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Pissing in potplants for beginners
+++
a syringe may be in order
hey psychic blog
+++
coldplay
'the scientist'
+++
nice comment man
+++
tooled to th shop
this arv
on th monoshock
unicycle
no crashes to report
ho hum
+++
should of added A SIXPACK
of bourbon
th three cones of marijuana didnt seem
to affect flight adversely
+++
and th music was good
+++
saw one chick dripping
+++
laurie anderson
'sweaters'
+++
u look a little hot
+++
oh
i was wearin a shirt
i apologise
my sixpack disguised
she's given me a fey look
+++
i care
+++
th bald tyre
carried th beast
over th traffic island
same as
+++
yeah i wanna bag
to carry
a loaf of bread
and two rashers of bacon home
i'm on one wheel
+++
foo fighters
'learn to fly'
+++
th council
zot bless em
have destroyed my track
under th big trees
new road base gravel and
they're puttin in
concrete path
down th steep hill bit
+++
fuck man
it never ends
ya find somewhere
challenging to ride and
th fuckers come in
and
tame it
+++
i contented my self with
divin off th bitumen
and back onto th
gravel and grass
with bad enough timing
i made a few cars slow down
+++
not looking
+++
no mirror
no hands
+++
ridin th joy stick
+++
enough already
ya mad unicycle
i took ya for a fuckin ride
+++
not enough
street furniture
from home to th shop
th beast just
startin to get warmed upa nd
oh hey i'm home
+++
smashing pumpkins
'1979'
+++
but i did get a good slide
on th driveway
behind th car
in my pullup that
made me kinda wet
+++
ya satisfied now nippleclamp ?
+++
i was smokin drugs
with yr
fabricator
earlier in th day
+++
talkin weed and
girls bikes
+++
two wheeled beasts
+++
shudder
scuse i
think i'm gunna be sick
more drugs over here ...
+++
think i agreed
to kill that guy
take his contract and
write a suitable death curse for im
about seven days before he dies
+++
it's fitting
+++
jewel
'sometimes it be that way'
+++
a confirmed
skeptic
i have to do it
+++
yur prize isnt
big enough
+++
to stop me writin yr death curse
+++
my rules mate
+++
finally
someone i can threaten with death
and not have th pigs
roll up to th door
with a police protection order
how very tiring
+++
no piece of paper
gunna save him
+++
with his
skeptic ways
so well noted and
my record for
nasty predictive services
+++
now lessee
+++
christopher skase
i dragged to his death
behind my car
in this book
a week
before he died
of natural causes
+++
i inform th tome
to give me a tickle
at th right time
to write
something suitable
+++
in my own good time
+++
me
'too slow'
+++
ah well
+++
long as it kills eventually
+++
it;s all good
+++
dirty deeds done dirt cheap
+++
need somethin special
to whack a skeptic
+++
maybe if i take his head off
with a cricket bat
a week before he dies
+++
this is for
harming low level psychics
+++
although
less than
2000 k's away
i can probly take ya
barebrained
+++
is sneakier
+++
and how i learned to ride my gift
+++
fuck man
another cunt i dont like
has bitten th dust
a week after i went spare about him
at th pub
+++
motorcycle
thru a tree
+++
bob marley
'jammin'
+++
might be
somethin to this curse my little brother calls
th seven day curse
+++
one day i'll
find a way to
understand it
+++
fit with
th land
we live in
ancient kadaitcha man
powers
+++
th witchdoctor has dropped another one
+++
36
in my most recent psychic kill
+++
small by my standards
+++
hardly worth th
guilt session
with notepad
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no 13'
+++
we thought th
blowback
would drown darwin
was far to th right of darwin
and did much good watering of th land
+++
track 13
would be to th right of
new guinea then
+++
track 10 hit th cape
and slid down th coast
+++
and th main thrust
went straight into jakarta
central
+++
fit my travel warning
for indonesia
public and
vocal
seven days earlier
beautifully
+++
so many disasters
to write clues to
i
pick and choose
+++
"wot i can use"
+++
the cranberries
'no need to argue'
+++
cant use my magic
to make money and
validation is
impossible in this fucked up world
+++
it demands
+++
take psychic kills in leau
rack up th tally
+++
cant be
altruistic
+++
but i worry
creature of balance
i have to balance
my magic
+++
but that cunt
i'm gunna whack regardless
+++
because he doesnt believe
+++
?
'track 4'
+++
only vaguely
need yr name
+++
dr azahari
we got on day twelve
usin just
dr death
+++
i'll write my clues
as vague as i fuckin well pls and
have u ever written clues to a
terrorist act
+++
four times and
+++
it doesnt get any easier
+++
i read back
seven days
in my psychic diary
th clues
to th latest atrocity and
shudder
+++
the edge
+++
the oracle of kuta
screaming at th british
in a shakespeare newsgroup
a week before
london was bombed
+++
nirvana
'drain you'
+++
yr nerves
already hypersensitive
why my nuts ache every day
+++
but
with hypersentivity comes
no sensitivity
+++
my psychic diary
had a blood money curse
from th witchdoctor of australia
in it
online
seven days
before the world trade centre
parked itself in it;s basement
in ten seconds flat
+++
a week
before th last kuta beach bombings
i was in a newsgroup
screaming
about kuta beach
and what if they
do it again
+++
hate
genuinely hate
writin clues
to terrorist acts
+++
my diary
even had
clues to th last
three high school shootings rampage
in america
a dated psychic prediction
+++
elvis costello
'watching the detectives'
+++
but still
th nsa or
the cia or
even asio
havent come thru my door
+++
even mi6 has
missed me
+++
too public maybe
+++
"too invisible"
+++
another kadaitcha man traight
+++
gift
+++
th
trail of
psychic predictions that
i played too close to th edge
but i dont have a chocie
over which
events i write clues to
+++
it just comes out
in th writing
of my psychic diary
+++
sometimes i can read th clues
and see wot;s coming
and sometimes i cant
+++
but they're in here
all th big ones
+++
santana
'black magic woman'
+++
wotever twists th
oz populace
i get th emotional wave
a week before
+++
my body slides downhill
liek before th london bombings
tripled drug use
+++
and still ran out
+++
and took
major risks
cause that one
if ya go back and read th clues
we had a pretty good idea
who do ya tell ?
+++
and
would they listen to a drug fucked
extreme unicyclist
+++
history says
no
+++
veteran
of a thousand psychic wars
jaded
+++
still winning
+++
fucked th head witch
three yrs running
+++
there's another terrorist act
i have to write clues to
i dont wanna paulo
+++
"there's always another one"
why cant i specialise in big disasters
would help disaster planning
+++
"th magic does at it wills"
cunt
+++
tool
'message to harry manback'
+++
am i it's tool
or is it mine
+++
"or a bit of both"
like most things
+++
bad taste in my mouth
writin clues to
natural disasters
even nasty ones
isnt as dangerous
as writin halfway decent clues
to a bombing
+++
will smith
'girls aint nothing but trouble'
+++
trouble with a capital B
+++
bad enough seein all this shit
even if most of it is backwards
+++
i know
i'll get to avenge our deaths
in th usual
psychic way but
man
th risks
+++
coffee...
.
.
.
liquid vegemite
.
.
.
+++
jewel
'cleveland'
+++
dont wanna play with this now psychic blog
th physical doctors have my body again
+++
waitin for th test results
+++
wot are my hormones doing now ?
+++
"a 59 Buick LeSabre"
ok
+++
nice lines
+++
i can see th witchdoctor shredding tyres in it
+++
although
th flat eight
porsche i
was gazing at last night
i know it isnt built yet
+++
man does it go
+++
the kinks
'starstruck'
+++
where's that picture of that tatra ?
+++
my unborn daughter
bugging me
she wants to
be brought up in space
so she'll have better looking breasts
+++
daddy's got other concerns sweetie
+++
i do love ya but
+++
stranger than fiction
+++
nicole kidman
'sparkling diamond'
+++
no comment
+++
tell my daughter she's being an idiot nickie
+++
i understand her reasons just
+++
it's over th top jeannette
+++
but
is this wot i can do for my daughter
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'country bumpkin'
+++
i thought my ego was big
till my unborn daughter
started makin her demands known
+++
th trials and tribulations
of a psychic man
+++
and young george
has finally consented
to bein born at all
but only if he;s conceived in space
+++
my errant unborn child who
keeps disappearing
+++
too much of his fathers
forever eyes
travelling in space and time
before his conception
+++
then why are u here now george ?
this isnt liek u
+++
they havent put th scram jet
duo thingie
in th
flying boat
with th delta wing
+++
yr early
+++
U2
'all i want is you'
+++
and 3 kids down th line
+++
i've seen em
landing on other
watered planets
+++
th hull is reinforced anyhow
to stand reentry
+++
but first we have to
burn aerated salted water
+++
all th ingredients
to fuel our rockets engine
have to come from that brine
so we can land
on other blue planets
+++
and invade
+++
"colonise'
+++
there is a way
+++
"and we'll change electron spin"
"and get antigravity one day"
+++
why do i see these things ?
+++
a reusable shuttle
that lands on water
+++
with a dirty great big
mothership
up in orbit
+++
and that first
coupel of skims
skips
off th planet's
atmosphere
sniffing
+++
watching th O2 sensor and
sniffing for water vapour
so we can analyse it
+++
dropping down
into an alien sea
and praying it has no
large marine life
+++
th steam when
th hull hits th water and
even a hundred foot
cetacean
wont mark th beast
+++
slice clean thru it
sorry
+++
lookin for
primitive life
alien planets
to colonise and
grow food on and
shit like that
+++
th bulk of our mad population
wont live on a planet
why ?
well mainly cause our females are vain
but
we wont say that
or we wont get laid
+++
th singles and
mad buggers make funny money
dodgin rocks
under alien skies
+++
pink floyd
'wish you were here'
+++
th strangest colours
+++
strange seeing
tank landing ships
dropping
tracks
on an alien shore
+++
we wont tell th
environmentalists
about this place
until th harbour and port are
built
+++
too pretty
to be a
industrial world
they already printing ePamphletts
to th latest
safe
holiday world
+++
ah well
it;s beats gettin
offers to increase th size of my dick
happy enough ok
+++
come visit
nigel four
who th fuck named this place ?
+++
and why is it so fuckin pretty
worse than th new operating system
+++
a perfect circle
'the outsider'
+++
a perfect beach
a thousand k's of
unwalked on
untrodden white sand
+++
out with th latest unicycle
surfin in th waves
alone
for a week
+++
the land surfer
+++
i see
u mad beach
no stingrays to worry about or
stone fish
or deadly jellyfish
i live in a fierce land
+++
see australia and die
we call them sad tourists
come and swim in th surf and
it;s too rough for em
pls swim between th flags
+++
u have to grow up
divin under th waves
+++
swum sideways out of rips and
even had to
swim back in
with a unicycle under arm
soem of th rips are
huge
+++
members of mayday
'10 in 01'
+++
i can see u
long beach
+++
beatiful hard packed sand
down on th low tide waterline and
tectonically stable
+++
th wave surfers
will travel thru time and space to
ride your perfect curls
+++
i come
to stuff a 36 inch unicycle
in th smaller waves and
play with tail shapes
for catchin th wave's
inertia
+++
with suitable suspension and
+++
metallica
'st anger'
+++
no fucker will run out into th waves
because i'm a clown
on a unicycle
+++
mine for a week
+++
no fuckheads
to mistake me for a clown
while i surf
in peace
+++
it;s not feasable
to climb into th waves
with th regular surfers
th waves are all full
+++
i'll take up
water surfing
under another sun
+++
and dream
of land surfing
new land
+++
huge
delta winged
part rocket motored
shuttle craft
that lands on water
outside th surf zone
did y bring me
new bearings for my unicycles
th beach sand always
destroys th bitch's wetness levels
+++
climb onto a jet ski and
strap my unicycle to th back and
thru th surf out to th
shuttle craft
yeah it;s all good
+++
still think
nigel four
is a dumb name for a planet
sounds liek a planet of pissheads
oh it is
+++
remind me to give th mormon planet a swerve ok
dont mind findin it for em just
+++
i see my kin
flyin spaceships
between th stars
with their eyes closed
psychic fuckers
only way ya can see
when yr travelin faster than light
zig left now cunt
+++
oasis
'fucking in the bushes'
+++
can i really see my own arse
as i go faster than light speed
for just that
instant
now which way do i face ?
+++
does my bum look big in this ?
"hang on i'll throw us over light speed"
u could of lied
+++
"it does look big in that"
+++
they might think yr skinny heifer woman but
i'd tie ya to th clothesline for three weeks
+++
"alright jen"
+++
it does look liek an army invasion but
th human race takes precautions
+++
budgie
'rape of the locks'
+++
didnt land here to be friendly
+++
a bridge over th river
installed by th army engineers and
a port
+++
a bridgehead on th delta
+++
flat ground
th infrastructure
arrives fast
+++
this bitch is lucky
a tourist world
th industrialists
wont be strip mining it;s surface
+++
huge machines
+++
mostly machien oiperated
th human is
standby
and we gotta give humans jobs
so they can share in th bounty
+++
lazy fucker
doesnt even leave his cabin
th machine on th surface
a whole two hours a day to work
th mothership so big
it;s home
+++
his 29th planet
+++
only walked on th surface of three of em
+++
but his city
in space
can buy anything
th anti aging drugs
anything
+++
and th universe is big
always something new
+++
always
+++
can i buy
th secret of th star drive or
will i just nick it
+++
klubbheads
'discohopping'
+++
pretty planet
nigel four
rich in
well everythin really
and no-one
is rippin it up
+++
first guy
think it was a girl
who stepped on it
fell in love with it and
refused to leave
chock full of resources and
they not touch em
+++
rape five other planets to keep
nigel four pure
that;s th way
+++
nigel one is
a slag dump
+++
nigel two is covered in concrete and
manufacturing facilities
+++
nigel three is
well it looks liek a wheat crop
but it grows everything
+++
radiohead
'just'(you do it to yourself)
+++
nigel four is
pretty
+++
nigel five is
well it used t be a planet
they blew it up to extract it;s ores
more easily
read
economically
+++
bit liek
our asteroid belt
just a huge storehouse
of ores
+++
not good
just outside our orbit liek that
some of th inspiration i guess
to get th fuck out of there
all them balls of rock
floatin loose out there and that
+++
with a dirty great big star
pull at their orbits
while they bounce off each other
ah well
+++
just somethin for
th jupiter mining corporation's
red dwarf
mini planet
sorry
spaceship
to engulf
+++
looks liek a shark
eats liek a shark
they even weld a dirty great big fin on it
+++
just for looks
+++
huge teeth
+++
tenacious d
'friendship'
+++
looks liek a smiling shark
+++
anything
under two hundred miles wide
can go straight down it;s gob
+++
wot are th balls of fire
th fucker spits out
to carve bigger balls
into under th size limits
+++
pj harvey
'meet ze monsta'
+++
th monster of an
environmentalist's dream
+++
it starts work
by blowing up a
planet
+++
in a world of
endless resources
+++
we recycle
nothing
+++
we build
in th grandest of american tradition
+++
somehow
they got it right
+++
in a world of plenty
we can keep
pretty planets
nd maybe even
fix this one up
+++
all for one
one for all
+++
jewel
'grey matter'(live)
+++
it;s five other planets
are spread across th sky
all on other stars
+++
nigel six
they dont talk about nigel six
it went rogue
+++
went and joined th pirates
+++
law and order
still fighting anarchy
+++
but nigel six
strangely enough
still sends taxes
to nigel four
+++
at least till
nigel four;s witchdoctor
can still take em out
clean
+++
th resorting to
techincally enhanced
meta concerts of
metapsychic energy
the psychic police
nipped it in th bud
early
+++
and co opted them
+++
coem on
it;s no surpise th
psychic cops are bent
+++
wont pass th first examination if you arent
stealed to th rogue
+++
i copped to bein
an ex vice president of a motorcycle club and
+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++
got given a contract to kill some cunt
+++
dead fcuker
+++
officially
nigel four
isnt asscociated in any way
with nigel six
but th casinos
are run by th psychics
+++
if th psychic cops
didnt have their hands in it
we could bust it up but
+++
tampering
in a psychic war is
generally fatal to th tamperer
+++
both sides
engage th new enemy and
amazing wot can happen in
seven days
+++
?
'737LP'
+++
bob marley
'dont worry be happy'
+++
wot he said
a proven psychic is
watchin th skies
+++
any alien incursion would get
far worse than i pull on my own species
i love my ppl
i dont love u
+++
my unborn son
th one who has been screaming for yrs
i dont wish to be born
happy as i am
has come home
+++
his totem animal
the hunts man spider
a man killer
+++
gary
sara
and jeannette
are all before u
+++
u want a beautiful conception
nicer than andrews
to yr eyes anyway
in space
i'll oblige
cant live with yr mother long enough to bring ya up
th least i can do
+++
u've got yr sister thinking though
+++
?
'track 12 with oonka chaka'
+++
when i got married that first time
on a harley
to led zeppelin
+++
to th giantess redhead
+++
i dont mind
yr thinking of
th attractiveness of yr breasts
wanting to grow up in freefall
so much
i see u as
a full grown woman but
your demand is
fuckin weird for an
unborn child
+++
a conversation i was hoping
u would have with your mother
+++
more drugs over here...
+++
ween
'voodoo lady'
+++
paulo ?
+++
pls
+++
"isnt it just liek a woman"
+++
he's thinking about it dear
+++
andrew's demand
to have a
truly magic mother
we found much easier
+++
third time
andrews mother rang me
and i had my hand on my dick
thinking about her
on th phoen dripping
pls stop
havin dinner with my husband
i can feel u
+++
think it was two way though
+++
takes two
+++
she'd always arrive
within half an hour
+++
insistant
i want a
son
+++
within yr gift
+++
put it on th wizard
show me yr magic
+++
blurted out
andrew
at conception
+++
laurie anderson
'big science'
+++
born to th day
by th calendar
elizabeth so regular
fifth child
easy ride
+++
on a monday at three
fullfilling his father's
prophecy
to his mother
+++
wot will jeannette
do on her arrival
+++
and how much choice
will i have that time either
+++
u hurt yr father
+++
behind every great man
is a daughter
"pushing"
+++
elizabeth
after th rabbit died
th pregnancy tests came back
positive
asked th same question
do ethier of us
get any say in this
apparently not
+++
she cheered up
when th scan came back
postivie for a
male
child
after three daughters in a row
+++
said he was a boy
+++
u asked for a boy stop holding him over me
+++
typical
+++
never ask for what you want
you just might get it
killed her marriage
+++
a fling gone bad
+++
th birth of another magic child
+++
one who's
magic
extends back
to before they were born
who
announce their arrival and
scare th bitch underneath ya
spitless
+++
well u asked
+++
welcome to th lovely world of black magic
+++
with two
half dutch parents
+++
easy star all stars
'04 track 4 rastaman'
+++
wot crazy shit
will jeannete bring
+++
first words when
andrew was born
blew my mind
and his mothers
told you it was a boy
+++
loved me too much
had to hate me
+++
sacked
both my last girlfriends
together
for underperformin in bed
th sex went under one day in two
+++
first day
of th rest of my life
+++
meet th cunt
+++
one percenter
in my veins
+++
meet th head inquisitor
in my blood line
+++
beck
'beautiful way'
+++
now u were saying ?
+++
tracy chapman
'fast car'
+++
i long for th freedom
of two wheels
at 240 k's plus
carvin up th bitumen
+++
how about a planet
just for th revheads
+++
somewhere to go
drive hard
+++
th whole place
is a racetrack
u sign wavers to land there and
pay big
+++
crisp
undulating
mountain roads
with no goats
+++
guaranteed
+++
revheads paradise
nigel seven
+++
and why not pop over to nigel four
after u;ve had a good drive
+++
nuclear power plants
suck water
but
if we use
salt water and
build in a desalinisation plant
cant we knock two things off
power generation and
water
+++
elizabeth's husband was
in th power industry
some of th stories were
amusing
+++
and
if we;re smart
we pipe
low pressure steam
to every home
+++
deborah coleman
'dont lie to me'
+++
free would be nice
+++
pay for th power
+++
with enough failsafes in th home
like umm
th safety switch
in th powerbox
so humans dont electrocuted
by th house
u are living in th dark ages arent u
+++
th slightest leak
that wasnt activated by a
device
asking permission for steam
electronically
vents to th
house stack
+++
valves clsoe and open here and there
itn h hosue
whiel th hosue display
shows it's fault finding search
locks off th sub system
where th pipe has been deliberately split
by a fireaxe and
turns back onth rest of th hosue
leaving a red flag warning on th house screen
for th attention of the
sitter
+++
incubus
'drive'
+++
low pressure because
we get it after th turbines and
steam just keeps on giving
+++
latent pressure
and
water
all needs of th house
+++
steam
doesnt need to be pumped uphill
+++
a condensing tower
or
other
+++
in th home
+++
a portable powerplant
arrives at th dock
drives itself out of th
shuttlecraft and
+++
oasis
'wonderwall'
+++
th pipe fitter
and laying
trucks
start rolling
+++
if one of th house services
fails
liek th
electricity
it can generate it;s own
from either th
steam supply or
th water supply
th three come from
three different plants
and
thru separate
means
tell me three times
+++
extreme environment
shelters
+++
colonising with
technology and
really good tools
+++
just because
no bugger has found a live thing
on this plaent
in six months
doesnt mean shit
history records
th longest as
two yrs after landing and
that colony got took
+++
the stranglers
'gold and brown'
+++
but they can naver
rememebr it's name or
it was somethin they read
in a magazine somewhere
+++
when we've been here
a hundred yrs
we'll know th place slightly better
remember th
lesson of australia
+++
200 yrs
and they still didnt know th place
+++
black magic oozing out of it;s rectum and
publicly
they giggle politely about
any mention of psychic
on th tv news
+++
not real dont ya know
publicly
+++
delta goodrem
'predictable'
+++
u cannot
predict
natural disasters
+++
ok man
+++
still think
th terrorist attacks are
far nastier to predict
but if u say so
+++
dickheads
+++
and th books say
if i point th bone of death at u
u die
cause u know i pointed it at u
+++
christopher skase doesnt think so
+++
dead cunt
+++
natural causes
th head witch
i was fuckin at th time
blew out at me
she was reading my
psychic diary online
and jumped up and down i
had such a dig at
dear christopher
but she hadnt waited
seven days and
she did fuck me in th doorway
of a nightclub after that
+++
U2
'when love comes to town'
+++
hi babe
+++
it's in th record
+++
fuckin morticia
+++
she slayed em alright
+++
was fuckin a psychic hitman for three yrs
+++
she didnt liek aceh
morticia got scared
can u believe it ?
+++
have another chardonnay dear
+++
was fucked in th head
fuckin two yuppie women at once
and only one smoked drugs
+++
"morticia did eat it once"
most sensible thing she ever did
+++
help me morticia
little jenny is drivin us nuts
+++
th gorgeous cousellour
who fucks liek a train
+++
wonder if th big fella
in th sopranos
fucks his counsellour
+++
eagle-eye cherry
'are you still having fun'
+++
yeah we are
+++
it's always funny
when ya got this much magic
+++
the offspring
'walla walla'
+++
look little one
i'll do what i can
+++
bad enough as toddlers
whining teenagers askin for more and
i found havin two teenagers in th house
easier to deal with
+++
my daughter is
ancient
which just
feels wierd
+++
her expectations and
what she accepts as fact
+++
orchestral manouvres in the dark
'enola gay'
+++
her father a psychic hitman
hugely successful
she knows her mother will have
real and provable magic
just like elizabeth did
+++
and it'll just happen
+++
this bitch
walkin in th door
with stack of records under arm
i'd spent an hour
on th pohne
t my brother 700 k's away
telling him th pscychic visions
she'll destroy me
+++
taken
+++
five yrs
i spin around and she;s gone
th boy gone as well
and all th fixtures
+++
i smile
+++
limp bizkit
'rollin'(uncensored)
+++
crack th unicycle
out of th garage and
take to th road
+++
and fall in love with a nineteen yr old dancer
+++
but her name
is also th name of my middle daughter
and my pain too fresh
+++
back into th street on one wheel
and sing on street corners for six yrs
+++
to get that
five yrs of
living with a woman
who can feel me masturbate
off my back
+++
wot she could feel
i could feel
and when she started playin up
first
th usual mess
but with psychic powers rolled in
+++
livin int wo different houses
if i went out and bought
a piant can
she'd been and bought one too
+++
it made it worse
+++
good charlotte
'lifestyles of the rich and famous'
+++
i took up yoga
she had a new pair of
yoga apparral on her bed
she of th four cupboards
+++
she knows damn well
i could kill her
just by thinkin about it
she's still breathin
cant see my sword
goin down her throat either
+++
poor thing
she'd pick a fight and
for th makeup sex
but go too far wi th fight
psychci war and
end up with a huge migraine
+++
watchin th car door locks
electrical
goin up and down
pushed th wizard too far
he wont come inside
+++
cypress hill
'get out of my head'
+++
ditto
+++
took over a yr
till i could use
electrical devices
a string of dead televisions
computers
video machines
u name it
+++
psychic shock
overload
+++
bad enough
when ya fight over th phone
or in person
two psychics
goin at it can
be messy
+++
clean break
+++
u go to that corner
and put a police protection order on me
seventeen yrs as a minder
on th showground
i've had enough of em
son of a murderer
+++
wot do th police do
whena psychci killer
announces he's gunna wipe ya
off th face of th earth
+++
morrissey
'the teachers are afraid of th pupils'
+++
within certain limits
any psychic can do wot i do
+++
a real psychic
twists th truth
+++
uses
events in th future
for their own
ends
+++
wtach this
i point th bone of death
at that cunt and
seven days later
here's his
obituary
in th local paper
gotta love it
+++
getting a
notable skeptic
and
on good black magci terms
smack on day
seven
it;d doable
and more fun than
goin where they want
and doin their tests
rather squeeze their nuts
+++
so um
u attached to that house ?
+++
i aint
of th
persuasion
that comes to u
to take it up th arse
yr psychic prize is a goad
to kill u
psychically
not much more
+++
i've done th impossible many times
i'll do this one too
+++
confidence is
.
.
.
pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
'sercret agent triple o"
'psychic secret service"
+++
p.s.
+++
gorillaz
'clint eastwood'
+++
u feel lucky punk ?