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Subject: its all good ( chemically enhanced anyway )
From: th black wiz <pepp@cyberdude.com>
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its all good ( chemically enhanced anyway )
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spelt it wrong first time round
oops
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"hey tarz"
hey yurself
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"<<< Smile >>>"
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i have good drugs
like i care anyway
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i met a famous murderers wife
outside a church
living by herself
out in a shack
in th middle of nowhere
got an address
and called around one day
did th lentils and
watchin th goats routine
and got th rundown on th electro shocks
and who he was
and what he became
and cause my dad was a murderer
i found it pretty easy to listen to
well kinda
a lot of it
she hadnt unloaded
probly still hasnt
poor girl
not much of what she said
i saw on tv
which is about th same
as th murders my father committed
been there
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used to tell my girls not everything you see
not every opinion you here
is true
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certainly not mine anyway
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i reserve th right to fuck up
at will
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seems sensible
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couldnt believe i did that voice over
for cum down fuck me later eyes
in one take
just not me
i didnt have a stressie
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morticia wants to meet
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"my usual comments ok paulie"
alright little one
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she'll wanna go to some
upmarket swanky cafe
fuckin yuppie
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used to eat yuppies for breakfast
with th slogan
die yuppie die
her real name's di
well kinda
kinda makes sense
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di yuppie di
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cept of course
di is fuckable
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i went thru
th bits and pieces
what im keepin off th wreck
not much as it turns
out
i want that thing outta here
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she looks like she's indoor budgie hunting
now hang about
it was my idea to use it as a game
pick yur endangered species
or not so endangered
pick yur weapon
and go for it
PULL
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all th windows
self repair in th breaks
not like th old days at all
um
i dont how that bullet hole got there officer
honest
cant remember a thing
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so i had a mate that was a gunsmith
so
i also lost two family members to guns
they aren;t my favourite piece of human folly
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i am a realist though
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and they couldnt hear anything hey ?
flash supressors
supposedly
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i havent dropped around in a while
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this is a violent movie
stirs up shit
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typew ihtout thinkin
shows too huh ?
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you can talk
if you;ve read this far
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little x in th top right corner
i dare ya
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fuckhead
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michael j fox
where's th platform shoes ?
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young ryan was fond of
"short people got no reason to live"
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i used to go to th horror flicks
on mushies
we all did
sometimes
felt like ya were gunna
fall off yur motorcycle
but yur just out of it
ride slow anyway
specially after a good horror flick
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can ya watch this three hour video
all th way thru ?
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seen grown men leave th room
they missed the lesbians
ah well
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guy who made it had a sense of humour
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ah no man
i'd write it off
just on principal
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i dunno
none of em have offered th ford guy a headjob
if tv ads
could be really crude
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"i dunno"
"mr big is back"
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shut up
morticia
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out there
with yur girlfriends tellin stories
i think our link is back
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it was funny
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dinky little condoms
so do you take it in th rear ?
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apparently not
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gunna have to
make myself a cup of coffee
in a minute
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when their eyes roll
that's nice
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i was gunna chop it off
no more testicle pain
i'll change sides
and talkin to a girl
who knew
and kinda understood
sharing male experiences
she wanted to fuck like a man
we didnt have sex
we shared experiences
and luv
th puppie kind i think
not having sex
allowed us to
explore each other
in different ways
course
i had to sleep with morticia
for two nights
before i slept with bree
suitably drained
morticia likes sex
but bree and i would sit
at th end of th week
talkin about our fucks for th week
how many orgasms
and who with
while we cuddled in front of th tv
or th computer screen
or in her bed
or in th pool
shared each other's tricks
my what big pupils you've got madam
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i cant think about morticia
without thinkin about you
it just aint gunna happen
i loved both of you
and earlier this year
i was goin out with two chicks
morticia
and jane
but that wasnt workin as well
as morticia and bree
chucked a dummy spit
dropped both
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morticia and i are talkin again
i know this chick tish
that we both like
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she likes chutzpah
when i got caught
sendin texts to her and bree
and lee/catwoman
she was cool
they were sendin em back
if ya know what i mean
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we all went dirty dancing together
id have one dance with morticia
and she'd disappear
different bar
takin phone numbers
and havin fun
then id dance with her girlfriends
or theyd dance with me
they were kinda my
girl friends
we got up to some stuff
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i dont care if i dance like a girl
im not surprised
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took me longer
to get used to singin like a girl
especially in th street
but five years
sorta brought me closer to it
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sorry mate
i wont be out
not singin till dawn tonight
no shark in th street
young man got taken by two white pointers
and my unicycle shark fin hat
has a white pointer tip
and umm
fortunately
im broke this week
and couldnt afford to come out
and put
smiles on dials
so i havent showed my face this week
which is a good thing
with ppl
callin me th shark and all
im feelin it man ok
th music's got me
love singin
soul and th blues in th street
im gunna have some more cones
more drugs over here
mad wizard feelin pain
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no slides on th unicycle
EEEKKK
sorry
didnt mean to scare ya
haha
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white girls can jump
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its all good ( chemically enhanced anyway )
that photographer freaked both of us man
we both know better
amount to nuthin
famous last words
come on
we seen just about everything havent we ?
i'll just be happy to sing with ya again man
when it happens
u didnt sing last week
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sorry guys
not do able
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some of th gay guys get a bit out there
a bit forward
and
umm
can get vocal
they dont fuck around like a chick does
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i am home
i'm staying home
nicely toasted
u do whatever th fuck it is that u do
i hope ya have fun
i fuckin do
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the land surfer...
...
p.s.
more drugs over here
stat
you blondie
move yur fuckin arse
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im gunna sack that woman
now i've figured out how to do it
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fuck
paulie dropped a girl
two girls
bullshit
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just tryin to find somethin that works
fun searchin
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cant live with one woman
always end up in a bed
with a mad woman
who wont fuck me
or leave me alone
and that's torture
i decide
which women i let hurt me
and for how long
for some
reason
no woman seems to understand
what hypersensitive testicles
really means
when th doctors tell you
that you;re an animal
you are wild
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im a wild human
if you put me in a room
with a human female
without sex
and restrain me
i'll end up on th floor
eventually
goin grey
and my heart will stop
im so easy to torture
seven days to th hospital for an electro ejaculation
pleasure has to go overpain for release
eight days to death
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th heart cant take it
hypersensitive senses
just love it when some doctor goes
we dont why you;re still alive
i've heard it enough
i've gotten blase
course i answer now
pot and a unicycle
that's my cure
women are unreliable
this makes em comfortably numb
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somewhere out there
is another
man
who suffers sore nuts
on a daily basis
to whom terror
is a confined room
an attractive female
with highlighted sexual signals painted on her face
and lotsa perfume to make her attractive smelling
as is th fashion
and no means whatever to relieve th testicle pain
it aint supposed to last
every day like this
into your fourty second year
i like pot
i like it a lot
i can go nighclubbin with pot
better painkiller than
alcohol
tried th doctor stuff too
unicycle's good
ride for half hour or more
no pain
all gone numb
use yur favourite painkiller to get on it though
toughen em up
u wont be ridin far
to start with
i do understand
believe me
i do understand
this is of course
contra indicated if ya wanna have kids
im tryin to keep my sperm count down
th physical meetings
with th pheremones
are far harder than what th eye sees
we're just fuckin animals
with big swelled heads
<<< Smile >>>
trust me
i live pretty close to th animal
do you have my viewpoint ?