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From: Deadly Ernest <ernest@bywatern0spam.net.au>
Subject: Re: {ASSD} I got off my lazy butt and...
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rache wrote:
> Started updating my ASSTR web site!! That's fairly amazing, so much so
> that I just had to share it someplace.
>
> It's still on the corner between the Dildo Emporeum and the
> Caffeinated Clown at http://www.asstr.org/~rache/index.htm
> and I have a really cool Index2 page...And yes, it is a joke! God! No
> more offers, okay? I'm booked solid through 2009...Sorry.
>
> I added the text.zip and HTML versions of Talis, Reasons Until After,
> Fuckface, Dog Whore, Dirty Little Whore, Loren, and whatever else I
> wrote in the first half of 2008.
>
> I also updated a bunch of stories, edited Little Birds, World Beneath,
> Dick, Dead Pool, Bobbing Charlene, How of Why, and a bunch of
> those...Including Girl Fag and I added four new chapters to that and
> reorganized it. It's too big to do a repost on ASSM at 38 chapters,
> but I might try someday.
>
> I'm still abusing ASSTR's limited bandwidth and I feel only slightly
> better about it by sending those great people a small contribution to
> help with the big upgrade thing. It wasn't much, but I mention it here
> because I do want to urge in a gentle, friendly way that those of you
> who enjoy ASSTR and use it might consider a donation. I just really
> love the site and the services and the people working to make it
> happen. So that's my pitch! :) That didn't hurt and I didn't turn
> blonde! Wow!
>
> And finally, long as I'm here, I'll share a little something that I
> wrote only because it made my brain hurt...I mean it made me giggle
> and it's really, really short!!:
>
> ==========================
>
> The Pussy Next Door
> by Bring Your Own Bob
>
> Copyright 2008 B.Y.O.B. for RR Enterprises all rights reserved.
> Story Codes: True, Rom, Petting, Mast, Oral, Cheat
> Synopsis: I thought I had the perfect life until the night my bitch
> came home smelling like pussy.
>
> The Pussy Next Door
> by Bring Your Own Bob
>
>
>
> It was a Friday. I remember it well because I was sitting in front of
> the television licking my balls. I glanced at the clock, but time
> means very little when your hungry and I was ready to eat a horse.
> Where the hell was she?
>
> "Gab gawb wup ab haw!" she said and I was right there at the door to
> greet her.
>
> The bitch never made a whole lot of sense and I think she got
> frustrated because I didn't listen to her, but honestly, what was the
> point? She reached out for me and stroked my face lovingly. We'd been
> together a long time. I caught her dark eyes looking into mine and
> they always bothered me for some reason. I could never look into them
> for very long and she knew it. The bitch teased me with little games
> like that and I found it somewhat annoying, but I was happy to see her
> too. I missed her when she was gone.
>
> And then I caught a whiff of something else. Something not her.
>
> "What the hell's that?" I demanded, taking a deep breath through my
> nose and I didn't expect an answer.
>
> I knew what that smell was. It was that randy sex kitten who lived
> next door. She was a nasty piece of work, that one. She liked to prowl
> the neighborhood after sunset, shaking her tail for any old Tom who
> wanted her. The little minx liked it too. You could hear the
> caterwauling halfway down the block when she was getting some love. It
> kept me up half the night and telling the slut to shut the hell up
> never did any good, believe me. All my complaining ever got me was a
> smack upside the head, like it was my fault!
>
> But what was really bothering me now was knowing that the woman I
> loved had stooped so low as that. I wanted to ask why, but the ripe
> scent of that pussy was too strong and it made me sneeze, shaking my
> head and blinking hard. It was all over her fingers and the bitch
> didn't even know it. Or maybe she did. I wondered briefly if she
> wasn't teasing me with it, the way those fingers were shoved in my
> face. The way she was smiling and licking her lips, like she knew a
> great secret and was just waiting for me to figure it out.
>
> Thankfully, she soon tired of tormenting me with her infidelity and I
> followed the bitch into the kitchen. She was opening a can of
> something. I didn't know what it was, but it smelled good anyway and
> my mouth was already watering. She was talking too, but who gives a
> fuck what she was saying? The can opener was growling sweetly and the
> soft metallic ting of the lid springing free was music to my ears.
>
> Whatever else I might say about her, the bitch could cook!
>
> She put my dinner in my favorite bowl and I forgave her for playing
> with the neighbor's pussy. Once my belly was full and she'd washed her
> hands, well…I'd soon forget all about her cheating ways. Life was too
> short to hold a grudge and besides, the woman might want to play with
> a little pussy on the way home, but home was where she was sleeping
> every night.
>
> Later, while we watched television before going to bed, the bitch
> played with my ears and I knew I was a pretty lucky dog.
>
> The end.
G'day Rache,
Looks good but don't do much good as it's too hard for me to get to Seattle,
damn.
--
Deadly Ernest
(All typos are the fault of the server gremlin.)