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Subject: {ASSD} Top 10 things Rey should do next
Date: Thu, 28 Apr 2005 07:34:14 -0700
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Top 10 things Rey should do next:
10. Wield his vast power and influence against Google to get them to
bring their old interface back
9. Organize a brainstorm session to see if there could possibly be a
more annoying solution to the picture bandwidth issue
8. Answer his email
7. Fix the unequal distribution of wealth in American society
6. Recruit oosh and Bradley Stoke to post again because, damn it, this
newsgroup is dull without them
5. Design some "I (heart) PEDOPHILE STORIES" bumper stickers for the
ASSTR gift shop
4. Buy more server space to hold all the Glass Lounge discussions
3. Help us shame the Catholic Church into changing their evil ways
2. Implement the vastly superior Story Code Addendum System(tm)
And the number one thing Rey should do next:
Excise the following words from all ASSTR stories:
Dick, Cock, Penis, Rod, Shaft, Balls, Nuts, Schlong, Manmeat, Organ,
Erect (Erection), Stiff, Throb, Cum, Climax, Orgasm, Sperm,
Ejaculation, Jizz, Cum, Get Off, Bang, Fuck, Sex, Laid (Lay), Love,
Fill, Full, Piss, Suck, Kiss, Lick, Tongue, Fuck, Shit, Virgin,
(Pre)Pubescent, (Pre)Teen, Innocent, Innocense, Whore, Slut, Daddy,
Pappa, Ass, Butt, Rear, ,Anus, Anal, Cherry, Hole, Cunny, Clitorous,
Crack, Slit, Cunt, Vagina, Pussy, Breasts, Tits(Titties), Nipples,
Knockers, Boobs(Boobies), Nookie.
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