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On Sat, 24 Sep 2005 12:24:41 -0700, Chairman Cow <covvtsetung@hotmail.com>
spewed in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

>In article <1127516993.34890@stats.poster>, 
>stats@lies.damn.lies says...
>
>>                NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>>                      Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>>                                     
>>                    Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo, 
>>         Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>>        Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> 
>> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 23 Sep 2005 23:00:00 GMT
>> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 23:05:46 GMT
>> Stats End.................: Fri, 23 Sep 2005 22:59:30 GMT
>> Days......................: 7
>> Total No. of Articles.....: 1845
>> Total No. of Characters...: 7552757
>> Total Volume..............: 7375
>> Messages Per Day..........: 263.6
>> Characters Per Day........: 1078965.3
>> Average Daily Volume......: 1053 kB
>> Total Posters This Week...: 160
>> Messages with Sigs........: 62.93%
>> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 66.84%
>> Original Content Rating...: 16.43%
>> 
>> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ===============================================================
>>   1. Hatchetmama.......................................: 124 17.7  6.7%
>>   2. mimus.............................................: 122 17.4  6.6%
>>   3. Chairman Cow......................................:  96 13.7  5.2%
>
>Up one position from last week

you have a long, long way to beat my record...


>> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>> ===========================================================================
>>   1. Chairman Cow......................................: 551 78.8  7.5%
>
>Thanks, EF.  I couldn't have done it without you.
>
>
>
>>   2. Hatchetmama.......................................: 495 70.7  6.7%
>>   3. mimus.............................................: 383 54.8  5.2%
>>   4. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 374 53.6  5.1%
>>   5. dave hillstrom....................................: 360 51.5  4.9%
>>   6. Al................................................: 309 44.2  4.2%
>>   7. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 305 43.6  4.1%
>>   8. Phillip Kyle......................................: 293 41.9  4.0%
>>   9. Nick Wise.........................................: 282 40.4  3.8%
>>  10. Noodles Jefferson.................................: 236 33.7  3.2%
>>  11. ThePsyko..........................................: 230 33.0  3.1%
>>  12. Dr. Flonkenstein..................................: 230 32.9  3.1%
>>  13. §ñühw=3F£f..........................................: 216 31.0  2.9%
>>  14. ah................................................: 198 28.4  2.7%
>>  15. Look..............................................: 192 27.5  2.6%
>>  16. Well..............................................: 167 23.9  2.3%
>>  17. flycooter.........................................: 155 22.3  2.1%
>>  18. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................: 126 18.1  1.7%
>>  19. Post Punk.........................................: 126 18.0  1.7%
>>  20. Steve Leyland.....................................: 110 15.9  1.5%
>>  21. PJR...............................................:  70 10.1  1.0%
>>  22. invalid...........................................:  70 10.1  1.0%
>>  23. Aratzio...........................................:  68  9.8  0.9%
>>  24. Kadaitcha Man.....................................:  67  9.7  0.9%
>>  25. prettiestboy......................................:  67  9.6  0.9%
>>  26. dvus..............................................:  66  9.5  0.9%
>>  27. Smee..............................................:  62  8.9  0.8%
>>  28. Art Deco..........................................:  62  8.9  0.8%
>>  29. Doug Freyburger...................................:  58  8.3  0.8%
>>  30. bryan.............................................:  57  8.2  0.8%
>>  31. Usenet Stats Poster...............................:  48  7.0  0.7%
>>  32. BuZZard...........................................:  47  6.7  0.6%
>>  33. Fuzzy Minded One-Worlders United For Appeasement N:  46  6.6  0.6%
>>  34. God...............................................:  46  6.6  0.6%
>>  35. kcannon...........................................:  45  6.5  0.6%
>>  36. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................:  41  6.0  0.6%
>>  37. Crawdad...........................................:  40  5.7  0.5%
>>  38. smallfoot.........................................:  37  5.4  0.5%
>>  39. Flaagg............................................:  36  5.3  0.5%
>>  40. hamlet............................................:  34  4.9  0.5%
>>  41. Chadwick Stone©...................................:  32  4.7  0.4%
>>  42. knoxy.............................................:  32  4.6  0.4%
>>  43. UP-IN-SMOKE.......................................:  31  4.5  0.4%
>>  44. Pedantic KookeShitE...............................:  29  4.3  0.4%
>>  45. Michael Cook......................................:  29  4.2  0.4%
>>  46. Sean Monaghan.....................................:  29  4.2  0.4%
>>  47. Pale.Pink.........................................:  28  4.1  0.4%
>>  48. hoKEy wOLf........................................:  26  3.8  0.4%
>>  49. Adie..............................................:  26  3.7  0.4%
>>  50. vampi.............................................:  23  3.4  0.3%
>>  51. Steve Leyland.....................................:  23  3.3  0.3%
>>  52. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................:  22  3.3  0.3%
>>  53. kacannon..........................................:  22  3.2  0.3%
>>  54. bryan.............................................:  21  3.0  0.3%
>>  55. Paul Rooney.......................................:  18  2.7  0.3%
>>  56. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................:  17  2.5  0.2%
>>  57. Reverend =?UTF-8?B?TW9zbmFywqk=?=.................:  17  2.4  0.2%
>>  58. Bill Cleere.......................................:  15  2.3  0.2%
>>  59. fizzgigg..........................................:  15  2.3  0.2%
>>  60. Billy Crabs.......................................:  14  2.0  0.2%
>>  61. lisa..............................................:  13  2.0  0.2%
>>  62. Hans..............................................:  12  1.8  0.2%
>>  63. Hulk..............................................:  12  1.8  0.2%
>>  64. ~ Jinn ~..........................................:  11  1.6  0.2%
>>  65. Shaun aRe.........................................:  10  1.5  0.1%
>>  66. JM................................................:  10  1.5  0.1%
>>  67. Beau Blue.........................................:   9  1.4  0.1%
>>  68. spooge............................................:   9  1.4  0.1%
>>  69. Rose..............................................:   9  1.4  0.1%
>>  70. ?.................................................:   9  1.4  0.1%
>>  71. tinplated.........................................:   9  1.3  0.1%
>>  72. babaloo you too...................................:   8  1.3  0.1%
>>  73. Bill Cleere.......................................:   8  1.3  0.1%
>>  74. The Queen of Cans and Jars........................:   8  1.2  0.1%
>>  75. Dowap.............................................:   8  1.2  0.1%
>>  76. Chris.............................................:   7  1.1  0.1%
>>  77. Spanky The Thunder Chicken........................:   7  1.1  0.1%
>>  78. Bryan.............................................:   7  1.1  0.1%
>>  79. mach..............................................:   7  1.1  0.1%
>>  80. snagnbytz.........................................:   7  1.0  0.1%
>>  81. Holly.............................................:   7  1.0  0.1%
>>  82. Morlock...........................................:   7  1.0  0.1%
>>  83. Grant.............................................:   6  1.0  0.1%
>>  84. abuse.............................................:   6  1.0  0.1%
>>  85. Art Pussy.........................................:   6  1.0  0.1%
>>  86. nyarltep..........................................:   6  1.0  0.1%
>>  87. news.readfreenews.net.............................:   6  0.9  0.1%
>>  88. Pinku-Sensei......................................:   6  0.9  0.1%
>>  89. Pan paniscus......................................:   6  0.9  0.1%
>>  90. Gerald Newton.....................................:   6  0.9  0.1%
>>  91. Daedalus..........................................:   6  0.9  0.1%
>>  92. s007ii............................................:   6  0.9  0.1%
>>  93. DV8...............................................:   6  0.9  0.1%
>>  94. - Jinn -..........................................:   6  0.9  0.1%
>>  95. Bradley Bungmunch.................................:   5  0.8  0.1%
>>  96. jet...............................................:   5  0.8  0.1%
>>  97. nebulax...........................................:   5  0.8  0.1%
>>  98. Dingleberry.......................................:   5  0.8  0.1%
>>  99. TJ\...............................................:   5  0.8  0.1%
>> 100. you tried.........................................:   4  0.7  0.1%
>> 101. John Henry........................................:   4  0.7  0.1%
>> 102. Peter the Penis Farmer............................:   4  0.7  0.1%
>> 103. Mimic.............................................:   4  0.7  0.1%
>> 104. Russell B.........................................:   4  0.7  0.1%
>> 105. Ari...............................................:   4  0.7  0.1%
>> 106. DE................................................:   4  0.6  0.1%
>> 107. Lord Gazwad of Grantham...........................:   4  0.6  0.1%
>> 108. Hope Munro Smith..................................:   4  0.6  0.1%
>> 109. longhornster......................................:   4  0.6  0.1%
>> 110. Kali..............................................:   4  0.6  0.1%
>> 111. Woodchuck Bill....................................:   3  0.6  0.1%
>> 112. P©WÉ®T©©LMÂN ²ºº5.................................:   3  0.6  0.1%
>> 113. thedoubtersneedle.................................:   3  0.6  0.1%
>> 114. Nicholas D Richards...............................:   3  0.5  0.1%
>> 115. GeOrGe]:\)2005....................................:   3  0.5  0.0%
>> 116. mf doom...........................................:   3  0.5  0.0%
>> 117. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=B1=A9_Flipper_Mike_=AE=B3?=.......:   3  0.5  0.0%
>> 118. navykurt@yahoo.com................................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 119. 0mn1vore..........................................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 120. reneric...........................................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 121. cmsix.............................................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 122. oldgringo747-jet..................................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 123. Rabbitch..........................................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 124. Uni...............................................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 125. Trace.............................................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 126. News..............................................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 127. solbarth..........................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 128. Scotty............................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 129. utb...............................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 130. Raspberry Beret...................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 131. Mike..............................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 132. candle............................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 133. me................................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 134. tsest.............................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 135. Kill Master.......................................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 136. guyfawkes.........................................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 137. Karl Hungus.......................................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 138. CountryStuff......................................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 139. tssk..............................................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 140. Post Post Colonial Boy............................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 141. B. Oogey..........................................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 142. Baldur............................................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 143. ryannosaurus......................................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 144. shaazthegreat.....................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 145. Katy Skinner......................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 146. Anssi Hyytiainen..................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 147. bubbles...........................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 148. Proginoskes.......................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 149. GaryE.............................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 150. Gerald Newton.....................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 151. albert ross.......................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 152. Jim Spriggs.......................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 153. da+amine..........................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 154. Freddie Fuckwit...................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 155. Patsy.............................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 156. Napoleon Dynamite.................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 157. Domestos..........................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 158. Gerald Newton.....................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 159. Gerald Newton.....................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 160. Honest Abe........................................:   0  0.1  0.0%
>> 
>> Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ==============================================================
>>   1. Just for old times sake...........................: 145 20.7  7.9%
>>   2. Ya Gotta Shout One Last Time, Innit?..............:  96 13.7  5.2%
>>   3. PJR HOMO PETITMORTE PICS LARTED...................:  70 10.0  3.8%
>>   4. Flonk Animal Count................................:  68  9.7  3.7%
>>   5. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast:  62  8.9  3.4%
>>   6. Oh Google, Google, God of Knowledge answered my ca:  52  7.4  2.8%
>>   7. OT: Should I move.................................:  49  7.0  2.7%
>>   8. dio GROUP FIST FUCKS THE FLONK OUT OF AMD.........:  47  6.7  2.5%
>>   9. PETITMORTE FUNERAL ON ORDER.......................:  46  6.6  2.5%
>>  10. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein:  45  6.4  2.4%
>>  11. pay...............................................:  43  6.1  2.3%
>>  12. Hey Cooter.. netKKKop this!!  bwahahahahaha.......:  40  5.7  2.2%
>>  13. memo to group.....................................:  40  5.7  2.2%
>>  14. Fly Poofter fucks up...(was Re: PJR HOMO PETITMORT:  34  4.9  1.8%
>>  15. OT - setting the record straight in New Orleans...:  34  4.9  1.8%
>>  16. Nomination - Onideus Mad Hatter & Fly Cooter for B:  33  4.7  1.8%
>>  17. RU IN? GET N8KED PPL..............................:  31  4.4  1.7%
>>  18. men who wear nail polish..........................:  29  4.1  1.6%
>>  19. snake problem solved..............................:  29  4.1  1.6%
>>  20. Little known science fact:........................:  27  3.9  1.5%
>>  21. Not that there's anything wrong with that.........:  26  3.7  1.4%
>>  22. Whisper...........................................:  26  3.7  1.4%
>>  23. I Saw The Germs Last Night At The Roxy!!!!!1......:  25  3.6  1.4%
>>  24. I Had a Vision Just Last Night....................:  23  3.3  1.2%
>>  25. No one cares about her anymore....................:  23  3.3  1.2%
>>  26. Fat Matt Moulton tries to be slick................:  22  3.1  1.2%
>>  27. Wow...............................................:  21  3.0  1.1%
>>  28. MEOW PICTURES REMOVED, MOULTON....................:  20  2.9  1.1%
>>  29. Quick !! Say Something !!.........................:  19  2.7  1.0%
>>  30. today the 22nd....................................:  19  2.7  1.0%
>>  31. Getting stuff done................................:  17  2.4  0.9%
>>  32. Microsoft does something right for a change.......:  17  2.4  0.9%
>>  33. President Bush is addressing the nation!..........:  17  2.4  0.9%
>>  34. ******New Schtick!  Separated at Birth! **Enjoy!!@:  16  2.3  0.9%
>>  35. Chubby Netcop "Fly Cooter" Tells A Fib............:  15  2.1  0.8%
>>  36. I was on the TV, bitches..........................:  15  2.1  0.8%
>>  37. Name That Economic Principle......................:  15  2.1  0.8%
>>  38. Fly Poofter MIA...................................:  14  2.0  0.8%
>>  39. Nomination - Guy Fawkes for Darth Bawl............:  14  2.0  0.8%
>>  40. Courtney Love as the Joker........................:  13  1.9  0.7%
>>  41. Waaah.............................................:  13  1.9  0.7%
>>  42. so that's what's in the shed, eh?.................:  13  1.9  0.7%
>>  43. *OFFICIAL* - Guy Fawkes is a really nice Guy & I h:  12  1.7  0.7%
>>  44. I saw "The Grudge" on TV..........................:  12  1.7  0.7%
>>  45. What the hell is a bad cold.......................:  12  1.7  0.7%
>>  46. Meow: always cross post alaska topics to alt.2600.:  11  1.6  0.6%
>>  47. What's the Opposite of "Fuzzy" (Math, Logic, Etc.):  11  1.6  0.6%
>>  48. PING Dave.........................................:  10  1.4  0.5%
>>  49. ******Funny Thought I Just Had********............:   8  1.1  0.4%
>>  50. BUZZARD'S NEST....................................:   8  1.1  0.4%
>>  51. Dubya Falls Off the Wagon - AGAIN!................:   8  1.1  0.4%
>>  52. It is with the greatest pleasure that I announce m:   8  1.1  0.4%
>>  53. MORE DIRT ON MOULTON..............................:   8  1.1  0.4%
>>  54. Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein please step f:   8  1.1  0.4%
>>  55. NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for Bob Alisat H,L,&S and C:   8  1.1  0.4%
>>  56. Usnet and posting.................................:   8  1.1  0.4%
>>  57. uhh...............................................:   8  1.1  0.4%
>>  58. My neighbors are deeply in "love".................:   7  1.0  0.4%
>>  59. PING KADAITCHA MAN (Re: NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for:   7  1.0  0.4%
>>  60. Red area at opening of penis......................:   7  1.0  0.4%
>>  61. Someone check buzzards contact info...............:   7  1.0  0.4%
>>  62. ANYBODY GOT ANY GOOD KATRINA/NEW ORLEANS JOKES?...:   6  0.9  0.3%
>>  63. Crossposting Pests................................:   6  0.9  0.3%
>>  64. Fly Cooter: he works cheap... everything for just :   6  0.9  0.3%
>>  65. My house had a bath yesterday.....................:   6  0.9  0.3%
>>  66. PING: Mike H (was)Re: Oh Google, Google, God of Kn:   6  0.9  0.3%
>>  67. Please help me - the 'silent treatment'...........:   6  0.9  0.3%
>>  68. Should I move.....................................:   6  0.9  0.3%
>>  69. Strange...........................................:   6  0.9  0.3%
>>  70. UK troops caught pretending to be Iraqi 'insurgent:   6  0.9  0.3%
>>  71. whither queenie?..................................:   6  0.9  0.3%
>>  72. Cumulonimbi Flee My Presence......................:   5  0.7  0.3%
>>  73. Do we REALLY Want a Drug-Free Society?............:   5  0.7  0.3%
>>  74. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to :   5  0.7  0.3%
>>  75. Facilis Descensus Averni..........................:   5  0.7  0.3%
>>  76. KADAITCHA MAN LART IN PROGRESS....................:   5  0.7  0.3%
>>  77. MATTHEW MOULTON PUSSIES OUT.......................:   5  0.7  0.3%
>>  78. NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for Bob Alisat H,L,&S and C:   5  0.7  0.3%
>>  79. Piddle Pants Whines...............................:   5  0.7  0.3%
>>  80. Someone figure out my mistake!....................:   5  0.7  0.3%
>>  81. Time for Another Baby-Step Away from Microsoft....:   5  0.7  0.3%
>>  82. another year comes, another year goes.............:   5  0.7  0.3%
>>  83. A Short- and Maybe Middle-Term Gasoline Conservati:   4  0.6  0.2%
>>  84. Hi, I just joined here!...........................:   4  0.6  0.2%
>>  85. I Just Learned a New Word on the Tennis Newsgroup.:   4  0.6  0.2%
>>  86. Meow, Meow, Meow..................................:   4  0.6  0.2%
>>  87. So Long, Farewell, It's Time for Me to Go.........:   4  0.6  0.2%
>>  88. Yoooo, K00ky Cooter...............................:   4  0.6  0.2%
>>  89. ALT.HTML Statistics for 18/09/2005................:   3  0.4  0.2%
>>  90. BUZZARD FORCED TO PROVIDE HIS REAL SHIT TO WHOIS..:   3  0.4  0.2%
>>  91. Catbox Chemistry..................................:   3  0.4  0.2%
>>  92. Doug Frewyburger is spamming my group!............:   3  0.4  0.2%
>>  93. I am tired of my crummy ol' website...............:   3  0.4  0.2%
>>  94. More Fly Poofter Fun..............................:   3  0.4  0.2%
>>  95. Ping flooter mcfly................................:   3  0.4  0.2%
>>  96. Ping: Fly Cooter..................................:   3  0.4  0.2%
>>  97. So Long, Farewell, We Had A Good Time, True That..:   3  0.4  0.2%
>>  98. Time fer th' anti-oxidants........................:   3  0.4  0.2%
>>  99. todays tasks......................................:   3  0.4  0.2%
>> 100. {ASSD} WoW, Look Everyone, Chester learns to k00kd:   3  0.4  0.2%
>> 101. A New Hobby Of Mine...............................:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 102. Ahhhhhh...........................................:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 103. Dave's rationale for moving out into the woods. (l:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 104. Flonk fails.......................................:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 105. Fly Poofter Can't Seem To Make Good On His Mommy T:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 106. Giarmo ALERT!  Important!.........................:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 107. Howard Stern's Horse-faced Girlfriend.............:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 108. OK Science Buffs..................................:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 109. Ping: Dowap.......................................:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 110. So Lame, Don't Cry, Dave Hillstrom's Big Toes Curl:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 111. So Long, Ta Ta, Your Car Keys I'll Produ-uce......:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 112. Stupid Question...................................:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 113. Subby Piddle Pants Needs His Diaper Changed.......:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 114. Time to switch - Opera now Free...................:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 115. {ASSD} Re: BADGERS!!  BADGERS ON THE ANIMAL PLANET:   2  0.3  0.1%
>> 116. "Leaked" Video irrelevant. A Boeing 757 Hit The Pe:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 117. <ping>............................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 118. AUK & AFA-B Nominations - Terrence "Fly" Cooter fo:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 119. Annexing The Flonk................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 120. BUZZARD DOESNT CHIRP YOU FAGGORT! MUAHAHAHA.......:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 121. Bah...............................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 122. Bowel problem.....................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 123. Dirty Sanchez.....................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 124. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to :   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 125. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to :   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 126. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 127. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 128. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 129. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 130. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 131. Firefox 1.0.7 released............................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 132. Fly Poofter Speaks up...(was Re: PJR HOMO PETITMOR:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 133. Hey Cooter.. netKKKop this!! bwahahahahaha........:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 134. Illegal?..........................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 135. It is with the greatest pleasure that I announce m:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 136. Jesus built the dinosaurs.........................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 137. Latest Google slam................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 138. New Ipod Nano Just Released, Free (with only 2 ref:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 139. Oh meow, meow on the wall, who is the smartest of :   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 140. Oh, Kewl!.........................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 141. Ouch!.............................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 142. PING Dean.........................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 143. PING Kevin Cannon (Re: PJR HOMO PETITMORTE PICS LA:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 144. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 145. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 146. PING: Incantatrix.................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 147. Pimpin'...........................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 148. SAVING  MONEY.....................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 149. So Long, Hold On, I Cannot Find the Keyhole.......:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 150. So Long, I'm Full, Desert Was Quite A Highlight...:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 151. So Long, I'm Glad to Leave on Such Good Terms.....:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 152. So Long, Oh Well, We're Still Not Through This Thr:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 153. So Long, Toodleloo, You're All a Bunch of Pricks..:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 154. So who is this person Isabeaux that everybody hate:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 155. Soul Mates: Fly Cooter and Onideus Mad Hatter.....:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 156. StickIt...........................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 157. Substitue Antichrist..............................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 158. The Latest Neocon Lies............................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 159. Wanted dead or alive..............................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 160. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 161. You all suck......................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 162. hatred is a powerfull emotion.....................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 163. i'm wondering.....................................:   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 164. {ASSD}Reposting of The Best Mechanic--revised and :   1  0.1  0.1%
>> 
>> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
>> ===========================================================================
>>   1. Just for old times sake...........................: 507 72.5  6.9%
>>   2. Ya Gotta Shout One Last Time, Innit?..............: 356 50.9  4.8%
>>   3. Flonk Animal Count................................: 345 49.3  4.7%
>>   4. memo to group.....................................: 310 44.3  4.2%
>>   5. RU IN? GET N8KED PPL..............................: 305 43.6  4.1%
>>   6. OT - setting the record straight in New Orleans...: 279 39.9  3.8%
>>   7. PJR HOMO PETITMORTE PICS LARTED...................: 275 39.4  3.7%
>>   8. PETITMORTE FUNERAL ON ORDER.......................: 259 37.1  3.5%
>>   9. Oh Google, Google, God of Knowledge answered my ca: 256 36.7  3.5%
>>  10. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 255 36.5  3.5%
>>  11. pay...............................................: 254 36.3  3.4%
>>  12. dio GROUP FIST FUCKS THE FLONK OUT OF AMD.........: 238 34.1  3.2%
>>  13. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein: 215 30.7  2.9%
>>  14. Microsoft does something right for a change.......: 187 26.7  2.5%
>>  15. OT: Should I move.................................: 171 24.6  2.3%
>>  16. Fly Poofter fucks up...(was Re: PJR HOMO PETITMORT: 124 17.8  1.7%
>>  17. Fat Matt Moulton tries to be slick................: 123 17.7  1.7%
>>  18. Hey Cooter.. netKKKop this!!  bwahahahahaha.......: 117 16.8  1.6%
>>  19. snake problem solved..............................: 115 16.5  1.6%
>>  20. Nomination - Onideus Mad Hatter & Fly Cooter for B: 110 15.8  1.5%
>>  21. men who wear nail polish..........................: 104 14.9  1.4%
>>  22. MEOW PICTURES REMOVED, MOULTON....................: 103 14.8  1.4%
>>  23. Wow...............................................:  89 12.8  1.2%
>>  24. I Saw The Germs Last Night At The Roxy!!!!!1......:  81 11.6  1.1%
>>  25. No one cares about her anymore....................:  77 11.0  1.0%
>>  26. Whisper...........................................:  74 10.7  1.0%
>>  27. Name That Economic Principle......................:  72 10.3  1.0%
>>  28. Waaah.............................................:  72 10.3  1.0%
>>  29. Little known science fact:........................:  70 10.1  1.0%
>>  30. I Had a Vision Just Last Night....................:  70 10.1  1.0%
>>  31. Not that there's anything wrong with that.........:  66  9.5  0.9%
>>  32. President Bush is addressing the nation!..........:  62  8.9  0.8%
>>  33. Doug Frewyburger is spamming my group!............:  60  8.6  0.8%
>>  34. Meow, Meow, Meow..................................:  52  7.5  0.7%
>>  35. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk:  48  7.0  0.7%
>>  36. Getting stuff done................................:  46  6.6  0.6%
>>  37. Chubby Netcop "Fly Cooter" Tells A Fib............:  44  6.4  0.6%
>>  38. NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for Bob Alisat H,L,&S and C:  39  5.6  0.5%
>>  39. today the 22nd....................................:  38  5.5  0.5%
>>  40. Meow: always cross post alaska topics to alt.2600.:  36  5.2  0.5%
>>  41. Quick !! Say Something !!.........................:  35  5.0  0.5%
>>  42. ******New Schtick!  Separated at Birth! **Enjoy!!@:  34  4.9  0.5%
>>  43. Fly Poofter MIA...................................:  33  4.8  0.5%
>>  44. I was on the TV, bitches..........................:  30  4.4  0.4%
>>  45. PING: Mike H (was)Re: Oh Google, Google, God of Kn:  30  4.3  0.4%
>>  46. I saw "The Grudge" on TV..........................:  30  4.3  0.4%
>>  47. MORE DIRT ON MOULTON..............................:  28  4.0  0.4%
>>  48. Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein please step f:  27  4.0  0.4%
>>  49. NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for Bob Alisat H,L,&S and C:  27  3.9  0.4%
>>  50. so that's what's in the shed, eh?.................:  27  3.9  0.4%
>>  51. Courtney Love as the Joker........................:  26  3.8  0.4%
>>  52. Nomination - Guy Fawkes for Darth Bawl............:  24  3.5  0.3%
>>  53. It is with the greatest pleasure that I announce m:  23  3.4  0.3%
>>  54. PING KADAITCHA MAN (Re: NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for:  23  3.3  0.3%
>>  55. Crossposting Pests................................:  23  3.3  0.3%
>>  56. Usnet and posting.................................:  22  3.3  0.3%
>>  57. Dubya Falls Off the Wagon - AGAIN!................:  21  3.1  0.3%
>>  58. PING Dave.........................................:  21  3.1  0.3%
>>  59. BUZZARD'S NEST....................................:  21  3.1  0.3%
>>  60. *OFFICIAL* - Guy Fawkes is a really nice Guy & I h:  21  3.0  0.3%
>>  61. {ASSD} Re: BADGERS!!  BADGERS ON THE ANIMAL PLANET:  21  3.0  0.3%
>>  62. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to :  20  3.0  0.3%
>>  63. What the hell is a bad cold.......................:  19  2.8  0.3%
>>  64. What's the Opposite of "Fuzzy" (Math, Logic, Etc.):  18  2.7  0.3%
>>  65. KADAITCHA MAN LART IN PROGRESS....................:  17  2.5  0.2%
>>  66. MATTHEW MOULTON PUSSIES OUT.......................:  16  2.4  0.2%
>>  67. uhh...............................................:  16  2.4  0.2%
>>  68. My neighbors are deeply in "love".................:  16  2.3  0.2%
>>  69. Piddle Pants Whines...............................:  15  2.3  0.2%
>>  70. Facilis Descensus Averni..........................:  15  2.2  0.2%
>>  71. ******Funny Thought I Just Had********............:  15  2.2  0.2%
>>  72. A New Hobby Of Mine...............................:  15  2.1  0.2%
>>  73. Red area at opening of penis......................:  14  2.1  0.2%
>>  74. another year comes, another year goes.............:  14  2.0  0.2%
>>  75. Please help me - the 'silent treatment'...........:  14  2.0  0.2%
>>  76. ANYBODY GOT ANY GOOD KATRINA/NEW ORLEANS JOKES?...:  13  2.0  0.2%
>>  77. Someone check buzzards contact info...............:  13  1.9  0.2%
>>  78. UK troops caught pretending to be Iraqi 'insurgent:  13  1.9  0.2%
>>  79. Fly Cooter: he works cheap... everything for just :  12  1.8  0.2%
>>  80. Should I move.....................................:  12  1.8  0.2%
>>  81. More Fly Poofter Fun..............................:  11  1.7  0.2%
>>  82. Someone figure out my mistake!....................:  11  1.7  0.2%
>>  83. Do we REALLY Want a Drug-Free Society?............:  11  1.6  0.1%
>>  84. My house had a bath yesterday.....................:  11  1.6  0.1%
>>  85. BUZZARD FORCED TO PROVIDE HIS REAL SHIT TO WHOIS..:  10  1.5  0.1%
>>  86. ALT.HTML Statistics for 18/09/2005................:  10  1.5  0.1%
>>  87. So Long, Farewell, It's Time for Me to Go.........:  10  1.5  0.1%
>>  88. Yoooo, K00ky Cooter...............................:  10  1.5  0.1%
>>  89. Time for Another Baby-Step Away from Microsoft....:  10  1.5  0.1%
>>  90. Strange...........................................:   9  1.3  0.1%
>>  91. So Long, Farewell, We Had A Good Time, True That..:   9  1.3  0.1%
>>  92. Hi, I just joined here!...........................:   8  1.2  0.1%
>>  93. todays tasks......................................:   8  1.2  0.1%
>>  94. Dave's rationale for moving out into the woods. (l:   8  1.2  0.1%
>>  95. Giarmo ALERT!  Important!.........................:   8  1.2  0.1%
>>  96. I am tired of my crummy ol' website...............:   8  1.2  0.1%
>>  97. Cumulonimbi Flee My Presence......................:   8  1.2  0.1%
>>  98. whither queenie?..................................:   7  1.1  0.1%
>>  99. {ASSD} WoW, Look Everyone, Chester learns to k00kd:   7  1.1  0.1%
>> 100. I Just Learned a New Word on the Tennis Newsgroup.:   7  1.0  0.1%
>> 101. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein:   7  1.0  0.1%
>> 102. A Short- and Maybe Middle-Term Gasoline Conservati:   7  1.0  0.1%
>> 103. Ping: Fly Cooter..................................:   6  1.0  0.1%
>> 104. Hey Cooter.. netKKKop this!! bwahahahahaha........:   6  1.0  0.1%
>> 105. Catbox Chemistry..................................:   6  0.9  0.1%
>> 106. <ping>............................................:   6  0.9  0.1%
>> 107. Wanted dead or alive..............................:   5  0.8  0.1%
>> 108. "Leaked" Video irrelevant. A Boeing 757 Hit The Pe:   5  0.7  0.1%
>> 109. hatred is a powerfull emotion.....................:   5  0.7  0.1%
>> 110. Subby Piddle Pants Needs His Diaper Changed.......:   4  0.7  0.1%
>> 111. PING: Incantatrix.................................:   4  0.7  0.1%
>> 112. Ping flooter mcfly................................:   4  0.7  0.1%
>> 113. Flonk fails.......................................:   4  0.7  0.1%
>> 114. Howard Stern's Horse-faced Girlfriend.............:   4  0.7  0.1%
>> 115. Time fer th' anti-oxidants........................:   4  0.6  0.1%
>> 116. AUK & AFA-B Nominations - Terrence "Fly" Cooter fo:   4  0.6  0.1%
>> 117. Ping: Dowap.......................................:   4  0.6  0.1%
>> 118. Stupid Question...................................:   4  0.6  0.1%
>> 119. Time to switch - Opera now Free...................:   3  0.6  0.1%
>> 120. Annexing The Flonk................................:   3  0.6  0.1%
>> 121. So Lame, Don't Cry, Dave Hillstrom's Big Toes Curl:   3  0.6  0.1%
>> 122. Fly Poofter Can't Seem To Make Good On His Mommy T:   3  0.5  0.1%
>> 123. So Long, Ta Ta, Your Car Keys I'll Produ-uce......:   3  0.5  0.1%
>> 124. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein:   3  0.5  0.1%
>> 125. BUZZARD DOESNT CHIRP YOU FAGGORT! MUAHAHAHA.......:   3  0.5  0.0%
>> 126. Dirty Sanchez.....................................:   3  0.5  0.0%
>> 127. OK Science Buffs..................................:   3  0.5  0.0%
>> 128. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast:   3  0.4  0.0%
>> 129. Jesus built the dinosaurs.........................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 130. {ASSD}Reposting of The Best Mechanic--revised and :   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 131. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 132. Ahhhhhh...........................................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 133. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to :   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 134. PING Dean.........................................:   2  0.4  0.0%
>> 135. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 136. Fly Poofter Speaks up...(was Re: PJR HOMO PETITMOR:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 137. Ouch!.............................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 138. Substitue Antichrist..............................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 139. It is with the greatest pleasure that I announce m:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 140. SAVING  MONEY.....................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 141. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 142. Soul Mates: Fly Cooter and Onideus Mad Hatter.....:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 143. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to :   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 144. Latest Google slam................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 145. Firefox 1.0.7 released............................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 146. StickIt...........................................:   2  0.3  0.0%
>> 147. Illegal?..........................................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 148. New Ipod Nano Just Released, Free (with only 2 ref:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 149. The Latest Neocon Lies............................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 150. So Long, I'm Full, Desert Was Quite A Highlight...:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 151. So who is this person Isabeaux that everybody hate:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 152. Bah...............................................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 153. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 154. You all suck......................................:   1  0.3  0.0%
>> 155. i'm wondering.....................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 156. So Long, I'm Glad to Leave on Such Good Terms.....:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 157. So Long, Hold On, I Cannot Find the Keyhole.......:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 158. So Long, Oh Well, We're Still Not Through This Thr:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 159. So Long, Toodleloo, You're All a Bunch of Pricks..:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 160. Pimpin'...........................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 161. Oh, Kewl!.........................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 162. PING Kevin Cannon (Re: PJR HOMO PETITMORTE PICS LA:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 163. Oh meow, meow on the wall, who is the smartest of :   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 164. Bowel problem.....................................:   1  0.2  0.0%
>> 
>> Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>> ===============================================================
>>   1. spooge....................................................:  85.1%
>>   2. Kadaitcha Man.............................................:  51.0%
>>   3. hamlet....................................................:  44.9%
>>   4. Reverend =?UTF-8?B?TW9zbmFywqk=?=.........................:  43.9%
>>   5. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=......................................:  41.0%
>>   6. Crawdad...................................................:  40.0%
>>   7. §ñühw=3F£f..................................................:  38.6%
>>   8. Hans......................................................:  32.3%
>>   9. dvus......................................................:  32.1%
>>  10. bryan.....................................................:  30.1%
>> 
>> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
>> ==================================================================
>>   1. ah........................................................:   2.0%
>>   2. Al........................................................:   3.3%
>>   3. Dr. Flonkenstein..........................................:   3.7%
>>   4. Art Deco..................................................:   3.8%
>>   5. Pale.Pink.................................................:   4.0%
>>   6. Hatchetmama...............................................:   5.4%
>>   7. Phillip Kyle..............................................:   5.5%
>>   8. Nick Wise.................................................:   5.9%
>>   9. Chairman Cow..............................................:   6.0%
>>  10. Pedantic KookeShitE.......................................:   6.8%
>> 
>> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
>> ==========================================
>>   1. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 701
>>   2. alt.2600.....................................................: 686
>>   3. alt.hackers.malicious........................................: 573
>>   4. alt.html.....................................................: 452
>>   5. demon.local..................................................: 390
>>   6. alt.fan.art-bell.............................................: 348
>>   7. alt.fucknozzles..............................................: 259
>>   8. alt.non.sequitur.............................................: 220
>>   9. alt.flame....................................................: 211
>>  10. alt.culture.alaska...........................................: 176
>> 
>> ====================================================
>> End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>> 
>> 
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