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Irma Norris sirronamri@hotmail.com.au
"ingularis harmonius pi porkus" <pepp@cyberdude.com> wrote in message 
news:Xns9678C1DC79B61peppcyberdudecom@61.9.191.5...
> all care taken ( but )
> +++
>
> "better put some music on"
> and smoke some drugs
>
> scuse i
>
> .
> .
> .
>
>
> radiohead
> 'rabbit in your headlights'
>
> "quick "
> "run th fucker over"
>
> +++
>
> ya cant investigate th psychic world
> with
> thirty ppl
> givin opinion
> or tryin to tell ya that you killed george harrison
> hey
>
> i thought it was paul mc cartney ok
>
> +++
>
> "specially with some of th dipshit trolls out there"
>
> +++
>
>
> "actually gave a date for when ya thought he'd die"
> "in  a newsgroup about him""
>
> i was a day out
> "and he jumped and said  he was gunna have another child"
>
> would that satisfy th
> skeptic from that nostradamus show ?
> "doubtful"
>
> "he said he wanted just one date off nostraduams with a genuine
>
> prediction"
>
> brave fucker if he did
>
>
> i got six mates
> already
> who have all said
>
> paulie they;re gunna put a bullet in yur head
>
>
>
> +++
> machine gun fellatio
> 'all of them ladies"
> +++
>
> yeah windows
> but they were all frightened as all fuck
>
> +++
>
> "she said she believed you got an answer from god"
> and did what with it ?
>
>
> pray tell
>
>
> "well you know ppl paulie"
> yeah i do
>
> +++
>
>
> mostly
> even if ya gave it to em beforehand
>
> nicely packaged and
>
> even with a date
>
> just go
>
> "yeah ?"
>
> then smile
>
>
> that;s it
>
> +++
>
>
> "or get that look of fear in their eyes"
> and then ?
>
> "well nuthin"
>
> +++
>
>
> ok babe
> did we take him ?
>
>
> "well"
>
> "we left th net sayin"
> "sick  of this "
> "predictin death and shit"
> "too harrowing and shit"
>
> "will be back in six months on a certain date and"
> "resume our work"
>
>
> "of course"
> "over a hundred thousand ppl died on that date"
>
> under th waves at aceh
>
>
> "yeah but paulie they ALL claim no psychic gave em warning"
>
> be fucked
>
>
> even said i felt a big splash
> or somethin similar
>
>
> AND
>
> agreed with th aus government
>
> dont go to indonesia
>
> just a feeling
>
> +++
>
>
> all public
> well on th net anyway
>
> +++
>
>
> "fat lot of good that is"
>
> "let's just write a book"
>
> guy just sang sell it to you
> didnt write down this track
>
> "track no 20"
>
> "you happy now ?"
>
> sell th one i've already written
>
>
> "or throw it in th bin"
> "and write fiction"
>
> +++
>
>
> ya didnt answer my question
> "yeah we fuckin took im"
>
> +++
>
>
> bugged me about nostradamus too
> ppl massagin
>
> a TRANSLATION
> "bit like th bible"
>
> to pluu out what they want
>
> vaguer th better
>
> +++
> city high
> 'didnt ya'
> +++
>
> "he did see you coming"
> i am not he
> "i'm not convinced"
>
> +++
>
> know i;m not fuckin jesus anyway
>
> +++
>
>
> "told th chick who said you were st paul to get fucked"
>
> +++
>
> and th one who said i was a higher being
>
> +++
>
>
> any of them do anything by any chance ?
> "not a fuckin zac"
>
> +++
>
>
> hard audience
>
> +++
>
>
> what about before i told em to get fucked
> "same as"
>
> +++
>
>
> "this afternoon"
> "before we threw th ladder on that dirty fuckin tinny that nearly
> took
>
> my life"
> close
> but th slide stopped
>
>
> dont let me stop ya
>
> and never happened by th way
>
> "wont admit to it anyway"
>
> +++
> U2
> 'pride (in the name of love)
> +++
>
>
> no fuckhead
> workin whiel on a pension
>
>
> +++
>
>
> "to put smiels on dials on a unicycle"
> "and singin and drummin and shit"
>
> not tonight
> im too fucked
>
> +++
>
> and aint been paid yet
>
> +++
>
>
> not singin tonight rock spider
>
> +++
>
> "make him happy"
> "he cut when ya come friday and not saturday"
>
> this a busker i sing with for nuthin ?
> "yeah"
> "but he gives ya smoke"
> "cool guy"
>
> u sayin i should sing saturday night to pls him ?
> "well"
>
> might stay away for a month
>
> +++
>
>
> "replace my fucked mp3 player first"
> didnt make that much babe
> gotta live till next thursday pension check
>
> +++
>
>
> "join th human race and become a busker"
> then i will burn my book
> +++
> the red hot chilli peppers
> 'track no02"
> +++
>
> what i got
> ya gotta get it
> put it in you
>
> +++
>
> u wanna sing to gay guys and pretty girls tonight ?
> "not th way i look now"
>
> +++
>
> such a girl
> "ok i shrieked man"
> "was nearly at that"
> "pilot thing"
>
> "later bye"
>
>
> he got more pounds per square inch
> "and brand new sandshoes"
>
>
> wanna buy new vollies ?
>
> "fuckers are snapped in half"
>
> if it aint one thing it's another
>
> +++
>
>
> "cant find th green facepaints"
>
> +++
>
> all care taken but
>
>
> fuck off guys
> i;d be th roughest bastard here
> you put it up
> you dont want yur new gutters scratched
>
> fuckin silly comin to put slips in a dirty tinny
>
> doesnt open th rust holes
> without pourin 3000 psi of water over it and cleanin th fucker first
>
> fuckheads
>
>
> we wont get em all
>
> "and we already screwed in th fuckin slips now"
>
> +++
> bill hicks
> 'christianity'
> +++
>
> fuckin sunday christians
>
> +++
> mike oldfield
> 'tubular bells pt 1'
> +++
>
>
> "peace"
>
> +++
>
>
> time for a cone
> that was a close call
>
> "can beat mostradamus at his own game"
> "with dates"
>
>
> "gunan die on a fuckin dirty tinny roof"
> "rushin on a friday arv"
> "cause th fuckers are braindead"
>
> +++
>
>
> such is life
> if i can die in a totally meaningless way
>
> "th fucker with th gun can go fuck himself"
>
> you got it
>
> +++
>
>
> ya fuckin weak cunts
> at least six of ya's by now
>
> they;re gunna kill you paulie
>
> thanks man
>
>
>
> thanks for yur support
>
>
> if they dont kill me
> will you be th first thru my door ?
>
> +++
>
> oh wow
>
> +++
>
> kept a record
> u on th bus ?
> or off it ?
>
> +++
>
>
> "what's that ?"
> "ok i'll just review yur record"
>
> +++
>
>
> no in my diary man
> what did you do to advance th cause ?
> and
> what risk you taken ?
>
> well
>
> you said they were gunna kill me
>
>
> didnt even get you off yur couch
>
> +++
>
>
> said you were a believer
> oh i see
>
> i'm sorry
> only what;s written in book
>
> before ya walked thru th door
>
> +++
>
> know exactly who
> helped
> where
> how
>
> how much
> what it cost em
>
> what you said
> how you behaved
>
> not everything hit th net
>
> +++
>
> "dont share all clues either"
> "aint i a cunt ?"
>
>
> who wants to know they;re gunna fuckin die
>
> +++
>
>
> did ya risk yur cushie lifestyle ?
> did ya ONCE
> come and sing in th street
>
> oh sorry
>
> i forgot
>
> yur a professional musician
> you dont sing less you get paid
>
> +++
>
>
> so time wise
> what are YOU saying you put in ?
>
> +++
>
>
> fair do man
> im th wizard with a proven track record
>
>
> ok so they dont know
> kinda tried to keep it that way
>
> post in th dumbest places
> studying humans
>
>
> but you fucking know
>
> +++
>
>
> "studying humans ?"
>
> which ones are greedy cunts
> which are nice ppl
> which are just fuckin confused
>
> listened to many stories
> wrote a lot of it down
>
> compulsive writer
>
> +++
>
>
> "i'm still alive"
> "<<< smile >>>"
>
> he's still sitting on his couch
> watching television
>
> +++
>
> "imagine jesus in th days of television"
>
> +++
>
> imagine nostradamus
> in th days of th internet
>
> +++
>
>
> "how do ya get thru th chaff ?"
>
> +++
>
>
> nostradamus two
>
> +++
>
>
> "gotta be better than singularis porkus"
> serious
>
>
> "puttin paper on a fuckin wall today"
> "wind flyin"
> "slidin down th roof on my back"
>
> never happened
> "fuck th law"
> "earning my board"
> "dont pay rent"
>
> ok
>
> "and come across"
>
> "Stupid Last Name"
>
>
> i was waitin for this one
> came prepared
> "ohso"
>
>
>
> i'm a wizard right
> "definitely"
>
> ok
>
> full name
>
>
> singularis harmonius pi porkus
>
> "four names liek in our real name"
>
> "and even ended with same initials"
> "pp"
>
>
> pepp
> care factor
>
> look har denough
> ya'll find my real name
> really psychic
> and really kill you
> if ya come after me with a gun
>
> last guy killed himself
> very messy
>
>
> "long before this shit though"
>
>
> so
> not forget how
>
>
>
> not finished
> full name pronounced
>
>
> singularis harmonius 3.142857 and out to infinity
>
> never get to
> porkus
>
>
> "<<<smile >>>"
>
> "reads better than it sounded"
>
> thank you
>
>
> or english translation
>
>
> one harmonius pig
>
> "hey ya skipped th third name"
>
> ppl always doin that to me in real life
>
> must figure i dont need it
>
>
> fuckheads
>
>
> one harmonius pi pig
>
> one harmonius 3.3.142857 and out to infinity
> never get to
>
> pig
>
> +++
>
>
> "ok much better"
> thought you were gunna say
>
>
> yeah
>
>
> "much much better"
> "cool name"
>
> +++
>
> "pls paulie she's pretty"
> no exceptions
> wizard body
>
> full time care or nothing
>
> no woman fuck seven days
> EVER
>
> "you could move out certain days"
>
> no sex
> without seven days
>
> in writing
>
>
> gone twelve months
>
> longest in fifteen years
>
> +++
>
> "beat th ten month curse anyway"
>
> +++
>
>
> "fuck georgia came close though"
> "took her home"
>
> nice kisser
>
> +++
> radiohead
> 'creep'(acapella)
> +++
>
> and proud of it
> not normal human male
>
> wizard
>
> blue balls testicle curse
> alergic to women
> cant live one woman
>
>
> tried seven times
>
> +++
>
> all care taken but
>
> dont give a fuck if i offend you anymore
>
> +++
>
>
> sign first
>
> +++
>
> "you'll go out and get laid now"
>
> just to be cantankerous
>
>
> not good for my body
> suffer for next four days
>
> increased pain
>
> body ramps up
>
> +++
>
>
> "andget enough offers form pretty girls"and occasional pretty boy
> "gte that bein a singer and drummer"
> "and unicyclin stret performer"
>
> +++
>
> flirtin anyway
>
> +++
> nickelback
> 'leader of men'
> +++
>
> what fuckin men ?
>
> +++
>
> if it doesnt move you enough to bring you to my door
> so you can have yur say
> not good enough for me
>
> +++
>
>
> i stay hard to contact for a reason
>
> +++
>
>
> turn th phone off and connect to computer instead
> ignore emails
> ignore comment
>
> +++
>
>
> "and download porn"
> hey i'm still alive
>
> +++
>
> "what doin tonight paulie ?"
> playin with my dick
> happy now ?
>
> +++
>
>
> "every night paulie"
> hard to sleep otherwise
>
> +++
>
> "two nghts f no girls anywhere"
> long as th wind's not comin from brizzy
>
>
> pheremones
> you know
>
>
> actually ya probly dotn
>
> s alright
> you wont belive a word anyway
>
> +++
> the red hot chill peppers
> 'track no 04'
> +++
>
> 'know it all'
>
> 'its a lonely view and'
>
> +++
>
>
> and even if ya do
> were ya gunna do any more than
> write a few lines ?
>
> +++
>
>
> oh
>
> how incredibly interesting
>
>
> well i've gone to sleep
>
> +++
>
>
> maybe even tell a  coupel of friends
>
> i read somethin out there
>
> says he got proof
> offers proof
> but
>
> i aint lookin
>
>
> diary entry
> leavin for six months sick of predictin death
>
> returning to
>
> do job i set out to do
> with better resolve
>
> on this date
>
> and
>
>
> over a hundred thousand dead
> under a coupel of tsunamis
>
> on return date
>
> +++
> jewel
> 'this way'
> +++
>
>
> but um
>
> not one of th ppl
> who watched th telly
> who saw th same shit i did
>
> who knew about it
> and knew it was true
>
>
> told anybody
> that yes
>
> there was a psychic
>
> who had it fuckin pegged
>
>
>
> i cant do it
>
>
> four gusy htis afternoon
>
> i am th roughest cunt here
> i will scratch it
>
> not one heard me
>
> +++
>
>
> i did scratch it
> kinda had to
>
> no-one noticed
>
> +++
>
>
> ya have to do a job diary
> to get th dole in queensland
>
> i never did
>
> not a word
>
>
> i got th dole
> and
>
> then put on a  special program
> dont fit in any box
>
> and on my record
> do not put in a closed room with female
>
> stimulation issues
>
> and not fair on me
>
>
> and
>
> pot usin
> medicinal for testicle pain
> +++
> radiohead
> 'creep'(acapella)
> +++
>
>
> liek i care
>
> +++
>
> not yur world hey ?
> should try livin it
>
> +++
>
> real curse
> i do care if it hurts
>
> i try to stay stoned
>
> dont talk to a chick less i'm stoned
> if i can help it
>
> cant feel th little bastards then
>
> +++
>
>
> 'think th audience has left"
> cool
>
> +++
>
>
> time for a cone
>
> .
> .
> .
>
>
> +++
>
>
> well nostradamus man
> ya might not have put dates and
> clear cryptic clues
> to lots of em
>
> but some were bang on
>
> bout my xperience i spose
>
> i dont try to work quite so far forward
>
> used to be content with my seven days
> sis months is currently my limit
> it gorws
>
> ah you know that
>
> sorry man
>
>
> aint that guy a fuckhead
> fuck it's easy to critisize
>
> +++
> coldplay
> 'the scientist"
> +++
>
> i know one guy was gunna blow me away
>
> but
>
> on page two of my book
>
>
>
> hmm
>
> i dont like chrstopher skase
> fuck i'd liek to see him dead
>
> fuck he was a greedy cunt
> and run off to spain
> with lots of australian money
>
> and laughin at us
>
>
>
> sure neough
> sven day slaer
>
> oh wow
>
> chris is dead
>
>
> two ways to see it though
>
> one is
>
>
> i cursed th fucker
>
> other is
>
> i knew th fucker was gunna die
>
> soon
>
>
> most of it was round seven days then
>
>
> and just usin his imminent death to um
>
> play a little
>
>
> +++
>
>
>
> gotta admit
> when i wrote in th online diary
>
> silver beatle fell off my dash today
>
>
> +++
> jewel
> 'grey matter'
> +++
>
> silver beatle fell off my dash today
>
> i know it means something
> dear and gentle reader
>
> but i dont know what
>
> which was an outright lie
>
>
> i knew a beatle was gunna die
>
> the beatles
>
>
> kept jumpin in th mix
>
>
> just like kuta did before that bombin
>
>
> one thing ya can check
> in real life
>
> not a file i dumped somehwere in a server to have a server log
> im not a complete idiot
>
> but on th mountain of kuta
> on th road to th tv towers in white paint
> mt coot tha in brisbane australia
> drag csi up there
>
>
> kutaman beat kuta on a unicycle
>
> with a date
>
>
> two weeks before kuta beach
>
> sore nut boy rode over th whole fuckin mountain on a unicycle
>
> freaked out my lady friends
>
>
> straight
>
> no drugs
>
> and no bike pants
>
> +++
> george carlin
> 'harley davidson'
> +++
>
> 'pussification of th american male'
>
>
> not just th american male
>
>
>
> ya all ride girls bikes
> got one too many wheels
>
> you need that training wheel ?
>
>
> it most definitely is not
> as i sail past
> and do braodslides on my unicycle
>
> where's yur other wheel ?
>
> +++
> acdc
> 'girls got rhythm'
> +++
>
> and every one cums with an agenda
>
> +++
>
>
> what th fuck do you want ?
>
> +++
>
>
> was vice president of a motorcycle club once
>
> +++
>
>
> "doubt they'll belive that either"
> gets worse
> i beat an operating system with visual basic
> want th code ?
>
> Desktop Icon TOols
>
> make sure ya get th early one
>
> tore open th front door of windows 95
>
> +++
>
> do anything ya like with th desktop
> all th shit ya werent supposed to able to do
>
> had to come up with
> three different ways to copy memory
>
>
> psychic hey
>
> +++
>
> managed a restaurant
>
> +++
>
> "blocked hash pipe"
>
> +++
>
>
> yur right jeenny
> all art better appreciated after death
>
> +++
>
>
> i wouldnt wanna know me
> or at least compete with me
>
> +++
>
>
> yeah i can do that
>
> never done it before
>
> but i'll have a go
>
> +++
>
>
> always start fucked
>
> dont learn all that quicker
>
> mostly slower
>
>
> tenacious
>
> +++
>
>
> like to take th hard way
> fuck ya
> i aint comin
>
> +++
> nirvana
> 'about a girl'
> +++
>
>
> well seven
> "two that didnt argue would do"
>
> +++
>
>
> "kuta lady's not gay anymore"
>
> i seen you deep in convo with those two chicks
> "yeah so fuckin what"
>
> "i can talk to chicks while i'm singin"
>
> +++
> george
> 'chemical dreams'
> +++
>
> yeah well
> they wer epretty fucked
>
> +++
>
> "ya shit me to tears"
> "yur both dropped"
>
> +++
>
>
> was that fun ?
> "fuck yeah"
> "they wouldnt look after my body"
>
> "been with both of em for more en a year"
>
>
>
> not even talkin together
> and they still argued
>
> +++
>
>
> "she never did get it ya know"
> "and eve when she read ou online diary"
> "just read"
> "what she thought related to her"
>
> "or her girlfriends"
> "and nicole kidman sex fantasies"
>
>
>
> and here i was
> writin cryptic clues for er
>
> here's th future babe
> bugs th shit outta me
>
> see if you can make anything of it
>
> is fucked isnt it
>
> who wants to fuckin know when they;re gunna die ?
>
>
> "proves th psychic world's real"
>
> +++
> tenacious d
> 'the road'
> +++
>
> it worth th hurt to ppl ?
>
> "and if a fuckin outrageous comet"
> "chucked by an outrageous alien gets tossed"
> "at our fuckin ocean to give em an easy pickup"
>
>
> "what do ya wanna fuckin know then ?"
> "and how early ?"
>
>
> "still pisssed off at me ?"
>
> +++
>
>
>
> "should try being me"
>
> +++
> 'flight sim'
> fp10bg
>
> 'you have an additional type of help to choose from...'
> +++
> the verve
> 'the drugs dont work'
> +++
>
> "then i'll kill myself"
> "i aint ever goin to back"
> "to livin with that much pain"
>
> +++
>
> "picked my drug of choice"
>
> +++
>
>
> couple of days off th pot to
> clear th head
>
> where we can find th time
> to also avoid women
>
> sittin in this room
>
> and to clear th bpody
> stop accomodation
>
> and th pain builds and
>
>
> "fuck that"
>
> "i need a miracle"
> "two days no pot"
> "and jane's rung"
> "could feel her bad back a whole day before she rang"
>
>
> and half an hour later
> little message
>
> need ya tomorrrow
> "ill have to obtain some painkiller if'n i gotta be on a roof"
> at street prices
>
>
> "near street prices we got a good dealer"
>
>
> ok
> i love em too
>
> and no worries
> is one thing he listens to
>
>
> th agro comes up
>
>
> +++
> presidents of the united states
> 'stranger'
> +++
>
> i dont care how fuckin big ya are
> how tough you think you are
>
> if my nuts are sore enough
> i'll walk straight over you
>
> and if ya complain
> or worse
>
> actually only if worse
> then ya get to see if all that kickboxing training
>
>
> really did anything
>
> had two punches in th head
> in
>
> man
>
> i dont how many fuckin years
>
> i may be 65kg
>
> but um
>
>
> there are times
>
> nobody takes me on
>
> +++
>
>
> i ride every back alley
> of th fortitdue valley
> onaunicycle
>
> and once
>
> evenw ith baseball bat hangin outta my arse
>
> plastic nblow up
> come on
>
>
> gay bars liked that one
> +++
> the kinks
> 'dedicated follower of fashion'
> +++
>
> am
> then not
>
> then am
> then not
>
>
> stil findin clothes ex girlfriends bought me
>
>
> my nephew walks in th ouse to play two and half men on weekends
>
>
>
> never seen that shirt before paulie
> or those pants
>
>
> hmm
>
>
> oh i had em a while
>
>
> i dunno man
> they all buy me clothes
>
>
> always have
>
>
> keep ridin yur unicycle
> keep yur abs firm
> and yur body fit and healthy
>
> and when you get to 43
>
>
> they might still be offerin you strippin too
>
>
>
> fuck that
> women take skin samples
> no im not tellin ya th story little man
>
> +++
> bjork
> 'violently happy'
> +++
>
> we took im didnt we ?
> "good enough for us man"
> im not gunna pander to that prick
> he doesnt live in th real world
>
> "least not th one where ya gotta eat"
> everyone's a critic
>
> "i dont listen to anybody"
> there's th key to yur success
>
> "what success ?"
> "flat fuckin broke idiot"
>
> yeah but
> flat fuckin broke idiot
>
> that fuckin took nostradamus
>
>
> what do you care what any other cunt thinks ?
> do you read what anyone writes back to ya ?
> "fuck no"
> "they all got their own agenda"
>
> "i got friends to talk to if i want th piss taken outta me"
>
>
> well babe
> that's why you can take nostradamus
> and they cant
>
> cause
> if yur readin what some other cunt said about ya
> you'll be affected by it
>
> yur not bein
>
> YOU
>
> Dare to be Different
> Be Yourself
>
> it's really rewarding
>
>
> .
> .
> .
>
> singularis harmonius pi porkus
>
> +++
> p.s.
>
> pj harvey
> 'to bring you my love'
>
> +++
>
>
> "i wanted our first name to  b harmonius"
> not that all th time babe
>
> too much of a shitstirrer
>
> "can i sing to pretty girls tonight ?"
> waiting is 


    

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