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Subject: Title story: "Men Are Us" Author: Janet Dubois 61155377
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Date: Sun, 04 Dec 2005 00:01:15 +0000
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Men Are Us
As I mentioned in my last story, Carol and I had decided after our latest
lovemaking session to visit the local pubs and try out a man, just for a change
of pace. We didn't want to stay too close to home, so we headed down to
Portland. There are dozens of bars and 'wild and crazy guys' in every one.
Our first stop was a drug store to pick up some condoms. Naturally, I don't
normally use them, except on special occasions as a cover for my dildoes, but I
was astounded at the plethora of colors and shapes. We decided on some ribbed
Excitas and bought three from a somewhat frumpy older lady. It was obviously
distasteful for her to have to sell them. We just giggled and enjoyed her
embarrassment.
The first bar we entered was pathetically barren. One of the disadvantages in
visiting away from home is not knowing where the 'hot' spots are. After a couple
more failures, we finally found a bar we jokingly referred to as Men 'R' Us,
because of the number of men, elbow to elbow. At first, we thought that we were
in a gay mens' bar, but it only took about three minutes for the lines to start.
Since I realized my preference for women, I have slept with three men, but
they were already acquaintences, so it had been a long time since I had heard
the openers men use. I had to rely on Carol to let me know which lines were
original. At least there were a few gentlemen in the bar, so before we could
order, we had drinks delivered from 'the guy with the lousy rug'. We spent the
next hour drinking, dancing and deciding which of the hunks would take us
home. We had already decided that whoever we selected, it would have to be a
pair and they would have to be willing to follow us up to the mountains. We
finally found a couple of roommates {Burt and Ernie, believe it or not} and
gave them directions to my house. By the time we reached the house, it was
nearly eleven p. m.
I fixed drinks for all and Burt, a loan officer at one of the banks, produced
some coke and pot. I declined because I don't like coke and am fearful of
smoking in front of strangers. Neither Ernie nor Carol were as hesitant and it
wasn't long until the three of them had white powder all over their faces. I had
to laugh when it struck me that if the police should knock on the door, I would
tell them that we had all had a powdered doughnut fit.
After a little while, the drugs and alcohol took affect and the talk turned to
how a couple of foxes could survive in the wilds without men. Carol and I
giggled as we traded knowing glances about our customary sexual practices, but
neither of us said anything. Finally, Burt suggested that should we decide to
get intimate, there was no time like the present.
Ernie and Carol had already decided upon the fur blankets on the living room
floor, leaving Burt and I to my play room. I have never figured out why, but I
can't fuck a man in my own bed. {Women, yes, but men, no.} In any case, he was
impressed by the array of erotica I had set out before leaving. I carefully
placed the condom on the vanity next to the bed and made sure that Burt knew
that he would be using it. Oddly enough, not only did he not protest, a
surprise, but he produced some Saran Wrap. I asked him what it was for and he
informed me that because of the sexually transmitted diseases around, it was the
only safe way to perform cunnilingus. His delicacy in speech impressed me.
In a matter of seconds, we were kissing. His hands started on my back, covertly
checking for the non-existant bra, and then slid down to my ass. It was nice to
have someone else take the dominant role in sex and I enjoyed his gentle kisses
on my neck and down to my tits. I could feel his tongue through my blouse and
couldn't wait for him to undress me. After pulling of my blouse and commenting
on how firm and yet tender my boobs were, he unzipped my jeans. {Flattery will
get you everywhere!} He started to massage my thighs and slowly moved his
fingers up to my crotch, while continuing ...
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