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Date: Mon, 04 Jul 2005 17:20:35 +0000
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"Good evening, Chicago, it's time again to dim the lights, sit back, relax, and
spend the next three hours with your favorite radio host, Dr. Mona Hoffman!" "It
was an incredible day in the Big Windy today, but now it's time to unwind and
Get Connected!" My screener, Polly Caston, informs me that out our phone lines
are already jammed with anxious callers, but before we take out first call let's
go over the ground rules for our program." "This is a show for open minded
adults, so I don't want to hear from anyone complaining about the content!" "If
what we're talking about offends you, TURN OFF THE RADIO!!!" "This is America
for gosh sakes, even our President is doing it with the hired help, so get a
LIFE!" "Now that I've gotten that off my chest, so if you will, Polly, give me
our first caller please!" "Hello, caller, your on the line with Dr. Mona
Hoffman, please give you name and make your request!" "H-hello, Dr. Mona, my
name's Gloria and I'm a fifty two year old widow." "What I'd like to do is talk
to a young man who would like to tell me what he'd like to do to me." "And I
assume that you'd like to do the same to him," Mona added. "Yes, that's it,"
Gloria replied softly. "Okay, Polly, do we have a young man on the line who
would like to fulfill Gloria's request?!?" "I can see Polly working through the
switchboard, she's giving me the high sign, okay, who am I speaking with
please?" "My name's Mark." "How old are you Mark?" "I'm twenty three." "Did you
hear my conversation with Gloria?" "Yes, I did." "Would you like to fulfill her
request?" "Yes, I certainly would!" Okay, audience, we have a Connection!!!"
Mark and Gloria are going to be going into intimate detail as if they were alone
on the phone, with my little interjections, of course!" "So, if you're all quite
ready, Mark, Gloria, let's have at it!!!"
"First of all, Gloria, tell Mark exactly what you'd like him to do for you!"
"Well, uh, I'd like Mark to masturbate for me." "Mark, would you do that for
Gloria?" "Mmmm, of course I would, I'd love to!" "Okay, Gloria, he's ready,
willing, and able, so tell him exactly what to do!" "Mark, can you tell what
kind of underwear you have on?" "Bright red bikinis." "Oh myyyyy, I'll bet you
can really see you cock and balls bulging out!" "Oh yeah, it looks like someone
stuck a banana in there." "Can you pull it out for me?!?" "Ohhhhhh, it's out and
it's hard as a rock!" "A-are you cut or natural???" "One hundred percent
natural, honey, long, thick, and hard!" "Do you have a girl friend?" "You bet,
very young and very hot!" "D-do you fuck her!?!" "When ...
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