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all care taken ( but )
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"better put some music on"
and smoke some drugs
scuse i
.
.
.
radiohead
'rabbit in your headlights'
"quick "
"run th fucker over"
+++
ya cant investigate th psychic world
with
thirty ppl
givin opinion
or tryin to tell ya that you killed george harrison
hey
i thought it was paul mc cartney ok
+++
"specially with some of th dipshit trolls out there"
+++
"actually gave a date for when ya thought he'd die"
"in a newsgroup about him""
i was a day out
"and he jumped and said he was gunna have another child"
would that satisfy th
skeptic from that nostradamus show ?
"doubtful"
"he said he wanted just one date off nostraduams with a genuine
prediction"
brave fucker if he did
i got six mates
already
who have all said
paulie they;re gunna put a bullet in yur head
+++
machine gun fellatio
'all of them ladies"
+++
yeah windows
but they were all frightened as all fuck
+++
"she said she believed you got an answer from god"
and did what with it ?
pray tell
"well you know ppl paulie"
yeah i do
+++
mostly
even if ya gave it to em beforehand
nicely packaged and
even with a date
just go
"yeah ?"
then smile
that;s it
+++
"or get that look of fear in their eyes"
and then ?
"well nuthin"
+++
ok babe
did we take him ?
"well"
"we left th net sayin"
"sick of this "
"predictin death and shit"
"too harrowing and shit"
"will be back in six months on a certain date and"
"resume our work"
"of course"
"over a hundred thousand ppl died on that date"
under th waves at aceh
"yeah but paulie they ALL claim no psychic gave em warning"
be fucked
even said i felt a big splash
or somethin similar
AND
agreed with th aus government
dont go to indonesia
just a feeling
+++
all public
well on th net anyway
+++
"fat lot of good that is"
"let's just write a book"
guy just sang sell it to you
didnt write down this track
"track no 20"
"you happy now ?"
sell th one i've already written
"or throw it in th bin"
"and write fiction"
+++
ya didnt answer my question
"yeah we fuckin took im"
+++
bugged me about nostradamus too
ppl massagin
a TRANSLATION
"bit like th bible"
to pluu out what they want
vaguer th better
+++
city high
'didnt ya'
+++
"he did see you coming"
i am not he
"i'm not convinced"
+++
know i;m not fuckin jesus anyway
+++
"told th chick who said you were st paul to get fucked"
+++
and th one who said i was a higher being
+++
any of them do anything by any chance ?
"not a fuckin zac"
+++
hard audience
+++
what about before i told em to get fucked
"same as"
+++
"this afternoon"
"before we threw th ladder on that dirty fuckin tinny that nearly
took
my life"
close
but th slide stopped
dont let me stop ya
and never happened by th way
"wont admit to it anyway"
+++
U2
'pride (in the name of love)
+++
no fuckhead
workin whiel on a pension
+++
"to put smiels on dials on a unicycle"
"and singin and drummin and shit"
not tonight
im too fucked
+++
and aint been paid yet
+++
not singin tonight rock spider
+++
"make him happy"
"he cut when ya come friday and not saturday"
this a busker i sing with for nuthin ?
"yeah"
"but he gives ya smoke"
"cool guy"
u sayin i should sing saturday night to pls him ?
"well"
might stay away for a month
+++
"replace my fucked mp3 player first"
didnt make that much babe
gotta live till next thursday pension check
+++
"join th human race and become a busker"
then i will burn my book
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no02"
+++
what i got
ya gotta get it
put it in you
+++
u wanna sing to gay guys and pretty girls tonight ?
"not th way i look now"
+++
such a girl
"ok i shrieked man"
"was nearly at that"
"pilot thing"
"later bye"
he got more pounds per square inch
"and brand new sandshoes"
wanna buy new vollies ?
"fuckers are snapped in half"
if it aint one thing it's another
+++
"cant find th green facepaints"
+++
all care taken but
fuck off guys
i;d be th roughest bastard here
you put it up
you dont want yur new gutters scratched
fuckin silly comin to put slips in a dirty tinny
doesnt open th rust holes
without pourin 3000 psi of water over it and cleanin th fucker first
fuckheads
we wont get em all
"and we already screwed in th fuckin slips now"
+++
bill hicks
'christianity'
+++
fuckin sunday christians
+++
mike oldfield
'tubular bells pt 1'
+++
"peace"
+++
time for a cone
that was a close call
"can beat mostradamus at his own game"
"with dates"
"gunan die on a fuckin dirty tinny roof"
"rushin on a friday arv"
"cause th fuckers are braindead"
+++
such is life
if i can die in a totally meaningless way
"th fucker with th gun can go fuck himself"
you got it
+++
ya fuckin weak cunts
at least six of ya's by now
they;re gunna kill you paulie
thanks man
thanks for yur support
if they dont kill me
will you be th first thru my door ?
+++
oh wow
+++
kept a record
u on th bus ?
or off it ?
+++
"what's that ?"
"ok i'll just review yur record"
+++
no in my diary man
what did you do to advance th cause ?
and
what risk you taken ?
well
you said they were gunna kill me
didnt even get you off yur couch
+++
said you were a believer
oh i see
i'm sorry
only what;s written in book
before ya walked thru th door
+++
know exactly who
helped
where
how
how much
what it cost em
what you said
how you behaved
not everything hit th net
+++
"dont share all clues either"
"aint i a cunt ?"
who wants to know they;re gunna fuckin die
+++
did ya risk yur cushie lifestyle ?
did ya ONCE
come and sing in th street
oh sorry
i forgot
yur a professional musician
you dont sing less you get paid
+++
so time wise
what are YOU saying you put in ?
+++
fair do man
im th wizard with a proven track record
ok so they dont know
kinda tried to keep it that way
post in th dumbest places
studying humans
but you fucking know
+++
"studying humans ?"
which ones are greedy cunts
which are nice ppl
which are just fuckin confused
listened to many stories
wrote a lot of it down
compulsive writer
+++
"i'm still alive"
"<<< smile >>>"
he's still sitting on his couch
watching television
+++
"imagine jesus in th days of television"
+++
imagine nostradamus
in th days of th internet
+++
"how do ya get thru th chaff ?"
+++
nostradamus two
+++
"gotta be better than singularis porkus"
serious
"puttin paper on a fuckin wall today"
"wind flyin"
"slidin down th roof on my back"
never happened
"fuck th law"
"earning my board"
"dont pay rent"
ok
"and come across"
"Stupid Last Name"
i was waitin for this one
came prepared
"ohso"
i'm a wizard right
"definitely"
ok
full name
singularis harmonius pi porkus
"four names liek in our real name"
"and even ended with same initials"
"pp"
pepp
care factor
look har denough
ya'll find my real name
really psychic
and really kill you
if ya come after me with a gun
last guy killed himself
very messy
"long before this shit though"
so
not forget how
not finished
full name pronounced
singularis harmonius 3.142857 and out to infinity
never get to
porkus
"<<<smile >>>"
"reads better than it sounded"
thank you
or english translation
one harmonius pig
"hey ya skipped th third name"
ppl always doin that to me in real life
must figure i dont need it
fuckheads
one harmonius pi pig
one harmonius 3.3.142857 and out to infinity
never get to
pig
+++
"ok much better"
thought you were gunna say
yeah
"much much better"
"cool name"
+++
"pls paulie she's pretty"
no exceptions
wizard body
full time care or nothing
no woman fuck seven days
EVER
"you could move out certain days"
no sex
without seven days
in writing
gone twelve months
longest in fifteen years
+++
"beat th ten month curse anyway"
+++
"fuck georgia came close though"
"took her home"
nice kisser
+++
radiohead
'creep'(acapella)
+++
and proud of it
not normal human male
wizard
blue balls testicle curse
alergic to women
cant live one woman
tried seven times
+++
all care taken but
dont give a fuck if i offend you anymore
+++
sign first
+++
"you'll go out and get laid now"
just to be cantankerous
not good for my body
suffer for next four days
increased pain
body ramps up
+++
"andget enough offers form pretty girls"and occasional pretty boy
"gte that bein a singer and drummer"
"and unicyclin stret performer"
+++
flirtin anyway
+++
nickelback
'leader of men'
+++
what fuckin men ?
+++
if it doesnt move you enough to bring you to my door
so you can have yur say
not good enough for me
+++
i stay hard to contact for a reason
+++
turn th phone off and connect to computer instead
ignore emails
ignore comment
+++
"and download porn"
hey i'm still alive
+++
"what doin tonight paulie ?"
playin with my dick
happy now ?
+++
"every night paulie"
hard to sleep otherwise
+++
"two nghts f no girls anywhere"
long as th wind's not comin from brizzy
pheremones
you know
actually ya probly dotn
s alright
you wont belive a word anyway
+++
the red hot chill peppers
'track no 04'
+++
'know it all'
'its a lonely view and'
+++
and even if ya do
were ya gunna do any more than
write a few lines ?
+++
oh
how incredibly interesting
well i've gone to sleep
+++
maybe even tell a coupel of friends
i read somethin out there
says he got proof
offers proof
but
i aint lookin
diary entry
leavin for six months sick of predictin death
returning to
do job i set out to do
with better resolve
on this date
and
over a hundred thousand dead
under a coupel of tsunamis
on return date
+++
jewel
'this way'
+++
but um
not one of th ppl
who watched th telly
who saw th same shit i did
who knew about it
and knew it was true
told anybody
that yes
there was a psychic
who had it fuckin pegged
i cant do it
four gusy htis afternoon
i am th roughest cunt here
i will scratch it
not one heard me
+++
i did scratch it
kinda had to
no-one noticed
+++
ya have to do a job diary
to get th dole in queensland
i never did
not a word
i got th dole
and
then put on a special program
dont fit in any box
and on my record
do not put in a closed room with female
stimulation issues
and not fair on me
and
pot usin
medicinal for testicle pain
+++
radiohead
'creep'(acapella)
+++
liek i care
+++
not yur world hey ?
should try livin it
+++
real curse
i do care if it hurts
i try to stay stoned
dont talk to a chick less i'm stoned
if i can help it
cant feel th little bastards then
+++
'think th audience has left"
cool
+++
time for a cone
.
.
.
+++
well nostradamus man
ya might not have put dates and
clear cryptic clues
to lots of em
but some were bang on
bout my xperience i spose
i dont try to work quite so far forward
used to be content with my seven days
sis months is currently my limit
it gorws
ah you know that
sorry man
aint that guy a fuckhead
fuck it's easy to critisize
+++
coldplay
'the scientist"
+++
i know one guy was gunna blow me away
but
on page two of my book
hmm
i dont like chrstopher skase
fuck i'd liek to see him dead
fuck he was a greedy cunt
and run off to spain
with lots of australian money
and laughin at us
sure neough
sven day slaer
oh wow
chris is dead
two ways to see it though
one is
i cursed th fucker
other is
i knew th fucker was gunna die
soon
most of it was round seven days then
and just usin his imminent death to um
play a little
+++
gotta admit
when i wrote in th online diary
silver beatle fell off my dash today
+++
jewel
'grey matter'
+++
silver beatle fell off my dash today
i know it means something
dear and gentle reader
but i dont know what
which was an outright lie
i knew a beatle was gunna die
the beatles
kept jumpin in th mix
just like kuta did before that bombin
one thing ya can check
in real life
not a file i dumped somehwere in a server to have a server log
im not a complete idiot
but on th mountain of kuta
on th road to th tv towers in white paint
mt coot tha in brisbane australia
drag csi up there
kutaman beat kuta on a unicycle
with a date
two weeks before kuta beach
sore nut boy rode over th whole fuckin mountain on a unicycle
freaked out my lady friends
straight
no drugs
and no bike pants
+++
george carlin
'harley davidson'
+++
'pussification of th american male'
not just th american male
ya all ride girls bikes
got one too many wheels
you need that training wheel ?
it most definitely is not
as i sail past
and do braodslides on my unicycle
where's yur other wheel ?
+++
acdc
'girls got rhythm'
+++
and every one cums with an agenda
+++
what th fuck do you want ?
+++
was vice president of a motorcycle club once
+++
"doubt they'll belive that either"
gets worse
i beat an operating system with visual basic
want th code ?
Desktop Icon TOols
make sure ya get th early one
tore open th front door of windows 95
+++
do anything ya like with th desktop
all th shit ya werent supposed to able to do
had to come up with
three different ways to copy memory
psychic hey
+++
managed a restaurant
+++
"blocked hash pipe"
+++
yur right jeenny
all art better appreciated after death
+++
i wouldnt wanna know me
or at least compete with me
+++
yeah i can do that
never done it before
but i'll have a go
+++
always start fucked
dont learn all that quicker
mostly slower
tenacious
+++
like to take th hard way
fuck ya
i aint comin
+++
nirvana
'about a girl'
+++
well seven
"two that didnt argue would do"
+++
"kuta lady's not gay anymore"
i seen you deep in convo with those two chicks
"yeah so fuckin what"
"i can talk to chicks while i'm singin"
+++
george
'chemical dreams'
+++
yeah well
they wer epretty fucked
+++
"ya shit me to tears"
"yur both dropped"
+++
was that fun ?
"fuck yeah"
"they wouldnt look after my body"
"been with both of em for more en a year"
not even talkin together
and they still argued
+++
"she never did get it ya know"
"and eve when she read ou online diary"
"just read"
"what she thought related to her"
"or her girlfriends"
"and nicole kidman sex fantasies"
and here i was
writin cryptic clues for er
here's th future babe
bugs th shit outta me
see if you can make anything of it
is fucked isnt it
who wants to fuckin know when they;re gunna die ?
"proves th psychic world's real"
+++
tenacious d
'the road'
+++
it worth th hurt to ppl ?
"and if a fuckin outrageous comet"
"chucked by an outrageous alien gets tossed"
"at our fuckin ocean to give em an easy pickup"
"what do ya wanna fuckin know then ?"
"and how early ?"
"still pisssed off at me ?"
+++
"should try being me"
+++
'flight sim'
fp10bg
'you have an additional type of help to choose from...'
+++
the verve
'the drugs dont work'
+++
"then i'll kill myself"
"i aint ever goin to back"
"to livin with that much pain"
+++
"picked my drug of choice"
+++
couple of days off th pot to
clear th head
where we can find th time
to also avoid women
sittin in this room
and to clear th bpody
stop accomodation
and th pain builds and
"fuck that"
"i need a miracle"
"two days no pot"
"and jane's rung"
"could feel her bad back a whole day before she rang"
and half an hour later
little message
need ya tomorrrow
"ill have to obtain some painkiller if'n i gotta be on a roof"
at street prices
"near street prices we got a good dealer"
ok
i love em too
and no worries
is one thing he listens to
th agro comes up
+++
presidents of the united states
'stranger'
+++
i dont care how fuckin big ya are
how tough you think you are
if my nuts are sore enough
i'll walk straight over you
and if ya complain
or worse
actually only if worse
then ya get to see if all that kickboxing training
really did anything
had two punches in th head
in
man
i dont how many fuckin years
i may be 65kg
but um
there are times
nobody takes me on
+++
i ride every back alley
of th fortitdue valley
onaunicycle
and once
evenw ith baseball bat hangin outta my arse
plastic nblow up
come on
gay bars liked that one
+++
the kinks
'dedicated follower of fashion'
+++
am
then not
then am
then not
stil findin clothes ex girlfriends bought me
my nephew walks in th ouse to play two and half men on weekends
never seen that shirt before paulie
or those pants
hmm
oh i had em a while
i dunno man
they all buy me clothes
always have
keep ridin yur unicycle
keep yur abs firm
and yur body fit and healthy
and when you get to 43
they might still be offerin you strippin too
fuck that
women take skin samples
no im not tellin ya th story little man
+++
bjork
'violently happy'
+++
we took im didnt we ?
"good enough for us man"
im not gunna pander to that prick
he doesnt live in th real world
"least not th one where ya gotta eat"
everyone's a critic
"i dont listen to anybody"
there's th key to yur success
"what success ?"
"flat fuckin broke idiot"
yeah but
flat fuckin broke idiot
that fuckin took nostradamus
what do you care what any other cunt thinks ?
do you read what anyone writes back to ya ?
"fuck no"
"they all got their own agenda"
"i got friends to talk to if i want th piss taken outta me"
well babe
that's why you can take nostradamus
and they cant
cause
if yur readin what some other cunt said about ya
you'll be affected by it
yur not bein
YOU
Dare to be Different
Be Yourself
it's really rewarding
.
.
.
singularis harmonius pi porkus
+++
p.s.
pj harvey
'to bring you my love'
+++
"i wanted our first name to b harmonius"
not that all th time babe
too much of a shitstirrer
"can i sing to pretty girls tonight ?"
waiting is