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Subject: driveway (karma)
From: th ghost who rolls <pepp@cyberdude.com>
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Date: Mon, 30 May 2005 07:12:50 +0000
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driveway (karma)
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music on
what did i pirate last night ?
"groove armada- my friend"
whack it on will ya jen
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groove armada
'my friend'
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kuta
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more drugs over here
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incense on
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threw th nephew in th car this am
turn th key
th limo boots into life
runs for ten seconds and runs out of fuel
nearly always in th driveway
like i keep tellin ya young fella
so i pull th jerrry out of th boot
and put in three bucks of petrol
tool to th servo and on
drop him to high school
tell him i dunno if im pickin him up or his old man
waitin on a call
headed for home
crashed
got up at five pm yesterday
one today
five thirty am wednesday
have to change time schedules back after singin both nights
on th weekend
anyway
woke up to th alarm
thinkin
maybe another half hour
ten seconds in
phone rings
little brother
can ya pick him up ?
yeah no worries
went to have coffee with my lady friends
mor elater
and propped at th high school at th appointed time
wait tll all th kids pile out
no young man
he's slipped past me
and i need a piss
so i slip to bilo
ring little brother on th pay phone
my credit's no good
give me a call back man
missin yur child
will ya call im and find th bugger ?
so he's ringin im
but th little bugger wont answer
im just doin my usual
followin synchronicity
stop pissin me off young man
jump in th car and drive
my phone goes off
and stops immediately
i slow th car down
and th young fella's phone goes off
he's lookin down at it
looks up
doesnt answer his dad
my little brother
i'm parked in front of im
get in th fuckin car young man
dont fuck with th wizard
i dunno
make me use my psychic abilities to track ya down
"followin electrical signals if ya ask me"
not askin
and prove it
where does my car break down young man ?
or yur old man's for that matter
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unless i'm shitstirring god
which is proper
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he tracked ya down last time
didnt take me overlong
i even got in my piss at bilo
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oh yeah man
this cop this morn
did a one eighty
to check out th four
geckoes
hangin on th bonnet
think we found a new artform
how long till i get told it's illegal
it's just a fancy fridge magnet
they're havin a little gatherin
crazy hood ornament
gotta make em some furniture
"with magnets up their bums"
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sounds like yur describin a vibrator
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"sorry, kuta lady was out there today"
"showed me a photo of a boys penis"
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"i've got one darling"
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i dunno
me and sel were laughin
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who's up for coffee ?
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been to see my dealer
on hydro now
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somebody i know has got th new
black eyed peas album
hmm
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that's wicked that song
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shades of lick my pussy
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goin to all music random
cmon synchronicity
show me th way
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pj harvey
'working for the man'
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hmmm
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take that one way or another
take it any way ya like
like i give a fuck
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"works for me"
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"i'm quite sure he said she could play on his finger"
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it embarrassed her
"im not fucking surprised"
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cmon little man
ya know better
i've had teenagers
he hasnt
i know ya skipped
felt ya go mate
<<< smile >>>
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friday night
um
no
workin saturday somewhere
have to be up at sparrowfart
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gotta pay for yur fun
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i cant make th rally
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the kinks
'i'm not like everybody else'
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guy called me a freak on saturday night
big deal
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i was on th unicycle at th time
givin it wellie
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in th street
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and man i was out of it
just had three bucket bongs
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ah well
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"just yur average australian male"
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havin a good giggle
.
.
.
anyhow
smoke more drugs
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left crank's got a one mill wobble
fuckin ell
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it's enough to make th land surfer cry
i've fucked another unicycle
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th red hot chilli peppers
'track no12"
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'keep on burnin'
'higher ground'
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i will take em in th surf
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just like girls
they dont like it in th surf
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do you ride a gils bike ?
does it have two wheels then ?
sorry
yes you do
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original wheel as patented by ugg
was singular
one wheel
everything else is an addition to make up for design flaws
you got a training wheel
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budgie
'breadfan'
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ya fuckin pudknocker
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"that is so cool"
"tellin th pigs they ride girls bikes"
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set a trap for me and got me
arent you clever ?
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golden earring
'radar love'
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those fuckers are huntin me tonight jared
fuck it's a great game
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im fucked
they;ve got two patrols
on bicycles
and th two on foot are watchin me
and cameras everywhere
as soon as i clear th crowd
i'm goin down
fuck it
im goin down surfin on th wheel
once more thru th posts in th mall
film this ya cunts
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th cops dont seem to mind th alien skull in th back window
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it's easy man
just stop thinkin about it
and just do
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th zen experience
is th first time
ya do th impossible
cause then it's possible
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where's my car breakdown mate ?
"in th driveway"
if yur old man's car is running out of fuel
where does it do it ?
"pulling in th service station driveway"
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tism
'track 26'
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<<< smile >>>
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mike oldfield
'tubular bells pt 1'
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ridin a unicycle without a light at 2212
im gunna have to fuckin blind ya
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"see this ya bastards"
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Bike Squad
"Girls Bike Squad"
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"he can sit on my finger"
jennifer
"well he was cute"
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didnt ya see a dickless tracy that turned yur eye ?
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obviously not
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"she said she's dropped him"
"before she shows me a photo of his dick"
"never seen that on will and grace"
fuck she's funny
she'll be fuckin him next weekend
you watch
havent seen th cow in ages
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gotta rock n roll
later
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th ghost who rolls
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p.s.
you sit down to pee...