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Subject: Re: {ASSD} Tip the pizza guy
Date: Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:56:36 -0700
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In article <01%_e.375419$x96.121472@attbi_s72>,
huskydustyrusty@mchsi.com says...
> "Cain & Abel" <noemail@changedmypostinghandle.invalid> wrote in message
> news:2c7c1$433c6d46$a6665918$21976@ALLTEL.NET...
> >
> > "Dennis M. Hammes" <scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote in message
> > news:Pv2dnZ-Ddu_nsqHeRVn-qg@onvoy.com...
> >> Cain & Abel wrote:
> >>
> >> > "Andy P. Jung" <spamcopdeputy@cox.net> wrote in message
> >> > news:PQI_e.28569$hp.4631@lakeread08...
> >> >
> >> >>"Cruel Intentions" <toys@game.of.wit> wrote in message
> >> >>news:dhf9b8$rad$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
> >> >>
> >> >>>On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 10:53:50 -0500, Andy P. Jung wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>>"son of stiffmenot" <stiffmenot@pizzadrivers.deserve.tips.com> wrote
> > in
> >> >>>>message news:Xns9638385B5B956stiffmenotpizzadrive@63.223.7.253...
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>>You're supposed to tip the pizza delivery driver the standard
> >> >>>>>amount of 15%. For smaller orders, if 15% is less than $2, the
> >> >>>>>tip is the $2 minimum amount. The tip is not covered -- even
> >> >>>>>partially -- by a delivery charge if the store is Pizza Hut,
> >> >>>>>Domino's, or Papa Johns. The stores are covering their internal
> >> >>>>>costs of shipping, ingredients, and other business costs without
> >> >>>>>any thought to the driver. Drivers receive no pay increase
> >> >>>>>during this time of high gas prices, despite an increase in the
> >> >>>>>delivery charge. The delivery charge is really a price increase
> >> >>>>>in disguise and considered part of the bill. It does not benefit
> >> >>>>>the driver. The driver remains dependant on tips. The tip is
> >> >>>>>based on the order amount after adding the so-called delivery
> >> >>>>>charge. For more information, please visit the following link.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>http://tipthepizzaguy.com
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>TIPS - To Insure Prompt Service
> >> >>>
> >> >>>It goes beyond that. In the case of StiffMeNot, and I dont think
> >> >>>StiffMeNot
> >> >>>is the only case, tips "insure" a lower possibility of foreign body
> >> >>>contaminations in your food, a lower possibility of having boiling hot
> >> >>>water poured over your front door lock on a freezing night, a lower
> >> >>>possibility of damage to property on your drive way. Need I go on?
> >> >>
> >> >>Nah, for me it just insures that they don't get the tipping letter.
> >> >>http://www.tipthepizzaguy.com/ad/
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > So in other words you are openly admitting to harrassing your customers
> > and
> >> > using store resources and records to do so?
> >> >
> >> > Fucking greedy asshole pizza boy.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> Apparently(?), this StiffMeNot can't tell the difference between tips
> >> and taxes.
> >> Whatever tips /are/, they are /not/ protection money.
> >
> >
> > Andy, Stiffy, Lurker Below, Rusty Waters -- all the pizza boys, really --
> > believe you are wrong in that assessment.
>
> Wrong indeed, Alex, you dumb bastard.
> Stop trying to speak for me.
> I've never agreed with food tampering or vandalism or poor service.
> If you take a triple, Alex, and you're routing it to determine which order
> should go first, and which order should go last, etc., shouldn't the guy who
> always tips get the first pizza?
> Now.....let's say of the other two one is a known non-tipper, even though he
> gets his stuff on time and hot, and the other one is a person you don't know
> anything about.
> Considering one of them has to be last (that's just the way it works, Alex,
> unless they're both to the same house.....) shouldn't that person be the
> notorious non-tipper.
> I think so.
> Chances are good that he will still get his food on time, and fresh and hot
> (hot bags are wonderful....and one doesn't take a triple or double unless
> they are reasonably close in proximity to one another) and he'll be happy so
> he is not receiving anything but the expected good service.
> The tipper, OTOH, gets better service because he is a preferred customer of
> sorts.
> The guy in the middle also gets good service because he could go either
> way....we don't know yet.
> IOW nobody gets bad service, and the tipper (TIPS: To Insure Prompt Service)
> gets excellent service....which he deserves.
> I don't honestly even know why I bother explaining anything to you, Alex,
> you'll just be coy or deliberately obtuse and continue with your erroneous
> line of thinking.
So tell us, Mr Pissant Delivery Expert, how do you deal
with the raccoons?
--
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