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Subject: Re: {ASSD} Please help me <sniff>
Date: Sat, 24 Sep 2005 18:28:16 -0700
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In article <1127609082.578803.114350
@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>, jim_rosertic@yahoo.com
says...
>
> Evil Fantasies wrote:
> > Lincoln Continental wrote:
> >
> > >(Evil Fantasies <badgirl_inblack@ImAFuckingTwat.com>) :
> > >
> > >
> > >>Will someone please help?
> > >>
> > >>That mean old Mr. Man-Cow called me a "n00b"
> > >>
> > >><sniff>
> > >>
> > >>And then he called me "st00pid"
> > >>
> > >><sniff>
> > >>
> > >>And then he said I use AOL
> > >>
> > >><sniff, sniff>
> > >>
> > >>And then
> > >>
> > >>And then
> > >>
> > >><sniff>
> > >>
> > >>And then he posted using *my* name
> > >>
> > >><sniff>
> > >>
> > >>And he didn't even bother to get a Google account so his headers would
> > >>match mine.
> > >>
> > >>I must not be worth the five minutes of his time.
> > >>
> > >><Wahh-hh-hh-hh!>
> > >>
> > >>I've never been this humiliated in my life!
> > >>
> > >>If one of you kind gentlemen would be so good as to flame his ass off
> > >>this message board for me, I'll let you fuck me in the ass. And then
> > >>I'll lick your cock clean afterward.
> > >
> > >
> > > That's fucking funny.
> >
> >
> > <Giggles, blushes and curtsies>
>
> Monkey To Man
>
> A long time ago, our point of view
> Was broadcast by Mr. Bartholomew
> Now the world is full of sorrow and pain
> It's time for us to speak up again
>
> You're slack and sorry
> Such an arrogant brood
> The only purpose you serve is to bring us our food
> We sit here staring at your pomp and pout
> Outside the bars we use for keeping you out
>
> You've taken everything that you wanted
> Broke it up and plundered it and hunted
> Ever since we said it
> You went and took the credit
> It's been headed this way since the world began
> When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
>
> Every time that man struggles and fails
> He makes up some kind of fairytales
> After all of the misery that he has caused
> He denies he's descended from the dinosaurs
>
> Points up to heaven with cathedral spires
> All the time indulging in his base desires
> Ever since we said it
> He went and took the credit
> It's been headed this way since the world began
> When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
>
> Big and useless as he has become
> With his crying statues and his flying bomb
> Goes 'round acting like the chosen one
> Excuse us if we treat him like our idiot cousin
>
> He hangs up flowers and bells and rhymes
> Hoping to hell that someone's forgiven his crimes
> Fills the air with his pride and his praise
> He's big disgrace to our beastly ways
>
> In the fashionable nightclubs and finer precincts
> Man uses words to dress up his vile instincts
> Ever since we said it
> He went and took the credit
> It's been headed this way since the world began
> When a vicious creature took the jump from Monkey to Man
Bravo!
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