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Subject: boys get wet (*secret mens business")
From: the stoned unicycle man <pepp@cyberdude.com>
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boys get wet (*secret mens business")
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"i heard a big crack"
dont stress
just a vertebra lettin go
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"havent cracked that one before"
progress
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and bend
and stretch
and together with th right
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"fuckin broken sternum"
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"im gunna go download bridgette kerkove pics"
arse bandit
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so jenny
are ya thinkin ?
ya maybe never fucked a porn star
"Well"
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"th pub prickteaser followed by th "
"lesbian that was chasin her as well"
"was a biggie"
yeah alright
so she gave good head
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sometimes
yur stretchin away
and one of th discs releases
in yur back
with a fuckin loud bang
really gentle pressure
is that thing called gravity though
i dont bounce
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"loose arse has figured out"
"that our knowledge of ..."
[deleted]
i'm not supposed to know those things
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"turning off th nervous system"
[deleted]
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i only been doin yoga for 31 years
bout time i learned something
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"12 weeks from start of stretching"
"to tongue to penis"
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now you have to die
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secret mens business
less of course yur not a chick
then it's perfectly alright
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this document will piss on yur leg in three minutes
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OW
"hey ?"
"psychic pain emanation"
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.
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BANG
"what the fuck was that ?"
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sorry i hit a drum
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got a sore hand now
OW
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patience brother
it's not a
time based goal
about results
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"takes as long as it takes"
bit like long distance riding on a unicycle
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"ok"
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"quarter past eleven at night"
i got some muscles wanna go work
"will that one crack again ?"
experience says no
just keep up th range of movement
"five years paulie"
i'm a patient man
fuckin sidecars
do nasty things to backs
i had much to heal
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havent had this much range of motion since i was fifteen
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i could already put my legs behind my ears though
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nice body
stay
stay
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"we could fly th unicycle in th morning"
or we could keep our abs
"ok"
"let me get dressed"
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.
.
ya ever tried to fart while riding a unicycle ?
"yeah about five mintues ago"
gotta hold th seat with one hand
and push th arse up in th air
it
's just fuckin undignified
"ya could just stop"
ah yeah
pull up
dismount
fart
then remount and ride on
fuck off
i aint gettin off th wheel
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well th nuts are comfortable numb now
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time for some drugs
shouldnt you be stickin yur fuckin troll
nose in somebody else's shit now ?
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.
.
the stoned unicycle man
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p.s.
canterin's dead easier now
"yeah i dont get that"
"will suspension fuck up that gait ?"
treddin on secret unicycle pilots business there jennifer
you wanna get me fuckin killed ?
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"'ll b alright"
"only third dan master unicyclists know what yur talkin about"
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well at least fiftten years experience anyway
some can do it in eleven
but they're extra ordinary...
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the unicycle man says dont ride in rubber thongs
"specially heavy bastards liek those ones"
most especially
dont ride over traffic islands in thongs on YOUR unicycle
"and fucking fall off twice"
hey
at least i'm ridin a boy's bike
i dont need a fucking training wheel
show some fucking respect
"cocksucker..."