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From: Tesseract <HyperTesseract@hotmail.com>
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Subject: Re: {ASSD} Should we feel cheated?
Date: Mon, 14 May 2007 23:38:09 -0700
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cmsix wrote:
> "Vinnie Tesla" <vinnie@vinnietesla.com> wrote in message
> news:1178631484.400973.30400@n59g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> > On May 8, 7:39 am, Evil Nigel <use...@nospam.com> wrote:
> >> Tesseract wrote:
> >> > Poking around wkikpedia, I stumbled across this. Should we feel
> >> > cheated or left out or something?
> >>
> >> > The baculum (also penis bone, penile bone or os penis) is a bone found
> >> > in the penis of most mammals. It is absent in humans, equids,
> >> > marsupials, lagomorphs, and hyenas, amongst others.
> >>
> >> > Also:
> >>
> >> > Biblical note
> >>
> >> > In the Bible's Book of Genesis, Adam's rib is removed to create Eve.
> >> > Biblical Hebrew does not have a word for penis. Some (Gilbert and
> >> > Zevit 2001) have suggested this story is an explanatory myth to
> >> > explain the absence of a baculum in the male human, rather than a
> >> > missing rib (in light of the fact that men and women have the same
> >> > number of ribs).
> >>
> >> >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
> >>
> >> > --
> >> > Tesseract
> >>
> >> Perhaps women should feel cheated. As well as never having the problem
> >> of their man go soft on them, the hindrance of waving something with a
> >> bone in front of them would surely bring male and female track records
> >> back to something approaching parity.
> >>
> >> Evil Nigel
> >
> > Baculums wouldn't solve the going-soft issue. In fact, they serve to
> > enhance the quickness of quickies. When a baculum-enhanced mammal is
> > ready to mate, he 'pops a boner,' rather literally. The process can
> > take a couple seconds or less. When he's done, the bone retracts, and
> > poof! no erection.
> >
> > Other Baculum Fun Facts:
> >
> > Raccoon baculums are often used in jewelry.
>
> Real RedNecks make toothpicks out of coon dicks.
>
> cmsix
>
> They're also handy to stir a newly opened box of Skoal.
>
Hey Chess! Welcome back. Your daughter gave a good account or your
leaving but her updates frankly sucked. Since none of us here
actually
have real lives but all are confirmed voyeurs, give us the details.
All of them.
So rednecks suck coon dick? Interesting.
--
Tesseract