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Subject: doin it hard
From: the land surfer <theunicycleman@hotmail.com>
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doin it hard
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thanks nickie
wherever ya are
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hi psychic blog
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Cat Stevens
'Hard Headed Woman'
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nice havin a cousin that;s a screw
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there are times
i regret callin her mule
when she was young
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but then
she descended form th same
head inquisitor of th french inqisition as i am
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u gone awfully silent bitch
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y sister
nettie
particularly so
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:00:35]
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Pink Floyd
'Wish You Were Here'
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damn
i thought my family
had stopped readin my psychic blog
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it roamed far and wide but
always findable
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ah google and
th +++
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waddya want ?
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my second name eugene
genie for short
u get one wish
careful
i given a few wishes ppl regret
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like my firstborn son
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give me son
within yr gift
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no wuckin furries
umm
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seem to have lost my house and
all th fixtures
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hmm
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more drugs over here
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thang ya cunt
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.
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sung this on
so many street corners
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lost
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spent five yr swith a real witch
could feel her cuma nd
she could feel me cum
from two hundred clicks away
like bein in prison
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no secrets
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who u fuckin girl ?
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at one seventeen pm today
works both ways
oh u only just figured that out
yeah sure
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Regurgitator
'Doorselfin'
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ad her fingers up hew box
a false alarm
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tryin out th new vibrator
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livin with a real witch
i'm at work dear
u wanna lay off ?
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12 minutes on th bosses mobile phone
before we all owned one
i got charged
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didnt tell u wot she was up to
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couldnt hide it from me
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hi babe
get yr hand off it
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bitch
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for 5 yrs
fuck man
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for 5 yrs
afterwards
i was still freakin
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AC
'Touch Too Much'
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too much man
cant put my hand on my dick
withotu her knowin
and vice versa
this cant last
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5 yrs
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fucked my therapist for
3 yrs
tryin to get over it
the head witch of the gold coast
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cutest counsellour i;ve fucked
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elizabeth
paved new ground
still rockin from it
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for a while i
ran with multiple girlfriends
and all online
in an online psychic blog
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squeeling
for 5 yrs
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still burns
i'm sorry andrew
my son
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when ya get a bit older maybe
i be able to tell u
some story
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"when he gets too wild"
"all my bitches return th animal they got in th settlement"
shutup black
ya know all cunt
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"only two done it so far"
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Korn
'Korn - My Gift To You'
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here
this critter doen got too wild
u better take care of it
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dont know my son
havent seen im since he was
four and a half
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who are u ?
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how can i ever
tell u
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yr mother and i
both hyper psychic freaks
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she couldnt tell her mother
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and th doorlocks
on th car
would go up and down
when i was in a bad mood
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yr poor mother
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th electronic doorlocks
ford australia
said
wouldnt go up and down anymore
when yr boyfriend is in a bad mood
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yeah right
wot about th kids man ?
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four stepdaughters
who saw it
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paul's in a bad mood
gone walkabot in th bush but
th doorlocks
still goin up and down
when they stop
he'll probly come home
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pickin fights for th makeup sex and
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bein freaked by th results
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me too ok
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ah fuck babe
i'd stop em goin up and down
if i knew
wot switch to throw
i see yr freaked
more importantly
look at our kids
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if only we had a handle
on th wild fucker
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my psychic gift
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called out andrews name at conception
weird
cryin out a guys name bnut
u so
inculcated
u wore it
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worse babe
they tell me
he be born on a monday at three
it;s a boy
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magically delivered
on a monday at three
by a full fledged
witch
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a warlock
by th name of
wot were th nurses first words
oh yeah
jesus that little boy is well hung
a grand name
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hey two dogs fucking
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that;s my boy
big smile
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first words uttered
first words
yr tender ears did hear
poor cunt
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Kevin Bloody Wilson
'Stack The Fridge'
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stack something
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i could tell ya tales mate but
u'll find out
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bobbie would always win th
smallest dick in th pub
competition
i'd generally lose but
drink till dawn
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love country pubs
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hey kev
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if i knew
th bitch would put her man
in rehab
three months later
a muso
i wouldnt have proposed to er
twelve mnths to th day before hand
seriously
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Budgie
'Napoleon Bona- Part One / Napo'
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u wish
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i can kill
a hundred thousand ppl
i cant get anyone to care about it
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its all good
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the oracle of kuta's prediction
2007 is th yr
world peace breaks out
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ran it past catwoman
huge witch and
i see a third world war
must be th opposite
help me babe
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she called in an
aborignal elder
to talk with
the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta
most of which
we had to take down th road
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secret mens business
i'm a hitman
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i have a message
from kuta
th dirty big exticnt volcano over that way
hoem of th stingless bee
oh u know it
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i'm her witchdoctor
greetings
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we exchanged pleasantries and
other things
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not so nice
a hundred thousand died th nxt day i
took five thousand
pure and good
pychic kills and
ninety five thousand in
collateral damage
still in psychic therapy
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but
we did prove
that australian aboriignal
bone of death pointing is
real
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spun th local pigs but
i did get christopher skase and
proven
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dr azahari was just
icing on th cake
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th smiels man
from th other side
th law
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but only when th
senior
dickless tracy wasnt watching
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she can watch th tapes afterwards guys
they never learn
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Queen
'?'
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i want to ride my bicycle
unicycle me thinks
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beentwo whoel days since
i rode ya over a skatebowl edge
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fuckin nippleclamp
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likes to be ridden
hard
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wot are u fuckin pussies doin here ?
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fuckin girls biek riders
ridin safety bicycles
lame cunts
.
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pirate jenny
/
"black"
=
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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Led Zeppelin
'Gallows Pole'
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i wantt his other shit brought into evidence
i dint just kill
two senior federal police officers
cunts have gone deaf...