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all care taken ( but )
+++

"better put some music on"
and smoke some drugs

scuse i

.
.
.


radiohead
'rabbit in your headlights'

"quick "
"run th fucker over"

+++

ya cant investigate th psychic world
with
thirty ppl
givin opinion
or tryin to tell ya that you killed george harrison
hey

i thought it was paul mc cartney ok

+++

"specially with some of th dipshit trolls out there"

+++


"actually gave a date for when ya thought he'd die"
"in  a newsgroup about him""

i was a day out
"and he jumped and said  he was gunna have another child"

would that satisfy th
skeptic from that nostradamus show ?
"doubtful"

"he said he wanted just one date off nostraduams with a genuine 

prediction"

brave fucker if he did


i got six mates
already
who have all said

paulie they;re gunna put a bullet in yur head



+++
machine gun fellatio
'all of them ladies"
+++

yeah windows
but they were all frightened as all fuck

+++

"she said she believed you got an answer from god"
and did what with it ?


pray tell


"well you know ppl paulie"
yeah i do

+++


mostly
even if ya gave it to em beforehand

nicely packaged and

even with a date

just go

"yeah ?"

then smile


that;s it

+++


"or get that look of fear in their eyes"
and then ?

"well nuthin"

+++


ok babe
did we take him ?


"well"

"we left th net sayin"
"sick  of this "
"predictin death and shit"
"too harrowing and shit"

"will be back in six months on a certain date and"
"resume our work"


"of course"
"over a hundred thousand ppl died on that date"

under th waves at aceh


"yeah but paulie they ALL claim no psychic gave em warning"

be fucked


even said i felt a big splash
or somethin similar


AND

agreed with th aus government

dont go to indonesia

just a feeling

+++


all public
well on th net anyway

+++


"fat lot of good that is"

"let's just write a book"

guy just sang sell it to you
didnt write down this track

"track no 20"

"you happy now ?"

sell th one i've already written


"or throw it in th bin"
"and write fiction"

+++


ya didnt answer my question
"yeah we fuckin took im"

+++


bugged me about nostradamus too
ppl massagin

a TRANSLATION
"bit like th bible"

to pluu out what they want

vaguer th better

+++
city high
'didnt ya'
+++

"he did see you coming"
i am not he
"i'm not convinced"

+++

know i;m not fuckin jesus anyway

+++


"told th chick who said you were st paul to get fucked"

+++

and th one who said i was a higher being

+++


any of them do anything by any chance ?
"not a fuckin zac"

+++


hard audience

+++


what about before i told em to get fucked
"same as"

+++


"this afternoon"
"before we threw th ladder on that dirty fuckin tinny that nearly 
took 

my life"
close 
but th slide stopped


dont let me stop ya

and never happened by th way

"wont admit to it anyway"

+++
U2
'pride (in the name of love)
+++


no fuckhead
workin whiel on a pension


+++


"to put smiels on dials on a unicycle"
"and singin and drummin and shit"

not tonight
im too fucked

+++

and aint been paid yet

+++


not singin tonight rock spider

+++

"make him happy"
"he cut when ya come friday and not saturday" 

this a busker i sing with for nuthin ?
"yeah"
"but he gives ya smoke"
"cool guy"

u sayin i should sing saturday night to pls him ?
"well"

might stay away for a month

+++


"replace my fucked mp3 player first"
didnt make that much babe
gotta live till next thursday pension check

+++


"join th human race and become a busker"
then i will burn my book
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no02"
+++

what i got
ya gotta get it
put it in you

+++

u wanna sing to gay guys and pretty girls tonight ?
"not th way i look now"

+++

such a girl
"ok i shrieked man"
"was nearly at that"
"pilot thing"

"later bye"


he got more pounds per square inch
"and brand new sandshoes"


wanna buy new vollies ?

"fuckers are snapped in half"

if it aint one thing it's another

+++


"cant find th green facepaints"

+++

all care taken but


fuck off guys
i;d be th roughest bastard here
you put it up
you dont want yur new gutters scratched

fuckin silly comin to put slips in a dirty tinny

doesnt open th rust holes
without pourin 3000 psi of water over it and cleanin th fucker first

fuckheads


we wont get em all

"and we already screwed in th fuckin slips now"

+++
bill hicks
'christianity'
+++

fuckin sunday christians

+++
mike oldfield
'tubular bells pt 1'
+++


"peace"

+++


time for a cone
that was a close call

"can beat mostradamus at his own game"
"with dates"


"gunan die on a fuckin dirty tinny roof"
"rushin on a friday arv"
"cause th fuckers are braindead"

+++


such is life
if i can die in a totally meaningless way

"th fucker with th gun can go fuck himself"

you got it

+++


ya fuckin weak cunts
at least six of ya's by now

they;re gunna kill you paulie

thanks man



thanks for yur support


if they dont kill me
will you be th first thru my door ?

+++

oh wow

+++

kept a record
u on th bus ?
or off it ?

+++


"what's that ?"
"ok i'll just review yur record"

+++


no in my diary man
what did you do to advance th cause ?
and
what risk you taken ?

well

you said they were gunna kill me


didnt even get you off yur couch

+++


said you were a believer
oh i see

i'm sorry
only what;s written in book

before ya walked thru th door

+++

know exactly who
 helped
where
how 

how much
what it cost em

what you said
how you behaved

not everything hit th net

+++

"dont share all clues either"
"aint i a cunt ?"


who wants to know they;re gunna fuckin die

+++


did ya risk yur cushie lifestyle ?
did ya ONCE
come and sing in th street

oh sorry

i forgot

yur a professional musician
you dont sing less you get paid

+++


so time wise
what are YOU saying you put in ?

+++


fair do man
im th wizard with a proven track record


ok so they dont know
kinda tried to keep it that way

post in th dumbest places
studying humans


but you fucking know

+++


"studying humans ?"

which ones are greedy cunts
which are nice ppl
which are just fuckin confused

listened to many stories
wrote a lot of it down

compulsive writer

+++


"i'm still alive"
"<<< smile >>>"

he's still sitting on his couch
watching television

+++

"imagine jesus in th days of television"

+++

imagine nostradamus
in th days of th internet

+++


"how do ya get thru th chaff ?"

+++


nostradamus two

+++


"gotta be better than singularis porkus"
serious


"puttin paper on a fuckin wall today"
"wind flyin"
"slidin down th roof on my back"

never happened
"fuck th law"
"earning my board"
"dont pay rent"

ok

"and come across"

"Stupid Last Name"


i was waitin for this one
came prepared
"ohso"



i'm a wizard right
"definitely"

ok

full name


singularis harmonius pi porkus

"four names liek in our real name"

"and even ended with same initials"
"pp"


pepp
care factor

look har denough
ya'll find my real name
really psychic
and really kill you
if ya come after me with a gun

last guy killed himself
very messy


"long before this shit though"


so
not forget how



not finished
full name pronounced


singularis harmonius 3.142857 and out to infinity

never get to 
porkus


"<<<smile >>>"

"reads better than it sounded"

thank you


or english translation


one harmonius pig

"hey ya skipped th third name"

ppl always doin that to me in real life

must figure i dont need it


fuckheads


one harmonius pi pig

one harmonius 3.3.142857 and out to infinity
never get to

pig

+++


"ok much better"
thought you were gunna say


yeah


"much much better"
"cool name"

+++

"pls paulie she's pretty"
no exceptions
wizard body

full time care or nothing

no woman fuck seven days
EVER

"you could move out certain days"

no sex
without seven days

in writing


gone twelve months

longest in fifteen years

+++

"beat th ten month curse anyway"

+++


"fuck georgia came close though"
"took her home"

nice kisser

+++
radiohead
'creep'(acapella)
+++

and proud of it
not normal human male

wizard

blue balls testicle curse
alergic to women
cant live one woman


tried seven times

+++

all care taken but

dont give a fuck if i offend you anymore

+++


sign first

+++

"you'll go out and get laid now"

just to be cantankerous


not good for my body
suffer for next four days

increased pain

body ramps up

+++


"andget enough offers form pretty girls"and occasional pretty boy
"gte that bein a singer and drummer"
"and unicyclin stret performer"

+++

flirtin anyway

+++
nickelback
'leader of men'
+++

what fuckin men ?

+++

if it doesnt move you enough to bring you to my door
so you can have yur say
not good enough for me

+++


i stay hard to contact for a reason

+++


turn th phone off and connect to computer instead
ignore emails
ignore comment

+++


"and download porn"
hey i'm still alive

+++

"what doin tonight paulie ?"
playin with my dick
happy now ?

+++


"every night paulie"
hard to sleep otherwise

+++

"two nghts f no girls anywhere"
long as th wind's not comin from brizzy


pheremones
you know


actually ya probly dotn

s alright
you wont belive a word anyway

+++
the red hot chill peppers
'track no 04'
+++

'know it all'

'its a lonely view and'

+++


and even if ya do
were ya gunna do any more than
write a few lines ?

+++


oh

how incredibly interesting


well i've gone to sleep

+++


maybe even tell a  coupel of friends

i read somethin out there

says he got proof
offers proof
but

i aint lookin


diary entry
leavin for six months sick of predictin death

returning to 

do job i set out to do
with better resolve

on this date

and


over a hundred thousand dead
under a coupel of tsunamis

on return date

+++
jewel
'this way'
+++


but um

not one of th ppl
who watched th telly
who saw th same shit i did

who knew about it
and knew it was true


told anybody
that yes

there was a psychic

who had it fuckin pegged



i cant do it


four gusy htis afternoon

i am th roughest cunt here
i will scratch it

not one heard me

+++


i did scratch it
kinda had to

no-one noticed

+++


ya have to do a job diary
to get th dole in queensland

i never did

not a word


i got th dole
and

then put on a  special program
dont fit in any box

and on my record
do not put in a closed room with female

stimulation issues

and not fair on me


and

pot usin
medicinal for testicle pain
+++
radiohead
'creep'(acapella)
+++


liek i care

+++

not yur world hey ?
should try livin it

+++

real curse
i do care if it hurts

i try to stay stoned

dont talk to a chick less i'm stoned
if i can help it

cant feel th little bastards then

+++


'think th audience has left"
cool

+++


time for a cone

.
.
.


+++


well nostradamus man
ya might not have put dates and
clear cryptic clues
to lots of em

but some were bang on

bout my xperience i spose

i dont try to work quite so far forward

used to be content with my seven days
sis months is currently my limit
it gorws

ah you know that

sorry man


aint that guy a fuckhead
fuck it's easy to critisize

+++
coldplay
'the scientist"
+++

i know one guy was gunna blow me away

but

on page two of my book



hmm

i dont like chrstopher skase
fuck i'd liek to see him dead

fuck he was a greedy cunt
and run off to spain
with lots of australian money

and laughin at us



sure neough
sven day slaer

oh wow

chris is dead


two ways to see it though

one is


i cursed th fucker

other is

i knew th fucker was gunna die

soon


most of it was round seven days then


and just usin his imminent death to um

play a little


+++



gotta admit
when i wrote in th online diary

silver beatle fell off my dash today


+++
jewel
'grey matter'
+++

silver beatle fell off my dash today

i know it means something
dear and gentle reader

but i dont know what

which was an outright lie


i knew a beatle was gunna die

the beatles


kept jumpin in th mix


just like kuta did before that bombin


one thing ya can check
in real life

not a file i dumped somehwere in a server to have a server log
im not a complete idiot

but on th mountain of kuta
on th road to th tv towers in white paint
mt coot tha in brisbane australia 
drag csi up there


kutaman beat kuta on a unicycle

with a date


two weeks before kuta beach

sore nut boy rode over th whole fuckin mountain on a unicycle

freaked out my lady friends


straight

no drugs

and no bike pants

+++
george carlin
'harley davidson'
+++

'pussification of th american male'


not just th american male



ya all ride girls bikes
got one too many wheels

you need that training wheel ?


it most definitely is not
as i sail past
and do braodslides on my unicycle

where's yur other wheel ?

+++
acdc
'girls got rhythm'
+++

and every one cums with an agenda

+++


what th fuck do you want ?

+++


was vice president of a motorcycle club once

+++


"doubt they'll belive that either"
gets worse
i beat an operating system with visual basic
want th code ?

Desktop Icon TOols

make sure ya get th early one

tore open th front door of windows 95

+++

do anything ya like with th desktop
all th shit ya werent supposed to able to do

had to come up with 
three different ways to copy memory


psychic hey

+++

managed a restaurant

+++

"blocked hash pipe"

+++


yur right jeenny
all art better appreciated after death

+++


i wouldnt wanna know me
or at least compete with me

+++


yeah i can do that

never done it before

but i'll have a go

+++


always start fucked

dont learn all that quicker

mostly slower


tenacious

+++


like to take th hard way
fuck ya
i aint comin

+++
nirvana
'about a girl'
+++


well seven
"two that didnt argue would do"

+++


"kuta lady's not gay anymore"

i seen you deep in convo with those two chicks
"yeah so fuckin what"

"i can talk to chicks while i'm singin"

+++
george
'chemical dreams'
+++

yeah well
they wer epretty fucked

+++

"ya shit me to tears"
"yur both dropped"

+++


was that fun ?
"fuck yeah"
"they wouldnt look after my body"

"been with both of em for more en a year"



not even talkin together
and they still argued

+++


"she never did get it ya know"
"and eve when she read ou online diary"
"just read"
"what she thought related to her"

"or her girlfriends"
"and nicole kidman sex fantasies"



and here i was
writin cryptic clues for er

here's th future babe
bugs th shit outta me

see if you can make anything of it

is fucked isnt it

who wants to fuckin know when they;re gunna die ?


"proves th psychic world's real"

+++
tenacious d
'the road'
+++

it worth th hurt to ppl ?

"and if a fuckin outrageous comet"
"chucked by an outrageous alien gets tossed"
"at our fuckin ocean to give em an easy pickup"


"what do ya wanna fuckin know then ?"
"and how early ?"


"still pisssed off at me ?"

+++



"should try being me"

+++
'flight sim'
fp10bg

'you have an additional type of help to choose from...'
+++
the verve
'the drugs dont work'
+++

"then i'll kill myself"
"i aint ever goin to back"
"to livin with that much pain"

+++

"picked my drug of choice"

+++


couple of days off th pot to
clear th head

where we can find th time
to also avoid women

sittin in this room

and to clear th bpody
stop accomodation

and th pain builds and


"fuck that"

"i need a miracle"
"two days no pot"
"and jane's rung"
"could feel her bad back a whole day before she rang"


and half an hour later
little message

need ya tomorrrow
"ill have to obtain some painkiller if'n i gotta be on a roof"
at street prices


"near street prices we got a good dealer"


ok
i love em too

and no worries
is one thing he listens to


th agro comes up


+++
presidents of the united states
'stranger'
+++

i dont care how fuckin big ya are
how tough you think you are

if my nuts are sore enough
i'll walk straight over you

and if ya complain
or worse

actually only if worse
then ya get to see if all that kickboxing training


really did anything

had two punches in th head
in

man

i dont how many fuckin years

i may be 65kg

but um


there are times

nobody takes me on

+++


i ride every back alley
of th fortitdue valley
onaunicycle

and once

evenw ith baseball bat hangin outta my arse

plastic nblow up
come on


gay bars liked that one
+++
the kinks
'dedicated follower of fashion'
+++

am
then not

then am
then not


stil findin clothes ex girlfriends bought me


my nephew walks in th ouse to play two and half men on weekends



never seen that shirt before paulie
or those pants


hmm


oh i had em a while


i dunno man
they all buy me clothes


always have


keep ridin yur unicycle
keep yur abs firm
and yur body fit and healthy

and when you get to 43


they might still be offerin you strippin too



fuck that
women take skin samples
no im not tellin ya th story little man

+++
bjork
'violently happy'
+++

we took im didnt we ?
"good enough for us man"
im not gunna pander to that prick
he doesnt live in th real world

"least not th one where ya gotta eat"
everyone's a critic

"i dont listen to anybody"
there's th key to yur success

"what success ?"
"flat fuckin broke idiot"

yeah but
flat fuckin broke idiot

that fuckin took nostradamus


what do you care what any other cunt thinks ?
do you read what anyone writes back to ya ?
"fuck no"
"they all got their own agenda"

"i got friends to talk to if i want th piss taken outta me"


well babe
that's why you can take nostradamus
and they cant

cause
if yur readin what some other cunt said about ya
you'll be affected by it

yur not bein

YOU

Dare to be Different
Be Yourself

it's really rewarding


.
.
.

singularis harmonius pi porkus

+++
p.s.

pj harvey
'to bring you my love'

+++


"i wanted our first name to  b harmonius"
not that all th time babe

too much of a shitstirrer

"can i sing to pretty girls tonight ?"
waiting is
    

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