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In article <1127516993.34890@stats.poster>,
stats@lies.damn.lies says...
> NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>
> Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> Newsgroup.................: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
> Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 23 Sep 2005 23:00:00 GMT
> Stats Begin...............: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 23:05:46 GMT
> Stats End.................: Fri, 23 Sep 2005 22:59:30 GMT
> Days......................: 7
> Total No. of Articles.....: 1845
> Total No. of Characters...: 7552757
> Total Volume..............: 7375
> Messages Per Day..........: 263.6
> Characters Per Day........: 1078965.3
> Average Daily Volume......: 1053 kB
> Total Posters This Week...: 160
> Messages with Sigs........: 62.93%
> Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 66.84%
> Original Content Rating...: 16.43%
>
> Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ===============================================================
> 1. Hatchetmama.......................................: 124 17.7 6.7%
> 2. mimus.............................................: 122 17.4 6.6%
> 3. Chairman Cow......................................: 96 13.7 5.2%
Up one position from last week
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> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
> ===========================================================================
> 1. Chairman Cow......................................: 551 78.8 7.5%
Thanks, EF. I couldn't have done it without you.
> 2. Hatchetmama.......................................: 495 70.7 6.7%
> 3. mimus.............................................: 383 54.8 5.2%
> 4. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=..............................: 374 53.6 5.1%
> 5. dave hillstrom....................................: 360 51.5 4.9%
> 6. Al................................................: 309 44.2 4.2%
> 7. Onideus Mad Hatter................................: 305 43.6 4.1%
> 8. Phillip Kyle......................................: 293 41.9 4.0%
> 9. Nick Wise.........................................: 282 40.4 3.8%
> 10. Noodles Jefferson.................................: 236 33.7 3.2%
> 11. ThePsyko..........................................: 230 33.0 3.1%
> 12. Dr. Flonkenstein..................................: 230 32.9 3.1%
> 13. §ñühw=3F£f..........................................: 216 31.0 2.9%
> 14. ah................................................: 198 28.4 2.7%
> 15. Look..............................................: 192 27.5 2.6%
> 16. Well..............................................: 167 23.9 2.3%
> 17. flycooter.........................................: 155 22.3 2.1%
> 18. Rev . Peter Parsnip...............................: 126 18.1 1.7%
> 19. Post Punk.........................................: 126 18.0 1.7%
> 20. Steve Leyland.....................................: 110 15.9 1.5%
> 21. PJR...............................................: 70 10.1 1.0%
> 22. invalid...........................................: 70 10.1 1.0%
> 23. Aratzio...........................................: 68 9.8 0.9%
> 24. Kadaitcha Man.....................................: 67 9.7 0.9%
> 25. prettiestboy......................................: 67 9.6 0.9%
> 26. dvus..............................................: 66 9.5 0.9%
> 27. Smee..............................................: 62 8.9 0.8%
> 28. Art Deco..........................................: 62 8.9 0.8%
> 29. Doug Freyburger...................................: 58 8.3 0.8%
> 30. bryan.............................................: 57 8.2 0.8%
> 31. Usenet Stats Poster...............................: 48 7.0 0.7%
> 32. BuZZard...........................................: 47 6.7 0.6%
> 33. Fuzzy Minded One-Worlders United For Appeasement N: 46 6.6 0.6%
> 34. God...............................................: 46 6.6 0.6%
> 35. kcannon...........................................: 45 6.5 0.6%
> 36. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 41 6.0 0.6%
> 37. Crawdad...........................................: 40 5.7 0.5%
> 38. smallfoot.........................................: 37 5.4 0.5%
> 39. Flaagg............................................: 36 5.3 0.5%
> 40. hamlet............................................: 34 4.9 0.5%
> 41. Chadwick Stone©...................................: 32 4.7 0.4%
> 42. knoxy.............................................: 32 4.6 0.4%
> 43. UP-IN-SMOKE.......................................: 31 4.5 0.4%
> 44. Pedantic KookeShitE...............................: 29 4.3 0.4%
> 45. Michael Cook......................................: 29 4.2 0.4%
> 46. Sean Monaghan.....................................: 29 4.2 0.4%
> 47. Pale.Pink.........................................: 28 4.1 0.4%
> 48. hoKEy wOLf........................................: 26 3.8 0.4%
> 49. Adie..............................................: 26 3.7 0.4%
> 50. vampi.............................................: 23 3.4 0.3%
> 51. Steve Leyland.....................................: 23 3.3 0.3%
> 52. Cujo DeSockpuppet.................................: 22 3.3 0.3%
> 53. kacannon..........................................: 22 3.2 0.3%
> 54. bryan.............................................: 21 3.0 0.3%
> 55. Paul Rooney.......................................: 18 2.7 0.3%
> 56. Rev Turd Fredericks...............................: 17 2.5 0.2%
> 57. Reverend =?UTF-8?B?TW9zbmFywqk=?=.................: 17 2.4 0.2%
> 58. Bill Cleere.......................................: 15 2.3 0.2%
> 59. fizzgigg..........................................: 15 2.3 0.2%
> 60. Billy Crabs.......................................: 14 2.0 0.2%
> 61. lisa..............................................: 13 2.0 0.2%
> 62. Hans..............................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
> 63. Hulk..............................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
> 64. ~ Jinn ~..........................................: 11 1.6 0.2%
> 65. Shaun aRe.........................................: 10 1.5 0.1%
> 66. JM................................................: 10 1.5 0.1%
> 67. Beau Blue.........................................: 9 1.4 0.1%
> 68. spooge............................................: 9 1.4 0.1%
> 69. Rose..............................................: 9 1.4 0.1%
> 70. ?.................................................: 9 1.4 0.1%
> 71. tinplated.........................................: 9 1.3 0.1%
> 72. babaloo you too...................................: 8 1.3 0.1%
> 73. Bill Cleere.......................................: 8 1.3 0.1%
> 74. The Queen of Cans and Jars........................: 8 1.2 0.1%
> 75. Dowap.............................................: 8 1.2 0.1%
> 76. Chris.............................................: 7 1.1 0.1%
> 77. Spanky The Thunder Chicken........................: 7 1.1 0.1%
> 78. Bryan.............................................: 7 1.1 0.1%
> 79. mach..............................................: 7 1.1 0.1%
> 80. snagnbytz.........................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
> 81. Holly.............................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
> 82. Morlock...........................................: 7 1.0 0.1%
> 83. Grant.............................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> 84. abuse.............................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> 85. Art Pussy.........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> 86. nyarltep..........................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> 87. news.readfreenews.net.............................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 88. Pinku-Sensei......................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 89. Pan paniscus......................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 90. Gerald Newton.....................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 91. Daedalus..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 92. s007ii............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 93. DV8...............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 94. - Jinn -..........................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 95. Bradley Bungmunch.................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 96. jet...............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 97. nebulax...........................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 98. Dingleberry.......................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 99. TJ\...............................................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 100. you tried.........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 101. John Henry........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 102. Peter the Penis Farmer............................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 103. Mimic.............................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 104. Russell B.........................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 105. Ari...............................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 106. DE................................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 107. Lord Gazwad of Grantham...........................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 108. Hope Munro Smith..................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 109. longhornster......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 110. Kali..............................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 111. Woodchuck Bill....................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 112. P©WÉ®T©©LMÂN ²ºº5.................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 113. thedoubtersneedle.................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 114. Nicholas D Richards...............................: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 115. GeOrGe]:\)2005....................................: 3 0.5 0.0%
> 116. mf doom...........................................: 3 0.5 0.0%
> 117. =?ISO-8859-1?Q?=B1=A9_Flipper_Mike_=AE=B3?=.......: 3 0.5 0.0%
> 118. navykurt@yahoo.com................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 119. 0mn1vore..........................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 120. reneric...........................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 121. cmsix.............................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 122. oldgringo747-jet..................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 123. Rabbitch..........................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 124. Uni...............................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 125. Trace.............................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 126. News..............................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 127. solbarth..........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 128. Scotty............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 129. utb...............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 130. Raspberry Beret...................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 131. Mike..............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 132. candle............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 133. me................................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 134. tsest.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 135. Kill Master.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 136. guyfawkes.........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 137. Karl Hungus.......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 138. CountryStuff......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 139. tssk..............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 140. Post Post Colonial Boy............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 141. B. Oogey..........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 142. Baldur............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 143. ryannosaurus......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 144. shaazthegreat.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 145. Katy Skinner......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 146. Anssi Hyytiainen..................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 147. bubbles...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 148. Proginoskes.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 149. GaryE.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 150. Gerald Newton.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 151. albert ross.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 152. Jim Spriggs.......................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 153. da+amine..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 154. Freddie Fuckwit...................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 155. Patsy.............................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 156. Napoleon Dynamite.................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 157. Domestos..........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 158. Gerald Newton.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 159. Gerald Newton.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 160. Honest Abe........................................: 0 0.1 0.0%
>
> Top 500 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ==============================================================
> 1. Just for old times sake...........................: 145 20.7 7.9%
> 2. Ya Gotta Shout One Last Time, Innit?..............: 96 13.7 5.2%
> 3. PJR HOMO PETITMORTE PICS LARTED...................: 70 10.0 3.8%
> 4. Flonk Animal Count................................: 68 9.7 3.7%
> 5. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 62 8.9 3.4%
> 6. Oh Google, Google, God of Knowledge answered my ca: 52 7.4 2.8%
> 7. OT: Should I move.................................: 49 7.0 2.7%
> 8. dio GROUP FIST FUCKS THE FLONK OUT OF AMD.........: 47 6.7 2.5%
> 9. PETITMORTE FUNERAL ON ORDER.......................: 46 6.6 2.5%
> 10. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein: 45 6.4 2.4%
> 11. pay...............................................: 43 6.1 2.3%
> 12. Hey Cooter.. netKKKop this!! bwahahahahaha.......: 40 5.7 2.2%
> 13. memo to group.....................................: 40 5.7 2.2%
> 14. Fly Poofter fucks up...(was Re: PJR HOMO PETITMORT: 34 4.9 1.8%
> 15. OT - setting the record straight in New Orleans...: 34 4.9 1.8%
> 16. Nomination - Onideus Mad Hatter & Fly Cooter for B: 33 4.7 1.8%
> 17. RU IN? GET N8KED PPL..............................: 31 4.4 1.7%
> 18. men who wear nail polish..........................: 29 4.1 1.6%
> 19. snake problem solved..............................: 29 4.1 1.6%
> 20. Little known science fact:........................: 27 3.9 1.5%
> 21. Not that there's anything wrong with that.........: 26 3.7 1.4%
> 22. Whisper...........................................: 26 3.7 1.4%
> 23. I Saw The Germs Last Night At The Roxy!!!!!1......: 25 3.6 1.4%
> 24. I Had a Vision Just Last Night....................: 23 3.3 1.2%
> 25. No one cares about her anymore....................: 23 3.3 1.2%
> 26. Fat Matt Moulton tries to be slick................: 22 3.1 1.2%
> 27. Wow...............................................: 21 3.0 1.1%
> 28. MEOW PICTURES REMOVED, MOULTON....................: 20 2.9 1.1%
> 29. Quick !! Say Something !!.........................: 19 2.7 1.0%
> 30. today the 22nd....................................: 19 2.7 1.0%
> 31. Getting stuff done................................: 17 2.4 0.9%
> 32. Microsoft does something right for a change.......: 17 2.4 0.9%
> 33. President Bush is addressing the nation!..........: 17 2.4 0.9%
> 34. ******New Schtick! Separated at Birth! **Enjoy!!@: 16 2.3 0.9%
> 35. Chubby Netcop "Fly Cooter" Tells A Fib............: 15 2.1 0.8%
> 36. I was on the TV, bitches..........................: 15 2.1 0.8%
> 37. Name That Economic Principle......................: 15 2.1 0.8%
> 38. Fly Poofter MIA...................................: 14 2.0 0.8%
> 39. Nomination - Guy Fawkes for Darth Bawl............: 14 2.0 0.8%
> 40. Courtney Love as the Joker........................: 13 1.9 0.7%
> 41. Waaah.............................................: 13 1.9 0.7%
> 42. so that's what's in the shed, eh?.................: 13 1.9 0.7%
> 43. *OFFICIAL* - Guy Fawkes is a really nice Guy & I h: 12 1.7 0.7%
> 44. I saw "The Grudge" on TV..........................: 12 1.7 0.7%
> 45. What the hell is a bad cold.......................: 12 1.7 0.7%
> 46. Meow: always cross post alaska topics to alt.2600.: 11 1.6 0.6%
> 47. What's the Opposite of "Fuzzy" (Math, Logic, Etc.): 11 1.6 0.6%
> 48. PING Dave.........................................: 10 1.4 0.5%
> 49. ******Funny Thought I Just Had********............: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 50. BUZZARD'S NEST....................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 51. Dubya Falls Off the Wagon - AGAIN!................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 52. It is with the greatest pleasure that I announce m: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 53. MORE DIRT ON MOULTON..............................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 54. Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein please step f: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 55. NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for Bob Alisat H,L,&S and C: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 56. Usnet and posting.................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 57. uhh...............................................: 8 1.1 0.4%
> 58. My neighbors are deeply in "love".................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 59. PING KADAITCHA MAN (Re: NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 60. Red area at opening of penis......................: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 61. Someone check buzzards contact info...............: 7 1.0 0.4%
> 62. ANYBODY GOT ANY GOOD KATRINA/NEW ORLEANS JOKES?...: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 63. Crossposting Pests................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 64. Fly Cooter: he works cheap... everything for just : 6 0.9 0.3%
> 65. My house had a bath yesterday.....................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 66. PING: Mike H (was)Re: Oh Google, Google, God of Kn: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 67. Please help me - the 'silent treatment'...........: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 68. Should I move.....................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 69. Strange...........................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 70. UK troops caught pretending to be Iraqi 'insurgent: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 71. whither queenie?..................................: 6 0.9 0.3%
> 72. Cumulonimbi Flee My Presence......................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 73. Do we REALLY Want a Drug-Free Society?............: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 74. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to : 5 0.7 0.3%
> 75. Facilis Descensus Averni..........................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 76. KADAITCHA MAN LART IN PROGRESS....................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 77. MATTHEW MOULTON PUSSIES OUT.......................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 78. NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for Bob Alisat H,L,&S and C: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 79. Piddle Pants Whines...............................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 80. Someone figure out my mistake!....................: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 81. Time for Another Baby-Step Away from Microsoft....: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 82. another year comes, another year goes.............: 5 0.7 0.3%
> 83. A Short- and Maybe Middle-Term Gasoline Conservati: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 84. Hi, I just joined here!...........................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 85. I Just Learned a New Word on the Tennis Newsgroup.: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 86. Meow, Meow, Meow..................................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 87. So Long, Farewell, It's Time for Me to Go.........: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 88. Yoooo, K00ky Cooter...............................: 4 0.6 0.2%
> 89. ALT.HTML Statistics for 18/09/2005................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 90. BUZZARD FORCED TO PROVIDE HIS REAL SHIT TO WHOIS..: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 91. Catbox Chemistry..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 92. Doug Frewyburger is spamming my group!............: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 93. I am tired of my crummy ol' website...............: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 94. More Fly Poofter Fun..............................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 95. Ping flooter mcfly................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 96. Ping: Fly Cooter..................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 97. So Long, Farewell, We Had A Good Time, True That..: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 98. Time fer th' anti-oxidants........................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 99. todays tasks......................................: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 100. {ASSD} WoW, Look Everyone, Chester learns to k00kd: 3 0.4 0.2%
> 101. A New Hobby Of Mine...............................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 102. Ahhhhhh...........................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 103. Dave's rationale for moving out into the woods. (l: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 104. Flonk fails.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 105. Fly Poofter Can't Seem To Make Good On His Mommy T: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 106. Giarmo ALERT! Important!.........................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 107. Howard Stern's Horse-faced Girlfriend.............: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 108. OK Science Buffs..................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 109. Ping: Dowap.......................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 110. So Lame, Don't Cry, Dave Hillstrom's Big Toes Curl: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 111. So Long, Ta Ta, Your Car Keys I'll Produ-uce......: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 112. Stupid Question...................................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 113. Subby Piddle Pants Needs His Diaper Changed.......: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 114. Time to switch - Opera now Free...................: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 115. {ASSD} Re: BADGERS!! BADGERS ON THE ANIMAL PLANET: 2 0.3 0.1%
> 116. "Leaked" Video irrelevant. A Boeing 757 Hit The Pe: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 117. <ping>............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 118. AUK & AFA-B Nominations - Terrence "Fly" Cooter fo: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 119. Annexing The Flonk................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 120. BUZZARD DOESNT CHIRP YOU FAGGORT! MUAHAHAHA.......: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 121. Bah...............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 122. Bowel problem.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 123. Dirty Sanchez.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 124. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to : 1 0.1 0.1%
> 125. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to : 1 0.1 0.1%
> 126. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 127. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 128. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 129. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 130. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 131. Firefox 1.0.7 released............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 132. Fly Poofter Speaks up...(was Re: PJR HOMO PETITMOR: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 133. Hey Cooter.. netKKKop this!! bwahahahahaha........: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 134. Illegal?..........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 135. It is with the greatest pleasure that I announce m: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 136. Jesus built the dinosaurs.........................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 137. Latest Google slam................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 138. New Ipod Nano Just Released, Free (with only 2 ref: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 139. Oh meow, meow on the wall, who is the smartest of : 1 0.1 0.1%
> 140. Oh, Kewl!.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 141. Ouch!.............................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 142. PING Dean.........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 143. PING Kevin Cannon (Re: PJR HOMO PETITMORTE PICS LA: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 144. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 145. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 146. PING: Incantatrix.................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 147. Pimpin'...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 148. SAVING MONEY.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 149. So Long, Hold On, I Cannot Find the Keyhole.......: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 150. So Long, I'm Full, Desert Was Quite A Highlight...: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 151. So Long, I'm Glad to Leave on Such Good Terms.....: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 152. So Long, Oh Well, We're Still Not Through This Thr: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 153. So Long, Toodleloo, You're All a Bunch of Pricks..: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 154. So who is this person Isabeaux that everybody hate: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 155. Soul Mates: Fly Cooter and Onideus Mad Hatter.....: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 156. StickIt...........................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 157. Substitue Antichrist..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 158. The Latest Neocon Lies............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 159. Wanted dead or alive..............................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 160. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 161. You all suck......................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 162. hatred is a powerfull emotion.....................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 163. i'm wondering.....................................: 1 0.1 0.1%
> 164. {ASSD}Reposting of The Best Mechanic--revised and : 1 0.1 0.1%
>
> Top 500 Bandwidth-Slurping Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
> ===========================================================================
> 1. Just for old times sake...........................: 507 72.5 6.9%
> 2. Ya Gotta Shout One Last Time, Innit?..............: 356 50.9 4.8%
> 3. Flonk Animal Count................................: 345 49.3 4.7%
> 4. memo to group.....................................: 310 44.3 4.2%
> 5. RU IN? GET N8KED PPL..............................: 305 43.6 4.1%
> 6. OT - setting the record straight in New Orleans...: 279 39.9 3.8%
> 7. PJR HOMO PETITMORTE PICS LARTED...................: 275 39.4 3.7%
> 8. PETITMORTE FUNERAL ON ORDER.......................: 259 37.1 3.5%
> 9. Oh Google, Google, God of Knowledge answered my ca: 256 36.7 3.5%
> 10. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 255 36.5 3.5%
> 11. pay...............................................: 254 36.3 3.4%
> 12. dio GROUP FIST FUCKS THE FLONK OUT OF AMD.........: 238 34.1 3.2%
> 13. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein: 215 30.7 2.9%
> 14. Microsoft does something right for a change.......: 187 26.7 2.5%
> 15. OT: Should I move.................................: 171 24.6 2.3%
> 16. Fly Poofter fucks up...(was Re: PJR HOMO PETITMORT: 124 17.8 1.7%
> 17. Fat Matt Moulton tries to be slick................: 123 17.7 1.7%
> 18. Hey Cooter.. netKKKop this!! bwahahahahaha.......: 117 16.8 1.6%
> 19. snake problem solved..............................: 115 16.5 1.6%
> 20. Nomination - Onideus Mad Hatter & Fly Cooter for B: 110 15.8 1.5%
> 21. men who wear nail polish..........................: 104 14.9 1.4%
> 22. MEOW PICTURES REMOVED, MOULTON....................: 103 14.8 1.4%
> 23. Wow...............................................: 89 12.8 1.2%
> 24. I Saw The Germs Last Night At The Roxy!!!!!1......: 81 11.6 1.1%
> 25. No one cares about her anymore....................: 77 11.0 1.0%
> 26. Whisper...........................................: 74 10.7 1.0%
> 27. Name That Economic Principle......................: 72 10.3 1.0%
> 28. Waaah.............................................: 72 10.3 1.0%
> 29. Little known science fact:........................: 70 10.1 1.0%
> 30. I Had a Vision Just Last Night....................: 70 10.1 1.0%
> 31. Not that there's anything wrong with that.........: 66 9.5 0.9%
> 32. President Bush is addressing the nation!..........: 62 8.9 0.8%
> 33. Doug Frewyburger is spamming my group!............: 60 8.6 0.8%
> 34. Meow, Meow, Meow..................................: 52 7.5 0.7%
> 35. Weekly News Statistics for alt.alien.vampire.flonk: 48 7.0 0.7%
> 36. Getting stuff done................................: 46 6.6 0.6%
> 37. Chubby Netcop "Fly Cooter" Tells A Fib............: 44 6.4 0.6%
> 38. NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for Bob Alisat H,L,&S and C: 39 5.6 0.5%
> 39. today the 22nd....................................: 38 5.5 0.5%
> 40. Meow: always cross post alaska topics to alt.2600.: 36 5.2 0.5%
> 41. Quick !! Say Something !!.........................: 35 5.0 0.5%
> 42. ******New Schtick! Separated at Birth! **Enjoy!!@: 34 4.9 0.5%
> 43. Fly Poofter MIA...................................: 33 4.8 0.5%
> 44. I was on the TV, bitches..........................: 30 4.4 0.4%
> 45. PING: Mike H (was)Re: Oh Google, Google, God of Kn: 30 4.3 0.4%
> 46. I saw "The Grudge" on TV..........................: 30 4.3 0.4%
> 47. MORE DIRT ON MOULTON..............................: 28 4.0 0.4%
> 48. Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein please step f: 27 4.0 0.4%
> 49. NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for Bob Alisat H,L,&S and C: 27 3.9 0.4%
> 50. so that's what's in the shed, eh?.................: 27 3.9 0.4%
> 51. Courtney Love as the Joker........................: 26 3.8 0.4%
> 52. Nomination - Guy Fawkes for Darth Bawl............: 24 3.5 0.3%
> 53. It is with the greatest pleasure that I announce m: 23 3.4 0.3%
> 54. PING KADAITCHA MAN (Re: NOMINATION: Fly Cooter for: 23 3.3 0.3%
> 55. Crossposting Pests................................: 23 3.3 0.3%
> 56. Usnet and posting.................................: 22 3.3 0.3%
> 57. Dubya Falls Off the Wagon - AGAIN!................: 21 3.1 0.3%
> 58. PING Dave.........................................: 21 3.1 0.3%
> 59. BUZZARD'S NEST....................................: 21 3.1 0.3%
> 60. *OFFICIAL* - Guy Fawkes is a really nice Guy & I h: 21 3.0 0.3%
> 61. {ASSD} Re: BADGERS!! BADGERS ON THE ANIMAL PLANET: 21 3.0 0.3%
> 62. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to : 20 3.0 0.3%
> 63. What the hell is a bad cold.......................: 19 2.8 0.3%
> 64. What's the Opposite of "Fuzzy" (Math, Logic, Etc.): 18 2.7 0.3%
> 65. KADAITCHA MAN LART IN PROGRESS....................: 17 2.5 0.2%
> 66. MATTHEW MOULTON PUSSIES OUT.......................: 16 2.4 0.2%
> 67. uhh...............................................: 16 2.4 0.2%
> 68. My neighbors are deeply in "love".................: 16 2.3 0.2%
> 69. Piddle Pants Whines...............................: 15 2.3 0.2%
> 70. Facilis Descensus Averni..........................: 15 2.2 0.2%
> 71. ******Funny Thought I Just Had********............: 15 2.2 0.2%
> 72. A New Hobby Of Mine...............................: 15 2.1 0.2%
> 73. Red area at opening of penis......................: 14 2.1 0.2%
> 74. another year comes, another year goes.............: 14 2.0 0.2%
> 75. Please help me - the 'silent treatment'...........: 14 2.0 0.2%
> 76. ANYBODY GOT ANY GOOD KATRINA/NEW ORLEANS JOKES?...: 13 2.0 0.2%
> 77. Someone check buzzards contact info...............: 13 1.9 0.2%
> 78. UK troops caught pretending to be Iraqi 'insurgent: 13 1.9 0.2%
> 79. Fly Cooter: he works cheap... everything for just : 12 1.8 0.2%
> 80. Should I move.....................................: 12 1.8 0.2%
> 81. More Fly Poofter Fun..............................: 11 1.7 0.2%
> 82. Someone figure out my mistake!....................: 11 1.7 0.2%
> 83. Do we REALLY Want a Drug-Free Society?............: 11 1.6 0.1%
> 84. My house had a bath yesterday.....................: 11 1.6 0.1%
> 85. BUZZARD FORCED TO PROVIDE HIS REAL SHIT TO WHOIS..: 10 1.5 0.1%
> 86. ALT.HTML Statistics for 18/09/2005................: 10 1.5 0.1%
> 87. So Long, Farewell, It's Time for Me to Go.........: 10 1.5 0.1%
> 88. Yoooo, K00ky Cooter...............................: 10 1.5 0.1%
> 89. Time for Another Baby-Step Away from Microsoft....: 10 1.5 0.1%
> 90. Strange...........................................: 9 1.3 0.1%
> 91. So Long, Farewell, We Had A Good Time, True That..: 9 1.3 0.1%
> 92. Hi, I just joined here!...........................: 8 1.2 0.1%
> 93. todays tasks......................................: 8 1.2 0.1%
> 94. Dave's rationale for moving out into the woods. (l: 8 1.2 0.1%
> 95. Giarmo ALERT! Important!.........................: 8 1.2 0.1%
> 96. I am tired of my crummy ol' website...............: 8 1.2 0.1%
> 97. Cumulonimbi Flee My Presence......................: 8 1.2 0.1%
> 98. whither queenie?..................................: 7 1.1 0.1%
> 99. {ASSD} WoW, Look Everyone, Chester learns to k00kd: 7 1.1 0.1%
> 100. I Just Learned a New Word on the Tennis Newsgroup.: 7 1.0 0.1%
> 101. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein: 7 1.0 0.1%
> 102. A Short- and Maybe Middle-Term Gasoline Conservati: 7 1.0 0.1%
> 103. Ping: Fly Cooter..................................: 6 1.0 0.1%
> 104. Hey Cooter.. netKKKop this!! bwahahahahaha........: 6 1.0 0.1%
> 105. Catbox Chemistry..................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 106. <ping>............................................: 6 0.9 0.1%
> 107. Wanted dead or alive..............................: 5 0.8 0.1%
> 108. "Leaked" Video irrelevant. A Boeing 757 Hit The Pe: 5 0.7 0.1%
> 109. hatred is a powerfull emotion.....................: 5 0.7 0.1%
> 110. Subby Piddle Pants Needs His Diaper Changed.......: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 111. PING: Incantatrix.................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 112. Ping flooter mcfly................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 113. Flonk fails.......................................: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 114. Howard Stern's Horse-faced Girlfriend.............: 4 0.7 0.1%
> 115. Time fer th' anti-oxidants........................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 116. AUK & AFA-B Nominations - Terrence "Fly" Cooter fo: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 117. Ping: Dowap.......................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 118. Stupid Question...................................: 4 0.6 0.1%
> 119. Time to switch - Opera now Free...................: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 120. Annexing The Flonk................................: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 121. So Lame, Don't Cry, Dave Hillstrom's Big Toes Curl: 3 0.6 0.1%
> 122. Fly Poofter Can't Seem To Make Good On His Mommy T: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 123. So Long, Ta Ta, Your Car Keys I'll Produ-uce......: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 124. PING: ANT Re: Meow: Will the true Dr. Flonkenstein: 3 0.5 0.1%
> 125. BUZZARD DOESNT CHIRP YOU FAGGORT! MUAHAHAHA.......: 3 0.5 0.0%
> 126. Dirty Sanchez.....................................: 3 0.5 0.0%
> 127. OK Science Buffs..................................: 3 0.5 0.0%
> 128. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 3 0.4 0.0%
> 129. Jesus built the dinosaurs.........................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 130. {ASSD}Reposting of The Best Mechanic--revised and : 2 0.4 0.0%
> 131. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 132. Ahhhhhh...........................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 133. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to : 2 0.4 0.0%
> 134. PING Dean.........................................: 2 0.4 0.0%
> 135. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 136. Fly Poofter Speaks up...(was Re: PJR HOMO PETITMOR: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 137. Ouch!.............................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 138. Substitue Antichrist..............................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 139. It is with the greatest pleasure that I announce m: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 140. SAVING MONEY.....................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 141. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 142. Soul Mates: Fly Cooter and Onideus Mad Hatter.....: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 143. Everything You Wanted to Know (but were afraid to : 2 0.3 0.0%
> 144. Latest Google slam................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 145. Firefox 1.0.7 released............................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 146. StickIt...........................................: 2 0.3 0.0%
> 147. Illegal?..........................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 148. New Ipod Nano Just Released, Free (with only 2 ref: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 149. The Latest Neocon Lies............................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 150. So Long, I'm Full, Desert Was Quite A Highlight...: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 151. So who is this person Isabeaux that everybody hate: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 152. Bah...............................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 153. FAT MATT MOULTON SENDS "W.F.B." <spurrious@comcast: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 154. You all suck......................................: 1 0.3 0.0%
> 155. i'm wondering.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 156. So Long, I'm Glad to Leave on Such Good Terms.....: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 157. So Long, Hold On, I Cannot Find the Keyhole.......: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 158. So Long, Oh Well, We're Still Not Through This Thr: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 159. So Long, Toodleloo, You're All a Bunch of Pricks..: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 160. Pimpin'...........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 161. Oh, Kewl!.........................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 162. PING Kevin Cannon (Re: PJR HOMO PETITMORTE PICS LA: 1 0.2 0.0%
> 163. Oh meow, meow on the wall, who is the smartest of : 1 0.2 0.0%
> 164. Bowel problem.....................................: 1 0.2 0.0%
>
> Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> ===============================================================
> 1. spooge....................................................: 85.1%
> 2. Kadaitcha Man.............................................: 51.0%
> 3. hamlet....................................................: 44.9%
> 4. Reverend =?UTF-8?B?TW9zbmFywqk=?=.........................: 43.9%
> 5. =?iso-8859-1?Q?=B1?=......................................: 41.0%
> 6. Crawdad...................................................: 40.0%
> 7. §ñühw=3F£f..................................................: 38.6%
> 8. Hans......................................................: 32.3%
> 9. dvus......................................................: 32.1%
> 10. bryan.....................................................: 30.1%
>
> Bottom 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (All Bytes)
> ==================================================================
> 1. ah........................................................: 2.0%
> 2. Al........................................................: 3.3%
> 3. Dr. Flonkenstein..........................................: 3.7%
> 4. Art Deco..................................................: 3.8%
> 5. Pale.Pink.................................................: 4.0%
> 6. Hatchetmama...............................................: 5.4%
> 7. Phillip Kyle..............................................: 5.5%
> 8. Nick Wise.................................................: 5.9%
> 9. Chairman Cow..............................................: 6.0%
> 10. Pedantic KookeShitE.......................................: 6.8%
>
> Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
> ==========================================
> 1. alt.usenet.kooks.............................................: 701
> 2. alt.2600.....................................................: 686
> 3. alt.hackers.malicious........................................: 573
> 4. alt.html.....................................................: 452
> 5. demon.local..................................................: 390
> 6. alt.fan.art-bell.............................................: 348
> 7. alt.fucknozzles..............................................: 259
> 8. alt.non.sequitur.............................................: 220
> 9. alt.flame....................................................: 211
> 10. alt.culture.alaska...........................................: 176
>
> ====================================================
> End of stats for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>
>
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