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Pissing in potplants for beginners
+++

a syringe may be in order

hey psychic blog

+++
coldplay
'the scientist'
+++

nice comment man

+++

tooled to th shop
this arv

on th monoshock
unicycle


no crashes to report
ho hum

+++

should of added A SIXPACK

of bourbon


th three cones of marijuana didnt seem 

to affect flight adversely

+++

and th music was good

+++


saw one chick dripping

+++
laurie anderson
'sweaters'
+++

u look a  little hot

+++

oh

i was wearin a shirt


i apologise



my sixpack disguised


she's given me a fey look

+++


i care

+++

th bald tyre
carried th beast
over th traffic island

same as

+++

yeah i wanna bag
to carry

a loaf of bread
and two rashers of bacon home

i'm on one wheel

+++
foo fighters
'learn to fly'
+++


th council
zot bless em


have destroyed my track

under th big trees

new road base gravel and


they're puttin in


concrete path

down th steep hill bit

+++


fuck man
it never ends

ya find somewhere
challenging to ride and

th fuckers come in


and


tame it

+++

i contented my self with

divin off th bitumen
and back onto th 

gravel and grass

with bad enough timing

i made a few cars slow down

+++


not looking

+++


no mirror
no hands

+++

ridin th joy stick

+++

enough already
ya mad unicycle

i took ya for a fuckin ride

+++

not enough
street furniture

from home to th shop

th beast just

startin to get warmed upa nd


oh hey i'm home

+++
smashing pumpkins
'1979'
+++

but i did get a good slide

on th driveway


behind th car

in my pullup that


made me kinda wet

+++

ya satisfied now nippleclamp ?

+++

i was smokin drugs
with yr 

fabricator
earlier in th day

+++


talkin weed and

girls bikes

+++

two wheeled beasts

+++

shudder

scuse i


think i'm gunna be sick

more drugs over here ...

+++


think i agreed 
to kill that guy

take his contract and

write a suitable death curse for im

about seven days before he dies

+++

it's fitting

+++
jewel
'sometimes it be that way'
+++

a confirmed
skeptic


i have to do it

+++

yur prize isnt

big enough

+++

to stop me writin yr death curse

+++

my rules mate

+++


finally
someone i can threaten with death

and not have th pigs

roll up to th door


with a police protection order


how very tiring



+++

no piece of paper

gunna save him

+++


with his
skeptic ways
so well noted and

my record for
nasty predictive services


+++

now lessee

+++

christopher skase

i dragged to his death

behind my car


in this book

a week

before he died

of natural causes

+++

i inform th tome



to give me a tickle

at th right time


to write


something suitable

+++

in my own good time

+++
me
'too slow'
+++

ah well

+++

long as it kills eventually

+++

it;s all good

+++

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

+++


need somethin special

to whack a skeptic

+++

maybe if i take his head off

with a cricket bat

a week before he dies

+++

this is for
harming low level psychics

+++

although
less than 
2000 k's away

i can probly take ya

barebrained

+++

is sneakier

+++

and how i learned to ride my gift

+++

fuck man

another cunt i dont like


has bitten th dust

a week after i went spare about him


at th pub 

+++


motorcycle

thru a tree

+++
bob marley
'jammin'
+++

might be
somethin to this curse my little brother calls

th seven day curse

+++


one day i'll


find a way to


understand it

+++


fit with


th land
 we live in



ancient kadaitcha man 

powers

+++

th witchdoctor has dropped another one

+++


36
in my most recent psychic kill

+++

small by my standards

+++

hardly worth th

guilt session

with notepad

+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no 13'
+++

we thought th 

blowback


would drown darwin


was far to th right of darwin


and did much good watering of th land

+++

track 13
would be to th right of

new guinea then

+++

track 10 hit th cape

and slid down th coast

+++

and th main thrust
went straight into jakarta
central

+++

fit my travel warning

for indonesia

public and


vocal

seven days earlier



beautifully

+++

so many disasters

to write clues to



i

pick and choose

+++

"wot i can use"

+++
the cranberries
'no need to argue'
+++

cant use my magic
to make money and

validation is
impossible in this fucked up world

+++

it demands

+++

take psychic kills in leau


rack up th tally

+++

cant be

altruistic

+++

but i worry
creature of balance

i have to balance


my magic

+++

but that cunt

i'm gunna whack regardless

+++


because he doesnt believe

+++
?
'track 4'
+++

only vaguely
need yr name

+++

dr azahari
we got on day twelve


usin just
dr death

+++

i'll write my clues
as vague as i fuckin well pls and


have u ever written clues to a


terrorist act

+++

four times and

+++

it doesnt get any easier

+++

i read back
seven days

in my psychic diary 


th clues

to th latest atrocity and


shudder

+++


the edge

+++

the oracle of kuta
screaming at th british

in a shakespeare newsgroup

a week before

london was bombed

+++
nirvana
'drain you'
+++

yr nerves


already hypersensitive



why my nuts ache every day

+++

but

with hypersentivity comes

no sensitivity

+++

my psychic diary


had a blood money curse


from th witchdoctor of australia

in it


online

seven days


before the world trade centre


parked itself in it;s basement

in ten seconds flat

+++

a week
before th last kuta beach bombings

i was in a  newsgroup

screaming

about kuta beach


and what if they

do it again

+++


hate

genuinely hate

writin clues


to terrorist acts

+++

my diary
even had

clues to th last

three high school shootings rampage

in america


a dated psychic prediction

+++
elvis costello
'watching the detectives'
+++

but still

th nsa or
the cia or

even asio

havent come thru my door

+++

even mi6 has


missed me

+++

too public maybe

+++

"too invisible"

+++

another  kadaitcha man traight

+++

gift

+++

th


trail of


psychic predictions that


i played too close to th edge



but i dont have a chocie

over which


events i write clues to

+++

it just comes out
in th writing

of my psychic diary

+++


sometimes i can read th clues

and see wot;s coming


and sometimes i cant

+++

but they're in here


all th big ones

+++
santana
'black magic woman'
+++

wotever twists th
oz populace

i get th emotional wave
a week before

+++

my body slides downhill


liek before th london bombings


tripled drug use

+++

and still ran out

+++

and took

major risks



cause that one

if ya go back and read th clues


we had a pretty good idea


who do ya tell ?

+++


and

would they listen to a drug fucked



extreme unicyclist

+++

history says 

no

+++


veteran
of a thousand psychic wars


jaded

+++

still winning

+++


fucked th head witch

three yrs running

+++

there's another terrorist act
i have to write clues to

i dont wanna paulo

+++

"there's always another one"

why cant i specialise in big disasters



would help disaster planning

+++

"th magic does at it wills"

cunt

+++
tool
'message to harry manback'
+++

am i it's tool

or is it mine

+++

"or a bit of both"

like most things

+++

bad taste in my mouth


writin clues to


natural disasters

even nasty ones

isnt as dangerous


as writin halfway decent clues

to a bombing

+++
will smith
'girls aint nothing but trouble'
+++

trouble with a capital B

+++

bad enough seein all this shit

even if most of it is backwards

+++

i know
i'll get to avenge our deaths

in th usual

psychic way but


man



th risks

+++


coffee...


.
.
.


liquid vegemite

.
.
.

+++
jewel
'cleveland'
+++

dont wanna play with this now psychic blog

th physical doctors have my body again

+++


waitin for th test results

+++

wot are my hormones doing now ?

+++

"a 59 Buick LeSabre"

ok

+++


nice lines

+++

i can see th witchdoctor shredding tyres in it

+++


although
th flat eight

porsche i


was gazing at last night


i know it isnt built yet


+++

man does it go

+++
the kinks
'starstruck'
+++

where's that picture of that tatra ?

+++

my unborn daughter 

bugging me


she wants to 

be brought up in space


so she'll have better looking breasts

+++

daddy's got other concerns sweetie

+++

i do love ya but

+++

stranger than fiction

+++
nicole kidman
'sparkling diamond'
+++


no comment

+++

tell my daughter she's being an idiot nickie

+++

i understand her reasons just

+++

it's over th top jeannette

+++

but

is this wot i can do for my daughter

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'country bumpkin'
+++

i thought my ego was big

till my unborn daughter

started makin  her demands known

+++


th trials and tribulations

of a psychic man

+++


and young george
has finally consented

to bein  born at all


but only if he;s conceived in space


+++


my errant unborn child who

keeps disappearing

+++

too much of his fathers

forever eyes


travelling in space and time

before his conception

+++

then why are u here now george ?

this isnt liek u

+++


they havent put th scram jet

duo thingie


in th 


flying boat

with th delta wing

+++

yr early

+++
U2
'all i want is you'
+++

and 3 kids down th line

+++

i've seen em


landing on other


watered planets

+++


th hull is reinforced anyhow

to stand reentry

+++

but first we have to

burn aerated salted water

+++

all th ingredients
to fuel our rockets engine


have to come from that brine
so we can land


on other blue planets

+++

and invade

+++

"colonise'

+++


there is a way

+++

"and we'll change electron spin"

"and get antigravity one day"

+++

why do i see these things ?

+++

a reusable shuttle

that lands on water

+++

with a dirty great big

mothership

up in orbit

+++

and that first


coupel of skims

skips


off th planet's

atmosphere



sniffing

+++

watching th O2 sensor and


sniffing for water vapour

so we can analyse it

+++

dropping down

into an alien sea


and praying it has no

large marine life

+++

th steam when
th hull hits th water and


even a hundred foot
cetacean

wont mark th beast

+++

slice clean thru it

sorry

+++

lookin for

primitive life


alien planets

to colonise and


grow food on and

shit like that

+++


th bulk of our mad population

wont live on a  planet


why ?


well mainly cause our females are vain


but




we wont say that



or we wont get laid

+++

th singles and
mad buggers make funny money

dodgin rocks

under alien skies

+++
pink floyd
'wish you were here'
+++

th strangest colours

+++

strange seeing
tank landing ships

dropping
tracks

on an alien shore

+++

we wont tell th

environmentalists


about this place

until th harbour and port are


built

+++

too pretty
to be a

industrial world

they already printing ePamphletts

to th latest 

safe


holiday world


+++


ah well
it;s beats gettin


offers to increase th size of my dick


happy enough ok

+++

come visit 

nigel four

who th fuck named this place ?

+++

and why is it so fuckin pretty

worse than th new operating system

+++
a perfect circle
'the outsider'
+++


a perfect beach

a thousand k's of


unwalked on

untrodden white sand

+++

out with th latest unicycle

surfin in th waves


alone

for a week

+++

the land surfer

+++

i see
u mad beach

no stingrays to worry about or
stone fish

or deadly jellyfish

i live in a fierce land

+++


see australia and die

we call them sad tourists




come and swim in th surf and

it;s too rough for em



pls swim between th flags

+++

u have to grow up

divin under th waves

+++

swum sideways out of rips and


even had to


swim back in

with a unicycle under arm


soem of th rips are

huge

+++
members of mayday
'10 in 01'
+++

i can see u 

long beach

+++

beatiful hard packed sand

down on th low tide waterline and

tectonically stable

+++


th wave surfers


will travel thru time and space to


ride your perfect curls

+++


i come
to stuff a 36 inch unicycle

in th smaller waves and

play with tail shapes

for catchin th wave's

inertia

+++

with suitable suspension and

+++
metallica
'st anger'
+++

no fucker will run out into th waves

because i'm a  clown

on a  unicycle

+++

mine for a week

+++

no fuckheads
to mistake me for a clown

while i surf


in peace

+++

it;s not feasable

to climb into th waves

with th regular surfers



th waves are all full

+++

i'll take up
water surfing

under another sun

+++

and dream
of land surfing

new land

+++

huge

delta winged


part rocket motored

shuttle craft


that lands on water

outside th surf zone


did y bring me

new bearings for my unicycles


th beach sand always

destroys th bitch's wetness levels

+++

climb onto a jet ski and

strap my unicycle to th back and


thru th surf out to th

shuttle craft


yeah it;s all good

+++

still think
nigel four

is a dumb name for a planet

sounds liek a planet of pissheads


oh it is

+++


remind me to give th mormon planet a swerve ok


dont mind findin it for em just

+++


i see my kin



flyin spaceships

between th stars
with their eyes closed


psychic fuckers


only way ya can see

when yr travelin faster than light


zig left now cunt

+++
oasis
'fucking in the bushes'
+++

can i really see my own arse

as i go faster than light speed


for just that 

instant


now which way do i face ?

+++

does my bum look big in this ?


"hang on i'll throw us over light speed"


u could of lied

+++

"it does look big in that"

+++

they might think yr skinny heifer woman but

i'd tie ya to th clothesline for three weeks

+++

"alright jen"

+++

it does look liek an army invasion but

th human race takes precautions

+++
budgie
'rape of the locks'
+++


didnt land here to be friendly

+++

a bridge over th river
installed by th army engineers and

a port

+++

a bridgehead on th delta

+++

flat ground
th infrastructure

arrives fast

+++

this bitch is lucky

a tourist world



th industrialists

wont be strip mining it;s surface

+++

huge machines

+++

mostly machien oiperated

th human is


standby

and we gotta give humans jobs



so they can share in th bounty

+++

lazy fucker
doesnt even leave his cabin

th machine on th surface
a whole two hours a day to work

th mothership so big
it;s home

+++

his 29th planet

+++

only walked on th surface of three of em

+++

but his city 


in space



can buy anything


th anti aging drugs



anything

+++

and th universe is big

always something new

+++

always

+++

can i buy
th secret of th star drive or

will i just nick it

+++
klubbheads
'discohopping'
+++

pretty planet

nigel four


rich in


well everythin really


and no-one
is rippin it up

+++

first guy

think it was a girl

who stepped on it

fell in love with it and

refused to leave


chock full of resources and


they not touch em

+++

rape five other planets to keep

nigel four pure


that;s th way

+++

nigel one is

a slag dump

+++

nigel two is covered in concrete and

manufacturing facilities

+++


nigel three is

well it looks liek a wheat crop

but it grows everything

+++
radiohead
'just'(you do it to yourself)
+++

nigel four is

pretty

+++

nigel five is

well it used t be a planet


they blew it up to extract it;s ores

more easily


read

economically

+++


bit liek

our asteroid belt


just a huge storehouse

of ores

+++

not good

just outside our orbit liek that


some of th inspiration i guess

to get th fuck out of there


all them balls of rock

floatin loose out there and that

+++


with a dirty great big star

pull at their orbits


while they bounce off each other

ah well

+++

just somethin for


th jupiter mining corporation's

red dwarf


mini planet

sorry




spaceship

to engulf

+++


looks liek a shark

eats liek a shark


they even weld a dirty great big fin on it

+++

just for looks

+++

huge teeth

+++
tenacious d
'friendship'
+++


looks liek a smiling shark

+++


anything 
under two hundred miles wide

can go straight down it;s gob

+++

wot are th balls of fire

th fucker spits out



to carve bigger balls

into under th size limits

+++
pj harvey
'meet ze monsta'
+++

th monster of an

environmentalist's dream

+++

it starts work
by blowing up a

planet

+++

in a world of

endless resources

+++

we recycle 


nothing

+++


we build

in th grandest of american tradition


+++

somehow

they got it right

+++

in a world of plenty
we can keep


pretty planets

nd maybe even
fix this one up

+++

all for one
one for all

+++
jewel
'grey matter'(live)
+++

it;s five other planets

are spread across th sky


all on other stars

+++

nigel six


they dont talk about nigel six

it went rogue


+++

went and joined th pirates

+++

law and order

still fighting anarchy

+++

but nigel six

strangely enough


still sends taxes

to nigel four

+++


at least till
nigel four;s witchdoctor

can still take em out
clean

+++

th resorting to
techincally enhanced
meta concerts of

metapsychic energy


the psychic police

nipped it in th bud


early

+++


and co opted them

+++

coem on
it;s no surpise th


psychic cops are bent

+++


wont pass th first examination if you arent

stealed to th rogue

+++


i copped to bein 


an ex vice president of a motorcycle club and

+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++

got given a contract to kill some cunt

+++

dead fcuker

+++

officially
nigel four

isnt asscociated in any way
with nigel six

but th casinos
are run by th psychics

+++


if th psychic cops
didnt have their hands in it

we could bust it up but

+++

tampering
in a psychic war is

generally fatal to th tamperer

+++

both sides
engage th new enemy and


amazing wot can happen in 
seven days

+++
?
'737LP'
+++
bob marley
'dont worry be happy'
+++

wot he said

a proven psychic is

watchin th skies

+++


any alien incursion would get
far worse than i pull on my own species

i love my ppl
i dont love u

+++

my unborn son
th one who has been screaming for yrs

i dont wish to be born

happy as i am


has come home

+++

his totem animal
the hunts man spider


a man killer

+++

gary
sara
and jeannette
are all before u

+++

u want a beautiful conception

nicer than andrews


to yr eyes anyway

in space


i'll oblige



cant live with yr mother long enough to bring ya up

th least i can do

+++

u've got yr sister thinking though

+++
?
'track 12 with oonka chaka'
+++

when i got married that first time

on a  harley

to led zeppelin

+++

to th giantess redhead

+++

i dont mind 

yr thinking of
th attractiveness of yr breasts

wanting to grow up in freefall
so much

i see u as

a full grown woman but


your demand is


fuckin weird for an

unborn child


+++

a conversation i was hoping


u would have with your mother

+++


more drugs over here...

+++
ween
'voodoo lady'
+++


paulo ?

+++

pls

+++

"isnt it just liek a woman"

+++

he's thinking about it dear

+++

andrew's demand
to have a 


truly magic mother



we found much easier

+++

third time
andrews mother rang me

and i had my hand on my dick
thinking about her


 on th phoen dripping

pls stop



havin dinner with my husband

i can feel u

+++

think it was two way though

+++

takes two

+++

she'd always arrive

within half an hour

+++

insistant

i want a 


son

+++

within yr gift

+++

put it on th wizard

show me yr magic

+++


blurted out
andrew

at conception

+++
laurie anderson
'big science'
+++


born to th day
by th calendar


elizabeth so regular

fifth child


easy ride

+++

on a monday at three

fullfilling his father's


prophecy

to his mother

+++

wot will jeannette


do on her arrival

+++

and how much choice

will i have that time either

+++


u hurt yr father

+++

behind every great man
is a daughter


"pushing"

+++

elizabeth
after th rabbit died


th pregnancy tests came back
positive


asked th same question

do ethier of us

get any say in this



apparently not

+++

she cheered up
when th scan came back


postivie for a 

male


child


after three daughters in a  row

+++


said he was a boy


+++

u asked for a boy stop holding him over me

+++

typical

+++

never ask for what you want
you just might get it

killed her marriage

+++

a fling gone bad

+++

th birth of another magic child

+++

one who's


magic

extends back


to before they were born



who


announce their arrival and

scare th bitch underneath ya

spitless

+++


well u asked

+++

welcome to th lovely world of black magic

+++

with two
half dutch parents

+++
easy star all stars
'04 track 4 rastaman'
+++

wot crazy shit

will jeannete bring

+++

first words when
andrew was born

blew my mind
and his mothers

told you it was a boy

+++

loved me too much

had to hate me

+++

sacked

both my last girlfriends

together

for underperformin in bed


th sex went under one day in two

+++


first day

of th rest of my life

+++


meet th cunt

+++


one percenter

in my veins


+++

meet th head inquisitor

in my blood line

+++
beck
'beautiful way'
+++

now u were saying ?

+++
tracy chapman
'fast car'
+++

i long for th freedom
of two wheels

at 240 k's plus



carvin up th bitumen

+++

how about a planet

just for th revheads

+++

somewhere to go

drive hard

+++


th whole place

is a racetrack


u sign wavers to land there and

pay big

+++


crisp
undulating

mountain roads
with no goats

+++

guaranteed

+++

revheads paradise


nigel seven

+++

and why not pop over to nigel four

after u;ve had a good drive

+++

nuclear power plants
suck water
but


if we use
salt water and


build in a desalinisation plant


cant we knock two things off


power generation and


water

+++

elizabeth's husband was

in th power industry


some of th stories were

amusing

+++

and

if we;re smart

we pipe
low pressure steam

to every home

+++
deborah coleman
'dont lie to me'
+++

free would be nice

+++

pay for th power

+++

with enough failsafes in th home

like umm


th safety switch

in th powerbox


so humans dont electrocuted

by th house


u are living in th dark ages arent u

+++


th slightest leak

that wasnt activated by a


device

asking permission for steam



electronically


vents to th 

house stack

+++

valves clsoe and open here and there
itn h hosue

whiel th hosue display


shows it's fault finding search

locks off th sub system

where th pipe has been deliberately split

by a  fireaxe and



turns back onth rest of th hosue




leaving a red flag warning on th house screen


for th attention of the

sitter

+++
incubus
'drive'
+++

low pressure because

we get it after th turbines and


steam just keeps on giving

+++

latent pressure
and


water


all needs of th house

+++

steam

doesnt need to be pumped uphill

+++

a condensing tower

or 


other

+++

in th home

+++

a portable powerplant

arrives at th dock


drives itself out of th

shuttlecraft and


+++
oasis
'wonderwall'
+++

th pipe fitter 
and laying 
trucks 


start rolling

+++

if one of th house services
fails

liek th 


electricity
it can generate it;s own

from either th


steam supply or

th water supply




th three come from
three different plants

and

thru separate

means



tell me three times

+++

extreme environment

shelters

+++

colonising with
technology and

really good tools

+++

just because

no bugger has found a live thing

on this plaent

in six months

doesnt mean shit

history records
th longest as


two yrs after landing and

that colony got took

+++
the stranglers
'gold and brown'
+++


but they can naver
rememebr it's name or



it was somethin they read

in a magazine somewhere

+++

when we've been here 
a hundred yrs

we'll know th place slightly better


remember th

lesson of australia

+++

200 yrs

and they still didnt know th place

+++

black magic oozing out of it;s rectum and

publicly

they giggle politely about 
any mention of psychic

on th tv news

+++


not real dont ya know

publicly

+++
delta goodrem
'predictable'
+++

u cannot
predict
natural disasters

+++


ok man

+++

still think


th terrorist attacks are


far nastier to predict



but if u say so

+++

dickheads

+++

and th books say
if i point th bone of death at u

u die 
cause u know i pointed it at u

+++

christopher skase doesnt think so

+++

dead cunt

+++

natural causes


th head witch

i was fuckin at th time



blew out at me



she was reading my 
psychic diary online


and jumped up and down i


had such a dig at

dear christopher


but she hadnt waited

seven days and


she did fuck me in th doorway
of a nightclub after that

+++
U2
'when love comes to town'
+++


hi babe

+++

it's in th record

+++

fuckin morticia

+++

she slayed em alright

+++

was fuckin a  psychic hitman for three yrs

+++

she didnt liek aceh


morticia got scared

can u believe it ?

+++

have another chardonnay dear

+++


was fucked in th head
fuckin two yuppie women at once

and only one smoked drugs

+++

"morticia did eat it once"
most sensible thing she ever did

+++

help me morticia


little jenny is drivin us nuts


+++

th gorgeous cousellour

who fucks liek a train

+++

wonder if th big fella 
in th sopranos

fucks his counsellour

+++
eagle-eye cherry
'are you still having fun'
+++

yeah we are

+++

it's always funny
when ya got this much magic

+++
the offspring
'walla walla'
+++

look little one

i'll do what i can

+++

bad enough as toddlers

whining teenagers askin for more and


i found havin two teenagers in th house

easier to deal with


+++

my daughter is

ancient


which just

feels wierd

+++

her expectations and

what she accepts as fact

+++
orchestral manouvres in the dark
'enola gay'
+++

her father a psychic hitman

hugely successful


she knows her mother will have

real and provable magic


just like elizabeth did

+++

and it'll just happen

+++

this bitch


walkin in th door

with stack of records under arm


i'd spent an hour

on th pohne


t my brother  700 k's away


telling him th pscychic visions




she'll destroy me

+++

taken

+++

five yrs


i spin around and she;s gone

th boy gone as well


and all th fixtures

+++

i smile

+++
limp bizkit
'rollin'(uncensored)
+++

crack th unicycle

out of th garage and


take to th road

+++

and fall in love with a nineteen yr old dancer

+++

but her name
is also th name of my middle daughter


and my pain too fresh

+++

back into th street on one wheel


and sing on street corners for six yrs

+++


to get that


five yrs of

living with a woman


who can feel me masturbate


off my back

+++

wot she could feel

i could feel


and when she started playin up

first


th usual mess


but with psychic powers rolled in

+++


livin int wo different houses

if i went out and bought

a piant can


she'd been and bought one too

+++


it made it worse

+++
good charlotte
'lifestyles of the rich and famous'
+++

i took up yoga

she had a new pair of

yoga apparral on her bed



she of th four cupboards

+++

she knows damn well
i could kill her

just by thinkin about it

she's still breathin


cant see my sword

goin down her throat either

+++

poor thing

she'd pick a fight and


for th makeup sex

but go too far wi th fight

psychci war and



end up with a huge migraine

+++

watchin th car door locks

electrical

goin up and down



pushed th wizard too far


he wont come inside

+++
cypress hill
'get out of my head'
+++


ditto

+++

took over a yr

till i could use

electrical devices

a string of dead televisions
computers


video machines


u name it

+++


psychic shock

overload

+++

bad enough
when ya fight over th phone
or in person

two psychics
goin at it can


be messy

+++

clean break

+++

u go to that corner

and put a police protection order on me



seventeen yrs as a minder


on th showground


i've had enough of em

son of a murderer

+++

wot do th police do

whena psychci killer


announces he's gunna wipe ya

off th face of th earth

+++
morrissey
'the teachers are afraid of th pupils'
+++

within certain limits
any psychic can do wot i do

+++

a real psychic
twists th truth


+++

uses
events in th future

for their own 


ends

+++

wtach this
i point th bone of death
at that cunt and


seven days later


here's his
obituary


in th local paper



gotta love it

+++

getting a 

notable skeptic



and

on good black magci terms


smack on day 

seven


it;d doable



and more fun than


goin where they want
and doin their tests



rather squeeze their nuts

+++

so um

u attached to that house ?

+++


i aint
of th


persuasion


that comes to u
to take it up th arse


yr psychic prize is a goad

to kill u



psychically


not much more

+++

i've done th impossible many times

i'll do this one too

+++


confidence is

.
.
.

pirate jenny
"black"

'james boing"
'sercret agent triple o"
'psychic secret service"
+++
p.s.

+++
gorillaz
'clint eastwood'
+++


u feel lucky punk ?
    

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