and  started  fucking  her
with it.  He stuck one finger in her,  pulled  it  out  and
slowly pushed it into her ass.  She shuddered, and  I  knew
she was close to cumming.  I guess he did to, because  that
was when he took her clit into his mouth, sucking on it  as
she came.

As she lay back, trying to catch her breath, she asked him,
"Where'd you learn to eat pussy like that?"

"I've an older brother who LOVES girl-girl porn."

"Very funny.  Be back in a moment."

She walked to the bedroom.  In the mirror, I could see  her
rummaging through  the  nightstand  drawer.   She  returned
carrying some condoms.

"Were you expecting this?"  he asked.

She shrugged and said, "These were my husband's."

He was getting hard again.  I guess she decided to help him
along, because she bent over and took him into  her  mouth.
In no time he was hard, and she reached over for one of the
rubbers and put it on him.   Straddling  him,  she  lowered
herself until he was all the way in her.  She seemed to  be
savoring the feeling for a few moments before  she  started
slowly fucking him, his hands caressing her tits.  He moved
his hand to cup her ass as she started bucking harder.  The
went on this way for a few minutes before he  suddenly  sat
up, still holding her, still in her.  She wrapped her  legs
around his waist as rolled her over onto her back, her  ass
at the edge of the couch; now he was able  to  control  the
tempo, alternating between long,  slow,  deep  strokes  and
fast, hard thrusts; bending over, he alternated between her
tits, taking one nipple into his mouth and then the next.

Gwen was never very vocal (soft, low moans  were  more  her
style, though she did have her moments), but after  10,  15
minutes of this, she started  moaning  louder  and  louder,
"Fuck me!  I'm cuuummmmmiiinnngg!"

>From the look on his face, he wasn't very far  behind.   No
cum shot, and the rubber captured all, so it was only  when
he slowed down and slipped out of her did I realize it  was
over.  They lay there, holding each other, kissing.

After a few minutes, I heard Gwen say, "Stay the night?"

"Gladly," was his only reply.

Slowly, they gathered  their  clothes  and  went  into  the
bedroom, but not for long before they  came  out  and  went
into the bathroom together.  I couldn't see a thing, but  I
heard one of them turn on the shower as they both  got  in.
They were there for a long time, the unmistakable sounds of
fucking wafting just over the sound  of  the  shower.   (If
they were going to fuck there, what the hell did they  need
the goddam condoms for?)

They left the bathroom and headed to bed.  The lights  went
off, and I guessed they were done for the night,  but  some
time during the night,  I  was  awoken  by  the  sound  her
yelling, "Fuck my ass!  Fuck it!  Yes!  Yes!  Yeess!"   The
only light came from the small  reading  lamp  Gwen  always
kept by the bed, but it was so dim I couldn't see a  thing.
Finally they ended, and all I heard from then  on  was  the
slow, stead breaths of two people  fast  asleep.   I  don't
think I got another wink that night.

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