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Date: Thu, 28 Apr 2005 15:29:20 +0000
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"scas" <aksalbe212@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Top 10 things Rey should do next:
>
> 10. Wield his vast power and influence against Google to get them to
> bring their old interface back
> 9. Organize a brainstorm session to see if there could possibly be a
> more annoying solution to the picture bandwidth issue
> 8. Answer his email
> 7. Fix the unequal distribution of wealth in American society
> 6. Recruit oosh and Bradley Stoke to post again because, damn it,
> this
> newsgroup is dull without them
> 5. Design some "I (heart) PEDOPHILE STORIES" bumper stickers for the
> ASSTR gift shop
> 4. Buy more server space to hold all the Glass Lounge discussions
> 3. Help us shame the Catholic Church into changing their evil ways
> 2. Implement the vastly superior Story Code Addendum System(tm)
>
> And the number one thing Rey should do next:
>
> Excise the following words from all ASSTR stories:
>
> Dick, Cock, Penis, Rod, Shaft, Balls, Nuts, Schlong, Manmeat, Organ,
> Erect (Erection), Stiff, Throb, Cum, Climax, Orgasm, Sperm,
> Ejaculation, Jizz, Cum, Get Off, Bang, Fuck, Sex, Laid (Lay), Love,
> Fill, Full, Piss, Suck, Kiss, Lick, Tongue, Fuck, Shit, Virgin,
> (Pre)Pubescent, (Pre)Teen, Innocent, Innocense, Whore, Slut, Daddy,
> Pappa, Ass, Butt, Rear, ,Anus, Anal, Cherry, Hole, Cunny, Clitorous,
> Crack, Slit, Cunt, Vagina, Pussy, Breasts, Tits(Titties), Nipples,
> Knockers, Boobs(Boobies), Nookie.
Thanks for leaving in coochie and cooter, two of my favorites.
Chess
>
> --
> scas - it's not just a FAQ, it's a complete Story Code Addendum
> System
>