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Subject: Re: Immaturely Teasing Your Enemies With No More Sofistication Than a Six-Year-Old Is the Thing to Do
Date: Sun, 11 Jun 2006 12:22:56 -0700
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In article <1149976495.903190.249020
@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com>, Chris Tsao says...
> Teasing your enemies ad modum a six-yr-old in first grade is a good way
> of making them so mad they could split and to vomit in their mouths.
> The Jamaican woman I talk about, was literally (sp) fatter than Rosie
> O'Donnell and Oprah ever were, so it occurred to me that if I bump into
> her someplace, I should sing "fat fat the water rat" and call her
> Bubble But and a fat disgusting sow (sp?) and Lardass.
>
> Did you ever see this episode of Seingelf where some guy keeps calling
> the case names based on their appearence (sp)? He called George
> "chinless." This is what gave me the idea to do this in a major way. So
> if a woman lacks it un the chest area, call her Titless, Flatty and
> keep on talking about her breasts. Refer to them as little puppy tits.
> Before bombarding her short ribs with chain-punches, let her know that
> her little puppy tits aren't gonna soften the the impact of your blows
> one driblet even.
>
> Tease the poor about their poverty. Call them have-nots and non-haves.
> When I was a little kid, we had this expression "sucks titties," which
> we would use to embelish the expression "sucks." This is more juvenile
> that something along the lines of "sucks major c*ck."
>
> There's something very gauling and disturbing about adults who act and
> think like little kids and so what you can do is to trick your enemies
> into believing wholeheartedly that this is you.
> In fact, I've made enemies by them both knowing that I have the mind
> and personality of a much younger person and by them falsely pegging me
> as childlike in deeds and thoughts.
>
> Also, since companies frown upon sexual harassment, if you don't value
> your job that much, sexually harass females and gays.
>
> Also, deny people their Constitutional Rights and get all up in their
> beeswax and invade their privacy. For example, call an avowed
> homosexual a "marraige corrupter" and call a Jew "Christ Killer,"
> "Jewface," and "Jew" in a furious/disaproving tone. Talk about the
> homosexual's sex life. Preach the Bible to him. Thou shalt not commit
> fornication! Temptation is the spawn of the devil! Research the Bible
> online. Accesss God Hates Fags and memorize their sermons. When you
> quite your job, splash what you claim is Holy Water in his face. I
> already mentioned this, but it merrits repeating since it's so good:
> Call him an "infected dicksucker."
>
> Constantly bring people's children into the equation (sp???). Tell them
> that they can't support their family and that their kids are
> underpriviledged youth, disadvantaged, slum youth and everything of
> this sort. If they are black, call their kids picaninnies. There's one
> other good word to use, but I forgot it. Call their kids poor black
> victims of society. This is not only dissing their kids, but it's
> dissing the mark as a provider and is an ugly reminder to them of what
> they cannot do for the people whom they love care about and cherish the
> most in this world and how they deserve much better.
'Teasing' your enemies as if you were six years old must be easy
when your intellectual growth stalled at that point, eh Chrissy?
--
"I never knew there were corners in time
until I was told to go stand in one"
....Grace Slick