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another cranky rant from my blog at
http://vinnie_tesla.livejournal.com/

Bra Sizing:

If a bra is sized at, say, 34C, only the letter describes the cup size.
The wearer of that bra (if it fits) is a C cup. The number describes
the circumference of her ribcage just below her breasts. Thus your
44DD-wearing ingenue is built like a linebacker. Not that there's
anything wrong with that, you understand. I just thought you should
know.

Nipples:

Men who don't understand how nipples work remind me of the substantial
percentage of the population that believes that the moon is never
visible during the day. They've managed to preserve illusions while the
facts were staring them in the face. Here, try a little experiment for
me. Go get an ice cube, pull your shirt up under your arms, and rub the
ice on one of your nipples.

Go ahead--try it. I won't tell anyone you did it.

You will probably notice the following phenomena:

1) The nipple gets firmer and more prominent. It increases little or
not at all in volume.

2) The aureole (that's the dark surrounding skin, and, yeah, I had to
check the spelling) shrinks, roughens, and darkens a little.

3) You don't immediately get wildly turned on (It's okay if you do;
you're just kind of atypical)

Congratulations! You have now acquired some important and useful nipple
data--To wit: 1) and 2) demonstrate that, although 'erect' and
'swollen' are reasonable synonyms with regard to cocks, they are not
the same thing in describing nipples; and 3) demonstrates that nipple
erection is independent of sexual arousal. You can be turned-on and not
have erect nipples and you can have erect nipples and not be turned on.

Also, I'm trying to stick to anatomy and not delve into issues of style
here, but unless you have an actual office supply fetish (not that
there 's anything wrong with that if you do), could you please avoid
the 'pencil erasers' analogy? I'm really tired of it.

The Cervix:

A penis (or anything else approaching that size) penetrating a cervix
is very, very unlikely, and guaranteed to be very, very unpleasant for
the woman. There's more to be said on that topic, but that's the main
point.

Female Ejaculation:

I'm gonna tread lightly on this one, cause there's still a surprising
amount of controversy on the topic. Female ejaculate is thin and
generally clear. There is no necessary correlation between female
ejaculation and orgasm. That is to say, most women who can ejaculate
can also come without ejaculating, and some can ejaculate without
coming.

Vaginal Tightness.

Cunts are not "worn out" or "used up" by frequent sex. Vaginal
tightness is controlled by muscles. Exercise makes muscles stronger. If
you jerk off a lot, does it make your hand unable to squeeze your dick?

    

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