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From: Gary Jordan <gary.s.jordan@gmail.com>
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Subject: Re: {ASSD} Re: slang 4 female masturbation
Date: Sat, 05 May 2007 00:16:20 -0700
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On May 4, 8:29 pm, "David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus)"
<dform...@usyd.edu.au> wrote:
> On Fri, 04 May 2007 19:09:07 -0500, Frank McCoy <mcc...@millcomm.com> wrote:
> > Just adding curlies ....
>
> > In alt.sex.stories.d Aries Stagshrine <stagshr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>There are countless slang terms for male masturbation. But I have
> >>never heard anyone use a slang term for female masturbation. Women
> >>invariably use the term "masturbation" which strikes me as a very
> >>clinical and mechanical sounding word for a very sensuous act.
>
> The most common term I've heard is "Jilling"
http://www.mamohanraj.com/Amusing/female.html
A Non-Canonical List for Women to Say "Masturbation"
A delightful list, originally compiled by Jordan Shelbourne and added
to by Wyyrd and others. - Mary Anne
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"I think women have every right to as many rude and tasteless phrases
to describe masturbation as men have. With this in mind, I've started
a list of phrases for women to use on their nights out...or when your
roommate walks in and wants to know why you have only one dishpan
hand.
The list started with Eric's list for men, and I just started adding
to it in my spare moments. Of course, I have relatively little first-
hand experience in this aspect. Suggestions welcome!" - Jordan
Shelbourne
A night in with the girls, air the orchid, the amazing disappearing
finger trick, audition the finger puppets.
Beat off, buff the beaver.
Caress the clitoris, clean your fingers, climbing mons veneris, clit-
flitting, come into your own, couch hockey for one, cunt cuddling,
cunt-hunting.
Diddle, digging for clams, dirty dancing for one, do handiwork, douse
the digits, drilling for fish, dropping in the manhole, drown the man
in the boat.
Engage in safe sex, erase the problem ('cause you rub 'til it comes
off...).
Fan the fur, feed the bearded clam, fingerpainting, finger-walking to
the "Y", fist f**k, flipping the breaker, fluffin the "muff"in, frig/
frigging.
Gash-lashing, genital stimulation via phalangetic motion, gentle the
genitalia, get a date with Slick Mittens, get a fat lip, get a lube
job, get to know yourself, giving a noogie to your monkey, grab the
goatee, grease the dildo (or cucumber, if you're feeling vegetarian),
grease your hips, grinding the bump, grope the grotto, gully whompin.
Have it off, have sex with someone you love, hitchhike to heaven,
hitchhike under the big top, hitting the volume control.
Jack off, jazz yourself, jerk off, jill off, "just reading, mom".
Leglock the pillow, let your fingers do the walking, lubricate the
labia.
Making bubbles, making soup, manual override, man overboard.
Nothing else to do.
Oiling your holster, one-handed bridge.
Pet the pussy, playing centipede, playing with your gerbil play the
clitar, poking the hairpiece, powdering your nose, pressing the escape
button, priming the pump, pushing the panic button, pussy-pushing.
Ride slidesaddle, ride the unicycle, ride the tubsput, riding the buzz
bomb, riding the rubber boyfriend, rose palm's big sister, row the
little man in the boat, rubbin' the nubbin, rub off, rub one out,
runnin' your finger through your hair.
Self abuse, shuck the oyster, silk abuse, sinking the vibrating sub,
slick abuse, solo sex, stinky pinky, stirring the taco, stir the
yogurt, stoke it, stroke it, stroke off, stroking the magic lamp,
stroking the nether-beard, stuff the taco, somebody's got to do it,
surf the Wet.
Tapping the keg, test the plumbing, the art of unisex, the saddlehorn
samba, the two-finger tango, the virgin's release, thinking about
fabio, thumb the button, tickle my fancy, tickling the taco, tickling
the tuna, toss off, touch-toning, tugging at the vertical smile,
turning on the juice, twiddling the toggle.
Visit Father Fingers.
Wank, wash your fingers, water the hot spot, wax the carrot, wax the
saddle.
You're soaking in it.
Gary "I remember this from long, long ago" Jordan