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Subject: Re: {ASSD} Please help me <sniff>
Date: Sat, 24 Sep 2005 18:37:45 -0700
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Covv Tse-tung wrote:
> In article <1127609082.578803.114350
> @f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, jim_rosertic@yahoo.com
> says...
> >
> > Evil Fantasies wrote:
> > > Lincoln Continental wrote:
> > >
> > > >(Evil Fantasies <badgirl_inblack@ImAFuckingTwat.com>) :
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>Will someone please help?
> > > >>
> > > >>That mean old Mr. Man-Cow called me a "n00b"
> > > >>
> > > >><sniff>
> > > >>
> > > >>And then he called me "st00pid"
> > > >>
> > > >><sniff>
> > > >>
> > > >>And then he said I use AOL
> > > >>
> > > >><sniff, sniff>
> > > >>
> > > >>And then
> > > >>
> > > >>And then
> > > >>
> > > >><sniff>
> > > >>
> > > >>And then he posted using *my* name
> > > >>
> > > >><sniff>
> > > >>
> > > >>And he didn't even bother to get a Google account so his headers would
> > > >>match mine.
> > > >>
> > > >>I must not be worth the five minutes of his time.
> > > >>
> > > >><Wahh-hh-hh-hh!>
> > > >>
> > > >>I've never been this humiliated in my life!
> > > >>
> > > >>If one of you kind gentlemen would be so good as to flame his ass off
> > > >>this message board for me, I'll let you fuck me in the ass. And then
> > > >>I'll lick your cock clean afterward.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > That's fucking funny.
> > >
> > >
> > > <Giggles, blushes and curtsies>
> >
> > Monkey To Man
> >
> > A long time ago, our point of view
> > Was broadcast by Mr. Bartholomew
> > Now the world is full of sorrow and pain
> > It's time for us to speak up again
> >
> > You're slack and sorry
> > Such an arrogant brood
> > The only purpose you serve is to bring us our food
> > We sit here staring at your pomp and pout
> > Outside the bars we use for keeping you out
> >
> > You've taken everything that you wanted
> > Broke it up and plundered it and hunted
> > Ever since we said it
> > You went and took the credit
> > It's been headed this way since the world began
> > When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
> >
> > Every time that man struggles and fails
> > He makes up some kind of fairytales
> > After all of the misery that he has caused
> > He denies he's descended from the dinosaurs
> >
> > Points up to heaven with cathedral spires
> > All the time indulging in his base desires
> > Ever since we said it
> > He went and took the credit
> > It's been headed this way since the world began
> > When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
> >
> > Big and useless as he has become
> > With his crying statues and his flying bomb
> > Goes 'round acting like the chosen one
> > Excuse us if we treat him like our idiot cousin
> >
> > He hangs up flowers and bells and rhymes
> > Hoping to hell that someone's forgiven his crimes
> > Fills the air with his pride and his praise
> > He's big disgrace to our beastly ways
> >
> > In the fashionable nightclubs and finer precincts
> > Man uses words to dress up his vile instincts
> > Ever since we said it
> > He went and took the credit
> > It's been headed this way since the world began
> > When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
>
> Bravo!
>
> rec.arts.poems added to froup list
No, no that was by Elvis Costello.
You can download it at Itunes.
My mistake for not including credits.
Amiee Mann
That's just what you are.
Also downloadable at itunes.
(one two)
In our endeavor we are never seeing eye to eye
No guts to sever so forever may we wave goodbye
And you're always telling me that it's my turn to move
When I wonder what could make the needle jump the groove
I won't fall for the oldest trick in the book
So don't sit there and think you're off of the hook
By saying there is no use changing 'cause
That's just what you are
That's just what you are
Acting steady always ready to defend your fears
What's the matter with the truth, did I offend your ears
By suggesting that a change might be a thing to try
Like it would kill you just to try and be a nicer guy
It's not like you would lose some critical piece
If somehow you moved point a to point b
Maintaining there is no point changing 'cause
That's just what you are
That's just what you are
Now I could talk to you till I'm blue in the face
But we still would arrive at the very same place
With you running around and me out of the race
-very cool keyboard (mellotron? ) solo-
So maybe you're right, nobody can take
Something older than time and hope you could make
It better, that would be a mistake
So take it just so far
'cause that's just what you are
That's just what you are
That's just what you are
Acting steady always ready to defend your fears
What's the matter with the truth, did I offend your ears
You're like a sleepwalking man, it's a danger to wake you
Even when it is apparent where your actions will take you
That's just what you are
And that's just what you are
That's just what you are
That's just what you are
>
> --
>
> "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"